Get to Know a Scummer: Oman Edition

[Oman]

Claus

Why a Moogle?

Its meant to be irrelevant, thus people see it and say "I don't get it. Must be an aussie thing."

Why Mafiascum?

I couldn't get into games on Utopiatemple and my friend who studies phsyc told me it was worth my time. I googled and found this. I went to a few others, but only stuck around at Ms.

Pablito

What's the second-best country in the Middle East?

Yemen.

Twomz

What did you get for Christmas?

A picnic blanket, some golf clubs, a lava lamp, and a bunch of gift cards to book stores and car accesory shops.

How old are you?

18 next month (yay)

Do you love cheese?

You know it. I have a theory that dairy counters depression, and thats because you never see an unhappy calf, and all they do is consume dairy.

Why is the field on fire?

I don't know, and I'm sure this is an obscure reference I should get, but I don't, and now I'm sad.

What is the square root of one hundred and sixty nine?

I'm pretty sure it wont come out clean, but I'll check...whatya know: 13.

What is the cube root of eight?

13 again? No this one is 2, thats something I remember.

What is the derivative of x^2?

2x

What is the antiderivative of (1/3)x^2?

Anti-derivative, is that some weird American word. Aussies don't have Anti-derivative, we call it...something else I've forgotten in the last 6 weeks.

What kind of computer do you have?

Built it myself.

How fast is the processor?

2.7 I believe (duo)

How much RAM?

2GB

What kind of video card do you have?

A (insert brand) 88000GTS I think.

How big is your hard drive?

Are you coming on to me? 80GB

How many gigs of media do you have?

I have 15GB of musics, and about 5 of movies, oh and 12 GBs of scrubs.

How many gigs of porn do you have?

Not enough. I don't know the figure though.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I disagree with intellectually determining a chicken's motives, as I have no supporting evidence, only the knowledge that it did cross the road.

Cicero

What career do you most want to pursue?

I want to be a Medical Officer in the Royal Australian Air Force (yes, we have planes), or a Forensic Medical Examiner, so medicine based.

What charity would you most like to see taking money off your future paycheque?

Guide Dogs NSW/ACT. Ironic because they give me my current paycheck, but I just see the need for more money in the company. Most people think its govt. subsidised, but its not! Its actually a privately run company that can't get funding from other companies or advertising or anything, as it would have an adverse effect on the percieve morality of the company.

Do you have any goals and asperations you'd like to share?

Punch a shark. Nah, I did some Drama in High School and I want to do a bit of writing/directing outside in the real, paying, world.

Have you ever left australia?

Not yet.

Would you like to travel?

Europe/Russia. Oh, and switzerland

Would you like to live abroad?

Yes I would, but not permanently.

Do you care about Australian politics?

Very much so.

How close have you or someone you love come to being killed by one of Australias many very nasty snakes or spiders?

No, which is good, i suppose.

Do you find Moose and Beavers as exotic as we find kangaroos and koalas?

Moose yes, Beavers are more common to me, I think cause I saw them in zoos as a child.

Is fosters beer actually popular there?

Bundy Bear > Fosters bear and here he is. and again

What part of australia do you live in? city/country/outback? melbourne/sydney?

Known as Western Sydney. A more accurate look is here. Its suburban

Where in Australia would you rather live instead?

Somewhere a little less "away" for everything. As Australia's public transport system sucks, its a 30 minute + drive to anywhere worth my time (cinema, computer shop, etc).

Crocodile Dundee: Source of National Pride or National Shame?

Crocodile Dundee = Pride. Every movie after the first = shame. Its funny, because we don't assign ourselves to it, we just say "yes, he's a character...what, you mean that's meant to be

us

?"

Same question re: John Howard and Kevin Rudd.

Howard could've been remembered for a long time as the greatest Prime Minster ever, except he didn't resign when he should've. Instead he kept going till he got beaten by the "scarce-bearded" one. Rudd...its too early to call.

Merry Christmas!

Thanks, you too.

Brutal Assassin

Are you a "Men at Work" fan?

No, but I'm a big fan of their lead singer (colin hay)'s solo work.

Do you come from a land down under....

I do. I also eat vegimite Sandwhiches.

Adel

(/brace self)

What do you think of all of those Chinese immigrants making it harder for you to get a job?

They're not to me personally. Very few of them wish to be Kennel Attendants at Guide Dogs, and those that wish to be doctors often don't want to be in the RAAF. I deal with it well.

