The Cult of UberNinja

thenewearth · Post Post #629 (isolation #0) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:01 pm

K ninja's will be investigated as "Not found"

Being a ninja is so cool

thenewearth · Post Post #631 (isolation #1) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:10 pm

Do we need qualifications? Or am I fine by old training regime?

thenewearth · Post Post #635 (isolation #2) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:49 pm

Ninja bowsers, anyone?

thenewearth · Post Post #637 (isolation #3) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:54 pm

Random Searching

thenewearth · Post Post #644 (isolation #4) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:44 pm

In post 639, Psyche wrote:I used to be a princess like you.

Then I took an arrow to the vag.

Isn't this a good thing? It makes you more open for everybody

thenewearth · Post Post #651 (isolation #5) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:49 pm

Oh oh jason can I haz popcorn?

thenewearth · Post Post #652 (isolation #6) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:50 pm

In post 649, Bowser wrote:*burns Psyche to a crisp*

You can't burn a psyche.

You need clairvoyance for this

thenewearth · Post Post #661 (isolation #7) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:55 pm

Bowser's a turtle. Just flip him and leave him on his shell.

thenewearth · Post Post #666 (isolation #8) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 2:59 pm

I was going to get bapcharted but bapninja'd would be nicer

thenewearth · Post Post #672 (isolation #9) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 3:24 pm

It's easy.

Just follow these 3 guidelines

1) Strength
2) Speed
3) and car deal-- I mean cardio

thenewearth · Post Post #675 (isolation #10) » Wed Apr 10, 2013 4:25 pm

In post 674, Majiffy wrote:Anyone who wants an avatar send me a picture (preferably 350x350 or larger) in my inbox and I'll get to it tomorrow.

Must... Resist... The force... aaarrrgghhh...

Ok, sir will do. *salute*

thenewearth · Post Post #742 (isolation #11) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 12:17 pm

In post 720, Majiffy wrote:
SAXOPHONE PLEASE. IN COLOR.

Oh god the saxophone is playing by itself

thenewearth · Post Post #746 (isolation #12) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:10 pm

Inb4 wrong thread

thenewearth · Post Post #752 (isolation #13) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 2:47 pm

Physics is mostly mathematics. Bio is mostly memorization.

Chem is mostly both math and memo. So yeah... It's quite hard. Esp when you excel in 1 subject and struggle at the other

thenewearth · Post Post #759 (isolation #14) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:06 pm

By keeping the computer interesting.

Once the computer loses it's touch... It'll be the end of the world

thenewearth · Post Post #760 (isolation #15) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:07 pm

Or

Make a cult that aims to destroy all viruses.

thenewearth · Post Post #766 (isolation #16) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:20 pm

Computer engineering is better iirc

thenewearth · Post Post #773 (isolation #17) » Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:27 pm

Computers save people from loneliness.

Is that enough of a reason?

thenewearth · Post Post #813 (isolation #18) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 2:35 pm

In post 803, gorckat wrote:
In post 800, UberNinja wrote:What would be the point? Wouldn't it just dilute the sexiness?

No mods sticking their fingers in the way of my Divinylsjokes.

It's like a shuriken to the nads.

I don't want~ Anybody else~ When I think about you I touch myself~~~

Lol this song.

But I seriously Like the Nightcore Version for some reason

thenewearth · Post Post #815 (isolation #19) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:34 pm

VOTE: A Mafia Scientist

:V

thenewearth · Post Post #818 (isolation #20) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:52 pm

In post 817, Cheery Dog wrote:(no looking at this post until I actually change the avatar, otherwise it ruins the effect - if reading after I've changed avatars, please ignore this par of the post)

How can we know what to do if we don't look at it?

It's contradictory

thenewearth · Post Post #821 (isolation #21) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 3:56 pm

In post 817, Cheery Dog wrote:I tried to escape, but got turned into a statue help!

loooool

thenewearth · Post Post #824 (isolation #22) » Fri Apr 12, 2013 4:28 pm

Large them ninja mafia

Requirement: Must be a cult member

thenewearth · Post Post #903 (isolation #23) » Sat Apr 13, 2013 9:02 pm

In post 890, UberNinja wrote:
In post 889, fuzzybutternut wrote:...Must...resist...joi-
fuck it.

UBER CAN I JOIN ZE CLAN

That ship has sailed, my young friend. You had plenty of time.

This is an "exclusive" club that only early bandwagoners get to experience the fruit (drinks) of.

This translates as "Come to me, my pretties. I'm just playing hard to get"

thenewearth · Post Post #921 (isolation #24) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 12:43 pm

In post 906, JasonWazza wrote:I believe i am undefeated in laziness, so Chevre is denied her rebelion

Pfft... I'm too lazy to sleep and eat most of the time

Get on my level

thenewearth · Post Post #929 (isolation #25) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:28 pm

VOTE: Aj

For not voting Kid A

thenewearth · Post Post #932 (isolation #26) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:35 pm

Hyp sheep us and vote Aj

thenewearth · Post Post #934 (isolation #27) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 4:37 pm

Ah dammit bowser you wasted fuel.

My dad's car could have used that fuel.

thenewearth · Post Post #942 (isolation #28) » Sun Apr 14, 2013 8:22 pm

In post 939, Bowser wrote:TNE, I'm Bowser. I BREATHE fire.

Lol omfg ofc... How could I miss that significant piece of data.

Damn summer making my brain 50% more lazy than usual

thenewearth · Post Post #954 (isolation #29) » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:24 pm

In post 944, Tazaro wrote:
In post 942, thenewearth wrote:
In post 939, Bowser wrote:TNE, I'm Bowser. I BREATHE fire.

Lol omfg ofc... How could I miss that significant piece of data.

Damn summer making my brain 50% more lazy than usual

In whose world is it summer?

In post 950, UberNinja wrote:News flash, he's in the Philippines.

Our leader is nice enough to know where I live.

ALL HAIL UBERNINJA!!!

thenewearth · Post Post #955 (isolation #30) » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:25 pm

In post 953, animorpherv1 wrote:
In post 951, RichardGHP wrote:And it's Autumn in Australia, I believe.

It's still hotter there. Give me the warmth

Some of our parts hit 40 degrees Celsius. How hot is it in austrailia then? ._.

thenewearth · Post Post #968 (isolation #31) » Mon Apr 15, 2013 4:24 pm

In post 964, UberNinja wrote:It's like the most terrifying thing I've ever seen bro

thenewearth · Post Post #974 (isolation #32) » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:48 am

In post 973, Chevre wrote:The Binding of Isaac looks like fun!

Yet another cult...

thenewearth · Post Post #993 (isolation #33) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:35 pm

Yu-gi-oh

thenewearth · Post Post #996 (isolation #34) » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:14 pm

Because he's majiffy.

'Nuff said