King Of The Hill

[RayFrost]

*warning sounds from megaman boss battles*

*walks in and the sheer epic frostiness destroys all undesired existence (naturally all but the hill and myself), which thus defeats the purpose of any future attempts due to extreme pwnage aura flowing from his own body as he walks upon the immobile hill of ice made from his mighty powers of frost*

*shino randomly walks in and points a finger at everybody else*



*since even shino claims they were utterly defeated, this victory is permanent through eternity and beyond*

*news announcer* "And Ray Frost has once again crushed the competition!!!"

[RayFrost]

*Notes that his amazing aura of awesomeness killed cobalt fifty five years before cobalt was capable of reaching the hill via killing cobalt's mother 55 years before cobalt's birth.*

I, Ray Frost, maintain this hill as mine.

[RayFrost]

*Ray yawns, the golem freezing solid through and through due to the freezing power of the hill. Ray takes out a very big mallet and bashes the ice apart, destroying the golem into dust before resuming his reign supreme*

[RayFrost]

*He laughs at the human shield and tosses a pedobear plushie into the air, the pedobear plushie exploding into more such plushies of smaller size, the plushies changing basic components into acid, devouring both mask and saber while he reclaims the hill*

[RayFrost]

*Ray nods slightly to the treaty, his mighty slush from the melted hill giving him a new form as he freezes a new hill and sits upon it*

[RayFrost]

*Due to cobalt's lack of any real manhood, the pelvic thrust turns into more of a hip swivel, making cobalt girly. This contradiction to cobalt's actual physical components causes cobalt to go into depression and commit eventual suicide, leaving both Ray and Saber behind to rule the hill*

[RayFrost]

And, of course, I land lightly upon the ground at the base of the hill as the giant ice monster dwelling within it devours Cobalt. Then, it resumes its existence within the hill peacefully as I walk back to the top and offer saber some grilled cheese sandwiches.

[RayFrost]

*gets out the pimp gloves and pimp slaps chenhsi before chenhsi runs off*

I have a sandwich and... a grape fanta. Also, it be our hill.

[RayFrost]

*notes that God is his bitch, thus voiding Ankle and causing ankle to spontaneously combust for daring to control God. Ray then sits by saber with mask man, offering mask man a cookie*

[RayFrost]

SC gets devoured by the leviathan of doom that eats and then immediately implodes, ceasing to exist along with everything inside of it... forever.

Saber's, mask man's, and my hill.

[RayFrost]

*puts the anti all other beings and forms of creation machine as well as a reality stabilizer to prevent the super awesomeness that is ray's genius from distorting reality and causing the end of all other beings*

Still what Saber said.

[RayFrost]

Don't try that again! If you do, I might destroy reality o.o

[RayFrost]

*the Royal Foundation was turned off while Ray Frost was eating a sandwich on the hill*

Indeed our hill. Want a cookie?

[RayFrost]

*looks at saber*

omfg, it's a saber tooth tigher :O

*realizes he is wrong* ;(

My bad

Same owners

[RayFrost]

XD Our hill and our victory!

[RayFrost]

Wouldn't that mean you win immediately, saber? You've got 400 points for the idea, over 100 points for all your kills and such...

I'd say we tie, though... cuz I am most definitely more creative, valid, and was able to nullify multiple people at once

[RayFrost]

Naturally, naturally. I'm clearly the superior, though! *sets up a defense system* nobody shall get past this, mwahahahaaaaa!

My hill, saber's hill, and mask man's hill.

[RayFrost]

That's not even the defense system!! It's secret agent hamster ninjas!

You both fail for misrepresenting the system and are killed by hamster ninjah powers.

Still a hill belonging to saber, myself, and mask man.

[RayFrost]

*The futuristic defense system evolves like in the Irobot movie and kill all the beings on the larger hill before self destructing and destroying the hill*

My hill with my allies still exists, victory is ours! *puts in super secret defense system*

[RayFrost]

XD I'm not really going for creativity there lmfao

still our hill, though.

