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Hey Everyone this is PokerFace and I got some good news. My time machine is competed. I start building one in order to join Geezer mafia. I got about 1/2 way through when that little incident happened in the geezer signups. Since that happened i have wondered if there is still a point to making this thing. But I figure hey I might as well do a few cool things like travel back in time to meet jesus and see dinosaurs. So i continued my research.
I was chating on Aim one day with a good friend when I realized a glitch in their system. Everything I typed was listed as being posted 12 seconds earlier. It was kinda funky. As I am a software programmer and tester in real life i figured this was kinda cool but due to certain laws/regulations and the fact i don't owe aol jack, I decided to keep this knowledge to myself incase there was ever a way to exploit it. When i got the idea to time travel so that i could join any and all games as alts i finally had reason to exploit it. And so work on machine began
And eventually we got here today where I plan to go back in time. Its going to take a while since i can only go back 12 seconds but pressing the button on the machine quickly enough and warping alot should allow me to travel back fast enough and far enough so that I can meet my future self before he joins the geezer mafia game. Once there i can ask him how he perfects his time machine. And then i can use his plans to get my machine working perfectly. As long as I don't stop him from doing what he is doing there i shouldn't cause a paradox all by myself. And even if I do it will surly be fixed with all the stuff even further in the future me does so let's give this plan a shot.
pf pushes the button on his machine and warps back 12 seconds
pf pushes the button on his machine and warps back 12 seconds
pf pushes the button on his machine and warps back 12 seconds
pf pushes the button on his machine and warps back 12 seconds
pf pushes the button on his machine and warps back 12 seconds
pf pushes the button on his machine and warps back 12 seconds
pf pushes the button on his machine and warps back 12 seconds
Yay I'm prety sure you can guess where this is going so I'll save you any more repetative details
Alright one more to go and I'll be shortly before Time Traveler first contacted me about successfully being in the past. Here's goes.... What the Fuck!!