PRESIDENTMAKER! Game Over! TOWN WINS??!!

[DrippingGoofball]

Question:

How was I not killed on Night 0??? What's going on? The scum forgot to read the player list?

Actualy, it means that none of these players are scum, vigs, or SK:
4. CuriousKarmaDog
8. Flameaxe
17. Farside22

Three confirmed townies.

[DrippingGoofball]

EBWOP:

Actualy, it means that none of these players are scum, vigs, or SK:

CuriousKarmaDog
Flameaxe
Farside22
CES

Four confirmed townies.

Here's a list of players that are foolish enough to allow me to live if they were scum, and might kill MachiavellianMafia instead:

1. Ration
2. Skruffs
3. Jack Dillon
4. Armlx
5. Kaleidoscope
6. Crub
7. Kuribo
8. Greasy Spot
9. QMan
10. Scotmany12
11. Andersonw
12. Gorgon

4 or 5 players in this list are scum. It's like shooting fish in a barrel.

[DrippingGoofball]

dgb, I am just curious, why do you think those players are foolish to not kill you?..is there something in your typical play that you think is bad?

I will hound them, I will not let them sleep, I will drive them insane.

Scum don't kill "bad" players, they kill dangerous players.

[DrippingGoofball]

If I was scum, I would definitely let you live. I've seen you drive the town into the ground more than help them.

I don't believe that for one minute.

You are town in this game, and that's the end of it. No one will convince me that you are scum. Not even you.

[DrippingGoofball]

Exactly. You have issues believing truth, and this is a great example.

Er, this is mafia, and I expect scum to lie. So yeah, I am a hardened skeptic all around. But I have faith that you are not a killing role.

[DrippingGoofball]

Exactly. You have issues believing truth, and this is a great example.

Er, this is mafia, and I expect scum to lie. So yeah, I am a hardened skeptic all around. But I have faith that you are not a killing role.

But you said I was 100% without a doubt town...

Yes, I'm skeptical, but in this game I believe you're town. You get a get out of jail free card, pass GO, collect $200, enjoy.

[DrippingGoofball]

@DGB - why are you so certain that you'd be the N0 hit? There's a lot of good scumhunters here.

I'm wild, I'm dangerous. I'm infamous. I was nightkilled Night 0 the last two theme games I entered.

Frankly I'm surprised to be alive.

Either I'm scum myself, un-nightkillable, or the scum don't know they should be killing me Night 0. I bet they regret it, now.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, what is your list of players 'foolish enough to let you live' based on?

Players that have yet to express extreme distate for my playstyle, or threatened to pour bleach in my aquarium, slash my tires, etc.

[DrippingGoofball]

I refuse to participate! This Nibbler entity is an insidious parasite and a threat to free thought!

Surrender.

[DrippingGoofball]

Of course, DGB's list assumes that she is town. The reason why she's not dead could be that she's mafia.

Vote: DGB

And I did say exactly that:

Either I'm scum myself,

un-nightkillable, or the scum don't know they should be killing me Night 0. I bet they regret it, now.

[DrippingGoofball]

I personally took the same route I took in kingmaker 2, I voted dgb because I thought she was likely scum who would reveal her hand during the course of the day (just like I thought zindy was in that game)

Just so the kids are clear, I was town in that game.

I forgot to vote, but I am glad Skruffs is President.

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh really? I'm #2 on your 'let's kill' list.. Why are you happy I'm president?

They're not in any particular order... I guess I shouldn't have numbered them!

After that post of yours, you're the king of Jesters, no less.

[DrippingGoofball]

I voted for Flameaxe. I wanted to be amused D1.

If you elect Flameaxe as King, expect a very short day ending with my execution.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, you forgot to vote? Were you to busy doing something else like chatting last night to vote?

Yes, you kept me up all night strategizing how we'd bus each other, which townies we are going to drag down with us, which ones we are going to discredit, listing the easy targets, etc. Did YOU have time to vote? If you did, you're like, the Martha Stewart of scumbags, and you probably have a staff working for you.

gluegun to a pinecone: curiouskarmadog

[DrippingGoofball]

armlx, I do believe you are confirmed town with this last post.

[DrippingGoofball]

New scum "short list"

Ration
Skruffs
Jack Dillon
Kaleidoscope
Crub
Kuribo
Greasy Spot
QMan
Scotmany12
Andersonw
Gorgon

[DrippingGoofball]

HackerHuck is town.

[DrippingGoofball]

Revised scumlist:

Jex/Ration
Skruffs
Lowell/Jack Dillon
Crub
Kuribo
Greasy Spot
QMan
Scotmany12
Andersonw
Gorgon

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB: Would I become less scummy in your eyes if I executed you today?

Let's not confuse things here. I think the scum is concentrated in my list by process of elimination. It contains a lot of players about whom I have yet to form an opinion. You are one of them - if you execute me, you're definitely scum.

However, there is one player on the list who has detached himself from the crowd, and is leading the race.

Greasy Spot.

[DrippingGoofball]

President Skruffs,

Prisoner GreasySpot has been taken to Guatanamo.

Do we have the usual leeway for interrogation techniques?

Yours truly,

General Goofball

[DrippingGoofball]

Mr President, it has come to my attention that the terrorist operating under the nickname of "ZONEACE" is showing signs of increased alarm over seemingly benign interrogation. His voice is shaking at a full octave higher than normal, he wet his pants, his eyes are popping out of their orbits.

Shall I strap him down and fire up the electrodes?

I don't want to make him talk, I want to make him sing.

[DrippingGoofball]

A mole?! In my own cabinet!?
*faint*

It's better to kill an innocent, than to let a traitor live, Mr. President.

[DrippingGoofball]

MEMO

To: President Skruffs
FROM: General Goofball, Head of Intelligence
CLASSIFICATION: TOP SECRET

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Codename KaleiÐoscøpe ought to be commended for his independent thinking. I do believe the man's loyalty to the Administration and its goals to be rock-solid.

I warmly recommend a promotion to 4-star.

Shall I take care the the Greasy Spot and ZONEACE situation? Their confession might lead us to their command center. It can be extracted. We have means. For instance we can force them to eat the Geneva Convention.

[DrippingGoofball]

Interrogating Greasy Spot:

Greasy Spot, you have only made 4 posts in this game so far. Do you think you are supporting the President and his endeavors? Or are you trying to melt into the crowd and evade Presidential attention?