Wow, that was gentle.

Tamuz 2

Why do the british love 'u's and hate 'z's?

The Z is a harsh sound. Compare utilisation with utilization.

Why do americans love 'z's and hate 'u's?

The Americans are harsh people.


I'm leaving in 8 hrs for three days, I'll catch up when I get back.

[Oman]

Simenon

Whose GTKAS should I post next?

Someone who I don't know a lot about, but I know enough to care I don't know a lot. Toss up between CKD, Primate, and Porochaz.

Original Roll String: 1d3

1 3-Sided Dice: (3) = 3

[Oman]

CuriousKarmaDog!

[Oman]

Adel

The adel we love.

Have you ever had blood, shit, and cum all on the same hand at the same hand? Two out of three? Which two?

Sorta had two out of three. I helped birth a calf, and whilst it wasn't really cum there was certainly enough placenta to make it messy.

Have you ever licked a human eyeball?

Yes, strangely enough. It was a girlfriend and I kissed her eye and she asked me a question and opened her eye and jelly ensued.

Have you ever licked a non-human eyeball?

No.

Have you ever licked a non-human tongue?

Nope, had them lick me though.

What was the most humiliating sexual experience of your life?

Thats a rough question...probably when I was "enjoying" a lady and her female friend walked into the tent.

What was the most rewarding sexual experience of your life?

When the friend joined in (and that is a true story that I am quite proud of in my secret moments).

What was the most humiliating non-sexual experience of your life?

I was owned by Sim in the title fairy thread

What was the most rewarding non-sexual experience of your life?

Finishing my HSC, I partied, drank, sang, and danced my way through and everyone said how proud they were of me (Go Go natural intellect!)

If a distant relative were to suddenly die and leave you 17.2 million Australian dollars, how would your life change?

Dramatically, I'm sure. I would probably buy a ute, and some new golf clubs for my father.

My life would change because I could pay back the people I owe (my sisters, parents, etc) and probably do something really nice for the world, giving me a loving sense of goodwill. Of course, thats optimistic, and there is nothing to say I wouldn't be horribly corrupted.

Are you currently in the RAAF? What occupation do/will you fill?

I'm not yet. I could've gone into the Australian Defence Force Acadamy and been in there now, but their degrees are sub-par and I really want a good university experience. For that reason I'll hopefully be doing Post-Graduate Medicine (we can do medicine in "college" straight out of high school if we wish. Instead I'm going to do a degree at university and then go do a medicine degree) and being a Medical Officer.

Alternitavly I'll be an Air Combat Officer.

[Oman]

BA

What is an ute?

Utility Vehicle very good for taking to Ute Musters

Porochaz

baguette?

Before 11 am, yes.

Drunk?

Not right now, though last night I was

Question?

Answer

Pelicans?

"Bills, bills, bills. I feel like a pelican, everywhere I turn there's an enormous bill in front of me."

Cats?

Yus, but dogs > cats

Do you still wear your scumhat?

All the time. I wear it to work and social events but not so often on MS.net. I'm wearing it right now though.

Do you wear your scumhat in scumchat?

Sometimes.

Do you do things that rhyme often?

Yes, whenever I can.

I accidentally splashed wax in my face, what should I do?

Let it solidify then peel it off. Then pour some on your hand and do the same.

Are you still willing to teach me D&D?

Yeah sure.

britian or england? (your life depends on this question)

I personally prefer England over Britian, but British over English.

I have an anvil, do you want it?

Just don't drop it on my head

Why?

It'll hurt, and possibly kill me.

I'm really just asking random questions now because Im bored... what do you want me to ask you?

Anything really, this is about you getting to know me. I know me, so why is that assisting.

Favourite music?

I'm very eclectic. I like lots from Ani Difranco to Hilltop Hoods, The Whitlams to Chris Franklin, Reel Big Fish to Pat Drummond.

Neighbours, Source of Pride?

Neighbours, root of evil.

Round the Twist, is it shown in Austrailia still?

Sometimes, for like, two weeks on A(ustrlain)BC

Pizza? What toppings?

Peperoni, capsicum, cheese, tomato sauce, a few other doo-dads and its all good.

[Oman]

Claus

1- Best Game? Worst Game?

I can't really think of a best game except maybe Cult Mafia (500) in which I was the vig who successfully avoided being too townie or scummy for quite a while, but my worst was ABR's mini wherin Vollkan vigged me D1, no worries. First scum game actually.