[RayFrost]

vote: everyone's hill for governor

vote: Cobalt for lynch

[RayFrost]

Also:

sue: yabbaguy for forging of documents

Code: Select all

winner of lawsuit: RayFrost, punishment of forging is lynching

[RayFrost]

All those lynched are not included in the everyone's hill

Code: Select all

 As winner of the lawsuit, RayFrost receives Yabbaguy's vote 

vote for lynch: cobalt

vote for governor: everyone's hill

[RayFrost]

Code: Select all

 Mod of thread says: All are lynchable, or, if not, are shot to death as execution instead. 

[RayFrost]

XD Since it is everyone's hill by democratic *ahem* vote, the game is over and all but the killed win. This means yabbaguy and cobalt are losers, for they were third party and died.

~Game Over~

[RayFrost]

Indeed! Round two begins... NOW!!!

*sits on a hill* Hill #1 is mine!

[RayFrost]

Yeah, we should. In fact, let's start over with you saying all the rules and stuff.

[RayFrost]

*Gets in a master chief spartan suit and charges thah lazer* Ima charging mah lazer!

*blasts a hole through Mask man's abdomen, effectively ending his life* Thank you for using self-sacrifice services for your deathly needs.

*walks onto the hill and hands saber a basket of fruit*

My hill, co-owned by saber

[RayFrost]

RayFrost's soul drifted in the world of the dead, seeing such strange characters that one could not describe them. Eventually, he came across the being known as... Akuza Kenyukura. This being was also known as the grim reaper. Akuza smiled softly at Ray. "So it seems you've finally died, Ray. Ready to cross over?"

Ray shook his head as he raised his left hand, all fingers but one extended. "I believe I have four lives left: one for beating you in a game of poker, one for managing to devour a dragon soul, one for killing master chief when you grew tired of him respawning, and another one for being who I am. Naturally, we have to come up with good excuses for my revival. In this case..." Ray clapped his hands, ringing gongs clammering and distracting Akuza before he could swing his scythe and reap Ray's soul. With this opportunity, Ray leaped forward, pimp slapped akuza, took the scythe, slashed open a hole back into life, crossed over, and threw the scythe back into the quickly vanishing hole.

With that, Ray dusted himself off, looking at his old, mauled body. He lightly picked it up and tossed it towards Mask Man. "You made this mess, you are gonna clean it up." The corpse impacted with MM as he turned around in shock, both corpse and mask man flying off the hill and into a nearby lake, which happened to be filled with hydras that proceeded to rip both MM and corpse to shreds.

Ray then sat down, nibbling on a completely pure, unpoisoned, and harmless apple. "So, Saber, what's up?"

[RayFrost]

(Am I allowed to fail you for mispelling my name? Also, I was nibbling, meaning there was not enough content within my mouth to cause choking. Nibbling = small quantities = no choke. Based off of that, I can fail you, right?)

[RayFrost]

What is TWERT?

[RayFrost]

Ray ended up choking for a short amount of time before hacking up the small amount of apple he had accidentally engorged in his throat. He wheezed as he glared at Saber, muttering to himself as the surrounding plants around saber, who was on the ground, suddenly shot upward, raining poison needles upon saber and leaving a highly poisoned and penetrated corpse behind.

Ray then sealed himself deep in the newly created plant forest, casting a small enchantment that made the plants hard as diamond to cut without actually making them immobile (not to mention also making them fire-proof as a precaution).

"My forested hill of doominess!"

[RayFrost]

(I did a thwart instead of a fail by saying I was temporarily choking and not choking for an extended period of time to the point of death)

As Ray was devoured, this was one of the man eating plants that had another property: healing and numbing saliva. The saliva healed over his wounds from the beating and, as Ray came back to life from it, the man eating plant let him out, for Ray was its master. Ray then snapped his fingers, a swarm of wasps shooting from the branch Saber had used in a fury and stinging him with their deadly stingers (naturally pissed at being interrupted while having intimate interactions with each other). Unfortunately, there wasn't much left of saber's body after the bloating and eventual explosion of the body, maybe little bits and pieces that were devoured by assorted plants, but not enough for them to heal by.

Ray sat in the sturdiest tree, hidden from the senses, as he used meditation to maintain his control over the plants to avoid death while also continuing to supply the afore-mentioned enchantments.

