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Get hammered Monday instead so you can play Halo with us on Wednesday.
Choices, AGar, choices. The ones you make define you.
Alpha Unicorn out.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Well well well.
We have two new prospective members.
Kise and KaleiDoscøpe.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Campaigning?
...Campaigning?
I hope you mean UNICORN HORN RAPING.
Cause that's what we do.
IN MULTIPLAYER, THAT IS.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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And to be honest, we're not all that great.
Fritz likes to sneak up behind me and assassinate me, because he likes the way the girl Spartans moan...
...but that really only happens like once every 10 games.
And it sucks cause then he talks about it for just about 9 games afterwards... until the next time it happens...
But in all actuality, I really don't mind. It's kind of awesome.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Indeed.
Stefunny is the best of us.
She is also the hottest.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Well, if I honestly, HONESTLY had to rate us all on a scale of 1 to AWESOME, for our in-game skill (which says nothing about how fun we are to play with), I'd probably have to say the following. And this is graded on a curve based on all Unicorns, not on zero to hero (or legend, or mythic, or reclaimer, or w/e the highest rank is). So it's all relative to us Unicorns. So nobody better hate me for rating people higher or lower than they think I should have rated them because this is also subjective based on what I have seen.
Tans - 5 or 6 (sometimes as good as 7 but not often. he's kinda bad ;P)
Ruben - 7 or 8 (pretty consistent... sometimes as bad as 5 or 6 though)
Fritz - 5 or 6 (pretty consistently not as good as the rest of us ... <3)
Stef - 8 or 9 (pretty consistently better than the rest of us *shakes fist*)
Spencer - 9 or 10 (pretty consistently a LOT better than the rest of us)
Mua - 7 or 8 (as good as 9 in countdown, but in some maps just a 5 or 6)
Ryan - (he got some hydralisk mixed with his night elf, and disowned us)
Thane! - 7 or 8 (sometimes as good as 9, sometimes as bad as 5 or 6)
Lyric - 9 or 10 (about as good as spence, depending on the map tho)
Trash - 6 or 7 (not very good compared to some, but better than others)
AGar - (haven't seen him play enough yet. used to be about like tans tho)
Spade - 7 or 8 (seemed pretty consistent all the times we played w/him)
Scot - (never played w/him, so I have no idea how good he is or isn't)
Brutal - 9 or 10 (he's pretty good. I dont remember how consistent tho)
And I can't even begin to describe how fun it is to play with most of these guys and girls. Stef and Fritz bounce off each others personalities like you wouldn't believe. It's like a non-stop banter fest between them. And don't even get me started about when Thane's on. Fritz will not stop talking about assassinations and girl moans. tanstalas is a fine complement to the rest of our personalities, always with a quick quip about bacon, eggs, toast, milk, muffins, or other assorted breakfast food items. Either that or some sexual entendre, which often fly thick and fast. And Ryan... Ryan used to be awesome, and filled in the drab, dry, witty humor category where the rest of us lacked it, but he has sadly left us to play other games. He is sorely missed. Ruben is a normal guy, doesn't talk too much usually, but the one time he got drunk, he wouldn't shut up. I actually had no idea it was him talking for like an hour, I thought it was some guest in our party, because he didn't even sound like himself. But he was really, really, really funny. Kind of like Fritz when he's on crack and/or Rock Band. I wish Foobs played mafia with us. Stef you should get him to join my new game. Oh, and Spencer was super, super, super flamboyant (kind of the MO for our group) when he first signed on, and way over the top, but he has since calmed down into a normal level of homosexuality, sometimes even being overshadowed by Fritz and tans's antics. Trash Hammer is a new addition, but he's fitting in well. Not very talkative though yet. We haven't played too much with Spade or Thane recently, but they were really cool when we played with them. Lyric plays with us slightly more, and he's always doing the best of the group unless Spencer's tearin' it up. Brutal doesn't play too much with us, he's usually off gallivanting through the MLG playlists with his clannies in zYn. But that's cool. He played Grifball with us a bit when it first came out. Again, we miss Ryan. Also, Stef is really cool, she's definitely a guy's girl, and is a really tolerant person; Ruben is also really tolerant of how much we put his wife through, usually in terms of picking on her for dying so friggin often. With grunt birthday party sounds. Seriously, she dies like 25 times a match. Agar we haven't played with too much recently, he needs to get on more. We need more Asian in our Unicorn group, and we miss him driving us to the mini golf range in the short bus. Scot's never played with us when I was there, so I don't know too much about him except that he has (or had) waves in his avatar. And that's about it... altogether the Unicorns are a very awesome and diverse group, and we welcome just about everyone, even people who really suck. As long as they're cool.
