Mafia Behind the Maiden (Game over!)

[UberNinja]

nah i'm gonna let scum wifom it up kats

[UberNinja]

idk thinking about voting kat right now

if you were thinking about voting tierce i might have a little more sympathy for your dilemma bro

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kats kill spy w. me please. you can come too un strut ur stuff tell the haters 2 step

I will sheep anyone who talks like this, whether in real life or otherwise


p-edit: sry gamma its da truf bro. dont be a foo

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Its another reason I like toasty, he's willing to poke at DDD and go *here's somebody*, because he honestly believes there might be scum slipping along in that slot. TSH falls in the same category for myself.

Lol seriously? This is the kind of buddy defense that gets used these days?

UNVOTE:
VOTE: TOASTY

LINK DETECTED

KILL MODE ENGAGED

/afk GW2 week-end

This avatar is not the same as UberNinja.

Magua's crap analysis of his wagon is scummy. Its so empty. The townreads area all strong players and singer who is always obvtown when shee's town. Katsuki's vigbait. DDD is scum because he never posts and is easy to call scum.

Not a single shred of indepth analysis, of "this guy and the way he jumped on was scummy as fuck" just lazy scum.

Oversoul is also scum for his "well toasty did stuff when pressured so hes town" because-even for him-that's not something a sentient town being could actually believe.

Unvote:
Vote: MaguaofIllusion

wonder why scum killed this night 1 if neither of them are scum

hmmmmmm

[UberNinja]

UN saying now I will hammer this if you don't properly claim.

p-edit: lol cupcakes are total truth and town tells tho

am I at L-1 even? no

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Vote: Uberninja

weren't you already?

or are you just trying to make my wagon look bigger than it is

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he didn't claim? WHHHOOOAAAAHHH SHIT you caught me in a lie, good job i must be scum

nah, some post he made which i mentally calculated to be "claim" in my quick recap
may or may not actually be a claim. it was at the top of a page though that much i remember

and it looked town as fuck

[UberNinja]

ok i'm at L-3 i guess i'll full claim

i'm ranulf, the king's right hand (of gallia), and i'm a tracker

i tracked duplicity to implosion n1
i tracked spyrex n2 and got a result that said i can't tell anything

i thought day 3 was over and had already sent in my third target
turns out it's still day 3 whaddaya know


now get your votes off me morons

[UberNinja]

so did DDD claim or didn't he?

[UberNinja]

sorry for teh account slip

I'll give you this, DDDP is cunning, but I don't see a shred of malice in those posts. He just went "yep, SpyreX is town, no point in beating this one, carry on"

and mocked MoI in the process--that obv helps my townread

. Feels extremely legit when it comes to town treating townslips by others.

Since when does malice have anything to do with scum? Is it a requisite? Do you really feel he wouldn't ever be mocking as scum?

The whole UN-tunnel feels very strange given your lack of input on the DDDwagonfrenzy.

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS, ALCHEMIST

WHY DO YOU FUCKING LET HER CONVINCE YOU THAT SHE'S TOWN OVER AND OVER

lol just vote her w/me and be done w/it

[UberNinja]

No. Get your nameclaim out of this thread.

why

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i have no idea who the fuck ranulf is why does it matter to me

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i am currently at l-3 btw, and i expect that to go away by the time i come home tonight

if i get hammered you will all have hell to pay. i will hunt down and destroy you all

[UberNinja]

Here's the wincons we know are in the game.

Town - *As a member of the majority, you win when the Daein Resistance has been subdued and one person with this Win Condition still lives.
Scum - *Per Micaiah's plan, you win when one member of your faction is alive and the following roles have been removed from the game.

Your name might be on that list.

oh shit. whoops. i wasn't paying attention.

welp

[UberNinja]

I got the same result on dana. I can't tell anything.

I may be getting blocked, but I don't know. Maybe he's just a non-entity like SpyreX was, maybe not.

Tierce, leave singer the fuck alone or I will disembowel you.