2- Most interesting game you did not take part?

Clavin and Hobbes interests me, as does Bad Idea, as they both change game dynamics and force something new out of players.

3- How did your playstyle changed between now and when you first joined Mafiascum?

I overwagoned and posted too much. Now I slightly overwagon and slightly post too much. I'm more conservative, but am getting to a real slump in my mafia play atm. I just don't have the energy due to the current stuff within games.

4- How much time per week you spend on MS?

Oh, I'm on every morning and every night now that I'm not studying, when I work (3-4 days a week) its prolly 2 hrs per day. When I don't its prolly 4-5 per day.

5- Why do you like Mafia?

Analysis, trickery, and psychology all work together to make the town or scum become the stronger party. Also, I like it because everyone can play it, its not like COD or CS where you need to play for half a year 3hrs a day to be good, you can catch scum or be sneakyscum even when a newbie. Also, the fact that there are very few whitewashes in it. It often comes down to the rails.

1- What is your favorite Board Game? If it is a traditional one (chess,Go,etc) what is your favorite modern board game?

Probably chess or monopoly. My favourite modern is Cranium or Pictionary MANIA! because I have fun memories of my family playing it.

2- If you could Time Travel for a month to somewhere outside of your life span, where would you go? And for 10 years?

Month: The first communal act. Where the first man killed something and, when holding the food in his hand, decided to share instead of keeping for himself, thus forming society. 10 years: Early Australia, like my Grandfather's time, where things were more about close knit families than extended communities. Oh, and the old steam train ran to Bomballa

3- Do you have an irrational hatred/dislike of what kind of people?

Breathing.

Seriously though, I have an irrational dislike of lebenesse people. In Australia they have a horrible work ethic which juxtaposes with the Australian hard work ethic. It really gets to me that service stations (what are they, gas stations?) require 10 mintues to pay for your fuel when the guy is on the phone. They simply don't put the effort while working.

Oh I have other reasons I dislike them too. That is: their penchant for gang based violence (esp. sexually motivated) clashes with Australian values. Ironically, the things that started those riots were the lebenesse telling Australian girls not to wear bikinis and also a romoured rape and bashing of a small group of young girls by a large group of men.

BA

What do you put the odds at in our duel?

I'm giving you 3:1

Tamuz

Your from UT? Who were you there?

Oman, or Omankdor or something, its been a while.

Were you part of the chatters in the LA?

LA? I don't know it.

If not, did they make you feel intimidated/unfriendly?

Very few people did. I spent a lot of time in Suggestions, and Discussion and games, not many other places.

How do you pronounce your second 'i' in utilization? soft or hard? l-eye-(?)ation or l-ih-(?)ation?

Personally I do you-till-eye-(?)sation. But I accept people using the other version. Is that an American/English thing too?

[Oman]

Adel

Which Pacific Island has the scariest natives?

Tonga, they're the largest of all pacific Islanders.

[Oman]

Adel

when are you going to send out the role pms for the open game you are modding?

Done.

Shea

5?

Yus

r?

Not as much

For the love...?

Twice as much as r, half as much as 5.

Eteocles

You do realize that everyone hates you now, right?

Why? Also, half of them already did.

Talitha

Woo, I lived in Richmond for 4 months!

WHOO!!!

Drunk Porochaz!

you answered in such a way I dont know whether Im meant to kill you or not...

Yus, I did.

caterpillar?

Yus.

Why do you asume Im going to drop an anvil on your head when I said Id give it to you?

Its a cliche, and I assume it. I grew up on roadrunner.

Favourite Mafia Role?

I like town Busdriver, espeically with Vollkanscum. But I absolutly love a few roles: Godfather, because a cop can't bust you open too easily. MafiaRB: because you can nullify town roles. and My favourite: NK IMMUNE MILLER VIG!

Favourite Roll?

nat 20

Favourite and Worst 10 Scummers?

Oooh this is hard, because there is no criteria for me to look at it. I like Shea at times, but then I don't others, I like JD when I'm not playing Mafia with him, etc. etc.

Suffice to say the top ten is close, and the top one is definatly hard to pick (mole is damn close, as is crub and vollkan for being top blokes). But the bottom one is Definatly Albert B. Rampage.

Why do you eat baguettes before 11am?

