SAW Game (KA-CHINK)

[charter]

Only the door doesn't sound like a trap.
I'll choose the tube.

Haha, someone has never seen the Saw movies.

[charter]

It is funny that some people think that I will divulge information to them in private. Ribwich ignoring me will be his undoing.

[charter]

Not charter!

[charter]

Dont screw up...

[charter]

I feel like the envelope is probably pretty important...

[charter]

It's up to you, but I don't think giving it to someone inactive would be the right idea.

[charter]

This is wonderful. I have nearly unlimited power with the contents of this envelope. A shame I won't be able to use it in this game, so I will start accepting favors redeemable in other mish mash games in return for information and items which you will need to survive.
I'm going to die soon, so you best hurry.

[charter]

Well, if no one did, people would have been dropping like flies, to the point where I doubt this game would make it past one or two more traps, I can help out, but you see the inevitable deaths in the title? I'm one of them now, need to leverage my power into other games.

[charter]

I'm not in many right now, but I can accept future favors. Gotta go to hockey in a few minutes, I'll be back in a little while, I'd bid high. Haven't decided if I'm just going to entrust it entirely to one person (in which case it will be about the same, if not worse, than no one having it for the rest of the people) or split it up, or what.

[charter]

Ehhh, too much work. Others have PMed me with offers, not making me put forth effort when I'm a dead man walking (and someone else is too...).

[charter]

It's not going to matter. Sure you have a key and you'll probably get past this trap, but you won't get past future ones.

Here's a small sample of what was in the envelope.

As the owner of this envelope, you will die soon...... I will give you three things that will help your new friends survive longer.

I'm simply looking to see who wants to be my new friends.

[charter]

I can't leave the room. All the offers for the envelope have been miserable. You guys should start digging your graves.

[charter]

Here's something you guys might find useful.

OMSHVYUNMEDAETCERHDOWY

I might just let everyone crash and burn, it will amuse me.

[charter]

Screw it, I'll be nice. I'll reveal some of it, some of it will be made up, and some will be for my own amusement.

3 green beads

A set of finger cymbals

A blue feather

A red M&M

Rule 1 - After leaving this room, any victim who says

qwertyuiop

will immediately die. This is due to a special chip which was implanted in their heads.
Rule 2 - After leaving this room, any victim who does not include

I love [insert barnyard animal] because they are so [insert reason].

will immediately die. This is due to a special chip which was implanted in their hearts.
Rule 3 - *O* M*S* H*V* Y*U* N*M*E* D*A*E* T* C*E*R *H* D*O*W*Y
Rule 4 - This one is still for sale. If you wanna get past trap five, you're in trouble. I'd be thinking orange in trap five.

[charter]

Rule three was the only one I didn't leave a cruical piece of information out of. If you figure it out, pm me, I'm curious.

[charter]

BB, you owe me a PM...