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before I die, Gamma is scum btw

Vote: UberNinja

fuck you all except singer aaaaand nikanor

[UberNinja]

oh wait 1 more thing

if I was blocked, twice: that means tierce and/or glork is/are probably scum

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welp. didn't know dana was town. lol

unvote

tho, cause i feel bad and i keep thinking of the look singer gave me on the beach twice in a row...

i really am town guys, fuck. lol

[UberNinja]

re: targeting dana.... I didn't know / am lazy / wasn't paying attention / forgot / etc.

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If you can all search your hearts and find that one speck of love in your heart for someone who just doesn't give a fuck, then give that shit to me and unvote.

Yes, this is a blatant appeal to emotion. Suck it.
And while you're at it, unvote me because you know it's the right thing to do because I am a town mother fucker and you goddamn well know it.

[UberNinja]

My role PM has green text in it motherfuckers


GREEN

[UberNinja]

aite well.

good luck motherfuckers

[UberNinja]

actually, you guys should draw the day out about 2 or 3 days with me sitting at L-3 or so, and discuss strategy and shit

i don't mind at all, obv, cause i'm town and I want town to win

also look how fuckin glork is now backtracking from UBER IS 100% SCUM, HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN LYNCHED YESTERDAY to "zero fucks given if he flips town"
somebody better lynch that shit before N5 rolls around

has nobody heard the adage that town-glork is never alive past Day 3? what the fuck, are you people all on crack?

you guys have your heads so far up your asses it's almost funny.

as for tierce, she's either scum or she's the dumbest and simultaneously the most self-righteous pretender ever to post on this site
(at least glork is *usually* smart, otherwise he'd be right up there with tierce)

[UberNinja]

actually, never mind, get me town from L-2 or wherever i'm at. i am feeling good about this now and i'm gonna go find me some scum

nobody notices that confirmed town dana thinks i'm town

nobody notices that LLD who was crying for my fucking head on a spit for all of day 1 and day 2 then ALL OF A SUDDEN comes to my rescue on day 3 with her no-result on spyrex as well? clearly she thinks i'm town as well even if she's in denial

it's obvious i'm town you guys. look, i'm pulling a tierce and raging about how obvtown i am and you fucks just aren't listening

WELL, FUCKING LISTEN

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you may not like my style, but you'll damn well not like the green flip and more people dead in the night either, and you won't like losing either if you keep lynching derp lynches like me

even fucking spyrex was a better lynch than me, and notice how fucking tierce keeps buddying him EVEN AFTER HE'S DEAD

what the fuck is that shit anyway. lynch the bejesus out of tierce, please. for my sake. please.

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-- insert another profanity laden post here where i tell you all how stupid you are if you lynch me and how fucking town i am --

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so then you admit you would willfully play against your win condition just because i get under your skin so much

good to know

[UberNinja]

Also, if you suspected Tierce so much, you think you would've tracked her. But nope.

yep. please refer to post 3648...

re: targeting dana.... I didn't know / am lazy / wasn't paying attention / forgot / etc.

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At this point, it's within my wincon's best interest. It has nothing to do with my personal thoughts.

and how is it within your wincon's best interest to lynch town?

[UberNinja]

The faster you die, the easier it becomes to get to actual

scum

lynches

couldn't have said it better myself

so hey, let's lynch town so we can lynch scum guys

[UberNinja]

and I didn't forget about Tierce, and I probably got blocked anyway based on the fucking flavor I got

so what the fuck does it matter who I targeted

[UberNinja]

if anything, that shit incriminates Tierce even more, because SHE thought I was gonna target her

fuck, you are so dense man

[UberNinja]

finally. thank you

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because i was unaware that he was apparently confirmed town

somebody explain this shit to me good. who's fucking confirmed town so i can know not to track them

shit, it's not that hard. somebody make a list. fuck

[UberNinja]

and don't put stupid "glork and tierce are confirmed town" because we all know that's bullshit from the pit of hell

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welp, we know i was blocked/something last night, so that's something at least

who blocks town PRs that suspect them? scum.

