RISE OF THE UNICORN BRETHREN

[ReaperCharlie]

Get hammered Monday instead so you can play Halo with us on Wednesday.

Choices, AGar, choices. The ones you make define you.

Alpha Unicorn out.

[ReaperCharlie]

Well well well.

We have two new prospective members.

Kise and KaleiDoscøpe.

[ReaperCharlie]

Campaigning?

...

Campaigning?

I hope you mean UNICORN HORN RAPING.

Cause that's what we do.

IN MULTIPLAYER, THAT IS.

[ReaperCharlie]

And to be honest, we're not all that great.

Fritz likes to sneak up behind me and assassinate me, because he likes the way the girl Spartans moan...

...but that really only happens like once every 10 games.

And it sucks cause then he talks about it for just about 9 games afterwards... until the next time it happens...

But in all actuality, I really don't mind. It's kind of awesome.

[ReaperCharlie]

Indeed.

Stefunny is the best of us.

She is also the hottest.

[ReaperCharlie]

Well, if I honestly, HONESTLY had to rate us all on a scale of 1 to AWESOME, for our in-game skill (which says nothing about how fun we are to play with), I'd probably have to say the following. And this is graded on a curve based on all Unicorns, not on zero to hero (or legend, or mythic, or reclaimer, or w/e the highest rank is). So it's all relative to us Unicorns. So nobody better hate me for rating people higher or lower than they think I should have rated them because this is also subjective based on what I have seen.

Tans - 5 or 6 (sometimes as good as 7 but not often. he's kinda bad ;P)
Ruben - 7 or 8 (pretty consistent... sometimes as bad as 5 or 6 though)
Fritz - 5 or 6 (pretty consistently not as good as the rest of us ... <3)
Stef - 8 or 9 (pretty consistently better than the rest of us *shakes fist*)
Spencer - 9 or 10 (pretty consistently a LOT better than the rest of us)
Mua - 7 or 8 (as good as 9 in countdown, but in some maps just a 5 or 6)
Ryan - (he got some hydralisk mixed with his night elf, and disowned us)
Thane! - 7 or 8 (sometimes as good as 9, sometimes as bad as 5 or 6)
Lyric - 9 or 10 (about as good as spence, depending on the map tho)
Trash - 6 or 7 (not very good compared to some, but better than others)
AGar - (haven't seen him play enough yet. used to be about like tans tho)
Spade - 7 or 8 (seemed pretty consistent all the times we played w/him)
Scot - (never played w/him, so I have no idea how good he is or isn't)
Brutal - 9 or 10 (he's pretty good. I dont remember how consistent tho)

And I can't even begin to describe how fun it is to play with most of these guys and girls. Stef and Fritz bounce off each others personalities like you wouldn't believe. It's like a non-stop banter fest between them. And don't even get me started about when Thane's on. Fritz will not stop talking about assassinations and girl moans. tanstalas is a fine complement to the rest of our personalities, always with a quick quip about bacon, eggs, toast, milk, muffins, or other assorted breakfast food items. Either that or some sexual entendre, which often fly thick and fast. And Ryan... Ryan used to be awesome, and filled in the drab, dry, witty humor category where the rest of us lacked it, but he has sadly left us to play other games. He is sorely missed. Ruben is a normal guy, doesn't talk too much usually, but the one time he got drunk, he wouldn't shut up. I actually had no idea it was him talking for like an hour, I thought it was some guest in our party, because he didn't even sound like himself. But he was really, really, really funny. Kind of like Fritz when he's on crack and/or Rock Band. I wish Foobs played mafia with us. Stef you should get him to join my new game. Oh, and Spencer was super, super, super flamboyant (kind of the MO for our group) when he first signed on, and way over the top, but he has since calmed down into a normal level of homosexuality, sometimes even being overshadowed by Fritz and tans's antics. Trash Hammer is a new addition, but he's fitting in well. Not very talkative though yet. We haven't played too much with Spade or Thane recently, but they were really cool when we played with them. Lyric plays with us slightly more, and he's always doing the best of the group unless Spencer's tearin' it up. Brutal doesn't play too much with us, he's usually off gallivanting through the MLG playlists with his clannies in zYn. But that's cool. He played Grifball with us a bit when it first came out. Again, we miss Ryan. Also, Stef is really cool, she's definitely a guy's girl, and is a really tolerant person; Ruben is also really tolerant of how much we put his wife through, usually in terms of picking on her for dying so friggin often. With grunt birthday party sounds. Seriously, she dies like 25 times a match. Agar we haven't played with too much recently, he needs to get on more. We need more Asian in our Unicorn group, and we miss him driving us to the mini golf range in the short bus. Scot's never played with us when I was there, so I don't know too much about him except that he has (or had) waves in his avatar. And that's about it... altogether the Unicorns are a very awesome and diverse group, and we welcome just about everyone, even people who really suck. As long as they're cool.


So, Kise, I am sure you and Scope will fit right in to our family.

[ReaperCharlie]

I prefer the term: Retired. (Also, tans stopped playing with you guys, and he got a rating. I call bullshit.)

BULLCRAP YOU CANT RETIRE YOU HAVE NO FRICKIN' TENURE

Aw, that is a cute little post RC. Made me laugh, and made 'Foobs' upset you weren't on Halo.
Good description of the 'corns.

Just checked my friends on Xbox Live and I see you guys are on. I was just about to get on but I wanted to make a history post about some of my Halo 3 stuff in those days. Also I likely have an AWESOME new Unicorn for us (one of my old Halo 3 friends, who just got Reach all up and running at his place). Hopefully we will see him in a few days. He is the only guy in this screenshot who was not with us Reapers (and yes, it's NOT just tanstalas that changed his name. We had an ACTUAL REAPER CLAN, dam# it.) Unfortunately the Reapers are no longer in existence, but they live on in my name and tans's. Anyway here is the pic:

[ReaperCharlie]

OMFG everybody totally needs to get the Defiant Map Pack coming out next month!