I went to a Bakery in sydney city after a long night of drinking and no sleep, for that reason I met another drunk guy and we ate baguettes and discussed the value of the lunch baguette.

Favourite Youtube video?

I have a few:
Brawndo of course (idiocracy is a damn good movie too) Just for the awesomeness I love the Mandelbrot setThe one I know you want me to post and therefore shall. The reason I don't drink with a webcam

MY VERY FAVOURITE VID: ]MY FAVOURITE!

Wougd OMAN lisjke shome eggnogfas

You know it!

Cicero

Who's your favorite superhero?

Well, I really like Captain Planets attempt at getting kids to be more "eco" but my favourite superhero is still probably Batman. I like the idea of someone who wasn't radioactive or an alien taking care of a city. Becoming the Guardian of Gotham really made Batman a hero, it wasn't his ability to fly or sling webs or anything, it was his care for what the city symbolised.

What's your favorite video game?

Ocarina of Time. My girlfriend got an Ocarina for her birthday in '07 and I tried to play Sara's song on it for hours.

Console wars: whadaya got? whadaya want? whadaya hate?

I have an Xbox 360. I love Nintendo, but didn't like where the Wii went with control design etc. At the moment I'm a PC gamer due to lamearse production on 360. I feel the PS3 is a ten kilo paperweight, and I am shocked they sell any at all.

CKD

Is there a god?

Probably.

When was the last time you were in a hospital and why?

Ahhh...for myself (which is what I assume you mean) I was in hospital December '04 for chest x-rays after a car accident. I was the passenger.

Last time you cried and why?

My grandmother's Funeral in November.

top 3 scummers you enjoy playing with, and not playing with.

I enjoy playing with: Vollkan (as long as text is minimal ), Flameaxe (although...), and UltimaAvalon (cause he makes me laugh). I dislike playing with Jdodge (because I get no reliable scumtell off him when I'm town, and he gets the scum so if I'm scum...), thinktank (he makes little sense to me...and I hate him), and Albert B. Rampage (cause I hate him).

have you ever bought anything on ebay? last thing purchased.

yeah, the last thing I purchased was a book actually: The true story of the Kelly Gang by Peter Carey.

More Prozac

A caterpillar grants you three wishes... what are they?

Moar Caterpillars, moar catipillars and to know where the fuck the caterpillars are.

If that caterpillar died suddenly would you give it a funeral?

If we were close.

Have you given any other insect a funeral?

No, but I have a good insect funeral story. We were at my Grandmother's funeral, having recently died of pancreatic cancer, and my sister's boyfriend almost stepped on a worm. We're being all contemplative when my sister says "Watch the worm, matthew" and he says "Its not how deep you fish, its how you wiggle your worm!" Then freezes up and says "Oh...Christ" and was silent for the rest of the funeral.

[Oman]

Porochaz

Oman, random question?

Prozac, random answer.

[Oman]

Shanba

Why do people ask questions?

To get answers.

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?

42, but thats just lame.

I'm just gonna say "mafia".

[Oman]

What a waste of my time.

[Oman]

Prozac

Im still going to ask you questions is that ok?

Yus.

[Oman]

Sim

Do you smoke?

I do. I'm not full time, but I do have a smoke with friends and relatives.

Claus

If you could have a superpower, what would it be? Include in your rationalization possible RL consequences (for instance, if you picked up "body of steel", take into account that you would never be seen as a normal person again on the street).

Personally I would choose foresight, or future-vision or something like that. The ability to see the future selectively exists only in my head, so "street" concerns don't factor in (unless I do something stupid like win 8 lotteries).

Its also versatile, allowing me to get any job I want (a doctor that can see test results hours, even days, before he gets them), or make money on stockmarkets. I added the word selective earlier because the ability to turn on/off and direct the superpower is intergral to the choice.

[Oman]

Twomz

Your weakness (to counteract that precognitive abilities) could be short term memory loss!!!

Thats episode 14 "Huh?"

Do you use Myspace, facebook, or any other networking site?

I have a myspace, but I hardly ever use it. I might have to do more with it. myspace.com/dylantbowden

What is your favorite flash game site (ie, addictinggames.com, ect)?

addictinggames is my favourite. I go to armorgames sometimes, but addicting has those anyway.

Pie or Cake?

Interesting Note: I heart cake so much, especially cheesecake. However, in australia when you say pie I think PIE (lets just say I'm over the 12 a year average consumption). Cake tops the desert pie, but not a good PIE.