So, Kise, I am sure you and Scope will fit right in to our family.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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BULLCRAP YOU CANT RETIRE YOU HAVE NO FRICKIN' TENUREFlameaxe wrote:I prefer the term: Retired. (Also, tans stopped playing with you guys, and he got a rating. I call bullshit.)
Just checked my friends on Xbox Live and I see you guys are on. I was just about to get on but I wanted to make a history post about some of my Halo 3 stuff in those days. Also I likely have an AWESOME new Unicorn for us (one of my old Halo 3 friends, who just got Reach all up and running at his place). Hopefully we will see him in a few days. He is the only guy in this screenshot who was not with us Reapers (and yes, it's NOT just tanstalas that changed his name. We had an ACTUAL REAPER CLAN, dam# it.) Unfortunately the Reapers are no longer in existence, but they live on in my name and tans's. Anyway here is the pic:Stefunny wrote:Aw, that is a cute little post RC. Made me laugh, and made 'Foobs' upset you weren't on Halo.
Good description of the 'corns.
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OMFG everybody totally needs to get the Defiant Map Pack coming out next month!
-Unearthed
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-Highlands
They actually look really good. I didn't see anything but Firefight in Unearthed tho.
This could get really, really good. I hope they start remaking more old maps too!Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Is he the kind of guy who says everything sucks?....BrutalAztecs wrote:
One of the guys at my work got them already (they leaked a bit ago), said they suck. The End.ReaperCharlie wrote:OMFG everybody totally needs to get the Defiant Map Pack coming out next month!
-Unearthed
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They actually look really good. I didn't see anything but Firefight in Unearthed tho.
This could get really, really good. I hope they start remaking more old maps too!
... I rest my case.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Hence, HaloAGar wrote:ReaperCharlie wrote:Get hammered Monday instead so you can play Halo with us on Wednesday.
Choices, AGar, choices. The ones you make define you.
Alpha Unicorn out.My buddy can't drink Monday night, he has work.We're both off Wednesday night.:/WEDNESDAYS...
Like I said. Choices.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Which one is you? Kaos99 or something?
I didn't see a request last night, so not yet.
PERHAPS TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT.
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Just hopping on right this second, actually... you'd BETTER be on after a comment like that one!!Stefunny wrote:
Does this mean you actually might be ON tonight?ReaperCharlie wrote:Which one is you? Kaos99 or something?
I didn't see a request last night, so not yet.
PERHAPS TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT.
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Annnnddddd....
YESSSSSSSSSS you are on!
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Btw, for convenience, I made these links:
http://www.t1nyurl.com/whosonhalo
http://www.t1nyurl.com/halochallenges
Obviously, change the 1's to i's in the URLs.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Yeah, I know what you mean, bro. He was talkin' all big, and he was suuuuuper drunk. He's usually more... normal.scotmany12 wrote:Sorry RC. Couldn't play with your one friend anymore.
Also, I was having a looooot of trouble last night due to the lag. Seriously. Those servers need to get fixed ASAP.
I had a better time time playing later on. We won like 20 games last night and only lost like 5 or 6.
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I have also made the links (for myself):
www.t1nyurl.com/myhalostats
www.t1nyurl.com/myhalostatsoverview
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Speaking of which:
Someone heretofore OUTSIDE the Unicorn Brethren has decided to rally us together to actually PLAY MAFIA.
Papa Zito has cordially invited us to hydra with him for The Mafia with the Hydras, an upcoming TBM game.
Check your PMs for more info. If you're a Unicorn and you're a Scummer, you're invited. <3Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Stef got left out. Whoops.
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Explain.AGar wrote:Playing with pubs blows. Just sayin'.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Also AGar, you are now officially the Asian Unicorn.
I have left that role... to become the ALPHA Unicorn.
Plus, you're not Mexican anyway. lolShow"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?!!?danakillsu wrote:DEATH TO UNICORNS! WE WILL RAPE YOUR UNICORN MOTHERS AND BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSES WITH YOUR SISTERS INSIDE! THESPOT...WILL...KILL YOU!
WE WILL DESTROY YOU WITH SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND... HORNINESS!
Yeah, what she said. ^_^Stefunny wrote:You make it sound like the womenfolk of the Unicorns can't defend themselves...We have horns too, and let me tell you a PMSing Unicorn seems like it'd make her more dangerous.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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You tell me, Kalaydowscoop!Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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You are insane. You should have seen us in Rocket Hog Race later on. We won 15-6-6-5. It was me, Eupascupa, and HamboBlank. You are just trippin because you are a terrible turret operator and you don't stop people from hitting the checkpoints right.Jack Forman wrote:After a nice trip down to my Applebee's for some happy hour margaritas, I came home for Halo Wednesday. It was a blast last night guys, fun games, and some strong drinks. So I hope we can do this again soon, but now I am off to Portland for my snowboard trip. I wish a happy weekend to all and only drink and drive if you are in a warthog lol (side note don't let RC drive). I will be back Sunday night, I out like a trout... Peace
Last night was totally awesome. Halo Wednesdays have just reached a new high. We had some new MS unicorns playing, and some new Xbox random-invite ones. It's kind of too bad that I'm still missing 3 Halo achievements (I got Cross Mappin' last night, FINALLY). It was on Paradiso on Big Team Slayer, and I was on the laser platform shooting somebody standing somewhere in the enemy base. There were trees in the way and I just busted out a DMR and hit the trees a couple times where I saw their name, and the little headshot icon pops up (apparently they'd had their shields taken down already; score.) and then *beepbeepboopbeep* the achievement pops up. Yes.
