WTD Mafia - Game Over!

[JDodge]

Something happens. You find yourself falling, falling, falling...

Where will you land? What will happen when you get there? Who will you meet?

What lies beyond our reasons, our senses? What is at the bottom of your mind?

Let's find out, shall we?

Taking as many people as I can get by 9:45 PM. Expect some bastard-modding and a general lack of coherence.

PLAYER LIST

1. pickemgenius
2. Flameaxe
3. UltimaAvalon
4. bird1111
5. PokerFace
7. dahill1
9. ShadowLurker

6. MBPikamon,

Les Poissons

, lynched D1
8. milkman,

ammonium hexachloroplatinate

, lynched D2

These are the rules and not the rules:

1. All votes must be made in bold. Unvoting is not required.
2. A majority of votes is required to lynch. If we hit deadline, the person with the most votes will be lynched. If there is a tie, the person who reached that number of votes first is lynched.
3. When you live, live well. Live long. Prosper. When you're dead, shut up. Lie in a grave/furnace/corpse pile. Rot.
4. Days have 25-minute deadlines. There will be 15-minute night deadlines. There will be blood.
5.

I am the law. ACCEPT IT.

6. Quoting or faking any PMs you receive from the mod will get you modkilled and blacklisted from any games I am running now or in the future.
7. I reserve the right to change these rules at any time.
8. Posts in all italics will make you sound fancy, but will also get a harsh penalty from me. I use italics. You stick to your boring, plain, normal font. HA HA HA.
9. You may not talk to anyone outside the thread unless your role PM says so. You may talk to the voices in your head at any time.

[JDodge]

/in if FACE mafia ends before this starts.

I don't accept sign-ups with conditions. I'm counting you as out until you say otherwise.

[JDodge]

Role PMs will go out MOMENTARILY

[JDodge]

ROLE PMS ARE NOW OUT!

It is now Day 1. 5 alive, 4 to lynch. A dime a dozen makes $2.72. Remember that.

Also remember that you always have a night choice, despite the fact that it may have not been revealed to you.

Good luck.

You'll need it.

SIGN-UPS STILL BEING ACCEPTED

[JDodge]

LYNCH

NO WAIT

CONTINUE

YOU'RE A BIT SHORT AHAHAHA

[JDodge]

Vote: MBPikamon


hammer'd!

bold, you illiterate monkey

MBPikamon is lynched. He was Les Poissons.

NIGHT 1

[JDodge]

MILKMAN SEND YOUR GODDAMN NIGHT CHOICE YOU ILLITERATE MONKEY.

[JDodge]

You awake. What a beautiful morning!

Pickemgenius seems to have a mummy grasping onto his left arm. How neat!

Flameaxe is wandering around drunkenly. He reeks of alcohol and pretzel salt.

UltimaAvalon is hobbling around with a broken leg. Looks like he took a

nasty

fall.

Dahill1 is incredibly yellow. I wonder why?

Milkman's arm is in a cast, and he looks like he got hit by a train or something. The good news is, he's high on painkillers, so he doesn't feel a thing.

ShadowLurker falls from the sky. Please welcome him into the game!

DAY 2, 8 ALIVE, 5 TO LYNCH

[JDodge]

OMGDEADLINE

Milkman is lynched. He was

ammonium hexachloroplatinate.

NIGHT 2

CHOICES QUICKLY

[JDodge]

You awake. What a beautiful and glorious day!

ShadowLurker appears to have been hit by a torpedo. Oh well, at least he's still alive.

You find Flameaxe at the bottom of a well. It appears he fell in while drunk

again

. He was

Salta Province

.

UltimaAvalon is found broken and bleeding on the ground. His injuries are terminal. He was

Niederndodeleben

.

The Nazis have won the war. Pickemgenius leaves town after hearing the news. He was

Unterseeboot 124

.

PokerFace also lies dead. It would appear he overdosed on pain killers. He was

The Mongolian Stomper

.

dahill1/Lord Gurgi has a mummy attached to him. It bites his neck, severing his jugular and killing him. He was

Nun's Well

. The nun's spirit flies out of him and off into the distance.

ShadowLurker and bird1111 live their days out in happiness. Especially when they get the news that GlaxoSmithKline just went bankrupt!

GAME OVER! PICKEMGENIUS, SHADOWLURKER, BIRD1111 AND DAHILL1/LORD GURGI WIN!

[JDodge]

PEG - You are Unterseeboot 124. You have one of the most successful kill records out of all the U-Boats. You win when the Nazis win the war.

You may fire your torpedoes at one player each night.
WIN CONDITION: Wins when Niederndodeleben dies.

N1 - PF
N2 - JATH

Jath - You are Gayfers, a now-defunct chain of department stores. You win when you're bought out by Dillard's.

Each night, you may throw shoes at one player.
WIN CONDITION: Wins after 2 days

BBM - You are Salta Province, a province of Argentina. You are important for housing the

Museo de Arqueología de Alta Montaña de Salta

, which holds 3 frozen Incan mummies! You win when you increase tourism to yourself by 50%.

Each night, you may un-freeze one of your mummies and send it after a player.
WIN CONDITION: Wins after losing 3 mummies

N1 - PEG
N2 - BAGEL

UA - You are Niederndodeleben, a municipality in Saxony-Anhalt, Germany. You win when the Nazis are defeated.

Each night you may give large amounts of beer and pretzels to a player.
WIN CONDITION: Wins when U-124 dies.

N1 - BBM
N2 - BBM

bird1111 - You are Chemie Grünenthal of Stolberg-am-Rhein, a German pharmaceutical company. You win when GlaxoSmithKline goes out of business.

Each night you may give someone a dose of Tramadol. (Heals on odd nights, hurts on even nights)
WIN CONDITION: Target 3 different players.

N1 - milkman
N2 - PF

PF - You are the Mongolian Stomper, a former wrestler from Canada. You win when you win the HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP.

Each night you may STOMP someone.
WIN CONDITION: Use night action 3 times.

N1 - milkman
N2 - UA

MBP - You are Les Poissons, one of the most violent Disney songs in existance. You win when you chop and serve little fish.

Each night they may use a cleaver to hack someone in two.
WIN CONDITION: Survive 2 night cycles

dahill1/Flimsy - You are Nun's Well; hundreds of years ago, an unfortunate nun was pushed into your depths, and the well promptly covered up. You win when the nun's spirit is released.

Each night they may allow someone to fall down into them.
WIN CONDITION: Die

N1 - UA
N2 - BBM

milkman - You are ammonium hexachloroplatinate, a soluble platinum salt that is

not

hygroscopic! You win when everything is intensely yellow.

Each night they make someone intensely yellow.
WIN CONDITION: Target 3 different players.

N1 - dahill