Greasy Spot, you have voted for HackerHuck. Does this have an influence on your lack of Loyalty to President Skruffs?

Greasy Spot, all you have done (and it's very, very little) is to cast aspersions on General Goofball. Do you think that is wise?

Answer these questions immediately, lest we are to wring the neck of your pet rat in front of your horrified eyes.

[DrippingGoofball]

Interrogating ZONEACE:

ZONEACE, is it not true that you have advocated Flameaxe for President? Is there any way we can interpret this as you not being a terrorist? I didn't think so.

ZONEACE, like your possible collaborator Greasy Spot (whose spot we are greasing quite painfully right now in the next cell), you have contributed nothing but trash, and the occasional cheap shot at myself. This is anti-patriotic.

ZONEACE, do you not agree that BM, being the Mod, and thus the God of the game, has transferred his divine authority on our righteous President Skruffs?

ZONEACE, what is "logic?" Think fast, the electrodes are hot.

ZONEACE, you have to be punished for botching the end of Happy Tree Friends. Brace yourself, and think of your country.

[DrippingGoofball]

Mr President?

I think we have found Bin Laden.

[DrippingGoofball]

I think we should look at anyone who didn't vote or who voted for skruffs. To me it seems like those are both "safe" claims for scum.

I'm really not sure and finding it hard to keep up with this game because there seems to be a lot of distraction coming from DGB and not much general conversation. 9 pages seems an awful lot for what is essentially a random vote phase. DGB is drawing way too much attention to herself if she's scum but I guess that's just her meta.

Interrogating Crub:

Crub, are you serious? Let me recap your suggestion. You claim that there are two kinds of players in this game.

Those that voted for Skruffs, and those that didn't. WOW!

Crub, most of us would find this statement self-evident. However, you draw a conclusion from it. That conclusion is that BOTH are safe claims for scum.

Crub, is it possible that you are posting to basically say nothing?

*** begin waterboarding ***

Crub, how do you even know my meta? Oh, read my sig.

====================

MEMO

To: President Skruffs
From: General Goofball
Subject: Prisoner Crub
Classification: TOP SECRET

I think Crub learnt his lesson. He doesn't know anything, but he's eloquent. Let him go, but let's put him on 24/7 surveillance and wiretap.

[DrippingGoofball]

In regards to everyone deciding who I should knock off:

I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.

Mr. President George W. Skruffs.

Who shall I next make nervous? A nervous populace is always much easier to dominate.

[DrippingGoofball]

Interrogating Lowell:

Lowell, when you wrote "Okay sorry, didn't read the rules yet," did you realize that you would be branded as an anti-establishment, anti-politocomilitary complex, anarchist punk?

Lowell, you are a replacement. None of your predecessors' buddies checked their mailbox to see if their mesage was picked up? Answer QUICKLY! Don't overthink!

Lowell, how will the scumbags manipulate to have a scum-king?

***rolling in the head crusher***

[DrippingGoofball]

Scum will know exactly who will be elected king. If they see only one group of 3 has no scum, they'll be able to kill the person being voted for (if they don't want him king and to not "clear" those 3 players) OR, if those 3 are voting for a scum, just let the nomination stand.

Ouch, I accidentally crushed my own head while reading your post.

What groups of 3? We're doing that? Where?

***rolling in the rack***

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, I would like to see you interrogate yourself

***rolling in the watermelon***

[DrippingGoofball]

I really don't base on active versus non active. Kscope or DGB is good. Something about her play just seems off.

Maybe it's the letter/memo format, and the pretending I'm a General??? That's just normal for me.

I'm especially enthralled with a Kscope kill, given the alternative.

[DrippingGoofball]

Why are people suggesting kscope be killed again? Please enlighten me...

Scot, President Skruffs has given us two options. We are to choose between Kscope, and a much funnier, well-loved player, who is fabulous at finding scum, and who we are really going to miss if she's lynched.

If you wish to question the President's wisdom in narrowing down the lynch candidates on the basis of self-reported presidential votes last night, feel free to organize a protest march, break some windows, or even try to be elected for tomorrow. The army will turn a blind eye.

This is, after all, a free country.

[DrippingGoofball]

MEMO

To: President Skruffs
From: General Goofball
Subject: Impending Revolution
Classification: TOP SECRET

--------------------------------------------
Dear President,

An urgent matter has reared its ugly head. I fear we are facing a revolution, led by scotmany12, with intent to portrait KScope as a martyr and a symbol of your government's oppression for years to come. he seems to believe very sincerely that the worhtless troublemaker Scope is innocent, and being framed by authorities.

The riot police are ready to string him up should he dare to organize a protest march before this anti-government sentiment gets out of hand.

Shall we shoot or imprison the revolutionary forces when they manifest in the streets?

Anxiously awaiting your orders,

General Goofball

[DrippingGoofball]

[quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"]I do agree with Greasy Spot though.[/quote]Dear Secretary of Defense Kscope,

I hope you realize that since the President's case against us is total and utter rubbish, the votes are nothing but a crass expression of the hollow politics of personality, which I am bound to win on account of my Nibblermania avatar.

Still, it shakes my faith in the politico-military complex at its core. Shall we go for a drink? I'm definitely up for a lime daiquiri.

[DrippingGoofball]

PRESS RELEASE - universal distribution
===========================

After 42 years of service, General Goofball has resigned from her post in order to run for tonight's presidential elections.

She announced a platform involving promotions for everyone, with titles consisting of a minimum of 5 words, at least one of which 3 syllables long. In accordance to her long-held faith in the power of meritocracy, she has vowed to institute a system whereby trusted advisors will be able to form

ad hoc

advising and study groups.

On the subject of national security, terrorist plots will be rooted out with a clever spy networks based on a complex, top secret system of binary relations worked out by the Central Insanity Agency.

It's the economy, stupid; a DrippingGoofball will be dropping great big bags of money from helicopters.

[DrippingGoofball]

I will move if DGB becomes president.

It's OK, you'll be replaced by an illegal alien that will post twice as much as you, for half the price, and will not cost us a penny in social programs.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB: You are not going to get a "Heckuvajob" award if you actively campaign against me. If you are paying attention you will see that you, and now Ksc0pe, have been dropped to focus on Lowell, who, as far as I can tell, is scum and probably a Rebel.

Regardless, comes night, your term will be up for termination or renewal.

My campaign is only to inform the voters of my platform.

