Scumstorm 2011: Fabio's Revenge (August 25-29, 2011)

[Oman]

Hey guys, take some pictures (esp. of Xine ) because there is no way I'm hitting the US right now. I'd love to see you all having fun and being communal though! I promise in return when I bug Ythill and Xine (am I the only one that pronounces that "Zeen") I'll have photos of that too.

[Oman]

Ahh Oman, you keep talkin like that you might just make me blush someday...

It was difficult for sure to continue to refer to her as "she" after she had put her penis in me...

You're a delicate flower, you are.

[Oman]

Thanks Oman, wrong thread? We are very much looking foreward to your visit, btw

<3 I am so looking forward to seeing you guys and getting a little awkward but then having a great time throughout microbreweries.

[Oman]

Stripping isn't work, it's a lifestyle.

[Oman]

Fuck, can't believe I'm going to miss another year of these. Confirm that the site will still be all fun and grown up when I rock up to show you how weak you all are?

[Oman]

Upset by the lack of me being there, either in spirit or actual.

[Oman]

This is bullshit. I didn't even want to go to your stupid party.

*Pouts*

[Oman]

Fuck yes! I'm just afraid I'll get lost in your beard. It's awesome, reminds me of something out of LoTR.

[Oman]

If we do it in Seattle people can take pictures with Troll AND the Troll under the bridge.

Brilliant!

Also, I am insanely disappointed to have missed this. IS, Ythill, Sudo, AND Brandi??

Next time, Gadget...

Let me know which meet you go to, cause I'll try to swing that one too.

[Oman]

Classy, Sudo.

[Oman]

I've seen her flash her tits; formality at this point seems unnecessary.

To be so privileged should inspire RESPECT.

DGB is earning winpoints.

[Oman]

Told you I'd get you blushing in the end, Xine.

[Oman]

What kind of numbers did you get in the end, mate?

[Oman]

Was she hot?

Sounds like you'd probably want another five scummers max.

[Oman]

I am left out again. Also, I will force myself into your clique during Stumptown II

[Oman]

<3 Xine, love you to death.

[Oman]

/out unfortunately.

[Oman]

I get mad time off work and a little extra travel cashola due to my remote locale. For that reason, this could be viable.

[Oman]

Got told by my boss "If you have more than x days of leave, I expect you're saving for a holiday. If we know about it, you can have it." Scumstorm II is a big possibility now.

[Oman]

You're not going to be there, are you?

[Oman]

Do we have dates for this at the moment?

[Oman]

Ah okay, those dates are about six months out from my visit. Ah well, guess I'll have my *own* meet.

[Oman]

I vote for collecting a million dollars, showing Brandi, then going to the nearest strip club. We get as many strippers as we can, they all come back and flash her, and they have written across their boobs: "Brandi, should've just asked for a tenner. You got greedy, honey."

[Oman]

Vote: Fate

WITHW?

Scumstorm enticed me to not go out tonight, money saved!

[Oman]

The evening (or morning or whatever) that we go out for drinks Oman's first couple pints (or whatever) be on Troll in that case. Such self control deserves a reward.

-Zorblag R`Lyeh

This is why we're friends.

[Oman]

We're doing that next Scumstorm, for sure.

Ythill, I think I'm in a position to start talking dates whenever you are.

[Oman]

I'll be up for that. Although I'll note to you that for me strip clubs are not all that sexual, they're entertaining, but more like a show. An event. They are theatre more than porn.

[Oman]

Illuminati is fun, but Betrayal is better IMO.

For those who haven't played, here's a synopsis. It starts as an exploration game where each player controls a character poking around in a classic haunted mansion. During the early phases, the goal is to build one's stats and keep the whole group strong. As play progresses, certain events require players to roll dice to determine whether a "haunt" has occured. Once the haunt starts, one player becomes the traitor. He goes into another room and reads some special secret rules for the scenario. Meanwhile, the other players read their own secret scenario rules and plot against the traitor. Then he comes back and play continues until one team achieves its secret win condition.

Is the traitor known by players?

[Oman]

Actually chopping wood is still one of my favourite things to do.

[Oman]

Keeping my fingers crossed, but only because Zorblag told me to. I think.

Sorry mate, flying into the area, and I'll be there a little early anyway.

[Oman]

Ythill, I think I'm in a position to start talking dates whenever you are.

I assume this means it's a little early for you?

[Oman]

Actually, I just spaced responding to that.

If you want to talk dates for your visit, we can do that. If you're looking for a solid projection for when Scumstorm 2011 will be held, it's

way

too early, except to say that it will most likley be sometime in August.

August is probably a bit late for me, I'm really hoping June. That said I'm not too bothered if I don't coincide with scumstorm; it was a matter of coincidence in the first place, and It frees up a few days. We'll sort it out as best we can.

You're not planning to be off at hippiefest 11 over June are you?

[Oman]

Pushing right is certainly a lot easier for me then pushing left, so I may be able to hold off. All depends on when I leave my current posting, as there is a significant "travel allowance" for this remote posting.

[Oman]

I'm sure it'll all work out

Pretty much sums up my understanding.

[Oman]

I really appreciate that Ythill. I don't want to interfere with Lets-all-not-shower-together-fest '11 (:P) so I'm going to do my best to get over there where it helps.

Troll, I'll definitely make sure you're informed. Couldn't miss that opportunity.

[Oman]

I also have one, but Xine beat me.

[Oman]

Mine is roughly the same. Driving across the longest flattest part of Aus (the Hay Plains), and this guy behind me has pulled out the bottle. Over the radios we were using he starts telling us that he's having problems, let him know if we see a truck coming so that he can focus on the road again. We start laughing and singing a fighter pilot song about struggling with a piss-tube in a jet ("12-inch penis"), and he starts laughing.

Anyway, about a km down the road he just starts swearing and yelling over the radio. Minute later he has his pants off, hanging them out the window trying to dry the massive amounts of urine off them. Turns out rather than the wide-mouth bottle he had tried a regular bottle, and pretty much gotten to the tipping point. When he pulled out (so to speak) a bit fell out, leading him to snatch it and almost pour the entire bottle over his pants. Hilarious, to say the least.

We called him Footlong for a week or so (referring to "12 Inch Penis") and yeah, we haven't let him forget it.

[Oman]

Kind of like calling the 7 foot guy "tiny", it's ironic.

[Oman]

I'm totally drawing up plans now. They'll be posted here soon!

[Oman]

I had planned a day or two either side for Portlandviewing.

[Oman]

I will miss scumstorm, but hope to visit Portland in November/Decemeber.

Will that work, Thillxine?

[Oman]

Work. Unfortunately we have exercises that they want me there for. Something about "doing my job", it's fucking gay.

So yeah, I'm going to do 4-6 weeks over Christmas instead!

[Oman]

0% but like 100% for later.

[Oman]

Holy fucking shit

[Oman]

I'm getting more and more annoyed that I'm going to miss this