Ray and MM's hill cuz MM is still alive.

[RayFrost]

The Above by MM is a Fail post for the following reasons: the pieces that actually did remain (not very many) were absolutely and completely devoured by plants. Not to mention they were very small pieces, which means the most of saber you'd get is not even the minimum requirement.

Unfortunately, there wasn't much left of saber's body after the bloating and eventual explosion of the body, maybe little bits and pieces that were devoured by assorted plants, but not enough for them to heal by.

Outside of that:

I control the plants, who have roots all around the hill, to rip open a rather large hole using their roots, burying MM deep, deep within the earth (say... five hundred miles below sea level) before resealing the opening, leaving MM to die of suffocation and/or whipping/poisoning/slashing by the assorted deadly roots of the plants.

[RayFrost]

Ah destroyed the are large hole in the ground, into which he dove. The plants threw a bunch of dirt into the crater, suffocating Ah with the radioactive dirt and killing him. Since the rockets didn't destroy the entire forested hill, Ray still remained.

Still my hill.

[RayFrost]

The gravity hammer hit the ground, causing a small tremor that led to the fifty five ton trees falling upon Ah, naturally pinning/crushing him. In addition, these trees sent out vines that further pinned him while creeping into his armor and shooting a poisonous gas. Since Ray was quite a ways away, this didn't really affect him...

Still Ray's hill.

[RayFrost]

Ah failed for saying he torched my forest. I said it was FIREPROOF!

Also, I was in a tree, meaning saber didn't eat me. Also, ani throwing the hill wouldn't destroy the tree, thus meaning I'm STILL on the hill and haven't been touched, sadly.

I, naturally, use plants to show up a peace treaty in front of Saber stating "you don't kill me, I don't kill you, we own the hill together and pwn everybody else. Agreed?"

If not agreed to, the treaty would shoot out ice upon saber, freezing saber solid, though this wouldn't be known until after it had happened, since there were no indications. (naturally, the freezing form would then be smashed by a very large tree limb).

My hill and possibly Saber's too.

[RayFrost]

Ray snaps his fingers, the treaty wrapping around Saber's liquid form like an egg, slowly emitting a pulsing green light as the revival engineering technology of 100 trillion years A.E.D (After Earth Destruction) went to work, restoring saber's original form with one catch: saber can in no way break the treaty without dying in the process.

My and Saber's hill.

[RayFrost]

And btw: I was INSIDE the tree, meaning that I was not exposed. You'd have to have eaten the diamond hard and very thick tree to eat me

meant and not an

[RayFrost]

I get pissed off at all the people coming in and the plants rear up, spraying acid upon MafiaSSK, turning him into a very gnarly looking corpse: all liquid and no solids whatsoever.

Saber + RF + Mask hill so far

[RayFrost]

I'm in a diamond hard tree and, as mafia punches it, his entire arm explodes from the impact. I naturally send scarabs inspired from the mummy movies that devour MafiaSSK, leaving no trace behind of anything before vanishing into the ground.

Saber + Me + Mask own this hill (edit)

[RayFrost]

Ah got destroyed earlier after his revival.

I then get annoyed and press the big red button, an acme anvil falling upon Mafia and crushing him completely.

[RayFrost]

I, getting pissed with mask man coming up with lame ways of revival, press the big blue button, which causes a hoard of flying pigs to stampede across his body, eat the corpse, and then leave. Everybody said he'd die when pigs could fly...

[RayFrost]

As Ray was sprayed with a type of cologne, he coughed, causing him to curl under the throw from mask as he coughed again, shooting out spears of ice that impaled Mask, sending him flying through the air, out of the atmosphere of the ear, and directly into the sun, incinerating him completely. Ray then resumed his rule over the hill with Saber, snapping his fingers and causing a dome of never-melt-ice to form over them with a super secret entrance and a chilling atmosphere outside that, if somebody approached, would freeze them over.

Saber's + My + (unfortunately) Ah's hill.

[RayFrost]

The above post is fail for not actually thwarting or countering but just stating "you are wrong, I'm right. I win" This is fail.