[DrippingGoofball]

well, I will give you this...you make me laugh, when you are not trying to mislynch me, attempting to put together a case, think too hard, be helpful, or do anything you deem "pro-town"....other than that...you are funny.

And there I was, thinking that my putting together a "case" would be #1 on the list of hilarious things I do!

I gather I can count on your vote tonight! Yes I will kiss babies if I have to.

[DrippingGoofball]

well I can say that Iammars isnt getting the vote again...not much out of him as of yet....now if Skruffs can off some scum Day 1...he might get my vote for a second term.

Let me show you a bit of spectacularly paranoid WIFOM.

Is it worth it for Skruffs-scum to bus his buddy Day 1 if it means he'll be voted president over and over again?

Whoa! Mindblowingly WIFOMy isn't it...

[DrippingGoofball]

Interesting gobetween with you two there though.

Hey, politics are politics.

[DrippingGoofball]

[quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"]Then why are you opting I'm still a better lynch if the evidence brought against us is equal. Just because you know your role pm and you do not know mine?[/quote]Yeah, duh. If I had to choose between the two of us, I sure wouldn't self-vote...

The case against you isn't a case at all, but I hold it from sources in the President's office that his focus has shifted on another cell that contains far more sinister suspects. With illegal surveillance we were able to determine that they were adding anti-government slogans to the Wikipedia, a wicked communist website.

[DrippingGoofball]

I still haven't heard anything good from skruffs.

Traitor! Brazen anarchist! You are under arrest!

I'm not supposed to say such things, but this is politics. Why don't you get together with scotmany12? I hear the fellow wants to start a revolution. And by the way I never said what you just heard.

To the geol! Make haste!

[DrippingGoofball]

What??? I'm not president??? You guys are no fun.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB: Who did you think you voted for? Were you told anything last night or the night before?

I voted for Lowell. I wasn't told anything any night.

But really I had the best electoral platform. Pity.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB hasn't said anywhere that she was unable to vote or anything even close to that. Please answer my question. Where did you get the idea that DGB was unable to vote or had her vote stolen?

There was no indication to me that I was unable to vote. I cast my vote, and that was it.

Curious.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB: Who did you think you voted for? Were you told anything last night or the night before?

As this implies, our voting system isn't 100% tamperproof.

wait a minute...what?

It might explain why I was not elected...

[DrippingGoofball]

Iammars, this makes no sense.

You say that you voted for me.

But you chose to roleblock me two nights in row.

Interestingly, there was no nightkill last night.

That could mean a few things.

It could mean that Iammars is scum.
It could mean that some other player has somehow prevented a nightkill. Therefore, this player knows who one scumbag is.

You're going to have to lynch me today. I'm vanilla. I'm dispensable. Once you kill me and know my alignment, one other player will know one scumbag. Maybe that scumbag is Iammars.

It's worth it.

[DrippingGoofball]

I believe you, because earlier on, you mentioned that I should be doc-protected.

The food was terrible, but I do feel safer in protective isolation.

Then... if there was no night-kill, there is a chance that I was the mafia's target. Of course, having been jailed, it could be that I was prevented from making the nightkill. So once again, I strongly recommend that I be today's lynch because it's important that my alignment be known.

If I was the mafia's nightkill, then the question is, what idiot scumteam failed to target me Night 0, but would come to their sense and target me Night 2?

Food for thought...

[DrippingGoofball]

Goofball, what benefit do we gain by you turning up as a dead townie?

You will know my alignment. You need to know my alignment. Why wasn't I killed Night 0? Why was I targeted Night 1? Did Iammars prevent me from nightkilling last night? The town needs a definitive answer to all these questions.

You're probably going to kill a townie today anyway. Make it me.

[DrippingGoofball]

Cogito, thank you for your vote. It's the wise thing to do.

HackerHuck, if you want to kill scum today, Flameaxe is your choice. But you'll get more info by killing me, even though I am a townie.

[DrippingGoofball]

so that is one person who voted for HH?..interesting

What does that mean, CKD?

[DrippingGoofball]

Cogito, thank you for your vote. It's the wise thing to do.

HackerHuck, if you want to kill scum today, Flameaxe is your choice. But you'll get more info by killing me, even though I am a townie.

Care to back that one up?

I've been reading your posts. You don't need to look for scum, you know who the scum is, you are scum. Clear enough?

[DrippingGoofball]

Proof or it didn't happen.

Read your own posts. Show me one that is not anti-town. Just one.

[DrippingGoofball]

^^^
That's why I voted Lowell for President. Though I think HH will do a good job.

[DrippingGoofball]

^^^
That's why I voted Lowell for President. Though I think HH will do a good job.

Wasn't Skruffs leaning on killing Lowell round one. If you were a support of Skruffs why would you vote on one of his suspects?

I was not a "supporter" of Skruffs, I was just a typical political brown-noser. He did ping my scumdar a great deal, I would have never guess he was a mason.

[DrippingGoofball]

armlx is town in this game, I can read him like a book.

[DrippingGoofball]

However, I don't really like the fact that lowell seems to be awfully sure that DGB was the one being killed last night and not the one sending the kill. Really DGB should be high on all scum lists for the simple fact that we don't know exactly what happened last night. We don't know if DGB was the target or was targetting someone.

You can find out for sure after you kill me.

[DrippingGoofball]

Jex: I believe that is standard operating procedure for Scope.

We have to hold him to his own standard. He is doing even less than he usually does? That is the question. If the answer is yes, then he is still executable.

[DrippingGoofball]

I'm very impressed with your analysis, Jordan, we're thinking of promoting you to 4-star.

...protown Jailkeeper seems too antitown to be possibly true, since it apparently blocks voting as well as whatever power the player could have. True, it does protect the player, but I don't think that'd be worth it when it blocks the player

and

tampers with the voting system. I've got my eye of Mars.

Jailkeepers are usually town. I don't mind if Mars jails me. My only night action is my vote, no big loss there. I don't mind losing my vote if it means that Flameaxe or Kscope can't kill me at night.

[DrippingGoofball]

vote: Greasy Spot

[DrippingGoofball]

Still no case on Kuribo, so why all the support?

Kuribo is more useful than Flameaxe in this game. Yes I know it's not saying much, but why didn't the Flameaxe wagon catch fire, the same way the kuribo wagon did? I bet it's because one or the other is scum. We don't know yet if the scum is a bus'ing or protecting crowd. Either way this suggests one scum out of kuribo and Flameaxe.

