secret hitler III ~2pm EST [7/7]

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/in because my buddy rc is here

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I am definitely not a liberal even though mod insists i am

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who wants it

i have no idea what it does, so let me be chancellor

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morning yall, time to chop down some trees

Thats fascist talk

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The first step is to panic and run around throwing things

Then im ahead of the game

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Is this the Krusty Krab

No this is patrick

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STD am i supposed to give some enlightening speech on why i would make a good chancellor
because my policy proposals would just be national taco tuesday

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if you're liberal you want to inact L policies, if you are Fascist you want the F policies

is there some quasi benefit to pretending to be fascist and putting in F policies
Like fucking with the hitler in this?

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wait so if STD gives me two F cards, doesn't that make him out to be a facist?

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but the short answer is if you don't know what you're doing let's not pollute the game with having to wonder if you're scum or being a goober

That will be difficult considering i am a goober tho

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i could have received 3 F from the deck

Seems unlikely. But i would need to run some statistics on the likelyhood on that and im too lazy. So i will assume that if u say u got 3 u did get three

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i like this government with me in charge
VOTE: Yes

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Woops im supposed to be private

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i was going to say that STD and Cephrir are probably both dirty liberals
With RC hunting like a hitler who needs his allies. Or maybe he is just another dirty liberal

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fascist!

I did select the best facsist card btw. I think that awards me town points

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fascist!

I did select the best facsist card btw. I think that awards me town points

how were they different?

They aren't.

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The left card is always best card tho

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CSF should elect Cephrir.
Anyone else is a scum claim.

Unless STD can be selected. But i thought they can't be? or can he just not be president

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That's quite a strong preference Firebringer

You could say its a very fascist preference

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i hate that firebringer can easily and correctly rerad me as town for not trying very hard

am i reading you right. or do i just know ur a liberal and im deep wolfing

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i hate that firebringer can easily and correctly rerad me as town for not trying very hard

Do you townread Firebringer?

a little i guess?

thats no fun, im obviously a fascist

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i think my towns are fb ceph and rc and it's just cook, cSF, and bianco

I am at this as well. Amazingly

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So I'm curious Fire why your top two townreads are STD and Ceph when STD doesn't sound great and is mathematically the most fascist player on the table from anyone's pov

I am not using math in this game.
STD feels pretty open to me. What doesn't sound great?
if all u got is the fact he claims he had 3 F cards, then i say thats nothing to me

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I think solving me is the absolute least useful thing anyone at the table can do right now

I completely agree

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This is a game of probabilities

You can override the mathematical logic if you have a strong read but fully denying it as a meaningful data point is not a good way to play

Okay then i have a strong intuition feeling STD is liberal then. I will take into consideration the 3 F later if i think STD is being weird

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I probably shouldn't have voted yes now that i think about it

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hmmmhmmm

I guess i could be wrong on CSF?

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you were scumreading me?

yes, thats why i said i should have voted no for u in govt

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wait can i be chancellor again now?
or should we test someone else.

Maybe put RC in chancellor?

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nominate RC

let's get some math on the books for this guy

Ohh good just what i was thinking

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What if Cephrir is deep wolfing with selecting a liberal card.
Spooky

Naah gonna keep him lock liberal

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nominate RC

let's get some math on the books for this guy

Ohh good just what i was thinking

Fire it's literally more likely than random to be a fash based on public info, there's nothing even to calculate here

I don't even understand ur point here

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nominate RC

let's get some math on the books for this guy

Ohh good just what i was thinking

Fire it's literally more likely than random to be a fash based on public info, there's nothing even to calculate here

I don't even understand ur point here

same here

did u think me saying that Ceph agreeing with my take of selecting RC was a liberal choice? I was just cool that he agreed with selecting him and that i was on a decentish strategy since im new

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actually if ur just trying to tell me i shouldn't read Cephrir as a liberal i have more questions for u on the why for that

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Hmmmm

Did Ceph get 3 F or what

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i think cook is a better investigate yea

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Actually, I would like STD investigated because i think it woudl be spicy if he showed up fash

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We are looking for a liberal invest that table can agree on

There is no purpose investing cook bc if chandra invests cook fascist it means nothing and if chandra invests cook lib I am not seing them

Ohhh

Then best strategy is to go for a strong townie everyone can trust?

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RC if ur already inclined to not trust Cephrir selection, why would u trust him peaking me as liberal?

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I don't think firebringer and ceph are two fascists so if Ceph invests Firebringer liberal game is in a good position assuming I'm right and if Ceph invests Firebringer fascist it tells me a lot about the game given that if Ceph is lib and Fire is fascist fire actively pushed the nomination onto me which means his seat combos as fascist are limited

are u actually a dirty liberal.

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im thinking std/fire/rc but i care what the table thinks

why not cook? Is it because of what RC said?

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he has fire in his heart STD. I am sorry he cheated on u with me

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anyway result is lib

LIES IM DEF A FASH

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But don't i get president next round anyways

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well i voted nein

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we should kill each other while datisi is in the bathroom

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*kills each other*

YOU BEAT ME TO IT

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Hmmmm who should i nominate.

I think CSF right now

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Would it be bad to give it to Cook as a test.
Well now that i say its a test it wouldn't matter.

Also if he outed himself as fash im not sure that helps

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Nominate: CatScratchFever

Lets go, we going to make a taco tuesday, everday.