-Unearthed
-Condemned
-Highlands

They actually look really good. I didn't see anything but Firefight in Unearthed tho.

This could get really, really good. I hope they start remaking more old maps too!

[ReaperCharlie]

OMFG everybody totally needs to get the Defiant Map Pack coming out next month!

-Unearthed
-Condemned
-Highlands

They actually look really good. I didn't see anything but Firefight in Unearthed tho.

This could get really, really good. I hope they start remaking more old maps too!

One of the guys at my work got them already (they leaked a bit ago), said they suck. The End.

Is he the kind of guy who says everything sucks?....



... I rest my case.

[ReaperCharlie]

Get hammered Monday instead so you can play Halo with us on Wednesday.

Choices, AGar, choices. The ones you make define you.

Alpha Unicorn out.

My buddy can't drink Monday night, he has work.

We're both off Wednesday night.

:/

Hence, Halo

WEDNESDAYS

...

Like I said. Choices.

[ReaperCharlie]

Which one is you? Kaos99 or something?

I didn't see a request last night, so not yet.

PERHAPS TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT.

<3

[ReaperCharlie]

Which one is you? Kaos99 or something?

I didn't see a request last night, so not yet.

PERHAPS TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT.

<3

Does this mean you actually might be ON tonight?

Just hopping on right this second, actually... you'd BETTER be on after a comment like that one!!

[ReaperCharlie]

Annnnddddd....

YESSSSSSSSSS you are on!

Excellent.

[ReaperCharlie]

Btw, for convenience, I made these links:

http://www.t1nyurl.com/whosonhalo
http://www.t1nyurl.com/halochallenges

Obviously, change the 1's to i's in the URLs.

[ReaperCharlie]

Sorry RC. Couldn't play with your one friend anymore.

Yeah, I know what you mean, bro. He was talkin' all big, and he was suuuuuper drunk. He's usually more... normal.
Also, I was having a looooot of trouble last night due to the lag. Seriously. Those servers need to get fixed ASAP.

I had a better time time playing later on. We won like 20 games last night and only lost like 5 or 6.

[ReaperCharlie]

I have also made the links (for myself):

www.t1nyurl.com/myhalostats
www.t1nyurl.com/myhalostatsoverview

(again of course, replacing i's for the 1's)

[ReaperCharlie]

Speaking of which:

Someone heretofore OUTSIDE the Unicorn Brethren has decided to rally us together to actually PLAY MAFIA.

Papa Zito has cordially invited us to hydra with him for The Mafia with the Hydras, an upcoming TBM game.

Check your PMs for more info. If you're a Unicorn and you're a Scummer, you're invited. <3

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Stef got left out. Whoops.

<.<
>.>

[ReaperCharlie]

Playing with pubs blows. Just sayin'.

Explain.

[ReaperCharlie]

Also AGar, you are now officially the Asian Unicorn.

I have left that role... to become the ALPHA Unicorn.

Plus, you're not Mexican anyway. lol

[ReaperCharlie]

DEATH TO UNICORNS! WE WILL RAPE YOUR UNICORN MOTHERS AND BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSES WITH YOUR SISTERS INSIDE! THESPOT...WILL...KILL YOU!

WHAT IS THIS HERESY!?!!?

WE WILL DESTROY YOU WITH SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND... HORNINESS!

You make it sound like the womenfolk of the Unicorns can't defend themselves...We have horns too, and let me tell you a PMSing Unicorn seems like it'd make her more dangerous.

Yeah, what she said. ^_^

[ReaperCharlie]

You tell me, Kalaydowscoop!

[ReaperCharlie]

After a nice trip down to my Applebee's for some happy hour margaritas, I came home for Halo Wednesday. It was a blast last night guys, fun games, and some strong drinks. So I hope we can do this again soon, but now I am off to Portland for my snowboard trip. I wish a happy weekend to all and only drink and drive if you are in a warthog lol (side note don't let RC drive). I will be back Sunday night, I out like a trout... Peace

You are insane. You should have seen us in Rocket Hog Race later on. We won 15-6-6-5. It was me, Eupascupa, and HamboBlank. You are just trippin because you are a terrible turret operator and you don't stop people from hitting the checkpoints right.

Last night was totally awesome. Halo Wednesdays have just reached a new high. We had some new MS unicorns playing, and some new Xbox random-invite ones. It's kind of too bad that I'm still missing 3 Halo achievements (I got Cross Mappin' last night, FINALLY). It was on Paradiso on Big Team Slayer, and I was on the laser platform shooting somebody standing somewhere in the enemy base. There were trees in the way and I just busted out a DMR and hit the trees a couple times where I saw their name, and the little headshot icon pops up (apparently they'd had their shields taken down already; score.) and then *beepbeepboopbeep* the achievement pops up. Yes.

Also of note: The weekly challenge is INSANELY hard. Especially with the crazy amount of lag the Bungie servers are having right now. Totally wish I could solo it, but I am just not that good. That first part of the map is MURDER.

Anyone got any awesome quotes from last night? I'm sure there were some awesome ones, and I am just forgetting.

[ReaperCharlie]

You don't have to use Blind for this one.

Also, I think you're thinking of Winter Contingency with the Elites at the end. This one is ONI (sword base) so it's hard in different ways.

[ReaperCharlie]

Yep. It is. -_-

Also, I updated the wiki page. I think I got everyone from yesterday... let me know if I missed anyone.

[ReaperCharlie]

Updated with current matchmaking K/Ds...

Something to think about, guys.

[ReaperCharlie]

Don't worry, it'll go down.

[ReaperCharlie]

btw, HamboBlank's borders on the insane. 1.58? ...somebody shoot me.

And the only reason Eupascupa's not on the list is cause he's not yet succumbed to the influence of the One True Unicorn.

Soon, though.

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh, sweet. That was way easier than I thought.

All I had to do was change "wikitable" to "wikitable sortable".

Score.

[ReaperCharlie]

Agar... you are totally insane.

I'm a ridiculously good driver.