[DrippingGoofball]

The two posts I have sandwiched are mindblowingly contentless.

[DrippingGoofball]

Vote for DrippingGoofball to make it interesting, lively, fun, maddening, and informative. I have some ideas that'll ensure everyone has a good time.

[DrippingGoofball]

K, looks like I may well be executed today, so I'm going to claim:

I am a Killer Cop, which means that I had the one-off ability to target 1 person at night. If they were scum, I'd have killed them, otherwise they'd have lived, and they'd of course be innocent. On Night 2, Gorgon targeted someone, and they're still alive. I've asked the mod if a Doctor protect would prevent the kill from happening.

If enough people ask, I shall reveal the innocent, but I'm not sure if I should since it'd probs just paint a huge target on their head for the scum.

If it's me you can say it, I'm vanilla, so no big loss if I'm dead.

[DrippingGoofball]

It's not you DGB

Phew because I was bluffing.

[DrippingGoofball]

Deadline in 19 hours time!

This won't happen under President Goofball.

Vote Goofball for president.

I promise a circus in every town, and all scary clowns will be publicly hanged. Lots of fun activities and challenges for the whole family. Also, no time will be wasted.

Vote Goofball. YES WE CAN CAN THE CAN-CAN!

[DrippingGoofball]

I feel like Al Gore.

Yeah, and how do you think I feel???

[DrippingGoofball]

I voted Lowell because he promised a short day, I liked his electoral platform.

[DrippingGoofball]

I voted Lowell because he promised a short day, I liked his electoral platform.

I voted DGB because she promised drama.

I'm dropping millions ins cash from helicopters in your riding right now. Use for pork barrel projects to your heart's content.

[DrippingGoofball]

I am already bored with armlx's presidency. When is his term over?

[DrippingGoofball]

Probably not within the next 10 days, I can tell you that!

Actually, in the interest of full disclosure, I very nearly voted for armlx. He's been the most pro-town in my eyes thusfar. What it came down to, ultimately, was I just thought DGB would be more fun.

You and I should be running mates.

That armlx has no charisma, no vision, no leadership.

We'd be spectacular. We would inspire, motivate, and investigate.

Vote Lowell/DrippingGoofball

Leadership for today
A vision for tomorrow

[DrippingGoofball]

Armlx just kill off any lurker, Lowell and I are going to get the job done tomorrow. Hurry up already. How many hours has it been?

[DrippingGoofball]

I voted Lowell.

I can't go over pres. voting records right now, but after looking over I should be able to divine a good choice. Probably K-scope.

Discuss.

I just read his posts. While I can't find any compelling reason to lynch him, I have nothing to say in his favor.

But I say lynch the scoundrel, if only for being an outspoken member of my opposition. He will not vote for me, I have no use for him.

Shall I prepare the noose or the electric chair?

[DrippingGoofball]

I did forget about CES backing the "flameaxe has to present a case for himself before he isn't guilty" thing. Valid point.

Like the reactions to putting Kscope under the spot light. Kuribo is looking even better then I thought before, and Scope didn't do anything dumb to implicate himself after I said it. Confirms my opinion of Lowell, and also my moderate suspicion of DGB.

Top Suspects (in order):
Kuribo
CES
DGB

Odds are one of these 3 will die today.

You ought to be impeached.

First of all, CES is CES and he's being CES. Make what you want out of it. This is nothing special for him. He may be scum; maybe not - but surely what you have seen is not a scumtell.

Secondly, please explain what kuribo as done TODAY that makes you favor his lynch over the Kscope lynch which you professed to want earlier today.

Thirdly, your about-face concerning Kscope coming up roses for not having done - done what, exactly? - after you asked for his lynch is setting my scumdar on fire.

IMPEACH PRESIDENT ARMLX

The secret police has order to round up all the fools that voted armlx into the presidency rather than myself or Lowell. The charge: crimes against humanity.

If armlx kills a townie today, he should be assumed to be scum and taken care of in the usual manner without delay.

[DrippingGoofball]

Yet kscope is just being kscope.

Could be, but I've played with CES a great deal more than with K-scope.

[DrippingGoofball]

Lowell/Goofball, why are you both in favor of short days at this point in the game?

Armlx is a scum president and he'll kill a townie, he's just wasting our time.

When I am elected president, the day will not so much be short as it will be intense, cover all bases, leave no stoned unturned and wildly amuse the masses.

[DrippingGoofball]

Armlx- I'd like to hear more about what happened with your suspicion of K-scope. The "he didn't defend himself, therefore he's town" [paraphrasing] doesn't sit all that well with me. If that's true, why doesn't it apply to CES too? They have similar behavior in this game, as far as I can tell.

I totally agree with you. The sudden 180, the laying out of the world's weakest trap, the turning around and accusing totally different players suddenly, all of this reeks of scum.

IMPEACH armlx!

[DrippingGoofball]

Notice the difference between DGB's current stance against armlx, and this post of hers earlier:

armlx is town in this game, I can read him like a book.

Why the change in opinion? I find it pretty odd you've only started to really attack armlx when this came up:

It is possible my laptop power cord just blew out. If so, expect me to be on V/LA for a while.

I am aware of what I said. Only fools don't change their minds when contrary evidence presents itself.

[DrippingGoofball]

When she refuses it will only lead to a confirmation of beliefs. On the of chance she doesn't, odds are it will be clearly forced and invalid. On the off off chance it is neither, I will respond to the points in a standard manner and possibly reconsider my opinion of her.

You sound like a character from Alice in Wonderland.

IMPEACH ARMLX

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh and by the way, before armlx does anything rash, like, say, execute me, I will claim.

CLAIM: If I am President, I have the power to execute 3 players, not just the one.

So guys you really have to elect me I'm tired of begging and seeing you electing scumbags like armlx.

[DrippingGoofball]

So in other words, you could single-handedly lose the game for us by taking matters into your own hands?

*won't be voting for you

Are you kidding, I've been scheming in my head for days now about the best ways to out the scum. I've got a whole big multi-step plan. No fooling around. Lots of homework for everyone. There will be consultations. The voice of the people will he heard.

[DrippingGoofball]

Flavor claim please DGB.

Flavor includes "duh" "lol" and "paranoid."