[Oman]

Sarc

Have you ever eaten kangaroo meat?

Yes, when cooked well its pretty damn good.

Do you think North American accents sound cool?

I do like them, but they're not my favourite accent.

Can you easily tell the difference between an Australian accent and a New Zealand accent?

Yes, very easily. Pig -> pug -> peg -> pig.

Have you ever seen a hockey game on television?

It was during a movie, does that count. Some movie about Canada, I think.

Do you associate snow with Christmas?

Slightly, but only because of the American Stereotypical Christmas that filters through. Its no part of my Christmas.

Does it ever snow where you live?

No, but in the mountains 45 minutes away it does. I'm in quite a cold area for australia, but nowhere near the coldest.

[Oman]

Porochaz!!!

New Year good?

Ya rly!

Lots to drink?

No unfortunatly, working today.

What did you do?

Sat at home, sad with my sisters having quiet beers.

Did you find some lost gold?

No, very few rainbows.

Did you find Casper the friendly ghost?

No.

Did you find snow?

No

If the answer to these last 3 questions is no then you dont get eggnofgawisfugerijfdkssegrniioascnsaivreojwpsdjcxeohvcv

I didn't get the right Egg:nog:dfas ratio

Do you have some?

I did.

Who's better Mr Flay or Mr Stoofer? Im only asking because they have a Mr...

I prefer Flay because we disuss Mafia stuff in MD, Stoof doesn't spend much time there. Also, Flay runs the Newbie Game Queue, which makes him a billion times more awesome for doing something so helpful and unrewarding.

If you answer neutrally there will be no rum either...

Well there ya go.

[Oman]

Sarc

What is your favourite accent?

Russian, rough and sexy, just like Prozac's sister.

Can you easily tell the difference between different kinds of North American accents?

No, I'm not yet familar with them.

[Oman]

Sarc

What is your favourite native English accent?

Upper class english, or the sort of "almost-but-not-quite poofy" Hugh Grant style. The large "A" sounds and the sweet rolling through of the words with complete and utter enunciation. It symbolises class, and represents perfection. Thats sort of a personal thing to me because, as the doctor put it "he doens't have any speech impediments, he just is a lazy talker." My mouth and tounge don't do what they're told sometimes.

[Oman]

The mod would probably be Adel, for her stunning professionalism in games, and her ability to create some really interesting things.

My 11 players would be:

1. Claus - Urban Dead mafia was a lot of fun, we should do it again sometime.
2. CKD - a really good player and we both often get in games together and bounce off eachother.
3. Vollkan - a suprisingly intelligent guy who writes some damn long, but very good, posts. Also, I need to get his scumtells.
4. Crub - Aussie, and fun.
5. Shanba - A good player that really considers her actions, he doesn't just flow from place to place.
6. ABR - If nothing he starts some interesting conversations, vigging cops and all. As CKD said too, villany.
7. MoS - This guy is one who you can truly listen to and analyse.
8. UltimaAvalon - always makes me laugh in games.
9. Erg0 - Very Aussie, Very Awesome
10. Sir Tornado - A fun guy with a strong playstyle, haven't seen him flake or be a wanker yet (plus, I, townie, got him lynched as a cop).
11. Mr. Flay - I think he modded my first game, so thats points. I also happen to like him as a mafia-man.

Theme would probably be some weird creation of Adel's. I have no idea what I would make it, but definatly something that made the game more awesome, rather than just a theme where everyone says "wow cool theme, too bad everyone lurked". Other than that I can't pick a good theme. I mean, a DnD mafia would fun for my nerdly self, but unfortunatly I doubt the other players would enjoy it.

[Oman]

Did you name yourself after the country?

No Read pages 13-14.

I co-wrote and played Y-y-y-yoda and decided to name myself after part of this:

GRANDELF Grrrr! (To YODA in respectful, formal tones, bowing) Greetings venerable and wise

Oracle of Omankdor

, Master of the Mikklewakkamekka, Husband of Betty Chan, also known as Y-Y-Y-Y-YODA-

[Oman]

Adel

What setreotype do you have for people from Darwin?

Military, mostly army. LOTS of rum. And the women are all horrible lookers, with very few redeeming features. The men are rough, and will go those women, but only cause they're the only thing in the area that isn't sniffing petrol by 2pm.

[Oman]

You have no idea how accurate that is.

