Jake's Game of Questionable Quality [6/5+]

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VOTE: Jake
His tyranny must end!

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HURT: StrangerCoug

We must act as one against the Jake the Wolfie.

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HEAL: Save the Dragons

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Throw Egg Piece at StrangerCoug.

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HEAL: Ircher
HURT WITH A BLADE: StrangerCoug

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Drink antidote.

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Trade an egg piece for an antidote.
Drink an antidote.

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Rest for 12 hours.

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Original Roll String: 2d6

2 6-Sided Dice: (3, 5) = 8

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Ask about the local amenities.

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Inspect inventory.

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Bet the seven at the casino.

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Original Roll String: 7d7

7 7-Sided Dice: (2, 4, 6, 1, 5, 3, 2) = 23

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HURT: StrangerCoug
VOTE: Save The Dragons

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HEAL: Save the Dragons

Inspect inventory.

Steal paper and pencil.

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Construct the square root of 14 using the compass and ruler on a piece of paper by following the instructions given below and keep the construction lines:

Spoiler: Construction Instructions

I highly encourage you to actually try this using a tool like geogebra.

Part I: Constructing the square root of 2.
1: Start with a line segment AB and extend it to be a line.
2: Draw a circle with center A and radius AB. Label the point D as the other point on the circle that intersects the line.
3: Draw a circle with center D and radius BD.
4: Draw a circle with center B and radius BD.
5: Label the two intersection points from steps 4 and 5 as E and F.
6: Connect the line segment EF. Label one of the intersection point on EF with the circle from step 3 as C. Notice that steps 3-6 constructed a line EF that is perpendicular to the line AB.
7: Connect points B and C to form the segment BC. By the Pythagorean Theorem, the hypotenuse of triangle ABC has length equal to the square root of 2 (given the segment AB has length 1).

Part II: Constructing the square root of 3 from the square root of 2.
8: Extend the line segment BC to be a line.
9: Using a process similar to steps 2-6 above, create the line perpendicular to the line BC that intersects BC at the point B. Instructions 9a through 9d give a reminder of the process.
9a: Draw a circle with center B and radius BC. Label the point that intersects the line BC as G.
9b: Draw a circle with center C and radius CG.
9c: Draw a circle with center G and radius CG.
9d: Draw the line segment that intersects the two circles. This line is perpendicular to BC and intersects the point B.
10: Using a compass, measure the length AB. Then draw a circle with radius AB and center B.
11: Mark the point where the circle from step 10 intersects the line segment from step 9 as B2. The line segment should have length AB.
12: Connect points B2 and C to form triangle CBB2. By the Pythagorean Theorem, the line CB2 has length proportional to the square root of 3.

Part III: Constructing the square root of n in general:

13: Construct the square root of n - 1. Note that the point C should be shared by the hypotenuses of each triangle formed up to this point. The vertex of the right angle in the last triangle that constructs the square root of n - 1 is B_{n - 3} and the remaining vertex is B_{n - 2}. (Note that point B should be considered point B1.)
14: Construct the line perpendicular to CB_{n - 2} that intersects the point B_{n - 2}. Refer to steps 2-6 or 9 for a reminder of the process.
15: Use the compass to measure the length AB. Draw a circle with radius AB and center B_{n - 2}.
16: Label the point where the circle from step 15 intersects the line from step 14 as the point B_{n - 1}.
17: Connect points C and B_{n - 1}. By the Pythagorean Theorem, this line segment has length proportional to the square root of n.

Sell it as a piece of art.

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HURT WITH A BLADE: Jake The Wolfie

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Walk to the next nearest town that isn't the one I'm currently in.

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Steal funds from Jake The Wolfie.

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Rest for 7 hours.

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Rest for 7 hours.

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Give StrangerCoug $5.
Inspect inventory.
Rest for 8 hours.

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Haunt Jake into reviving me.

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Take up a spiritual form and wander the town.

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Original Roll String: 1d6

1 6-Sided Dice: (1) = 1

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Original Roll String: 2d6

2 6-Sided Dice: (3, 5) = 8

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Rise from the grave.

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I'll try option 1.

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d5

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dxe4

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exd3

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Nf6

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Bd7

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e6

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Bc6

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Qd6

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Nxc6

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Qe5+

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a6

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Accept Jake The Wolfie's surrender.

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Inspect inventory

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Sacrifice a pawn

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Leave town

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Break the fourth wall.

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Challenge Save The Dragons to a duel to the death.

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Don costume

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Go to the supermarket

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Knock it down

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Knock it down with StrangerCoug and Cheery Dog's help.

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Bribe Cheery Dog to join with an egg piece.

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Throw egg piece at Cheery Dog

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Ircher has earned an Egg Piece!

You never said I lost this one.

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Throw an Egg Piece at Cheery Dog.

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Throw a nearby prop at Cheery Dog

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The closest one I can pickup.

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Go slay a monster.

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Find a fire extinguisher.

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Find matches.

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Slash stage props.

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Find a sword.

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Find a knife.

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Join StrangerCoug in his quest.

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Summon a swarm of bats.

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Sneak over and snip the parachute in half.

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Perform a ritual of sanctification.

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Press the self-destruct button.

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Find a big red button.

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Push wall

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