[DrippingGoofball]

Litral's post is actually 100% correct. I completely forgot about the block, and that analysis makes me much more confident in my wishes to kill DGB (don't trust the claim one bit, its basically unconfirmable as she knows we don't really trust her with the power to lynch 1 person, let alone 3)

You have just proven that you are scum.

Here's why.

You say my role is unconfirmable, but it's the opposite, it's one hundred percent confirmable. All I need is to get elected President.

Once confirmed, it's blatantly obvious that no such role would befall scum. This is a town role.

Who would want to kill a very active player that can be relied upon to relentlessly question players in order to find out who is scum, except a scumbag like you armlx?

[DrippingGoofball]

So that leaves kuribo and DGB. I'm leaning the later, though partly because I'm afraid if we don't kill her now she might as scum be able to weasel her way out of this scenario.

Weasel out my way - what? - out of what scenario???

God you are so scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

A scum role? How could this be a scum role? That would be much too powerful in the hands of scum. Three consecutive kills in the hands of the town is detrimental to the scum.

I do think armlx is scum, and I don't care if he's the President, and decides to execute me for it. In fact, I expect him to try really hard to convince everyone that I am a great execution choice, because he knows that if he doesn't execute me today, and I am elected tomorrow, he's very likely to be one of the three that I will execute. Feel free to execute me the day after I am elected if you need to see that I am town.

I've been begging to get elected since Day 1. I would have preferred if you guys took a good old-fashioned hint, and faster too, because there will come a day where it will be too risky to elect me.

I fully intend to carry out the 3 executions following

intense consultation and in line with the wishes of the town, not my own.

We really need to make this happen.

The scum doesn't want us to have 3 executions in one day. It will put them at a serious disadvantage. But the time to do it is now, otherwise it becomes too risky. And earlier the better, so that you have time to lynch me the day after.

[DrippingGoofball]

AT THE MOST, the best option would be to just not protect her tonight.

Are you insane? Just let IamMars jail me again. Oh and it seems that IamMars has gone AWOL...

Mod: Please replace IamMars ASAP

And I totally disagree, having 3 kills is particularly useful. Like I said, I've been scheming in my head about how to best use this ability. It's very important that those 3 executions are the product of a DEMOCRATIC CHOICE. And I want to force people to talk and participate. I have a plan that will ensure fair and even participation across the board. It's going to be the most productive and informative day in the game.

[DrippingGoofball]

Here's an idea.

I want EVERYONE to weigh in on whether my role is town, or if it's scum and I should be executed today.

EVERYONE. And be CLEAR - no wishy washy stuff.

[DrippingGoofball]

...However, if she does actually base her executions on what everyone feels, as in a democracy, then I wouldn't mind that.

I totally will. I want to make sure that everyone is aware that what they say actually COUNTS. Having just one kill, it would be easy for the scum to hide. But with three kills coming, the scum izza gonna squirm.

[DrippingGoofball]

Actually Litral you are wrong.

These are the kills.

7. Machiavellian-Mafia - Townie, shotgunned Night 1
3. 'President' Skruffs - Protown Mason, Modkilled Day 1
14. Crub - Townie, Executed Day 2 by Hackerhuck
4. CuriousKarmaDog - Tracker, bludgeoned Night 3

On Night 1, Iammars, the claimed jailkepper, jailed me. Therefore I couldn't target anyone (I have no night choice so no loss here), but more importantly I couldn't be targeted, especially for the kill. Iammars acted wisely, because I'm nearly always NK'd on Night 0 or Night 1 unless I'm protected, or I have claimed and the scum thinks I may be protected. If I'm not nightkilled I am a night action magnet in any case.

Now I were scum my buddies would be sending the kill - I'm too likely to be tracked, roleblocked, jailed, investigated, the whole works. Iammars (in my case a jailkeeper is as good as a doctor) protected me because it was the obvious thing to do.

The reason why there we no other kills had nothing to do with me. This should be obvious. Either I was targeted and Iammars continued to jail me, or someone successfully roleblocked a scumbag.

BTW I asked that BM replace Iammars, who has vanished. It would be nice to know what his other night choices were.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, honestly, what are the odds that you'll manage to kill not one, not two, but three scum if you're elected President?

What are the chances that the next three presidents we elect will kill not one, not two, but three scum?

The difference is that in between each of these executions, there will be a scum night choice that will 100% hit a townie.

Another difference is that we will have a COLLECTIVE decision instead of having people putzin' about and shootin' the breeze just waiting for the President's axe to fall.

I am very disappointed with you guys. Two reasons.

FIRST is that scum, not townies, would be most worried about the prospect of 3 town executions without intervening NK's.

SECOND is that you are failing the grasp the immense strategic power of having all the players squirming under threat of 3 executions.

And I have a PLAN. I'm not going to wing it. Everyone will be consulted following a precise formula, everyone equal under the law if you will. We will have a voting system where every vote will actually count, and will be acted upon.

[DrippingGoofball]

[quote="KaleiÐoscøpe"]He'll get impatient and hammer the people that offend him.[/quote]If you still haven't noticed, I am a she.

I do not intend to impatiently hammer people that offend me. What a wasted opportunity that would be.

[DrippingGoofball]

My calculations are incorrect? Pray tell how. Unless they are, I am not wrong, you're (much) more than 50% chance scum, and all we have are your words.

Yes, they are incorrect. That number is completely made up and based on incorrect assumptions, such as the chance of my getting targeted (death, protection, blocking, etc) is the same as any other player.

On Night 1, Iammars, the claimed jailkepper, jailed me. Therefore I couldn't target anyone (I have no night choice so no loss here), but more importantly I couldn't be targeted, especially for the kill. Iammars acted wisely, because I'm nearly always NK'd on Night 0 or Night 1 unless I'm protected, or I have claimed and the scum thinks I may be protected. If I'm not nightkilled I am a night action magnet in any case.

This... is not an argument for your innocence in any way whatsoever.

No, but the fact that there was still no night kill later on, while not making me outright innocent in any way, does point away from me, if only because as scum, it would be common sense to let the other members of the scumteam perform the actions. And yet, whoever made the night action for the scum seems to have failed - why? Someone knows something that might point to the guilt of a player, but unfortunately this player isn't talking.

Now I were scum my buddies would be sending the kill - I'm too likely to be tracked, roleblocked, jailed, investigated, the whole works.

If you're scum, they most likely let you send it in during night 2 because you exposed yourself so much people were going to lynch you sooner or later anyway. Page 2, again. This way, if someone tracked or watched you, the scum could definitely get a rolefish, or even multiple ones. The doc will probably be forced to protect, allowing the scum to kill at their disposal for the entire game. Really good deal.

