Scumstorm 2011: Fabio's Revenge (August 25-29, 2011)

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If the planets align correctly for me and youre willing to have me, you can put me down as a longshot.

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Feel free to put me down as a maybe. I liked Portland the last time I was up there.

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Put me down as 100% coming. Just have to setup my flights and stuff.

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I knew a girl that hitchhiked from Vancouver to Montreal and back in late October. Besides, you could ways do favors to old men in the airport bathroom. And a bus ticket wouldnt be that expensive either.

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I know how to play poker. I will eat anything. Drink anything. Not ashamed to be bad at karaoke. Would play whatever we end up doing and would even watch classic movies.
So basically, no complaints or restrictions from me.

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If youre going to come, sack up and show up. Im coming in from Florida, no one has any room to be a bitch.
(How is that for trolling?)

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Heh, I been around a long time. Back then, the masses were afraid of "internet strangers". So I figured I would create the name to enhance and perpetuate their fears.

By the way, im really flexible as far as accommodations. I just need a piece of floor to get drunk and pass out on. I will pitch in for my share of whatever happens.

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Thats so sneaky and underhanded; youll fit right in.

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I have been called a Bushsitter many a time playing Euchre.

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Youre giving up an epic adventure because of some money? Better to live with the possible and quite temporary remorse of being broke afterwards than the definite lifetime of regret for missing out on anything.

Youll see what I mean when we post pics of the belly dancers.

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Then sack up and show up. You will regret it if you dont.

The worst memories I have in life are the ones where I didnt do something for whatever reason. I would gladly trade in a couple hundred bucks to get a chance to redo those experiences.

And dont forget about the dancing girls.

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Only if you were a dancing girl.

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Our stripper neighbor has invited Xine to amatuer night at the club she works at, which happens to fall on the 21st.

/in

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What is this caffwagon business? Sounds like amateur theater.

Tell us some highlights of this charade; I'm sure we can top it easily and ensure that Reck and them other kids regret not coming.

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Is Dramonic a guy? Unless Dramonic was the family pet, ho hum.

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The sacrifices IS and I will have to make for the sake of our art...

I call pitcher because pitching isn't gay.

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Ythill said the strippers live next door. I don't think walking 30ft is much of a sacrifice.

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I started reading the guys pt. 2 thread. I got through about 15 pages of Reck trying to decide if he is gay or not and then he went and gobbled some guy. I been meaning to read more as its really fascinating, but that thing is like 150 pages now.

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Scumstorm was superepic. Those who showed were some cool motherfuckers, I love you guys.

For those who didn't show up, you're all a bunch of assholes. But not only that, you're the ones that suffer because
you'll regret not partaking on the badass experience we had.

So what did the rest of you peseants do this weekend? It doesn't matter anyways, our weekend was better.
Bunch of bitches!

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Thanks Miyu. Ythill and Teo pretty much had me beat, i attrubute my win to some lucky hands.

Electric collar? You know Miyu, if you wanted to get freaky with me with collars and the like, we could have just done that at the meet. I knew that the hug I gave you was going to be a winner. Now ill have to come back to Portland to fulfill your wish. Im in Montana right now, so i can still come back.

Send me your info and ill see what i can do.

=0)

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Ok.

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Oh yea. I forgot about hackerhuck. Last i remember of him, he and Miyu auddenly left together without any annoucement.

Poor guy, he would have been the luckiest guy at the meet had he not been killed instead. Ho hum, guess my luck was luckier after all.

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My pics probably wont be seen until i get home. Which wont be until after Sept 8th. Or unless I end up at Miyu's house. Whichever comes first.

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That completely depends on Miyu. I may have to delete some pics as I go along on my trip.

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All I know is that im #1 on Brandi's list. (And Miyu's). Mission Accomplished. Florida awaits, ladies.

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]Now, I don't know about you, but I happened to see the quote board.
There was a particular quote on there.
One that I actually did not see the original speaker or the person in reference.
Now, it could have followed a standard theme and been uttered by a male, but perhaps not...
or it could have at first been explained by the original obvious intent...and then picked up by by third parties for later use...