Also of note: The weekly challenge is INSANELY hard. Especially with the crazy amount of lag the Bungie servers are having right now. Totally wish I could solo it, but I am just not that good. That first part of the map is MURDER.
Anyone got any awesome quotes from last night? I'm sure there were some awesome ones, and I am just forgetting.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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You don't have to use Blind for this one.
Also, I think you're thinking of Winter Contingency with the Elites at the end. This one is ONI (sword base) so it's hard in different ways.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Yep. It is. -_-
Also, I updated the wiki page. I think I got everyone from yesterday... let me know if I missed anyone.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Updated with current matchmaking K/Ds...
Something to think about, guys.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Don't worry, it'll go down.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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btw, HamboBlank's borders on the insane. 1.58? ...somebody shoot me.
And the only reason Eupascupa's not on the list is cause he's not yet succumbed to the influence of the One True Unicorn.
Soon, though.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Oh, sweet. That was way easier than I thought.
All I had to do was change "wikitable" to "wikitable sortable".
Score.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Agar... you are totally insane.
I'm a ridiculously good driver.
*Especially* on certain maps.
If I am driving, we *will* win.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Pshhh. Get back on with us dude. Last night was EPIC.
You can spare one night a week. Anyone can do that.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Btw.. this has happened SO MANY TIMES.Stefunny wrote:
And I think of this every time it happens.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Awesome! I will look forward to playing with you on the 16th!
(The day after it comes out, two-ish days after you get back).
Also, here's another pic of Stef, lulz! (..potentially NSFW)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/ ... nicorn.jpg
The Unicorn is Fuben. And he's angry that she's "winning."
You're free to read into that statement however you want.
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Or hanging out with all of your Unicorn friends, I take it.Flameaxe wrote:
Meh. Its not really time as much as "I dont feel like playing halo".ReaperCharlie wrote:Pshhh. Get back on with us dude. Last night was EPIC.
You can spare one night a week. Anyone can do that.
Well, that's lame.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Tans still hangs out with us though.
Do you not like Fritz and me and Stef and Fuben?Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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*gets out whip*
GET ON XBOX, Flameaxe!Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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HAHAHAKaleiÐoscøpe wrote:LOL FRITZ -19
That sounds about right.
<3 Fritz
Seriously? I would have thought Fritz or tanstalas.AGar wrote:Lol I have the worst KDR of the group.
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WHAT THE FUDGE?
HOW ARE YOU THAT INCONSISTENT?
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oooOOOOooooo.
Yousa point is.... well said.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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That's how I used to play in objective games too. And then I realized:
If you drop the flag and kill the dude attacking you, then you'll still be able to carry the flag after he's dead, no matter how much time you wasted killing him. Also, you got a kill and not a death. But...
If you keep holding the flag and trying for those few extra yards while your shields hold out, you'll still die no matter what, and he'll get to carry the flag back however far again. Also, you get a death and not a kill, and your team is just that much more likely to lose.
Moral of the story: If you play objective games like Slayer first and then objective second, you'll win more often.
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Also, I expect everyone to be plenty active in the hydra game we're part of.
No excuses. There are bleeding SIX of us. HeheShow"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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lulzReaperCharlie, [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=2830580#p2830580]here[/url], wrote:
I've never been listed as male. I'm fairly sure you only assumed I was male because of the "Charlie" in my name.gandalf5166 wrote:
Iknorite?Porochaz wrote:Im fairly sure you were male a few months ago.
In which case, may I be the first to remind you that it can also be (and in fact is, in this case) a girl's name.
I figured it was time to "come out", as it were.
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Or me. Or any of us, for that matter. None of us really have a distinctive posting style, that I can tell.
It's not like a Fate + Magna hydra where half of them would be tl;dr and half would be all caps.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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I totally told you this.
Maybe you weren't listening.
I was trying to hook you guys up.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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jk, that would be evil of me.