*Especially* on certain maps.

If I am driving, we *will* win.

[ReaperCharlie]

Pshhh. Get back on with us dude. Last night was EPIC.

You can spare one night a week. Anyone can do that.

[ReaperCharlie]

Btw.. this has happened SO MANY TIMES.

And I think of this every time it happens.

[ReaperCharlie]

Awesome! I will look forward to playing with you on the 16th!
(The day after it comes out, two-ish days after you get back).

Also, here's another pic of Stef, lulz! (..potentially NSFW)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/ ... nicorn.jpg

The Unicorn is Fuben. And he's angry that she's "winning."
You're free to read into that statement however you want.

[ReaperCharlie]

Pshhh. Get back on with us dude. Last night was EPIC.

You can spare one night a week. Anyone can do that.

Meh. Its not really time as much as "I dont feel like playing halo".

Or hanging out with all of your Unicorn friends, I take it.

Well, that's lame.

[ReaperCharlie]

Tans still hangs out with us though.

Do you not like Fritz and me and Stef and Fuben?

[ReaperCharlie]

*gets out whip*



GET ON XBOX, Flameaxe!

[ReaperCharlie]

LOL FRITZ -19

HAHAHA

That sounds about right.

<3 Fritz

Lol I have the worst KDR of the group.

I RULE!

Seriously? I would have thought Fritz or tanstalas.

[ReaperCharlie]

WHAT THE FUDGE?

HOW ARE YOU THAT INCONSISTENT?

I WISH YOU WERE THAT GOOD ALL THE TIME.

[ReaperCharlie]

oooOOOOooooo.

Yousa point is.... well said.

[ReaperCharlie]

That's how I used to play in objective games too. And then I realized:

If you drop the flag and kill the dude attacking you, then you'll still be able to carry the flag after he's dead, no matter how much time you wasted killing him. Also, you got a kill and not a death. But...

If you keep holding the flag and trying for those few extra yards while your shields hold out, you'll still die no matter what, and he'll get to carry the flag back however far again. Also, you get a death and not a kill, and your team is just that much more likely to lose.

Moral of the story: If you play objective games like Slayer first and then objective second, you'll win more often.

Sad truth, but it IS truth.

[ReaperCharlie]

Also, I expect everyone to be plenty active in the hydra game we're part of.

No excuses. There are bleeding SIX of us. Hehe

[ReaperCharlie]

Im fairly sure you were male a few months ago.

Iknorite?

I've never been listed as male. I'm fairly sure you only assumed I was male because of the "Charlie" in my name.

In which case, may I be the first to remind you that it can also be (and in fact is, in this case) a girl's name.

I figured it was time to "come out", as it were.

lulz

newbz

[ReaperCharlie]

Or me. Or any of us, for that matter. None of us really have a distinctive posting style, that I can tell.

It's not like a Fate + Magna hydra where half of them would be tl;dr and half would be all caps.

[ReaperCharlie]

I totally told you this.

Maybe you weren't listening.

I was trying to hook you guys up.

[ReaperCharlie]

jk, that would be evil of me.

Plus I kinda feel like her older sibling and that I should protect her.

[ReaperCharlie]

/facepalm

You guys. lol

[ReaperCharlie]

Reaper - here are my favorite two Marine Corps Stories:

Heroin Story:

Once upon a time in Afghanistan the ANA seized about 12 potato sacks
worth of processed heroin and brought it back to the district center I
was embedded in at the time and I accidentally snorted some of it (I
don't know how much heroin actually got in my system because I only
know a little bit about how to dose when smoking it or mainlining it)
and rubbed it all over my naked skin by accident to see if it would go
in through my pores accidentally. The whole time I was up on a guard
tower teaching my new guys how to use thermals I thought that we were
space marines because looking at mud huts through anpas 13s was so
surreal, and I ended up shooting flares at some dude's goats every
time he came out of his house (he thought it was as funny as I did).
Then some guy took a pop shot at us from a hill so I lit up the hill
hipfiring my saw and felt like a golden god slinging thunder watching
my tracers and peq 15 laser through my nods.

I still have the occasional vivid dreams about that night and how much
I accidentally enjoyed heroin still haunts me to this day.

The flares were even pull flares cause they were left over from when a
british MITT team or whatever you'd call them were chilling in the
district center before us, the guys that relieved us actually set the
market of the city on fire by shooting them randomly up in the air and
it got blamed on the taliban, also I was doing michael jackson dance
moves on top of my stryker at this district center for the benefit of
my buddies in the guard tower, not realizing that it would put me up
higher than the walls around the compound and some dickhead shot at me
so I played thriller over the PA system the civil affairs guy put on
the guard vehicle during prayer time in retribution

None of those memories haunt my dreams I just figured I'd add more details

This story is actually mine:

Wag Bag Story:

There was a Female Bootenant with CLB-5 engineers when we were setting
up FOB Marjah right after the invasion.

The Regiment S-3 Chief sent me over to ask her if we could get some
fuel from her tanker.

She looked at me and said "You guys got... fuel yesterday", to which I
responded "Ma'am, I need some more for my JP-8 Collection"

She wasn't amused and told me to go and find my staff NCO and have him
come talk to her.

So I went to GySgt Taylor, the Radio Chief that was with us on the
Forward, and he responded "Stupid Bitch", just go and steal that
shit!"

So we waited for the slutbutt to go off to take a shit, and 1/6 had
set up the little wagbag tents for privacy. So we see her walk off and
me, our genny mech and one of the MRAP drivers ran over with our jerry
cans and started filling them.... We got about 10 cans filled, and I
see the bitch start to walk towards the burn pit; Nose upturned and
acting snobish, with the wagbag in her hand.

She goes to throw it in the burn pit, and I guess someone had thrown
out a can of Axe or some sort of aerosol, which at that exact time
exploded, sending hot fresh shit flying and peppering the Sloptart
Female LT.

I couldn't keep my composure. I bursted out laughing and exclaimed to
the other two guys "Take a look at that stupid fucking lieutenant!"