[UberNinja]

2+2=lynch Tierce

vote: Tierce

p.s. DDD is town and any wagon on him is terrible

and Oman still needs to be lynched at some point

[UberNinja]

welp.

i'm outta here for a few hours. don't fucking lynch me

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you're a fuckin moron right now glork

be the hero and step outside your goddamn prick of an asshat self for one goddamn second

i swear i want to strangle you

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this time i'm not coming back til i'm home, and i'm not making another post from my phone even if it fucking roars at me

[UberNinja]

I'm back, bitches.

In light of the recent flood of players calling me town (which I appreciate, though it shouldn't be that hard to tell), I'm gonna go do some fucking ISOs and report back in a day or so with my findings.

ph34r me, scumbags. ph34r

[UberNinja]

and

I didn't forget about Tierce

, and I probably got blocked anyway based on the fucking flavor I got

so what the fuck does it matter who I targeted

Now we're talking. Why did you target Dana?

because i was unaware that he was apparently confirmed town

somebody explain this shit to me good. who's fucking confirmed town so i can know not to track them

shit, it's not that hard. somebody make a list. fuck

If you're looking, this is a good example of dodging a question.

hey genius:

Also, if you suspected Tierce so much, you think you would've tracked her. But nope.

yep. please refer to post 3648...

re: targeting dana.... I didn't know / am lazy / wasn't paying attention / forgot / etc.

and this was asked by you, and answered by me.

so suck it, trebek.

suck it long, and suck it hard

There isnt an explanation at all but rather an excuse without assuming Dana was a good target in the first place. Yes, I understand that the context isn't 100% clear, but this and other little things like it have been building up all game into what defines UN's behavior as scummy.

so i'm scummy for all the little subtle things about my play instead of the glaringly obvious things that glork/tierce have been pushing for 2 days

hahahahaahahaha ok

[UberNinja]

...and FYI Tierce I always ignore bullshit cases on me when I'm town.

You'd think that

you

of all people would have figured that shit out by now.

You've mislynched me like 3 or 4 times now. I'm not a fucking spaceship.

[UberNinja]

infinite pro dodges

why did you target everyone you targeted with your ability

dup and spy and dana

not <because i didn't know they were town>, why did you think that they were either
a)scum that would be worth tracking
or
b) good enough tracker targets for whatever other reason

i tracked duplicity because he was scummy
i didn't reveal myself day 2 because, well, he DID kill scum and coulda been a vig like everyone told me and i didn't necessarily agree with:

Spoiler:

So. No blue number reset, and that's probably a vig.

No magical triangular fireworks last night.

Number increased twice from Quil's death to implosion's, then thrice from implosion's to Wyrd's? The hell?

And from the flavor of the kills, I suspect it's very viable that Oversoul was indeed killed, not killed on a timer.

So many delicious delicious flips. Brb dissecting VC formatting.

...why is that probably a vig?

'cause scum didn't kill themselves, and an SK would be off killing the obvtown, not the viable lynches.

Our masonize failed -- our target was "not eligible."

It is possible that the Wyrd kill was an SK, and that the mafia don't have a Nightkill because they kill during the Day.

Lack of reset of the counter makes me expect a kill around 30-32.

VOTE: SpyreX

...why is that probably a vig?

scum rarely shoot themselves.

...why is that probably a vig?

'cause scum didn't kill themselves

scum rarely shoot themselves.