[RayFrost]

I didn't really lie. Axe is a type of cologne as well as a weapon. I can easily thwart you by saying it was the cologne, instead of the weapon. In addition, you are now using real life stuff for the king of the hill topic, which really defeats the purpose of the game =/ anyway, I digress, since our illustrious mod known as saber will decide on this.

[RayFrost]

That contradicts the game entirely. If we went through that, then I could just say you lied about the mental power thing and that you, in fact, tried to, got a headache, fell off the hill, rolled into a series of sharp objects, and died... to be honest, it just completely contradicts the purpose of the game to say something just didn't happen.

[RayFrost]

I frown cuz I was thrown off the hill and walk up it lazily, pulling out a block of butter and shoving it down mask man's throat, the block gets stuck, sealing off mask man's airways as he chokes, falling down the hill and into a lake of hemlock. Foolishly, mask man began to drink it, thinking it was water and would help get the butter down or out, which thus killed him, the butter remaining stuck in his throat post-mortum.

My an MSSK's hill.

[RayFrost]

Upon landing in the middle of a voodoo temple, dead, the voodoo people took it as a sign that I was their savior and performed their sacred rituals, reviving me completely as well as bestowing upon me the magic of voodoo. Naturally, I pull out a small voodoo doll of Mafia and slowly stab different parts before ripping the doll into shreds, effectively ending Mafia's life as I use the same voodoo magic to teleport onto the hill and summon the guardians of voodoo to protect me.

My hill, saber is welcome to come back.

[RayFrost]

As the explosion came toward me, I used the mighty voodoo guardians to defend myself (aforementioned), though they did die due to it. I then look at Mafia, raise a hand, and shoot a blast of voodoo energy at him that cause his body to randomly scramble into gerbils that fall into a pool of acidic chemicals that are alive and devour Mafia completely.

My and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

I come back after the ice cream was eaten by a llama and take out a spartan lazer, throw it in a junk heap where it mini-exploded, and then pull out a small gun, shooting the contents of it upon Mask Man, the time distorter causing Mask Man's assorted parts to be in different points of time, all someplace else, and destroying him via the ripping of his body. Then, I sit on the hill and give saber some cash for no real reason.

Edit:

My and Saber's hill.

[RayFrost]

As I was blown up, the super secret defense mechanism known as chemical y activated, causing my assorted bits to manifest into their own forms of me, each a different personality. They then chanted a spell and all the forms rematerialized into one. I then sat upon the hill, pressing a small blue button that caused an exorcist to remove stranger from saber's body and then seal Stranger's soul into a bottom feeding fish deep within the ocean.

My and the newly-unpossessed saber's hill.

[RayFrost]

I come back, shooting a poisoned dart into Stranger's left eye, causing him to go into convulsions and die. Then, I hand Saber a box of chocolates.

(btw, I don't actually like ice cream, so... ._.)

[RayFrost]

I was transmuted by the radioactive waste upon the tiger's teeth into a parasitic being, taking over the tiger's body and using it as a way to spread through the hill like a mushroom before using the body to devour SC, the radioactive waste having vanished by now. I then look up at Saber with a challenging glint in my eye before saying "You wanna mess with me?"

My and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

Note: devour means "destroy completely" which makes you saying I only ate your arms wrong =/ also note that if we assumed that did work... your nuke, if it blew up, would take all of us with it. This means it didn't blow up and only crushed one of my mushrooms anyway. I then devour you once again =/ which means it is still


My and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

I believe SC was been double pwned... this calls for a youtube link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhb89V43KWc&feature=fvst

Also, I'm still on the hill dammit!

I use my mushrooms to send out a viral spore that enters SC's body, causing SC to implode due to the sudden increase of internal gravity.

My hill

[RayFrost]

As I am a bunch of mushrooms, I left spores that regrow me, which means that the mushrooms that were tossed off are unimportant. I then create an ubershroom that devours SC whole before walking into the pool of sulfuric acid.

[RayFrost]

I mutate as the fungicide merges with my radioactive core, turning me into a mutant tree. In this new form, I force a cherry into SC's throat that proceeds to explode, SC's body flying light years away from each other from the force of the explosion.

My hill...

