EpicMafia DEAD

kuribo · Post Post #139 (isolation #0) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:58 pm

if you're here from epicmafia and i ever yelled at you in sandbox

you probably had it coming to you

kuribo · Post Post #140 (isolation #1) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 3:59 pm

also the best thing about epic mafia was when i was a dayvig and i would scream WHICH OF YOU FUCKERS WANTS TO DIE

and then shoot the first person to respond

kuribo · Post Post #144 (isolation #2) » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:20 pm

In post 143, petapan wrote:everyone in sandbox deserved to be yelled at

even all 15 CoryInTheHouses?

kuribo · Post Post #161 (isolation #3) » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:47 am

In post 145, UberNinja wrote:LOL

don't even start me on being Town Crier. I'd post this:

YES! Yes... I feel it, the power... fills me. Yes, I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people. They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Real, unstoppable POWER! and I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fools! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD! Now. You... will... KNEEEEEL! KNEEEEL!

When I was forger, I'd replace peoples' wills with wikipedia articles about the history of smelting, or excerpts from Agony in Pink.

kuribo · Post Post #162 (isolation #4) » Thu Apr 04, 2013 10:48 am

oh, and if I was a gunsmith or Santa, I'd immediately out myself by screaming at the person I'd gifted:

UBERNINJA! I AM YOUR GOD! PAY PENANCE TO ME IN BLOOD BY SACRIFICING SOMEONE TO ME.

my playstyle on that site was WAY way WAY more antagonistic and aggressive, just because i didn't actually care who won or lost

kuribo · Post Post #171 (isolation #5) » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:25 pm

In post 170, Ucklar wrote:Hai Rmp!! EM is actually gonna go back up as soon as today. Supposedly it was on for like an hour or two earlier.

ohhhh shit, time to go to sandbox and whip out the ol' murdercock

kuribo · Post Post #173 (isolation #6) » Thu Apr 04, 2013 2:37 pm

In post 172, onemanrocket wrote:
In post 171, kuribo wrote:
In post 170, Ucklar wrote:Hai Rmp!! EM is actually gonna go back up as soon as today. Supposedly it was on for like an hour or two earlier.

ohhhh shit, time to go to sandbox and whip out the ol' murdercock

sandbox hasnt been fun for a long time. between the closed setups that everyone just nls in dominating and kicking i dont see why anyone would want to play there.

maybe I should reiterate that I enjoy being a jerk to other jerks with little to no repercussions

kuribo · Post Post #187 (isolation #7) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 8:38 am

In post 184, Mr. Flay wrote:Absolutes are for Sith.

when Obi-Wan says 'Only a Sith deals in absolutes,' isn't that in and of itself an absolute?

kuribo · Post Post #196 (isolation #8) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:29 am

In post 189, UberNinja wrote:
In post 187, kuribo wrote:
In post 184, Mr. Flay wrote:Absolutes are for Sith.

when Obi-Wan says 'Only a Sith deals in absolutes,' isn't that in and of itself an absolute?

obi-wan doesn't strike me as the joking type

kuribo · Post Post #199 (isolation #9) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 12:11 pm

i forgot to mention that i like to pretend the prequels are different characters

kuribo · Post Post #202 (isolation #10) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:02 pm

In post 201, izakthegoomba wrote:I like to pretend the prequels aren't actually a thing that happened.

MIDI CHLORIDIANS MAKE NO FUCKING SENSE THE FORCE IS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALLEGORY FOR RELIGION AND IN FACT IN THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY IT'S EVEN REFERRED TO AS SUCH HOW CAN IT THEN BE CONFIRMABLE BIOLOGICAL SCIENCE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE EVER FUCKING LOVING FUCK

err i mean i agree

a common typo, the keys are like right next to each other

kuribo · Post Post #204 (isolation #11) » Fri Apr 05, 2013 2:27 pm

ahahahaha yessss i'm going to murder so many sandboxians

kuribo · Post Post #217 (isolation #12) » Sat Apr 06, 2013 10:42 am

In post 214, UberNinja wrote:I know right. If the Jedi were such a huge thing just 30 years ago, and there was like a Jedi council and shit, why would people call it a "sad, old religion" or whatever. "your sorcerer's ways don't scare me" says whats his face, right before he gets FUCKING CHOKED OUT

Yeah, that's my point. In the original series, the Force was seen as superstition by people that couldn't use it.

In the prequels, it's scientifically provable. It's like if someone were to look at you and say, "DNA?! HAH! That shit's voodoo, there's no way you can tell whose blood that is." And then you choke that person with your mind.

I mean, to be fair, in the original trilogy, it's stated that Darth Vader killed off all of the Jedi. (other than Obi-Wan and Yoda, who were in hiding)

But don't even start me on THAT, because in the prequel it's made pretty clear that Anakin only spent like the better part of a fucking weekend killing every Jedi. I had always pictured Darth Vader turning to the Dark Side and systematically hunting them down, one by one, murdering them, putting them through mock trials, that sort of thing.

But nope, he just shows up at the Jedi school and kills them all at once.

kuribo · Post Post #219 (isolation #13) » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:22 am

They didn't have to. It was already done.

kuribo · Post Post #223 (isolation #14) » Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:13 pm

In post 222, chesskid3 wrote:yo there were other jedi than yoda who escaped order 66. Vader hunted them down.

and any of that would have made a better movie than the phantom menace

kuribo · Post Post #237 (isolation #15) » Sat Apr 06, 2013 11:25 pm

In post 236, RichardGHP wrote:Sadly, most of the awesome players on EpicMafia (and there were several) were overshadowed by the trolls.

So it's not that much unlike here after all!

kuribo · Post Post #243 (isolation #16) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:02 am

I'm gonna be playing in Sandbox for the next hour or so until Wrestlemania starts

kuribo · Post Post #247 (isolation #17) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:34 am

In post 244, DrippingGoofball wrote:do you go under kuribo there too?

yeah, same angryface avatar

I was just in two games--- killed the loudmouth N1 and got shot by the dayvig

died N1 the second game

kuribo · Post Post #251 (isolation #18) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:37 am

I am, sandbox baby!

kuribo · Post Post #253 (isolation #19) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:43 am

In post 252, DrippingGoofball wrote:1771784

24 VTs and 1 scum, LETS DO THIS

kuribo · Post Post #255 (isolation #20) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:50 am

this is the worst setup ahahahaha

i prefer 12-man closed random

kuribo · Post Post #259 (isolation #21) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:52 am

ahahaha 24 VTs, 1 scum and a jester

kuribo · Post Post #261 (isolation #22) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 10:54 am

oh. laaaame

kuribo · Post Post #262 (isolation #23) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:18 am

Me and HD just wrecked this town

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1771811

kuribo · Post Post #264 (isolation #24) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:34 am

I'm a pro cult-leader

http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1771837

kuribo · Post Post #267 (isolation #25) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:43 am

yeah that was great

kuribo · Post Post #268 (isolation #26) » Sun Apr 07, 2013 11:44 am

in fact, if he jailed anyone but the vig and the vig shot anyone but the jailer or crier, it was game over

(me, he woulda shot me since i was unclaimed)