Things Sitting on Reck's Desk Mafia -OVER-

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i have been drinking

it is marathon day

let's play a game

sign up??? ill just make up some bullshit???? yes thanks

SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
hiplop
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy
Who - died n1 - town 1-shot roleblocking rolestopper
Malakittens - lynched d1 - town drunk

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ok boiz we're going live

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k role PMs done they're going out now BOIZ

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OH MALA'S HERE OK ONE SEC REDOING ROLES

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OK XYZZY IS HERE ANOTHER ROLE IS GOIN IN DA MIX

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k done randomizing

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
hiplop
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens

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OK GUYS ALL ROLE PMS ARE OUT

8 ALIVE 5 TO LYNCH DEADLINE IS UHHH 3AM EST HAVE FUN

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oh yea

the theme of this marathon is THINGS SITTING ON RECK'S DESK MAFIA

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im giving till xx:40 for people to check in otherwise they get replaced

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which at this point is just hiplop & Who

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
hiplop
Firebringer (1): DRK
Aristophanes
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens (1): xyzzy

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Haschel Cedricson replaces hiplop bc fuck the law they can eat my dick

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson
Firebringer (1): DRK
Aristophanes (1): Who
xyzzy (1): Ari
Who
Malakittens (1): xyzzy

deadline is at xx:00

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson
Firebringer (1): DRK
Aristophanes (1): Who
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens (1): xyzzy, SK

deadline is at xx:00

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VOTE: he

i have LITERALLY no clue what this means

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Malakittens (1): xyzzy, SK

is this correct mr mod man

@RECK

no it's 2

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (1): Mala
Firebringer (1): DRK
Aristophanes (1): Who
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens (2): xyzzy, SK

deadline is at xx:00

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (1): Mala
Firebringer (1): DRK
Aristophanes (1): Who
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens (4): xyzzy, SK, Firebringer, Ari

it take 5 to lynch my dudes
deadline is at xx:00

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (2): Mala, DRK
Firebringer
Aristophanes (1): Who
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens (4): xyzzy, SK, Firebringer, Ari

it take 5 to lynch my dudes
deadline is at xx:00

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (2): Mala, DRK
Firebringer
Aristophanes (1): Who
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens (4): xyzzy, SK, Firebringer, Ari

it take 5 to lynch my dudes
deadline is at xx:00

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (2): Mala, DRK
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy
Who
Malakittens (5): xyzzy, SK, Firebringer, Ari, Who

MALAKITTENS WAS LYNCH

BUT SHE WAS

Spoiler:

a bottle of Woodbridge by Robert Mondavi Pinot Grigio,

Town Drunk

oopsie

night actions due by xx:55

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Spoiler: Role PM

Malakittens - Woodbridge by Robert Mondavi Pinot Grigio - Town Drunk
Each night, choose someone to get drunk with. It's compulsive bc Reck has chronic alcoholism. That person, if they receive any night time PMs, will be too drunk to remember them until the following night. This includes day start PMs.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

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yall i gots bad news

Spoiler:

Who died last night

He was Magnesium Taurate Tablets -

Town 1-Shot Roleblocking Rolestopper

Reck swears by this miracle vitamin that makes him sleepytimes and stops all anxiety. Put someone to sleep and they'll be protected snugly in bed from all actions but will also be unable to take any actions.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

it's d2. with 6 alive it takes 4 to lynch

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oh yeah deadline is uhhh xx:15

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (1): SK
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy

it take 4 to lynch my dudes
deadline is at xx:15

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btw i edited in a gif for who's death

god bless america

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SleepyKrew (1): FB
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (1): SK
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES...IT'S NO LYNCH (1): xyzzy

it take 4 to lynch my dudes
or 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:15

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9mins to deadline u hos

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SleepyKrew
DeathRowKitty (1): FB
Haschel Cedricson
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES...IT'S NO LYNCH (2): xyzzy, SK

it take 4 to lynch my dudes
or 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:15

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5mins to deadline

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SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty (1): FB
Haschel Cedricson
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES...IT'S NO LYNCH (1): xyzzy

it take 4 to lynch my dudes
or 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:15

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oopsie the mod has to pee so close to deadline

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SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty (1): FB
Haschel Cedricson (1): DRK
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES...IT'S NO LYNCH (2): xyzzy, SK

it take 4 to lynch my dudes
or 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:15

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SleepyKrew (3): HC, xyz, Ari
DeathRowKitty (1): FB
Haschel Cedricson (1): DRK
Firebringer
Aristophanes
xyzzy

A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES...IT'S NO LYNCH (2): xyzzy, SK

UH OH THERE WASN'T A LYNCH!!!



u have until xx:22 to get me ur actions

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guys guess wwhat

someone died oh no

Spoiler:

xyzzy died, he was Reck's car keys with a keyfob for the gym on them,

Town 1-Shot Strongman Maker

The most interesting thing about Reck's keys is that they have a gym keyfob on them so reck can access his 24/7 gym. U see it is bc he is trying to get swole. So u can make someone else super swole as well and make their action succeed 100%.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