[RayFrost]

As a tree, I have no use for cake, so Saber gets all of it. I sprout roots and penetrate the hill, forming seedlings and saplings all across it.

my and saber's hill.

[RayFrost]

As the small ship went into a collision course with one of my trees, I notice that it is made of aluminum foil as it crashes into the very sturdy tree, causing no real damage. I then pick up the tin foil ship, with SC still in it, and toss it fifty feet away from the hill as it turns into a wormhole, the ship and SC vanishing as they enter the strange realms of hollows eve, in which SC and ship are devoured by creature of the dark that are not foolish enough to impart anything upon their meals.

My hill (and SW's)

[RayFrost]

SW keep getting sniped XD

[RayFrost]

Since saber only cut down ONE tree, there are others that loom over saber as they use the saw dust to form a small cage around saber that is magically reinforced.

My and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

Fail post, SC. I used it as a magically reinforced cage around saber, not touching saber. This means saber can't be choked. Saying you are just reborn is also fail and you've used that before... fail post overall.

[RayFrost]

The creatures of the dark are in another realm of existence...

[RayFrost]

I then rule the hill on my own, the creatures of the dark vanishing soon after their task is done, unable to remain in this realm of light and dark for more than a few seconds.

[RayFrost]

My and SW's hill

and indeed for snipe festivities!

Lulz at SC quitting.

I then rip the hill's dimensions apart, creating a dimensional wormhole-ish barrier blocking other being's from entering. bwahahahaaaaa

still my and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

*SW fails for taking that serious* XD you think I was serious? ripping the dimensions apart would actually destroy both of us and the hill ._. it was a joke XD

Also, I don't have pants. I'm a bunch of trees.

Still My and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

I then stick a toxic mushroom down banana's throat, causing him to die as his body shrivels up into the size of a shrunken head.

My and SW's hill still.

[RayFrost]

It was 500 to win.

[RayFrost]

okay then.


My and SW's hill still. *claims fifty thousand times on fifty thousand hills*

We win. xD

[RayFrost]

Naturally, I have already been exposed to nuclear radiation, making me immune to the blast as I ran to ani, hugging him and covering him in the radiation, causing death.

My and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

Well, I was eaten by that tiger that was, in fact, radioactive in the teeth and caused me to transform, so... yeah. Anyway, I start a farm for weed in the middle of a mushroom forest to pass the time.

Still my and SW's hill.

[RayFrost]

Yo. *starts to smoke some weed out of boredom* XD Want some, saber?

[RayFrost]

Eh, I grew it. Besides, it's just a plant. It just grows like this, making it legal.

[RayFrost]

lmfao. Danix, you failed for targetting two people, not to mention the fact I am not a person and wouldn't be affected by the fart. I naturally bust out my rrb and place the rrb upon Danix's back, strapping it there, which proceeds to danix going insane and performing suicide. Still my and SW's Hill.

rrb = rick roll bomb.

[RayFrost]

I come back, congratulate SW, and then extend my treaty with saber to include MM in the "no killy each othery, punishable by smiting"

my, SW's, and MM's hill.

[RayFrost]

No, it doesn't, SW. I don't accept Ani as art of the treaty and pull out a tazer, sticking it into Ani's eye socket and causing his entire body to explode and, due to this being so completely against reality, ani's existence reversed itself, preventing Ani's actual birth in this reality that we exist within.


My, SW's, and MM's hill.

[RayFrost]

since part of my existence IS the grass, the attempt to destroy me failed and I used my leafy powers to reincarnate and take the third piece.

My, SW's, and MM's hill.

[RayFrost]

what about it, MM? >.>

[RayFrost]

lmfao *the guns are both filled with leaves as their ammo as they vanish* XD

anyway, I bet SW is one of the agnostics.

[RayFrost]

Fail for targetting multiple people. Fail due to burning of the hill being used before. Fail for destroying the hill. Fail for coming back to life/existence with no explanation... *stops here*

[RayFrost]

and since I never died, I don't need to reclaim, I think. =/

SaberRape claimed for me.