She looked like she was about ready to cry...

Then she realized we were stealing her fuel. She starts running
over, and we grab the last of our fuel jugs and booked it.

I didn't have the caps screwed on, so half the JP-8 ended up on my
frog suit. I smelled like diesel the rest of the time i was out
there....

...But man was it worth it to see the stupid bitch eat shit... literally.

Oh! Thank you! You didn't forget!

Now I get to read and laugh at them!

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

omfg YESSSSSSSS

[ReaperCharlie]

Need moar Unicorns in the Mini Queue!

http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 9#p2841279

There is only one spot left in my game!

(looks at Fritz, Kise, and KaleiDoscøpe)

[ReaperCharlie]

So are Fritz, and everyone else who should be posting in our hydra!

Also, FLAMEAXE! I want to write your paper, silly pants!

[ReaperCharlie]

Maybe because you didn't read your PMs thoroughly enough like everyone else did.

Personally I thought you were just jacking off in your hand, waiting to show up fashionably late, like usual.

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh, maybe somebody read it already and never responded.

Let me check.

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! &#$%, I MISSED IT!!!

You are hereby ordered to get a tiiiiiny bit drunk again tonight, and pull a repeat! <3

Fuben too

[ReaperCharlie]

So are Fritz, and everyone else who should be posting in our hydra!

This applies to you, Kscope! <3

[ReaperCharlie]

Wow. You do manual labor? Awesome. My type of chick

Get some rest and we will have some fun tomorrow night.

There is no way I'm getting on Halo right now.

I only got 3 hours of sleep last night and I'm not pulling for a repeat. lol

<3333333333333 though!

[ReaperCharlie]

DONE.

Added a winky face to make it look more naughty. ROFL

[ReaperCharlie]

every now and then I have to get down'n'dirty.

DAMNIT, why does Stef always have the best quotes... damn, I'm full on sig space... someone else sig this

And for the record, the only quote in your sig that's good enough to keep is:

Spyrex: Tans warped reality itself with his moon logic

If you take all the other ones out, this'll stand out more. Plus, it's hilarious as balls.

[ReaperCharlie]

Meh. I guess. It's not about tans himself though, so it ruins the flow.

My view is, either have quotes about yourself, or quotes not about yourself.

If you have both, it throws everything off.

[ReaperCharlie]

Sooooo

I flaked this week cause I had a bunch of stuff to do.

Will not happen next week

[ReaperCharlie]

I'm sorry

[ReaperCharlie]

We should make that an official slogan. lol

[ReaperCharlie]

Ok where is everyone?

I GET ON XBOX LIVE AND YOU'RE ALL MISSING.

[ReaperCharlie]

Jazz and I just did the weekly challenge in less than 10 minutes. Holler.

HAHAHA

THAT'D BE SO EASY!~

YES.

[ReaperCharlie]

actually, who wants to get on RIGHT NOW and do it?

[ReaperCharlie]

Heh heh. Work it, Kscope!

I see there were two B-Gens on the other team. Nice

I might be on tonight around 9 PST (midnight EST)

[ReaperCharlie]

Gears of War 3! w00t!

[ReaperCharlie]

B-Gens = Brigadier Generals

Flameaxe: Biiiig sadface here. We miss you. I *personally* miss you, bro.

[ReaperCharlie]

Attn: UNICORNS! Your presence is requested here: viewtopic.php?f=4&t=16749

Kdub needs to fill the game, and asked for a favor. Since I helped with the setup I cannot join...

But he kindly requests that you delegate your time and efforts to his game. ALL YOUR /INS ARE BELONG TO KDUB.

[ReaperCharlie]

No hard feelings from Kdub, I'm sure.

So.... when Xbox Live d00d? Now? Ok.

Yes. Lets. Go. Thanks. Bye.

[ReaperCharlie]

WAS I ON LAST NIGHT OR WAS I ON?

+12 first game, +14 second game!

PLUS A SKULLAMANJARO LATER ON IN RUMBLE PIT.

WHAT.

[ReaperCharlie]

Indeed it was.

By the time I had gotten it, scotmany already had like... 24 points, and was about to win.

Yours on the other hand, was LEGENDARY.

[ReaperCharlie]

rofl wtf. look at my top medals:

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Caree ... %20Charlie

Grifball and headhunter account for half of those now.

[ReaperCharlie]

Wait. Wait. Wait.

Was this during the hour or so that I was gone?

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh, awesome! Those do look rather easy! <3 Bungie/whoever?

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah, here it is The carnage graph is a pretty good depiction of what happened.

Oh,

wow

.

4 kills and 21 deaths for the non-Unicorn. Ouch!

[ReaperCharlie]

YESSSSSSSSSS

DA = Dragon Age?

[ReaperCharlie]

oooOOoOOoooo

Clever.

[ReaperCharlie]

Also... HISTORY HAS BEEN WRITTEN!!1

(Literally.)

[ReaperCharlie]

Because we CAN.

What are you gonna do about it punk?

[ReaperCharlie]

Omg! Somebody just insulted me on the internet! I'm going to run home and cry to mommy!

[ReaperCharlie]

If you don't like it, you are perfectly free to STFU and/or GTFO.

That's an either/or. I don't really care which.

[ReaperCharlie]

AAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa

*breathes*
Wait you guys. Wait. Wait. Ythan actually thinks somebody... cares what he is saying?

In a "UNICORN BRETHREN" thread?

ON THE INTERNET??!?!

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAaaaaaaaa

[ReaperCharlie]

Am I?

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh wait, I get it.

That was your grand masterplan? To get me... mad?

LOL

good job.

[ReaperCharlie]

Lulz. Ythan is fighting for his internet honor.

A bold and dangerous quest, young lad!

[ReaperCharlie]

So anyways.

Battlefield 3 looks like t3h uber pwnz0r!

check out the Bad Part of Town video!

