King Of The Hill

[Danix]

whichever who is the king of the hill (i can't recall who is? )

I fart in the face SO HARD, that you fall backwards and tumble in the entire hill.

I claim King of this hill

[Danix]

Oh yeah !...

I CALL SUPER FAIL ON POST 501 !!

yeah i'm back baby

[Danix]

i resurect as a zombie and killed the king of the hill by eating it's hearth.

After eating his hearth, i becamoe human and ruled the hill

[Danix]

I gave you a pistol, you shot me, and i am DEAD

But, i resurected again and ate your hearth, became human, bla bla bla, and i am the king of the hill

[Danix]

But i magically float and returned to you

Danix shoots you a reminder to play the yahtzee game

You're gone and i am the king of the hill

[Danix]

UPDATING...

Post 500 by Danix gets only +5. Worded very poorly and has no target.

NO TARGET?
The target was the king of the kill, and i couldn't determine who was, because of a discussion prior to that post. Read again and i target the king

futhermore, what is a FAIL post anyway?

B2B (Back To Buisness)

I use my godly powers to call rain to clear the flames
and then i use a liquid nitrogen thrower towards Cablecorento to freeze him, then using a baseball bat i broke the ice outta him

And then i declared king of the hil

[Danix]

God captures my soul and rematerialized me in a Super Mutant Behemoth and crushed saberwolf's head, picked up the body and throw down the hill

SUPAR MUTANT WINAAR

[Danix]

I wake up, eat my breakfast, and punch the hell out of mask man, and i become king of the hill

[Danix]

/in please

/in ??

This a king of the hill game, there is no /in

you just randomly spank people to make them leave the hill, something like this:

Hey Rayfrost !

GETTA OUTA HERE OR I WILL SMACK YOUR CHIN SO HARD THAT YOU'RE CLOTHES WILL FLY OUTTA YOUR BODY !

Thta's how it'sa done


EDIT: if you're making a diffrent game in this thread, please don't use othere people's thread, why don't you create your own ? This is king of the hill, not a diffrent fancy game right?

[Danix]

I climbed the hill with a crate of bananas to attract you, you start running to the banas, i threw the box down and you wer still chasing for the bananas

Claimed king of the hill, no need for free violence

[Danix]

i grab my MG and i "tear it up" Kairyuu

now it's my hill