All I am saying is that you shouldn't rule out particular people due to lack of polyamoury on their part.

Now that I've expanded your horizon again, hopefully that'll help.

...or just bug you even further on a deeper level.

That quote was made by Ythill on Saturday overnight while you all were sleeping. I dont remember what the context was though. It was after the poker game, but before late late Settlers. I think it was just me, Ythill, Teo and Serenity. Serenity wrote it on the board.

I added the second quote along the bottom in honor of Sudo(Troll).

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How about suave and smooth? You can be all informal (douchebag) and casual (rude) and still get a guy to blow you. But that doesnt work on women as well. Didnt Ythill teach you to just do your own thing well and the women will come?

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Ythill, I think you were talking about a neighbor now that you mention it.

And Ms. Deposit was hawt! Its such a waste to have her munching carpet.

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You realize that I got boobies and pancakes too right? Mine just weren't at the same time. Pancake was yummy, btw.

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Who is Randall?

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Why is Miyu so hung up about him?

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There are never enough tits

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I forgot about Sudo's mom! Yea, she was hawt.

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I vote for banning pants from the meet.

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Yep, came from Florida and went home (But made stops in Montana, Buffalo, Rochester, NYC, Baltimore, DC and Atlanta first).

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I miss you guys. I need to make it back. I think we can do even crazier shit next time too. Like we can get Sudo to pee out of a moving car.

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Has a date been picked yet?

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Of course I am Xine, I love you guys.

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If the date hasnt been set yet, August 26-28 or Sept. 9-11 would be really convenient for me since I should already be on the road at some point then. Just sayin'

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I think that I can be there 100% guaranteed if its the last week in August (as long as I'm welcome to attend).

Are we going pants optional this year?

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So how is it looking?

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Last weekend in August, so something like Aug 25th - Aug 29ish?
Woohoo! /in

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Im buying my flights today. I will be getting into town sometime on the 25th (hopefully early) and probably stick around until early Monday the 29th.
Im keeping it simpler this year, so im just going to Vancouver (and maybe Seattle) after that for a few days and then heading down to Atlanta on Thursday for Dragon*Con.

Im all excited! woo! So feel free to put me down on the "guaranteed to be there" list.

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I don't know about you all, but I'm like all excited. One month to go, bitchez!

Additionally, I can crash on the floor with no issue if that's what it takes. I'm flexible regarding any arrangements.

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Don't be a pussy Andrious, its happening over a weekend for a reason. Are you saying that us attending aren't worth it?

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Silly Fate, I would NK kill you as scum too. uh.. if I was ever scum that is, yea.

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If last year was any indication, Brandi won't last past Sunday anyways.

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Holy shit we are getting Jello Shots! Fuck yea! The rule here is that the Jello Shot fairy has to do a jello shot with every group that is handed shots. I have seem grown men having a tug of war over the picnic basket trying to get a turn at being the fairy; its such a beautiful thing.

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Unlike Troll, I plan to drink more than I did last year. (Nothing to fear folks, I'm an expert).

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I don't recall any kissing from last year. Well, except with that one cute chick with the short hair and glasses. I think her name was Susie Neem or something like that. Silly alcohol.

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I fly in Thursday at 7pm. If that time coincides with making it to Last Thursday, im in!

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You have a week chkflip, start whoring yourself out, sell some blood and sperm, get a payday loan, pawn some shit, you're going to miss out on a lifetime experience because of a few dollars? 5-10 years from now you'll see how silly not going is going to look.

In other news, holy shit, 1 week to go! I'm so excited that I'm already packed and ready to go (yea, seriously). Fuck yea! By this time next week ill be in full party mode.

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Let me translate that for you: "Dont fall asleep around Troll."

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You know Q, if you have any of those cute chicks that answer phones working for you, it wouldnt hurt to bring them along. You know, to help you carry the pizzas and such, just sayin'

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Pics or it didn't happen.

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Bravo, chkflip, bravo. Now THAT is determination. The guy is willing to walk through the vilest Portland ghettos in the middle of the night just to come party with us.

Anyone else that doesn't show up just won't have a good excuse anymore.

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Q knows that the way to quick love is through pizza.