That seriously honestly looks amazing.

http://www.ea.com/battlefield3

[ReaperCharlie]

Just in case Fuben hasn't posted it yet (WHY NOT FUBEN!!?!?!)

This is now officially our NEW official theme song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8cPMgUdlUM

[ReaperCharlie]

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2DvkH2EtYE

OMFG LOL ANNOYING BUT AWESOME

[ReaperCharlie]

oh lol nah go ahead

I don't approve anything

We are all the Unicorns!

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah but the pink triangle also means she thinks they're gay, when the Unicorn is obviously the most heterosexual creature that ever existed.

Lady Gaga fails.

[ReaperCharlie]

Who??!!?

BAJAZZLED?!??!

Please say yes.

[ReaperCharlie]

Hahahahaha

After you guys left, Badazzled "dumped" Fritz because he started fawning over this other girl.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[ReaperCharlie]

Hahahaha.

You didn't hear what she said when we were playing Anchor 9 though...

This was after Stef and Foobs left. It was hilarious.

I was like "wheeee Xbox Live drama"

[ReaperCharlie]

Haha. Thats so funny cause I had "Unicornucopia" as my tag for a long time on Xbox Live.

Now it's just "visit mafiascum.net"

[ReaperCharlie]

I'm still scratching my head as to how that's possible...

But at least your team won!

[ReaperCharlie]

I don't have it yet.

[ReaperCharlie]

I must admit, I have been cheating on you guys with...


THE ILLUSIVE MAN

[ReaperCharlie]

The trumps sound as the unicorns go to battle, and a new mission to discover new worlds is on them now. Horns being sharpened and armor being shined, "Today is a good day to die..." or live.

roflmao Reuben

[ReaperCharlie]

Sadly, scot, I probably won't be able to get on tonight.

Wednesday night is all of our Halo night for a reason, baby!

'cause I'm busy most other days!

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHAHAHAHA

You're such a Douchy McGee.

What a Blue Falcon.

[ReaperCharlie]

Yes.

What map is that?!! 0_o

One of the new?

[ReaperCharlie]

Yes Charlie that is one of the new maps. And a high five is

more better

than an overkill lol. I have class tonight but I might get on after I get home.

Heh. Reminds me of:

"NO!

MUCH MORE BETTER!

It is a... DRAWRING... of a key..." - Cap'n Jack Sparrow

[ReaperCharlie]

I thought it was...
"You may have got four kills but I got a HIGH FIVE!"

Is this a quote? Somebody add i to the quotes page!

[ReaperCharlie]

"Now you're not making any sense at all."

[ReaperCharlie]

Omg...

UB is essentially our Village Idiot. I’m finding it difficult to pay attention to anything he says, since there’s essentially nothing to it.

I Lol'd.

ahahahahahaha

[ReaperCharlie]

I was driving a vehicle and Fuben was gunning in it while we were under sniper fire. We decided to switch spots, but then later remarked "Probably not the best time to do a Chinese Fire Drill", but nevertheless, that is not when we died. On with scotmany, Fuben, and Stefunny now.

Sweet! I'll go get on right now then.

[ReaperCharlie]

Link it anyway!

[ReaperCharlie]

Haha, that is potentially awesome. I knew I was doing a good

^(debatable?)

deed introducing you two!

And now (as opposed to with Thane0fFife) you can actually say the Unicorns got you a REAL date. lmao

Also: Bajazzled is young and sweet, so

be a gentleman

Fritz. I know it's hard for you... but still.

Also also: Do your best not to mention other girls; namely ObsceneChick.
Jazz seemed genuinely jealous after that Anchor 9 match the other night.

Just so you know.

[ReaperCharlie]

So Stefunny. I can't seem to find you on facebook.

Help.

[ReaperCharlie]

Post Fritz's info here pl0x

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh no wait. I am already friends with him. And I couldn't find you.

[ReaperCharlie]

YAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR AGAR!

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#903 is backtracking. Obvscum.

Vote: Fritzler

[ReaperCharlie]

Sweet! I'm totally down!

Btw, I totally ran over a Bungie dude the other day.

Not sure if you guys were there.

He had a flaming blue skull for a head.

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh hey, here, I found the game:
http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/games ... E%20ELITES

The game lagged out, and me and Obscene Chick were the only ones who didn't get booted.

I got a "Thank the Maker" medal for winning! It's at the bottom of this page:
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/Caree ... %20Charlie

Here is the Bungie player me and TERIMATE ELITES killed:
http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/defau ... er=ArdAtak

We ran him over in a warthog right at the beginning and got First Strike!

He saved a couple of videos and screenshots XD
http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/FileS ... E%20ELITES

[ReaperCharlie]

Notes to self:

1. Give TERIMATE ELITES the link http://t1nyurl.com/thankthemaker so he can find us.

2. Try to play with these guys at 5-7pm:
----- bs angel
----- VeroHime
----- Total Sellout
----- Mr Vociferous
----- TheDrMouse
----- Lowest Ranked
----- SamPand
----- Farnuithil

[ReaperCharlie]

I MISSED MY CHANCE BECAUSE OF THE UNICORNS.
GRAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Trash Hammer and I are about to play with them.

edit: I went plus 7, Trash Hammer went -10. He got the win, but it was a custom game, and doesn't look like it shows up in our game history.

Plus they have 2 girl devs on talking about how awesome Unicorns are. They both have a shirt that says "My Other Ride is a Unicorn", and they wear them on the same day.

edit2: On the second game Trash Hammer god mad props form one of those girls

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wish I could have played!

[ReaperCharlie]

So Fritz did you end up going out with Jazz or no?

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Spoiler:

Everyone blocked me.

[ReaperCharlie]

Your pic is broken, Stef.

I've been really busy Omegling the past few days.

It's frickin hilarious! You guys should try it.

[ReaperCharlie]

The trumpet of the Unicorn has been sounded.

Let all of the Brethren faithrul answer the call.

[ReaperCharlie]

YARRRRRR

AND THE BLOOD WAS SHED.

AND TEARS WERE WEPT.