But why, since the most likely night action was for Iammars to jail me again? I hope I'm never scum with you, we'd lose for sure.

It is not obvious. The two possibilities you have suggested are both scarce. First of all, as we all suggested multiple times, if you're not scum, scum has no reason to target you, especially since you've been our favorite lynch for 3 in-game days. Second of all, the possibility of another pro-town roleblocker who actually roleblocked the one who sent in the kill is bizarre. If all other possibilities are scarce, we must admit that the possibility of you being scum sending in the N2 kill is the greatest.

The scum targets me for the kill because I am annoying, regardless of my alignment. Since you are an Alt of some player, you should know.

Uh... our decision is not collective now?

The modkill wasn't a collective decision, and I found yesterday's decision to be rather half-baked.

So, uh, the votes don't count now? Our formula is imprecise? And if you had such an awesome plan... why didn't you help in Day 1 and Day 2?

They have not counted. Read the game. I did try to hint very strongly that I should be elected. That is my most useful purpose.

DGB, what's the name of the role you claim?

I'm a paranoid politician.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, I don't get where this idea you die N1 comes from. Maybe if the vig doesnt want to deal with you all game, but thats it.

Er, I don't know, maybe the last 3 games I signed up for, but never got to play? You think maybe I'd get that impression? And maybe this game, where if Iammars hadn't jailed be, I quite possibly would be dead?

[DrippingGoofball]

Sorry, four games not three. I forgot about Dynamite Stick, another great game I never got to play.

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh, Litral.

Please tells us what your usual alias is.

[DrippingGoofball]

And if you had such an awesome plan... why didn't you help in Day 1 and Day 2?

My plan works because of the 3 kills. With a single kill that is out of my hands, this plan is completely useless.

Vote DrippingGoofball, your President for:

- real democracy

- multiple lynches

- oodles of fun

- tons of action

- no lazy bums

- squirming scum

Hey I think the scum is squirming already.

Let's team up and really get rid of scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

Sextuple post, haha.

Wouldn't you say that the game is already more fun and more informative? I can see that the scum needs a diaper change.

Why is armlx focusing his efforts to come to his obvious foregone conclusion that I'd be scum (helped by Litral, whatever his usual alias is), rather than trying to question people about how they feel about the possibility of having 3 executions tomorrow, or exploit the information to try to out the scum? Seriously. Why isn't armlx trying to use this to find scum?

Er, because... because... could he be scum? We can find out for sure tomorrow.

The game is really going to rock.

[DrippingGoofball]

That was night two, you liar. The night with no kill? Yeah. Nice try though.

Kill please?

EXCUSE ME????

It was BOTH Nights.

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 201#987201

For information: I used my role's ability

both nights

on DGB.

Part or all of my role involves roleblocking. After clarification with the mod, this also involves vote blocking.

[DrippingGoofball]

I made no such assumption. There are two assumptions:

Hahahahhhahhhahhhha. You made the exact assumption I described, only you're paraphrasing.

They didn't know Iammars jailed you by N2. He confessed in D2 which was after N2.

If they tried to kill me, they knew their kill hadn't gone through. At least once. They knew that I'd been either protected, or that they'd been roleblocked. Maybe they had another scumbag send the kill for me and that still didn't work. Ask the scum, they should know.

You're not annoying.

Hahahahhhahhahha

Well, yes, but what I'm trying to say here is that you probably aren't going to do much better.

How would you know how I will perform, if this is your first game?

You're also suspicious for one more reason: Impeaching armlx?

Give me a break, it's a joke, I am not aware of any impeachment mechanism in this game, though it would be super-fun if there was.

First of all, as I explained, DGB is indeed a good choice, because she was being extremely suspicious and would have probably been lynched or vigged anyway.

You are incorrect, since someone saw it fit to PROTECT me, and others have voted for me. Not enough to be president, but I've been voted for.

I don't believe any scum would really target DGB. It just makes no sense.

What do you know about this, if as you claim, this is your first game?

DGB, suggest a way in which the "information" of you claiming paranoid politician can be used to find scum by armlx.

He could demand what I could only ask, which is to force the players to voice their opinion as to who thinks it would be good for the town and why, etc., because as he said himself, the scum is not expected to favor a triple execution. He could force players to say whether they find my scummy and why, etc., instead of just letting people choose to speak out, he can FORCE people to speak out, to make sure that all opinions are recorded for future examination.

Any open pro-town strategy should be shared, because you're going to be carrying out the whole process openly, anyway.

Evidently, but I can't let the scum know about the details, otherwise they are going to plot to foil my plan all night long.

You're going to have to lynch me today. I'm vanilla. I'm dispensable.

LAL?

Duh, I was still hoping to persuade people to vote for me the old fashioned way, and spring up the surprise on the scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

I personally agree with her having the kills if she 100% agrees to do it democratically.

I totally guarantee it. Tomorrow, votes will count, and they will be binding.

[DrippingGoofball]

I think you should keep track of who is in favor of the 3-execution day, and who is against, and then the next day we need to check who has voted, and who hasn't. That's solid info. But you have to make sure that EVERYONE has their opinion recorded. Let no one slip under the radar.

[DrippingGoofball]

More anti:

Kscope: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 87#1025587
Flameaxe: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 47#1025947
scotmany12: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 69#1024869
farside22: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 50#1025250
andersonnw: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 19#1025319
kuribo: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 77#1024777
Litral

More in favor:

Lowell: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 13#1026013
HackerHuck: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 81#1025481
Armlx

DGB (but I cannot vote for myself)

The above is in itself valuable information.

[DrippingGoofball]

UPDATE:

More anti:

Kscope: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 87#1025587
Flameaxe: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 47#1025947
scotmany12: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 69#1024869
andersonnw: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 19#1025319
kuribo: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 77#1024777
Litral

More in favor:

farside22: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 70#1026170
Lowell: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 13#1026013
HackerHuck: http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... 81#1025481
Armlx

DGB (but I cannot vote for myself)

[DrippingGoofball]

I think Literal needs to die now.

Please explain why, thanks.

[DrippingGoofball]

A lot of your antis are from before agreeing to be 100% democratic though.

That's fine, they can be moved to the other column if they change their minds.

Looks to me like Flameaxe is suicidal.