5 alive, 3 to lynch

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deadline is xx:40 but plz do it quicker

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Bins replaces firebringer

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SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (1): SK
Bins
Aristophanes

it take 3 to lynch my dudes
& 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:40

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9mins

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sure ok deadline is now xx45

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SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (1): SK
Bins
Aristophanes

it take 3 to lynch my dudes
& 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:45

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4mins

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SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (2): SK, DRK
Bins
Aristophanes

it take 3 to lynch my dudes
& 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:45

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SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (1): DRK
Bins
Aristophanes

it take 3 to lynch my dudes
& 3 to NL
deadline is at xx:45

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1 minute

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SleepyKrew (1): HC
DeathRowKitty
Haschel Cedricson (3): DRK, Bins, SK
Bins (1): Ari
Aristophanes

OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT!???

Spoiler:

Haschel was A rocks glass filled with apple cider vinegar and dish soap -

Town Self-Redirector

Reck has had a fruit fly infestation recently which sucks so he has these little fly traps sitting out everywhere. Like a dumb stupid fruit fly to the vinegary trap, you can force people to target u with their action.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

THIS MEANS THAT...

SLEEPYKREW AND DRK WIN AS MAFIA

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THINGS SITTING ON RECK'S DESK MAFIA

Firebringer - A pair of Sennheiser headphones - Town Literal Ghostwriter
These bad boys can pick up all sorts of interesting chatter. At night, name an alignment. If that alignment is in the game I will tell you one of the words they wrote in a post the previous day. Because ur good at listening.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Malakittens - Woodbridge by Robert Mondavi Pinot Grigio - Town Drunk
Each night, choose someone to get drunk with. It's compulsive bc Reck has chronic alcoholism. That person, if they receive any night time PMs, will be too drunk to remember them until the following night. This includes day start PMs.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Aristophanes - BIRTHDAY BITCH "SHE'S DRIPPING" VAPE JUICE - Town Cake Vendor
Reck loves his vape juice and right now it's birthday cake flavored. So like. It is birthday. Each night give cake. Happy day. The cake does nothing bc it is a lie.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Haschel Cedricson - A rocks glass filled with apple cider vinegar and dish soap - Town Self-Redirector
Reck has had a fruit fly infestation recently which sucks so he has these little fly traps sitting out everywhere. Like a dumb stupid fruit fly to the vinegary trap, you can force people to target u with their action.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

Who - Magnesium Taurate Tablets - Town 1-Shot Roleblocking Rolestopper
Reck swears by this miracle vitamin that makes him sleepytimes and stops all anxiety. Put someone to sleep and they'll be protected snugly in bed from all actions but will also be unable to take any actions.
You win when all threats to town are dead.

SleepyKrew - A tube of Burt's Bees Beeswax Lip balm - Mafia 1-Shot Doctor
the protective powers of BURTS BEES cannot be underestimated. you may protect one player during the game at night. ur partner is DeathRowKitty who is a Mafia Post Restrictor. u can communicate via sitechat.
You win when you outnumber the town or nothing can stop u.

DeathRowKitty - An empty can of MATI all natural healthy energy drink - Mafia Post Restrictor
Target someone and once they taste the incredible, rejuvenating power of MATI energy drink they will be forced to mention MATI once per post the following day or risk losing their vote for the rest of the day. ur partner is SleepyKrew who is a Mafia 1-Shot Doctor
You win when you outnumber the town or nothing can stop u.

xyzzy - Reck's car keys with a keyfob for the gym on them - Town 1-Shot Strongman-Maker
The most interesting thing about Reck's keys is that they have a gym keyfob on them so reck can access his 24/7 gym. U see it is bc he is trying to get swole. So u can make someone else super swole as well and make their action succeed 100%.
You win when all threats to town are dead.


N1 ACTIONS
SK kills Who
DRK restricts Ari
HC no action
FB asks ab aliens (no u idiot)
Ari cakes FB
xyzzy strongmans Ari
Who rb/rs DRK

N1 RESULTS
Who dies
FB gets no result
FB gets a cake

N2 ACTIONS
SK kills xyzzy
DRK restricts Ari
HC no action
FB
ARI cakes xyzzy

N2 RESULTS
xyzzy dies
Ari gets post restriction PM

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thank u for participating in this expirement & god bless

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i fucking love ari

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no schadd was not here

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real sad that fb/bins didn't get to use their role bc it was my fave

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anyway have my gifbank of mcelroy gifs i didnt get to use

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Oh shit the Post Restrictor with the Drunk could have ended badly for town.

it very much could have!

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me

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aka lin-manuel miranda

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Can scum PT's be opened?

what scum PTs???

scum used a discord chat w/ me in it

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if you know how to release discord PMs i am down

there wasn't much there