BUT THE UNICORNS REMAINED STANDING

[ReaperCharlie]

Alright... gonna go get on now. <3 to all the Unicorn Brethren!

Report back here in 4 hours for the postgame carnage report!

[ReaperCharlie]

You should probably be off MS too, then. ;D

[ReaperCharlie]

You have no idea how close I was to a perfection. Ugh.

Aggghhhh that suuuucks dude.

I was on all night last night; played with Kise, Eupa, Hambo, etc... didn't see you guys on though.

FRITZ DID YOU BLOCK ME? LOL

[ReaperCharlie]

You're nuts, dog.

[ReaperCharlie]

Hahahaha... what the hell dude.

[ReaperCharlie]

I apologize, Fritz! Come back to Never Never Land!!!

</3

[ReaperCharlie]

I... missed something.

Same =\

[ReaperCharlie]

I apologize, Fritz! Come back to Never Never Land!!!

</3

Fritz, confirm or deny

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah apparently. Fritz deleted me from his friends list because of a comment I made on facebook.

The comment was to Bajazzled, asking her to confirm or deny that Fritz was taking her out for dinner like he claimed.

Guys, I may meet Jazz for dinner tomorrow. Great idea, or greatest idea?

Epic idea

Anyway, I advised him this:

Haha, that is potentially awesome. I knew I was doing a good

^(debatable?)

deed introducing you two!

And now (as opposed to with Thane0fFife) you can actually say the Unicorns got you a REAL date. lmao

Also: Bajazzled is young and sweet, so

be a gentleman

Fritz. I know it's hard for you... but still.

Also also: Do your best not to mention other girls; namely ObsceneChick.
Jazz seemed genuinely jealous after that Anchor 9 match the other night.

Just so you know.

And I was like "yo are you seriously going out for dinner?" on facebook... and then he deleted me.

I have no idea what I did, but apparently it's all my fault and everyone (well, Fritz) is mad at me.

[ReaperCharlie]

Dude, I invited both of you. And you waited forever to accept... so...

And there's no reason Jazz should be upset at me. You were the one being a creeper and saying "guyz Jazz is jailbait and lives an hour for me" and "I'm taking her out for dinner. Great idea, or greatest idea?" lmao

I was the one who suggested you be a gentleman at that rendezvous.

Not sure how I did anything creepy.

[ReaperCharlie]

I invited Fritz too, he just took forever to accept the request. Therefore I was NOT friends with him, but WAS friends with his trans sister, at one point. But how is that creepy? Fritz talks about his trans sister enough, right? lol

Sheesh. Draaaaammaaaaaa

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah, but that's because she's a girl. And because you're 31.

[ReaperCharlie]

Fine. Whatever, Fritz.

I didn't say your sister wasn't a girl, rofl. I just said it's weird that 31-year old tans would be creepin' on MY sister.

And I'm only 24, that's hardly "old as fuck". So I'm still missing your point. What exactly are you pissed off about?

p-edit:

Happy B-day, tans!

[ReaperCharlie]

Just some more proof that tanstalas hasn't been paying any attention That's Hamish, he hails from Dayun Undah.

---

And Fritz don't act like I'm a creep. You're about my age, and it's YOU who were the one who said she's jailbait and you might go out with her. lmao. NOT me.

And OF COURSE I knew her name, I only INTRODUCED YOU to her. roflmao you're making it sound like you were friends with her for any period of time, at all.

Truthfully, you are just being a little whiny bitch right now... and it's retarded.

---

I'm totally down for Unicorn action while Fritz is gone though!

[ReaperCharlie]

Aannyywwaayy

... see you guys tomorrow night.

[ReaperCharlie]

Hey guys! This is a shameless plug for my new Harry Potter game.

If you like the series and wanna play the game, add your name to the pre/in list on the wiki

Link to the announcement post / requirements is in my signature.

[ReaperCharlie]

Hahahahaha oh no. I'm looking forward to this

[ReaperCharlie]

Hahahaha! Where are you man! Only another hour and a half?

[ReaperCharlie]

yeah just heading home from work. then play wit'u fellas for a bit. Pick up some more nuew zeeelandas and be back on wit'em. (All of that is supposed to be read in my wiger accent)

Hahahaha awesome.

Dude, we got pwned later on.

I think this is the worst I have ever done in a game. These guys were godlike.

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... %20Charlie

[ReaperCharlie]

Nuew Zeeland <-- explains everything

-___-

[ReaperCharlie]

Hahaha lol I want the info for THAT one, PM me.

I stopped playing on the MS one =[

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHA! I literally laughed while watching that. What the @%&#. That's AWESOME.

I saw a link to this one and it was really funny too. More violence and yelling, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d-qENAaNbM <- swedish meal time

[ReaperCharlie]

Alright! It's friggin Halo Wednesday! Who's gonna be on tonight?

Me -

check

Hambo -

check

Eupa -

check

Kise -

check

Stef -

check

Foobs -

check

(ish)

Jahudo -

FNG time baby!

K-scope - maybe
Fritz - ???
tans - ???
AGar -

nope

Flameaxe -

duh, no.

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHA. Yes.

[ReaperCharlie]

I forgot you live where it's already like Thursday right now, eh?

[ReaperCharlie]

Boo ya. You won't have all your guests with you again will ya? That was kinda =\ last time.

Either that or bring your Xbox over and LAN them up so you'll both have full screens!

[ReaperCharlie]

Wider screen = more peripheral vision. Yea sonnnn!

Sweet, Kise! Lookin' forward to this.

[ReaperCharlie]

Not a chance. Unless you want to work on a 30 page lab report for me.

Lame

Loved those days when you used to not have homework...

[ReaperCharlie]

Omg Kise! <3
Badger Badger Badger Badger...

Totally my next ava.

MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM!

[ReaperCharlie]

Two new Unicorns this week! The sweet ass Halo gods are pullin' it out big time!

[ReaperCharlie]

See the "Unicorn Brethren" link in my signature for a list of the Unicorns' gamertags.