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I wouldnt fret it over to much, im assuming he will be around by Friday night sometime. Even if he has to walk uphill both ways, through the worst ghetto, all hungry and wanting some pizza.

In other news, holyshititsalmostpartytimeandimallexcitedfuckyea!

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Holyshitimattheairportwaitingformyplanethisossofuckingawesomeimgoingtopartypartygetdrunkeatpizzaandholyshitfuckyeaimonmywaywoohoo!

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Shit! I fell asleep around troll. Luckily, I survived that, but now I'm the only one awake. I think somebody is now missing, but I don't remember her name, so probably not anyone important anyways..

I blame Fate for making us stay awake just so he could see boobies.

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Dude, I will go out on a limb and say to just show up as soon as you want.

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HehahahahHehhahHAHAAHAHAHAHA

WITH MY MILITIA ARMY

I TORE DOWN THE WALL OF COMMUNISM
SHATTERED THE STREETS OF WALL ST
UPROOTED THE GRASP OF CONGRESS

AND DESTROYED THE STRUCTURES OF THE WORLD SO THAT CHAOS THULU WOULD REIGN SUPREME

HEEHAHAHAHWHWHHAHAHA

Yea yea, I was mere inches away from controlling the world with the Orbital Mind Control Lasers and Elvis Impersonators. At least I was satisfied with the pillaging that was done to Sociopath.

Bravo for beating Troll at his own game, but I'm quite sure that there will be revenge.

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Youre not coming over Saturday?

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Today you mean?
I hadn't planned on it. I have a final I need to take.

But we like miss you and stuff. Deal with the final next week. We are more fun anyways.

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Whatever happened to Chkflip?

Party party going on at all hours. Just show up.

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Im leaving early Monday morning, so im expecting to see the sunrise with some people.

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I kick ass at mafia. Just sayin'

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I guess it eventually had to end. Damn. Love you all.

Now I'm off to the next adventure.

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Thanks for coming all the way across the country IS. After you left we talked about how much we love you and why.

Wow, that must have been an extremely long conversation. =0)

Right now I'm sitting outside a quirky coffee shop in Vancouver trying to hold back the ego from telling every person that walks by just how awesome I am. Thanks guys, you're all the best (including singer).

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I just hope that by next year you forget about that game of War on Terror, IS <_<;

There shall never be BrandiLand in existance as long as I live. You need learn to not get in between Fate and IS when we are trying to fuck each other.

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Thanks for coming all the way across the country IS. After you left we talked about how much we love you and why.

Wow, that must have been an extremely long conversation. =0)

Right now I'm sitting outside a quirky coffee shop in Vancouver trying to hold back the ego from telling every person that walks by just how awesome I am. Thanks guys, you're all the best (including singer).

Not the best at poker.

BOOMSHAKALAKA!

You wouldnt take money for the pizza so we had to conspire another way to get you some money. Didnt you find it odd that you took out Fate, Sudo and I relatively fast at the end?

=0)

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I just hope that by next year you forget about that game of War on Terror, IS <_<;

There shall never be BrandiLand in existance as long as I live. You need learn to not get in between Fate and IS when we are trying to fuck each other.

You two should just have sex - then your styles wouldn't clash so much during mafia.

You know Miyu, your style clashes with mine too, just sayin'

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I just hope that by next year you forget about that game of War on Terror, IS <_<;

There shall never be BrandiLand in existance as long as I live. You need learn to not get in between Fate and IS when we are trying to fuck each other.

I thought 3-ways were okay...

Me fucking Fate is and will always be serious business. You're talking about pleasure fucking, which although I enjoy fucking Fate over, is something totally different. Let's just say that if we end up playing mafia in let's say, a hot tub, you might get the outcome you desire, Brandi.

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Oh I got 100's.. Er.. I mean, she may have been in the background of 1 of the pics I took with that random camera that was on the table, yea.

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WTF? no pics yet? slacker!

Did anyone even take any pics? I remember playing with a camera whenever I saw it on the table, but I dont recall anyone else taking any.

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Youre the only one sick enough to want to relive that moment, Miyu.

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If I dont remember it, it didnt happen.