Plus I kinda feel like her older sibling and that I should protect her.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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/facepalm
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Oh! Thank you! You didn't forget!Fritzler wrote:Reaper - here are my favorite two Marine Corps Stories:
Heroin Story:
Once upon a time in Afghanistan the ANA seized about 12 potato sacks
worth of processed heroin and brought it back to the district center I
was embedded in at the time and I accidentally snorted some of it (I
don't know how much heroin actually got in my system because I only
know a little bit about how to dose when smoking it or mainlining it)
and rubbed it all over my naked skin by accident to see if it would go
in through my pores accidentally. The whole time I was up on a guard
tower teaching my new guys how to use thermals I thought that we were
space marines because looking at mud huts through anpas 13s was so
surreal, and I ended up shooting flares at some dude's goats every
time he came out of his house (he thought it was as funny as I did).
Then some guy took a pop shot at us from a hill so I lit up the hill
hipfiring my saw and felt like a golden god slinging thunder watching
my tracers and peq 15 laser through my nods.
I still have the occasional vivid dreams about that night and how much
I accidentally enjoyed heroin still haunts me to this day.
The flares were even pull flares cause they were left over from when a
british MITT team or whatever you'd call them were chilling in the
district center before us, the guys that relieved us actually set the
market of the city on fire by shooting them randomly up in the air and
it got blamed on the taliban, also I was doing michael jackson dance
moves on top of my stryker at this district center for the benefit of
my buddies in the guard tower, not realizing that it would put me up
higher than the walls around the compound and some dickhead shot at me
so I played thriller over the PA system the civil affairs guy put on
the guard vehicle during prayer time in retribution
None of those memories haunt my dreams I just figured I'd add more details
This story is actually mine:
Wag Bag Story:
There was a Female Bootenant with CLB-5 engineers when we were setting
up FOB Marjah right after the invasion.
The Regiment S-3 Chief sent me over to ask her if we could get some
fuel from her tanker.
She looked at me and said "You guys got... fuel yesterday", to which I
responded "Ma'am, I need some more for my JP-8 Collection"
She wasn't amused and told me to go and find my staff NCO and have him
come talk to her.
So I went to GySgt Taylor, the Radio Chief that was with us on the
Forward, and he responded "Stupid Bitch", just go and steal that
shit!"
So we waited for the slutbutt to go off to take a shit, and 1/6 had
set up the little wagbag tents for privacy. So we see her walk off and
me, our genny mech and one of the MRAP drivers ran over with our jerry
cans and started filling them.... We got about 10 cans filled, and I
see the bitch start to walk towards the burn pit; Nose upturned and
acting snobish, with the wagbag in her hand.
She goes to throw it in the burn pit, and I guess someone had thrown
out a can of Axe or some sort of aerosol, which at that exact time
exploded, sending hot fresh shit flying and peppering the Sloptart
Female LT.
I couldn't keep my composure. I bursted out laughing and exclaimed to
the other two guys "Take a look at that stupid fucking lieutenant!"
She looked like she was about ready to cry...
Then she realized we were stealing her fuel. She starts running
over, and we grab the last of our fuel jugs and booked it.
I didn't have the caps screwed on, so half the JP-8 ended up on my
frog suit. I smelled like diesel the rest of the time i was out
there....
...But man was it worth it to see the stupid bitch eat shit... literally.
Now I get to read and laugh at them!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Need moar Unicorns in the Mini Queue!
There is only one spot left in my game!
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So are Fritz, and everyone else who should be posting in our hydra!
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Maybe because you didn't read your PMs thoroughly enough like everyone else did.
Personally I thought you were just jacking off in your hand, waiting to show up fashionably late, like usual.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Oh, maybe somebody read it already and never responded.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! &#$%, I MISSED IT!!!
You are hereby ordered to get a tiiiiiny bit drunk again tonight, and pull a repeat! <3
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This applies to you, Kscope! <3ReaperCharlie wrote:So are Fritz, and everyone else who should be posting in our hydra!Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Wow. You do manual labor? Awesome. My type of chick
Get some rest and we will have some fun tomorrow night.
There is no way I'm getting on Halo right now.
I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and I'm not pulling for a repeat. lol
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DONE.
Added a winky face to make it look more naughty. ROFLShow"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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And for the record, the only quote in your sig that's good enough to keep is:tanstalas wrote:
DAMNIT, why does Stef always have the best quotes... damn, I'm full on sig space... someone else sig thisStefunny wrote:every now and then I have to get down'n'dirty.
Spyrex: Tans warped reality itself with his moon logic
If you take all the other ones out, this'll stand out more. Plus, it's hilarious as balls.Show"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -
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Meh. I guess. It's not about tans himself though, so it ruins the flow.
My view is, either have quotes about yourself, or quotes not about yourself.
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Sooooo
I flaked this week cause I had a bunch of stuff to do.
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We should make that an official slogan. lolShow"Take me to Pleasure Town!" "Look, the most Glorious Rainbow Ever!" "Do me on it!" -