[DrippingGoofball]

A lot of your antis are from before agreeing to be 100% democratic though.

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 17#1025217

For the record, that is the post where I announced the choices would be democratic.

[DrippingGoofball]

I wouldn't jump to the conclusion that Litral is scum, but his reasoning is awful. Worse than mine.

[DrippingGoofball]

Oh Awesome One, direct us to the one true scum then.

First, the animal sacrifices. Then I will speak.

[DrippingGoofball]

The issue with DGB's role is real/lie not scum-aligned truth/town-aligned truth.

Wrong, we must know everything.

We must know who believes, and who doesn't.

We must know whether people think the role is town or scum aligned.

Why are you trying to reduce the flow of information, armlx?

[DrippingGoofball]

There is no way that role could possibly be mafia aligned.

Yes, but to catch scum, sometimes you better leave a trap door wide open to see who falls in.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB - do you know if your kills can take place over the course of the day, or do they need to go down all at once?

The reveals only happen after the third execution. I assume they can be spread out in the day but I'll check with the Mod.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, yesterday after Mars stated he Jailed you, you said you were just a regular townie and you should be lynched for the good of the town. Now today you are claiming a triple Kill as persident. Care to clear that up?

Sure. I wanted it to be a surprise on the scum. Since my campaigning efforts weren't paying off, I had to let it out of the bag.

[DrippingGoofball]

No I mean why were you so content to die with such a pro-town power? That's seems a bit off to me.

I had to bluff indifference.

[DrippingGoofball]

No I mean why were you so content to die with such a pro-town power? That's seems a bit off to me.

I had to bluff indifference.

You realize that play cuts both ways.

Oh yeah.

[DrippingGoofball]

Litral, I like your style.

Are we Alts of each other?

I'll never vote you, NK you, in any game, and if I'm doctor, I will protect you. I'm putting you with the group of players I'd be happy to lose to, Pooky, Korlash, and now Litral.



Keep up the good work!

[DrippingGoofball]

Toaster, you dummy, you're not in this game.

But having said that, I confess I agree with you 100%. Now go back to the New York forum and stop bothering us.

[DrippingGoofball]

@DGB: I aim to please. Glad to see we aren't all so strung up.

Go to the wiki, and read Korlash's page. It's hilarious. The only question I have, is which one of you will be funniest?

[DrippingGoofball]

why is DGB so quiet recently?

I'm not, read Space Monkeys!

[DrippingGoofball]

vote: MafiaPlayer

[DrippingGoofball]

I'd like DGB to respond to my post against her.

I'm looking, I'm looking, I can't find it! Where is it?

[DrippingGoofball]

Good job Oejo, I actually agree with pretty much everything you wrote, especially MafiaPlayer who is pretty much the scummiest player I have ever seen my whole life.

[DrippingGoofball]

At first glance, I thought a role like that would be too risky to fakeclaim, as you'd probs be Pres next day, the town will obv find out you're lying, and you're lynched the next day.

Yeah, no kidding. What a crazy fakeclaim that would be, it's only going to lead to my own lynch.

BUT, I think DGB may well be willing to allow that to happen to sacrifice herself to cripple the town.

If I'm lying, how could a 1:1 cripple the town, since if I were scum, the scumteam lose a body unnecessarily? That would be a hugely bone-headed scum move. Not to mention that the way things are going, a townie president can just as easily kill a townie anyway...

You're going to have to lynch me today. I'm vanilla. I'm dispensable. Once you kill me and know my alignment, one other player will know one scumbag. Maybe that scumbag is Iammars.

I already answered this, I wanted to be elected the old fashioned way, and spring the 3-kill surprise on the scum.

[DrippingGoofball]

Next question is whether or not a 3 kill confirmed town DGB presidency is a pro-town thing or anti-town?

I already said that the choice would be 100% democratic.

So far Skruffs got himself modkilled, HH killed a townie, so give me a break, shafted. At least I am going to make tomorrow COUNT, and all votes will be binding. And I have a plan, a list of drills and questions that I hope will be revealing and help us make proper choices. Also, we should get enough information to make future enlightened choices as well.

[DrippingGoofball]

He's saying he's scum, and he's afraid I'll want to kill him no matter what the people decide tomorrow.

[DrippingGoofball]

Both situations leads to 3 townie executions, so they both benefit scum.

I said all executions will represent the will of the community, scumbag.

[DrippingGoofball]

so you don't trust DGB to perform democratic executions?

You know I couldn't do it any other way. If I screwed up, I'd be stuck with the blame. If the town screw up, you won't be able to blame me, you'll blame yourselves.

So we'll have a real voting system in place and everyone will be consulted, no stone will be left unturned.

[DrippingGoofball]

Some people really don't want the town to pick three executions tomorrow. How many times did I say that the votes will count and be binding?

I wonder why they're so against it.

[DrippingGoofball]

I think shaft.ed should jail me because I'm running for president (okay, that sounds weird).

Er, ME TOO???

And you have just the one kill, while I have three. Why you even suggest that you be protected instead of me is scummy as hell. Who do you think the scum really doesn't want to see president??? Me. The scum might much rather have you being president, that's a no-brainer.

[DrippingGoofball]

I cannot express how much I agree with this. There are plenty of other people that are far more townie than I am. However, you must understand the main motivation behind me running.

I actually thought of a good deal: If kuribo turns up scum, we vote armlx again. Is that fair?

VOTE LITRAL:

ANYTHING BUT DGB'S 3 TOWN-LED EXECUTIONS TOMORROW!!!

I mean, really. You're sounding like desperate scum now, Litral.

[DrippingGoofball]

I think I've sufficiently expressed why I don't want you to be president.

I know you have, and I know the real reason why!

[DrippingGoofball]

You know Litral, we

could

get lucky and string up 3 scum... then you'd lose! I can see why you and your buddies are nervous.

[DrippingGoofball]

You're forgetting the NK's you get for free on either side of the wasted lynches, one on the Night you get elected, and one after. You should reread my post, another town lynch after all the town deaths that have already occured will leave the town with up to 9 dead at Day 6, which will cripple the town, so yes, a guaranteed town lynch at this point is good for the scum, as it will be very difficult for the town to recover from that.

First of all, I'm not getting NK's for free on either side of the lynches, because I am not scum. Secondly, the lynches are not "wasted" as you suggest, because they will be the most productive and revealing lynches that we can have. Why? Again, because EVERY VOTE WILL COUNT, and EVERY VOTE WILL BE BINDING. These will not be wasted lynches. It's much better for us to control who gets killed, and have a view on the player's motive, than have more nightkills.