[ReaperCharlie]

What, another BS LASO one?

*checks*

Yep. -___-

[ReaperCharlie]

LLLOOOOLLLLL

Don't worry, I've gotten it before too and then just waited a little while and started it up again and it's worked fine.

[ReaperCharlie]

also: orgasm: http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/games ... aydowscoop

Holy @#%&. Nice game!

Play like that tonight, and I'll let you on my team! Haha

[ReaperCharlie]

Put a towel around it and turn it on. Red rings or no, let it run for about 45 minutes to an hour.

Eventually, it'll shut itself down. Turn it on again, sans towel. It should work! Thanks, internet.

[ReaperCharlie]

Hey, don't hate! Working for a while is better than not working at all! Plus, it might get him some playing time with the Unicorns tonight.

Better to achieve equal "seniority" with Jahudo in the UB, than to be branded

sole FNG

until the next fresh meat comes along, I say.

[ReaperCharlie]

Uh.. Forget that sh*t. Do the towel trick.

There's even a Wikipedia page for it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Towel_Trick

[ReaperCharlie]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy sh*t that link actually works. I was just trying to make a joke.

[ReaperCharlie]

Yea I might end up buying myself an Elite soon too. My gen1 is super loud, only has 20GB (I had to delete many of my videos to fit all my ME2 DLC, ) and it's gotten the red rings more times than I can count (still, I've only had to send it in once). But I feel like Zaeed. I'd sell every weapon I own for one more mission with that sh1tty old rifle.

[ReaperCharlie]

It was AWESOME! I'll let Kise and Hambo and Eupa and Jahudo explain a bit more.

After Ham/Eup/Jah got off, Kise and I played a bit with some of the original Unicorns (from Halo 3 in '08), and rocked some Halo Classic.

We sucked badly. All the settings are changed and we forgot half the map layouts.

But it was SO fun.

[ReaperCharlie]

P.S. Told you that you should have tried the towel trick first. =\

[ReaperCharlie]

We might need to institute a Saturday training regimen for going over strategy and stuff.

We would have really got our butts handed to us in Invasion without Hamish and Ewan.

Go over the maps, go over strategies, implementation of strategy, etc. Needs to happen.

[ReaperCharlie]

Wow, awesome. LOL it was all the Captain! <3

[ReaperCharlie]

Yes. yes it is.

[ReaperCharlie]

HA HA HA what the heck. Those are funny.

Had a good time playing with Jahudo and Rhinox today.

Rhinox lied about sucking.

[ReaperCharlie]

HA HA HA what the heck. Those are funny.

Had a good time playing with Jahudo and Rhinox today.

Rhinox lied about sucking.

Yes loads of fun! Can't wait to do it again. Maybe I won't suck so much next time.

Lol...

Someone: They have 3 generals, we're screwed.
Me: But we have 3 unicorns

HAHA! Yes, I remember that now. Add it to the wiki page! lulz

Ugh, I need to play with you guys again. I haven't played in so long. Real life circumstances have made me none to friendly lately, and I haven't felt as sociable as normal.
Don't worry, Queen of the Unicorns will return soon.

Yeah we missed you. We were playing Slayer and Invasion a bunch and I was like "man if Stef were here we'd be playing SWAT, and only SWAT. " and then everybody went quiet for a moment of silence in your absence...

Don't worry, Queen of the Unicorns will return soon.

Reaper Charlie stopped playing?

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[ReaperCharlie]

Haaaaaaaaaa. You're right about that, lol.

Actually, we did get some good practice time in for the Invasion game type, Jahudo did very well for the most part, I was more than a little impressed with his play a few times.

Now he just needs to get some practice in rumble pit so his K/D will go ^^^^ instead of vvvv. He's goin' places, though.

[ReaperCharlie]

22/2? WTF?

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... aydowscoop

And there were 2 generals and a colonel grade 2 on the other team! wtf?!?!

How come you're not that good when you play with us!!?!

[ReaperCharlie]

I had a good game here, but not as good as Kscopes

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... %20Charlie

Also, look at the score here, specifically the colored bars. Specifically the blue team. wtf? lol

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... %20Charlie

Also, this was a good game. I'm glad that their guest sucked really bad. haha

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... %20Charlie

[ReaperCharlie]

Btw, page 43 wh0000t! my favorite number!

/triple-post

[ReaperCharlie]

I'll be online on Wednesday night (Thursday midday for you blokes).

Also I've updated the WIKI PAGE so that the new members appear and so our K/D ratios are all correct, and the quotes should be up to date as well. I still have a section of history I haven't added, but I'll get to that sooner or later haha. If you guys see any "mistakes" on there let me know

AND WTF! THE ONLY ACTIVE UNICORNS ARE ME, AND EVERYONE FROM 10 ON. WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED TO 2-9?!?! lol

[ReaperCharlie]

Haven't played for the last 2 weeks, and/or missed 2 Halo Wednesdays.

And yeah I am going down...

Kscope is SHOOTING up... he was ^.09 last month and is ^.11 this month! WTF???!!

He's probably gonna pass me soon, rofl.

[ReaperCharlie]

Sweet well I will make you head of our newly formed Training Department then

First things first: Get Jahudo's K/D above .5! He's got strategy down for Invasion I think, but he just needs to learn the art of Staying Alive™. I could do with a bit of training on that myself. If I could only teach myself to STOP BUMRUSHING, then I'd probably do a loooot better. lol

[ReaperCharlie]

You should try objective gametypes and then just go for kills while everyone else is running for the flag.

Grifball is really good for K/D (if you're good at it!), but if you're not then you'll get hammered. Literally.

Also try Rumble Pit, but always try to choose the objective gametypes like KotH and stuff. Then just chuck grenades into the hill.

[ReaperCharlie]

Also, become better with the sniper and DMR, and stay away from ARs and melee. They end up making your K/D flip upside down if you're not insanely good and/or lucky with them. Learn the spawn points for each of the power weapons, and race for them each time.

