Mafiastuck (GAME OVER TOWN WINS!)

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What up, playas? Just confirming my role.

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Welp, Strider rolled vanilla townie.

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I appreciate that everybody thinks I'm omniscient enough to know for a fact that he was vanilla town. That's not entirely true. Instead, my role is to turn somebody into a vanilla townie in the confirmation phase by saying, "welp, <name> rolled vanilla townie."

Who else wants turned into a vanilla townie?

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Can you do that to the scum?

Yep.

Anybody that's scum want to be converted to town? I only have one more use of the power left.

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^ Obviously I'd imagine the remaining scum team gets re-rolled when I do this or else that would be mad OP, yo.

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It's like an infinite fractal recursion, a flickering quantum state of both scum and town.

That sounded really smart. Ergo, if dumb = town, you must be scum.

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Has someone been playing Zero's Escape Virtue's Last Reward?

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Not sure how I'm supposed to use my power of converting people into vanilla townies during confirmation phase if we can't talk during confirmation phase.

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Vote: Robocopter87.

Cheery Dog probably scum too.

VOTE: Robocopter87

One scum caught.

^ That was scummy.

And you're a funny man, Paschendale! You think that I seriously was claiming a role where I had to speak in the confirmation phase while the GM specifically told us we can't speak during the confirmation phase? Bravo, bravo! xtopherusD is actually right - it was mostly a joke, but I was also hoping that somebody on the scum team had the IQ of a retarded goldfish. No such luck .

I'm not really seeing the Phil lynch, nor the Vifam lynch. Unfortunately, the lot of you have the advantage of knowing one another and knowing how one another players - I have no such knowledge. From an outside perspective, however, I see nothing wrong with either of these individuals.

Meanwhile, I don't like DeasVail's posts at all. For example:

know who I'll be voting for when the game starts...

He says this as though somebody just said something that makes him want to vote for them. Okay, that's legit - but who? And what did they say?

VOTE: NumberQ

Also, sunman is badman.

And I don't like the rubik guy either.

PEdit: Well that was easy.

What? So the person you wanted to vote for was somebody who hadn't even posted yet?

What really alerted me to DeasVail, though, is his reaction to Pandorica's post 225. I'll be honest, I hate when people ask, "Are you scum?" It's a stupid question. What do you expect them to say? But his reaction is, for one, way too serious - and then he just pointlessly returns the question. Then he's like, "um... I

may

think of something eventually." May? "No! Try not! Do! Or do not! There is no try!"

Anybody wanna provide me with a meta read on this guy?

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Oh, I forgot the most important part:

VOTE: DeadVail

(( That typo was initially an accident, but I decided to leave it. Adds some flavor. ))

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see what you see as "way too serious and pointlessly returning the question" i see as just being nonchalant (which is not why i think he's town it's that i think there's an implicit thought process to his vote that i like. not that i like the vote itself)

So why do you think that he is town?

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No, I mean, can you elaborate? Why do you like somebody randomly voting somebody who he supposedly knew he would vote who hadn't even posted yet? What sort of "thought processes" there seem town?

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I could be fucking some girl dressed as my favorite Japanese cartoon character right now

That Vifam lynch just became legit.

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So I have fallen hopelessly behind and have asked to be replaced. Best of luck to everyone.