I have disturbing news for the lot of you who think this is a harmless joke:
I received the following private message yesterday:
UberNinja wrote:Subject: The Cult of UberNinja
AniX wrote:Alright, everyone calm down in here. I don't mind a bit of silliness, but if this turns out to be a front for a mith-operation, I'm shutting it down.
this is the opposite of the mith operation
we are here to overthrow mith
join us
Naturally, I wrote back to explain his folly:
AniX wrote:How can one overthrow a man who hasn't been in power since November 11th, 2011 when I, Daniel Anix, Lord of the 11th Hour, tossed him from his throne?
It was then UberNinja ventured upon rebellion:
UberNinja wrote:AniX wrote:How can one overthrow a man who hasn't been in power since November 11th, 2011 when I, Daniel Anix, Lord of the 11th Hour, tossed him from his throne?
I meant to say you are cordially invited to share my throne. Otherwise you will be left in the dust.
I issued him one warning, in the spirit of peace, in hopes to quash his ill-advised attempt:
AniX wrote:Your throne? So you intend on war then. Very well. You and your pretender regime shall fall as all false kings do. Enjoy your 15 minutes of synthetic claim.
I am posting these diplomatic cables here in hopes to warn those who align yourselves with Mr. Ninja that he is no mere jester but actively making threats against the stability of Mafiascum. I would suggest that you abandon your support of him and return to your normal lives, for if my attempts at pacifying UberNinja fail and he insists attempting a coup, all those who stand with him will be made to join him in the stockades.
Thus spoke the Lord of the 11th Hour, in the name of justice, peace, and Mafiascum.