[RayFrost]

so I'm a sparrow, ani is mario, saber is a wolf, and MM is a bunch of words?

baaaad idea

[RayFrost]

GET THE ROLE PMs OUT MM OR FACE MY WRATH

[RayFrost]

Yes, I would. six piece nuggets, fries, barbeque sauce, and ketchup. extra salt on the fries.

[RayFrost]

Yes, I know, my avatar is awesome. no need to brag about somebody elses' avatar or express your jealousy.

[RayFrost]

I get sucked into the time paradox, but it suddenly functions like an actual time paradox, two of me forming upon the hill and playing chess against each other.

My, SW's, and MM's hill (MM never died/left)

[RayFrost]

already called fail on it, ah... bit slow.

Anyway, still my, SW's, and MM's hill.

[RayFrost]

*starts playing 7 Nation Army*

[RayFrost]

*When they attempted to trample Ray, all they really did is have Ray use his feign death technique, so, thinking he died, they left. Naturally, Ray got up and brushed his clothes down before looking at the army departing from the hill and raising a hand, clenching it into a fist as the area around the army becomes surrounded by stygium-dark energy, the army being consumed entirely and without a trace*

My, SW's, and MM's hill.

[RayFrost]

No, because it targetting NPCs, not one of the players, and the rules say "target multiple players" and if they don't, then it is ONE army, meaning one target anyway

still my, SW's, and MM's hill.

[RayFrost]

*sends SW to fetch some dinosaur eggs, but SW accidentally falls off a cliff and is brutally bludgeoned to death by the sharp, pointy, completely normal rocks*

and now I'm alone on the hill ;(

[RayFrost]

lmfao XD I wanna be the left hand man!!! *is left handed when writing, but right footed and right handed on everything else* O.o

[RayFrost]

In fact, MM doesn't count cuz SW, acting mod, has not stated the beginning of the round.

Edit - going to the store... so yeah. be back later

[RayFrost]

I AM BOB!!!!

nice rules, btw... it's a legit game now XD

[RayFrost]

sure.

[RayFrost]

I thought there were more people... oh well.

[RayFrost]

this way he can super attack & climb.

[RayFrost]

chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange, but include an exclusion clause of excluded 1 person other than yourself for when there are >3 players. (include a player list somewhere as well)

[RayFrost]

well, time to reveal:

claim: saberwolf's alt

I win the game with alt-mod powers.

[RayFrost]

I already

WTFPWNED

you, Ah, you can't dispute! I win this case, and the cash prize of $500,000,000,000,000. I split it half & half with MM, and we each become rulers of the world

[RayFrost]

vote: xylbot

bandwagon FTW

WTFPWN: ah2190

[RayFrost]

Whatcha gonna do? try an' hit me the round after this one?

[RayFrost]

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[RayFrost]

AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD (the laughter is understood by specific people)

[RayFrost]

Eh, we did hijack this thread. Why not just move this into a different thread to leave the original as it was?

[RayFrost]

and then it is revealed that dwarves were mining this hill... a second before it collapses, killing danix. I then walk upon a new hill inhabited by friendly hobitses

my hill

[RayFrost]

you drown in the flash flood that somehow overtok the hill and nothing else

I get upon the moon hills and rule supreme

[RayFrost]

Chocolate Rain makes everybody on/around/near the thoroughly exposed hill die.

I happily choose sit in a restaurant and have some food while you all battle it out for the hill.

Oh, and I hand over property rights of the hill to Yabbaguy

[RayFrost]

That was a cold, cold thing to do.

So cold that I have taken control of your existence (along with Zang's).

You are now both my eternal servants.

I rule the hill through your possession of it.

[RayFrost]

I appear in my freezing technoviking spirit glory and obliterate you all with a single razorbladestotheface spell.

My hill

[RayFrost]

I melt you. With a flamethrower.

Our hill.

I'm a technoviking

spirit

. Flames mean nothing!

I smite you with more razorblades.

My hill once again.

[RayFrost]

I build a hill, bigger, better, and generically superior, a castle on that hill, and then use the anti-siege weaponry upon the castle to obliterate all forms of life upon the hill occupied by Bowser before taking over the now scorched hill, leaving the castle's defenses on auto-pilot with the unique sensory capabilities activated.

*shades*