Are we sure there is only one scum team?

prettty sure theres only one scum team.

holding off on voting for a bit.

lo and behold he was a third party killing role, so to the haters, fuck you. i was right.

i tracked spyrex because he was scummy
i revealed myself day 3 only because morons like tierce were tryin to gank meh, etc

if i havent' already mentioned this, i actually sent in a night 3 action (when vi lolclosed the thread mistakenly) to track spyrex again just to see if it was just me that had been blocked or if something really was up w/spyrex

i tracked dana because he is independently scummy and i missed the fact that he's "conftown" duh
i revealed my track target on dana because i have no fucking shame. i coulda made shit up

but no. i'm a fuckin townie and i ain't makin shit up

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p.s. who the fuck was it that said "ike is a crazy big flavor name, there prob won't be any more crazy big flavor names as fake claims" cause i def remember that when whoever flipped tarhalindur was lynched

is my role name a "big name" in flavor? i cba to look it up and plus it's probably a matter of opinion anyway

so that's another reason i'm town, if so

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"Gamma on the other hand..." eh? I like it singer.

@ Glork: you want another target besides Tierce?
It's Gamma and you can bet your fucking knickers on that shit

[UberNinja]

Gut, duh. Fuck you guys.

[UberNinja]

he's absolutely 100% consciously dodging the question intentionally. he's very capable of making up reasoning he's just being a lazy godamn fuck and either thinks he can get away without doing it or is an asshole and would rather bitch about the rest of the game not believing him than actually play to his win condition.

I honestly cannot think of play that would deserve death more than this.

Am I an asshole? Or am I a trolololol even when I am town? You know me bro

[UberNinja]

I'll vote him. I like proving myself right. Plus noone shown a viable alternate, and so twiddling here aint productive. I'd rather see the lot of you calling for his head to drop your jaws tomorrow.

Gamma is a viable fucking alternative

[UberNinja]

GUT that was NEVER EXPRESSED IN-THREAD.
GUT that was reason enough to come after them after supposedly not reading enough to know dana was town.
GUT that is COMPLETE BULLSHIT.

Right, right. Let me unvote right here, you've convinced me you're town--

oh wait.

I don't care about jaw-dropping, Ben. even if he flips town, I want a frigging idiot who flips town with a TRACKER ROLE to learn that you don't do crap on 'gut' in the middle of nowhere without even reading the thread. This dies today. If it flips scum, great. If it flips town, we move on.

will you shut your fucking mouth please

thanks

[UberNinja]

Spyspy wasn't scummy though...

I hate times like this...

Might vote UN just so we can move the fuck on but THIS

Fuck, I just want this game to move.

Vote: Nexus

Oman next, pretty please with a cherry on top.

After he left for Oman wagon but moved back onto Nexus doesn't feel like it comes from scum.

I'd hate to be the one who defended scum though so meh.

Vote: UN

I'm town Kats. Remember all the times you knew knew knew I was town but you voted me anyway?

This is one of those times.

[UberNinja]

I don't want to play in this game anymore.

i dont think anyone does

I do.

[UberNinja]

Ben, even if UN is town, would you trust your chances with him in LyLo?

you'd rather lynch a PR now than have a chance at me making it to LyLo and being scum?

there's 20 fucking players left Glork. Put on your thinking cap and stop being a dum dum

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Well, singer, I give you the hammer.

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This town was lolfail. Especially Tierce.

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ahahahahaha look at Glork sticking up for Tierce

such a cute widdo couple

[UberNinja]

I'm just pushin' buttons, Vi. No need to get too upset.

Tierce and Glork, you guys did ok for the most part. Lynching me was a mistake though, as myself and a lot of people could have told you. Did my play leave a lot to be desired? Hell yeah. Was my lynch stupid? Also hell yeah.

I'm not gonna pretend I can take any high road here when all I've done is troll you for the last day or so I was alive, but god damn, you guys couldn't see that DDD was fucking obvious town? Holy shit! He was complete obvtown after post 2700. What's done is done though.

Good game to LLD. You did what it took and nobody should be getting on your back for your mudslinging. I liked how much advantage you took of the confusion regarding my slot, that was well played. You deserve the win even if all of your team doesn't.

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Oh yeah. Those triple modkills were some bullshit, btw

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600+ posts is no small feat, I'll give you that.