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TACO TUESDAY FOR EVERYONE

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2 L and 1 F

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you could've actually given me 1 fasc 1 lib to test my goodness

I thought about it for a minute, and didn't think it was worth testing out. Fash needs just 1 more IIRC and they can win this game

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wow i'd make a GREAT president

You did make a good prez
mandated wolf tattoos for all.
was a good reign

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Well, thanks for the nom, I wow to give you PIZZA FRIDAYS, much better than taco

Heresy

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im not gonna lie STD. I am starting to think ur a Fash

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because i like pizza more than tacos?

That is definitely one of the reasons tbh

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cards in policy deck: 2

Wait what theres only 2 cards?

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So im thinking pass on w/e STD selects here.

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so it's reasonably likely there was a drop

or rc dropped so he could make it look like there was a drop

Wtf is a drop

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I am so confused on the terminology and argumentation here.

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a conflict is when the president and chancellor contradict each other about what cards were passed to the chancellor

Okay but no conflicts have occured.
But now i understand what everyone is saying about conflicts

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csf couldn't select a F card, i gave her both Liberal cards

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or one of myself, ceph, RC, or CSF(?) is lying about cards and is fascist

i feel chances CSF lying when she like me doesn't know what they are doing and would probably safe bet telling the truth would be higher.

I think u have highest chance of lying in first round we did.

Anyways who hasn't voted

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the people weren't ready for pizza friday and Taco tuesday

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i feel like i should be concerned with how much faith RC has in me

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wait uh

can we TD or is the deck already shuffled

deck was just shuffled

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going afk to bathroom be back in a bit

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What if i get 3 F cards tho

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I got 2 Liberal cards

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I am still worried about getting 3 F cards here

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Can i execute cook to take him out of his misery

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She****

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Can i execute cook to take her out of her misery

ftfy

apologies

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Nominate: Cephrir

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3 F cards

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I feel like selecting cat scratch for this.

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And not just for me being me I am just logically extremely lib to everyone

i think Cat Scratch is even more strongly liberal by the MATHS

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Why?

selected liberal most times on opportunities. if she is scum she going deep

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Firebringer I don't think they know to drop on 2nd gov and they are playing blue in every other gov by force

I'm not saying they can't be liberal but I know I am liberal and I don't think you've ever seriously considered me as a candidate and that's a problem

I appreciate you directing everything for me as this is first time, but i really don't want to give you the opportunity to screw me over friendo

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I think this could be situation in which you pushed everything to the point where i was king maker and then got me to select u as king to win the game.

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I am fine with RC being selected as chancellor but that is kind of a moot point.
I have to be very confident that RC isn't hitler to select him as prez and im not 100% there

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Well if u win u win, i had fun this game

I select RadiantCowbells as president

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also my 20000th post was during this game probably and we didn't celebrate i'm so crushed

Happy 20000th

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I think u should pick Cephrir tbh

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I'm really inclined to just pick CSF and be mad at everyone else if it heils given everyone has had them omega town this entire game

I do enjoy a spite vote

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So if this passes and game doesn't end we know RC isn't hitler. I like that

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wait if chancellor is hitler the game ends too? i thought it had to be president

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Wow RC was right. I am clueless

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RC gone quiet. Now I am nervous

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waiting for me for what. i am eating now

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why do you trust me with telling u who to shoot?

I would shoot cook here.

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i think cook is all but confirmed fash. if u want to aim for the hitler for instant win, i don't know who is best. Maybe STD?

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i think cook is all but confirmed fash. if u want to aim for the hitler for instant win, i don't know who is best. Maybe STD?

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i don't see the point in aiming for hitler unless u think we auto lose if don't kill hitler now
i think we go for safe kill of cook and then we try for the liberal card win next round

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STD probably isn't hitler either. I mean i don't think he is doing a good job deep wolfing with openning with claiming 3 F cards

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so are u done talking to me now lol

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That's kind of a mean thing to say to your husband, STD

He enjoys it, trust me

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std isn't town lol

little late to the party on that one

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where is that picture GIF posted where its car driving of the highway saying he is going to follow his own reads.

i feel its very applicable to what RC is gonna do

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Man

I wish when I had the self confidence

to do whatever I wanted

Biggest lie in this game

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Elections for new president are over?
WHAT KIND OF FASH GOVT WE RUNNING HERE?!?!?!

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just have me as chancellor

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why not have me as chancellor aren't i confirmed liberal or something

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im viewing the game as "fire decided to bet the game on rc lib so we're going with that"

tbh i was betting the game that RC wasn't hitler.

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im viewing the game as "fire decided to bet the game on rc lib so we're going with that"

tbh i was betting the game that RC wasn't hitler.

should have been that he was lib. you cant give fasc the gun

hindsight is 20/20
i didn't understand my selection. I made for a poor leader in that time.

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nonetheless, you have made our bed and now we have to lie in it

its cozy with u in it

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So i thin kwe lost and RC is hitler
There had to have been a blue card

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RC stop slow rolling, u already won.

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BRO I AM NOT SLOWROLLING

YOU TOTALLY ARE!

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3F 3F

THATS IMPOSSIBLE BUDDY

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Stop bullying me bringer of fire

Ur the one playing with us when u already won.

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So RC is hitler
Bianco is FASH
and Cook was FASH

RIP

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The game is over can't we call it here

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I don't know why datisi is continuing this.

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i am out, if mod not calling it. just leaving the game.

Cya guys it was fun

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gg and all that.
was fun

had feeling RC was manipulating me but i gave it to him, gg

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me stdd and cephrir are having fun in this bed i made.

gg again everyone