[Oman]

Shaft.ed

How much lube did it take for Adel to get that grapefruit up your wahoo?

Not enough *wince*

Did you leave 495 because you were caught or because me and vollkan were boring you to death with all of that text?

I told the complete truth, I couldn't do the game justice with my HSC and all that text. It wasn't that your bored me, it was about time constraints. Plus I was caught Nah, that's a terrible reason to replace out.

Why am I posting in a thread from December?

'Cause its Oman, and I'm always behind the times.

Andy

Are you trying to derail the GTKAS order?

No, mine is still technically part of the first few of GTKAS 2

Why did you necro your own thread?

Saw it in my wiki, realised I hadn't answered a question!

Why haven't you changed your MoogleText©?

mole said it best "So, what, Aussies no longer get you?" To which I said "Well, they never really did". The Great One replied "So it underpins with a great sense of irony?"

That was when I realised instead of changing the text, I'll change the context of it

[Oman]

Fonz

Who's the greatest Australian sportsman not called Bradman?

Warne (Sex and Drugs and Legspin Bowl)

Are you a fan of the Hoodoo Gurus?

Yep, saw them live.

What's the best gig you've seen?

Umm....Rage Against the Machine or the Hilltop Hoods. Foo Fighters were good (Kaiser Cheifs supported).

What's your favourite type of cheese?

Old English, bitches.

Favourite TV theme tune?

Young Ones!

If you had to get up on stage before 50,000 people and sing one song, what would it be?

Depends on the audience, if it was formal or elderly I'd love to do Ben Folds' "Bitches Aint Shit".

Other options include: What a Great Night by the Hilltop Hoods if the audience was more fitting (Nightclub, etc)

Ben Folds' Brick would be another song that I'd love to do because its so personal to me. So I'd be able to do a really intimate performance. But thats another story.

Andy

have you considered evolving your avatar?

No. I like the sprite, and I hate BDSM.

Erg0

If you were an American, what kind of American would you be?

Bill Hicks. I'd emulate the guy, I swear.

What do you think of my current avatar? Rate it in terms of awesomeness against my 4 previous avatars.

I think its slighlty more normalised, but its not how I imagine you looking so it doesn't really work for me. It is well below the Aztec one, which is really all I remember, and thats cause you posted a lot of fun stuff in it including "Help, I'm a famewhore!"

Shea

Would you fuck me?

Not even with a stolen dick.

Prozac

Can you remember Erg0's previous 4 avitars?

I remember one. I'll know them if I see them.

[Oman]

Guardian

What criterion of persistence of personal identity over time to you hold to be true, if any?

Integrity. While it does change in nature, it persists in ammount.

While our values change, our integrity toward those values much change, but the true ammount of integrity in our system is persistant (great question).

Shaft.ed

Why do you rate The Young Ones as your favorite TV theme tune? (it was a great show but the theme was horrid)

The idea of spinning a Cliff Richard song into an upbeat theme song had me in stiches. Especially with Riks fanboy obsession toward him. It wasn't really contextual to the show and it was just so much fun to hear them all sing it as their characters for one thing that I heard once.

Why do you not want to sing Not the Noel Coward Song?

Actually that would make a bit of fun. That'd be on my list too for the humerous. It certainly doesn't fit the serious part of the show.

I would definatly sing that at a feminazi meeting. NOW or Ms or whatever group does it. I'd sing that. (Though, for extra bite, i'd replace the last line with "Take it out in public / and stick it in her gob)

[Oman]

Erg0

Wouldn't that make you dead?

Yes...I see.

shaft.ed

How can you say that the Young Ones theme song beats out the Kids in the Hall?

I never saw kids in the hall.

Who's your favorite Young Ones character Neil or Neil?

There is a difference?

Was Mike at all essential to the success of the show?

No. No he wasn't. Alexei Sayle was much more interesting.

Shadowlurker

wasabi

No.

[Oman]

Shaft.ed

Which is funnier?

They were all pretty poor. I think you need to have a contestually funny basis for me to deal with before the real thing.

TSQ

Why are "the whitest kids you know" stupid and unfunny?

Comning from the man who gains enjoyment by building sentences out of cock tits and jew this means nothing. Also, you didn't have that contextua bais I mentioned.

[Oman]

Whoa...I typed that at 6am after work. I was so tired. Sorry guys.

Contestually = contectua = contextual.