I always try to use Sprint in Countdown, and then run for the energy sword on the bridge. You can get there faster with a Jetpack, but then you can't run and lunge once you have the sword itself. So I just sprint outside, then up and around. Alternatively, you could run into the middle of the map, and go up one of the air lifts, but there's more likelihood of being shot there. You'll experience less traffic if you just go the outside route.

And then for Sword Base, you can either run for the sword or shotgun. You won't experience tooooo much resistance either way, as long as you run for the closer one. From there, just head to the lift room and kill the sh*t out of peeps.


In SWAT, you'll get a lot of kills fast if you're good, but if you're not, you'll die a LOT. One shot kills do that. Strategy does play a big part though, I believe SWAT is where Hambo and Eupa have gotten most if not all of their Perfection medals.

[ReaperCharlie]

It's Wednesday, Wednesday, gotta get down on Wednesday. Should I pick the rocks, or should I pick the sniper. Which choice should I make?

[ReaperCharlie]

man that took me an age to write and you guyz had already had the whole convo LOL

Haha. No worries man, it was a good read

It's gonna help me do better, I can feel it!!!!

...

AAARRRGGGHHHHH *hits helmet with shovel*

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh sorry.

It's Wendsday, Wendsday, gotta kill Grunts on Wendsday. Should I pick the rocks, or should I pick the sniper?

Which choice should I make?

[ReaperCharlie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c5LPQld7OM <-- LOL

[ReaperCharlie]

Gahhhh. I hate you. -__-

Notice:

I'll probably be busy this Wednesday, so I'm down for a Thursday re-run of the regular Wednesday carnage.

Also, I'll probably be down for the regular Saturday practice-time! <3

[ReaperCharlie]

I might be playing mass effect though.

Haha, YES. That was my bane for MONTHS! lol and I am SO stoked for Mass Effect 3!

I've improved a lot since I last played with the unicorns. I should be able to play tomorrow though

Hooray! Though I am a bit jealous at how fast you are improving/have improved.

[ReaperCharlie]

I am unlikly to follow this thread well as its a bit long atm. I will be getting Halo reach in about 4-5 weeks as a part of my subscription renewal deal. Someone pm me or post times you usually play and when I get the game i'll start joining you.

gamertag = el matador1584

Awesome! good to have you here. We play:

- Wednesday evening/night/mornings
- Usually some time Saturday day or night
- Other assorted times

[ReaperCharlie]

And you don't have to follow the thread, lol.

Just post here when you're gonna be playing and see if there are any others on, etc.

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh, the horror! They raped us like I've never been raped before!

Worst. Game. Ever.

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... %20Charlie

Finally found the link. LOOK AT THE K/Ds FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

And all of the guys on my team ranked higher than me, too.

[ReaperCharlie]

DANG dude. I need to work on getting more sprees. -__-

Also, your Unicorn nose/mouth is weird! wtf is that? lol

[ReaperCharlie]

Haha, whatever man! Unicorns are unicorns, even with a pug nose!

[ReaperCharlie]

Very next game: http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameS ... ox%20O%20o

LOL

Consistency...

[ReaperCharlie]

Haha thats going on the wiki Rhinox. lmao

I call Red. Obv.

Excellent idea Hambo. We shall rainbow people to death.

[ReaperCharlie]

AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH that's annoying. I need to become your apprentice or something, fffff

And yeah edit the wiki all you want, that's what it's a wiki for

[ReaperCharlie]

Oh wait, are you talking about the +.01 and stuff? I'd actually prefer if those were only updated all at once, when I do the bi-monthly update. That way we can see how everyone's progressed since last month, and how much better they're doing on a month-to-month basis. Otherwise it'd always be +.01s and -.01's. As you can see though, this month Kscope's gotten a +.11, and is probably gonna burn his way past me soon.

[ReaperCharlie]

Haha! You never know dude, you're already at 1.7... what could be so hard about 2.0?

Check out "Fear is SicKK" he's got like 2.3 or something. Crazy, man.

[ReaperCharlie]

No, I wish. lol

http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/defau ... is%20sickk

Well, only 2.17, but still. wtf

[ReaperCharlie]

LOL.

You guys.

Srsly.

<3

[ReaperCharlie]

You should get an Xbox! And Reach!

[ReaperCharlie]

Wait a sec LLD... you like L4D and not Halo? I'm not sure what to think about you.

Especially because there're zombies in Halo as well. ^_^

[ReaperCharlie]

Also, I may have a new Unicorn convert!

[ReaperCharlie]

Hooray! Jahudo has been going positive in K/D! I went to a church service instead.

How can you not stand Halo on Xbox? You're pretty much insane, let me tell you. That game's easily got the best story out of the three in the main arc. I really like the Reach story too, but the book was far better than the game. Yeah, those little floaty flood forms are annoying, but you can always just let them jump onto you and get pwnzxd by your shields, which will recharge. Save your bullets, lol.

And get an S-type controller if you don't have one. Makes the experience waayyyy easier and more comfortable, lol. And also, I'm pretty sure you can play Halo 1 and Halo 2 on Xbox 360. Those are the games I would have made SURE were port-able if I were Microsoft. And I've heard about friends playing them. I think I had some problems when I tried it though, I don't remember.

OLD-STYLE

TYPE 'S'

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah... Halo 2 is the only one I haven't beat on Legendary. lol

Those @#%&#* Jackal snipers!

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah... Halo 2 is the only one I haven't beat on Legendary. lol

Those @#%&#* Jackal snipers!

I think I actually got through the jackal snipers IIRC. Its the buggers in the canyon I can't get past. IDK if I screwed up and ran out of guns and ammo (thus, restarting the mission ) or maybe I can try to just run past them. I haven't tried that yet, but I feel its kind of... unsporting I guess.

Sh*t, dude! Next thing you're gonna tell me is that you killed all the Hunters in the club in Reach. haha

I killed one or two on Legendary, that's it. Then I just flipped the switch and rolled the f*ck outta there.