You're going to have to lynch me today. I'm vanilla. I'm dispensable. Once you kill me and know my alignment, one other player will know one scumbag. Maybe that scumbag is Iammars.

I already answered this, I wanted to be elected the old fashioned way, and spring the 3-kill surprise on the scum.

But how would being lynched, as you said you wanted to happen, get you elected?

I was bluffing indifference. I already answered this. Reading answers to the questions you ask is tech.

Are you afraid, too, Jordan? You want more nightkills and fewer lynches?

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB I didn't recall you being suspicious of Litral before. Did I miss something?

No, I wasn't suspicious, he seemed really town actually, but to want one execution tomorrow instead the three that my power allows, coupled with the fact that these lynches will be totally democratic and binding, is tingling my scumdar.

To try to get himself elected in order to prevent a democratic triple lynch has my scumdar setting off sparks.

[DrippingGoofball]

We being a select few perhaps. I generalize too much.

... my excuse is that it's late. And I shall retire.

Yep.

Did you mean "we" as "we the scum?"

It comes to mind.

=====================

Anyway, what part of democratic don't you understand?

[DrippingGoofball]

To clarify, the reason we do not want you to be president is ostensibly going to be "we don't trust you", whether we're scum or not.

Don't trust me to what, exactly?

The scum has much more to fear than the townies.

They won't be able to hide behind meaningless votes or lurking.
We may get lucky and, in one day, lynch more than one scum.

So when you say, "we don't trust you" - "whether we're scum or not" - you realize that sounds really contrived. When you think about it, a player who may not listen to the players as a whole, is much more frightening to the scum, because they'd have no control whatsoever over 3 whole lynches. I think the scum would be much more afraid of this power in the hands of someone they don't think they can control or influence.

This being said, I reiterate my full commitment to democracy tomorrow.

[DrippingGoofball]

Vote DrippingGoofball!

The bestest and funnest day in the whole wide game.

[DrippingGoofball]

I really don't like DGB's latest "Are you afraid"ing everyone. Sounds really aggressive and kinda scummy to me. I'm going back to my weaseling comment earlier and thinking if I continue to believe we wouldn't just be voting scum into office and letting them keep value on a good lynch (3 townies die between night and lynch, 1 scum dies, its about even value on the trade for the scum).

Hey armlx, if I'm sooooo scum, why didn't kill me? I mean you sound pretty certain I'm scum here.

Yes, I am paranoid.

But say, you wouldn't want to stick your neck out and kill a townie that some players do intend to vote such as myself, so it's better to (1) bus kuribo your buddy or (2) kill kuribo a townie no one will miss, right?

So you kill kuribo, then a mega-parting shot to discourage people from voting me.

Interesting.

[DrippingGoofball]

It's odd to me.

Especially since she's said she'll follow the towns wishes.

I HAVE TO, and I will be happy to.

Don't forget, I have tomorrow all planned out. A series of questions and exercises and fun stuff to get everyone involved in trying to kill up to 3 scumbags in one go.

It will be a fantastic day.

[DrippingGoofball]

This of course only happens if you are town, and not lying about your claim, but clearly you are, as you don't seem willing to actually argue against my case, but simply reiterate your election campaign.

Yeah, your case is void and I've wasted enough time with your same questions.

Are you afraid, too, Jordan? You want more nightkills and fewer lynches?

Yes I am afraid, I'm afraid that you may be elected, which will cripple the town.

Why would three town controlled lynches cripple the town? It's going to cripple the scum, not the town. Especially the way I intend to carry out the day. And no intervening nightkill.

But why would you risk bluffing indifference when you have such an awesome role that could well be lost to the town if HH had called your bluff?

I thought chances were really slim.

[DrippingGoofball]

Bo-o-o-o-o-o-ring.

Who didn't vote for me? The scum, that's who.

Execute me please

[DrippingGoofball]

And why are you asking to be executed AGAIN if you have teh awesome power of triple kill?

I'm furstrated, and bored. Kill me please.

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, I thought scum didn't have a vote with which to not vote you with?

I can't believe the opportunity that this town has passed. It's incredible, really. Please execute me. I will beg all day for my execution. Do it now, why wait?

[DrippingGoofball]

Furstrated?

Whatever. Vote for me, and try to get every to vote for me - like, for a change. I'm today's execution.

[DrippingGoofball]

EBWOP for Typoaxe

Furstrated?

Whatever. Vote for me, and try to get everyONE to vote for me - like, for a change. I'm today's execution.

[DrippingGoofball]

@DGB: Wouldn't helping us find scum be better than campaigning? Would you help us find scum now?

No, and no. We had the potential to make today THE MOST INFORMATIVE day of the game. We failed. We're just going to putz around with pretend votes as usual.

[DrippingGoofball]

I actually think today's best lynch is not HH, because I think I caught some scum.

I'm today's lynch. Yay you caught me. Congrats!

[DrippingGoofball]

...yesterday, when I joined the game, I believed DGB was the correct lynch.

I still am! Maybe armlx's choice was to bus me, or bus kuribo, did you think of that?

[DrippingGoofball]

DGB, if you're not going to play, could you get a replacement then?

No. I'm playing "not playing" - so I'm still playing, but not in the conventional meaning of the word "playing."

[DrippingGoofball]

Is that an admission of guilt?

Totally! Yes! You got me! You are astoundingly clever.

[DrippingGoofball]

I have no patience for vote claim orders, I voted for Lowell. There you go, I went first.

[DrippingGoofball]

[quote="armlx"]Lynching vote count:
HH - armlx, shaft.ed, scotmany12, KaleiÐoscøpe (4)
DGB - shaft.ed, armlx, oEJo (3)[/quote]You guys suck. I'm a far better lynch than HH.

[DrippingGoofball]

Litral makes an excellent case against MP.

Had I been president, we could execute MP, AND two other players. But nooooooooooooo...

[DrippingGoofball]

Bah!

[DrippingGoofball]

shaft.ed, you weren't really a jailer?

I poke your eyeballs.

[DrippingGoofball]

But congrats on executing both the doctor and the cop.

[DrippingGoofball]

Litral you've been much fun to play with. I was considering that you were a Guardian alt at some time...

Did you get your avatar at Wal-Mart?