DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[Fate]

Man this dead qt is gonna be an AWESOME read.

I can feel it.

The scum QT is gonna be LAUGHABLE though.

LLD get to decoding that bullshit will ya?

[Fate]

Shut up and die like a good soldier.

[Fate]

Toog, Mina, Hez.

All confirmed town.

We've won this.

Hindu has LOST this

[Fate]

I'll be pissed if I'm ignored and we don't get a day three win because of FATE.

Fuck you attempts at GLORY. Were doing this the RIGHT way, no holes.

But how can you even win today not voting me? Your LAST scumread?

[Fate]

No, fate. I'm not scum, no interaction makes me scum, and LLD voting me at days end should effectively clear me finally. (I'd actually like to go for a day three five scum vanity win as well, but thats beside the point)

unvote

No interaction makes me scum either. Hell LLD RECALLED her Toog nuke because of MY threat.

But ill still sing God Bless America as the nuke is fired my way tomorrow.

Where's your PRIDE.

Vanity COMES BEFORE THE FALL

[Fate]

Watcj and learn as you vote DANA?
LOL

Dana is not the last scum.

Not in a million fucking years.

You arrogant derp

[Fate]

I never said ML was scum, I said he was thr LYNCH today

[Fate]

Well not while I'm alive.

I want to be nuked.

I want that glory, that flavor.

You're not hitting any scum today. Your scumread of me earlier should tell you that much, your dana vote should tell you thhat much MORE

[Fate]

Don't you dare move your vote Hez

[Fate]

You mystery read has been obvious for quite some time

That's what you get for spamming

[Fate]

Night length is always the same. We just have to wait so that LLD dies at night

[Fate]

How bout you vote the fuck out of Ludi?

[Fate]

I still think you're town, Toast.

I have no idea what terror you're referring me in, but don't lump me in with those FAILCAPS till they've good and apologized

[Fate]

I still think you're town, Toast.

If Toasty is town and ML is town, who's the last scum?

Me.

Once again, WELCOME TO FORTY PAGES AGO.

Ffs

[Fate]

After Fire Emblem I'm annoying?

I WAS SCUM you realize yes?

[Fate]

its would be between fate and dana

BUZZ

WRONG FUCKING ANSWER

UNVOTE:
VOTE: TOASTY

[Fate]

EVERYONE IN THE GAME THINKS IM TOWN EXCEPT SCUM

YOURE SO DEAD TOASTY

SO FUCKIN DEAD

[Fate]

TOASTYS CLAIMED SCUM

"don't tell me your obvtown, your mislynch is one of the only ones left I have"

NOT

"I think youre scum fate and heres why"

FUCKIN SCUM

CHEEKY FUCKING SCUM

AND HE NEEDS TO ROPE NOW

I CANT WAIT 24 HOURS

[Fate]

"Everytime Fate calls me cheeky, he's scum"

Ok that's ONE bullet on your LAWL case.

Next?

Even LLD is bussing you now


You guys have all but GIVEN UP LOL

[Fate]

Pooky.

You'll crossnuke IS tomorrow yes?

[Fate]

SCUM HATS LEAN TO THE LEFT




HAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

LEFT LEANING SCUMS

LEFT WING EUROTRASH

HEAHEHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Fate]

Its a shame your reads are so fucking bad Toasty.

You coulda been left alive.

But no.

[Fate]

Bull, Fate. Pooky/IS/Hez is my new Final 3. Yes, I'm serious.

Well you're just setting us up for failure then.

Toog is more town than any of them. Hez is in second, and Gorilla is clearly town.

[Fate]

2 out of what?

You actually THINK ML will flip scum, you think I'm here MANIPULATING everyone-which is true but I just manipulated people into NUKING LLD BEFORE SHE COULD BE ALLOWED TO NUKE TOMORROW (a ploy that YOU fell for mind you)-and your next read up is LOLKILLSU which is bad as well.

And then all you did was whine about how people shoulda FOLLOWED your reads in some other irrelevant game or some shit.

Whatever. Don't get too cocky starfox.

[Fate]

I LIKED YOUR SPUNK IN BEBOP BUT YOUVE STILL A LONG WAY TO GO YET BOY

ANY MISLYNCH THAT DIES BEFORE ME-MARKED FOR DEATH BY THE GREAT SOCIOPATH WEEKS AGO-NEEDS TO RE-EXAMINE THEIR PLAY AND LEARN

[Fate]

2 out of what?

I have gorilla and toog in my final 3, too.

K SO YOU GOT GOOD TOWNREADS.


NOW LOOK AT THE REST, WHO MAKES THE MOST SENSE AS

FINAL

SCUM? NOT "UHHH IDUNNO BOUT THAT GUY" BUT THE LAST SCUM, THE ONE THAT HAS TO LIVE TO A 3P ENDGAME AND WIN.

[Fate]

IS IT DANA?
IS IT ME?
ML?

REALLY?

[Fate]

No Inhim.

DON'T YOU DARE GO BACK TO CLWNSVILLE

[Fate]

Unvote:
Vote: Ludi

I was thinking the same thing.

If you fucks want ToastTown dead so bad just kill him tomorrow.

Have dana do it or some shit

[Fate]

I targeted toog n1 to

verify his counterintelligence claim

N2 I was suspicious of MoI, and thought he might have a scummy power. Turns out it was a nuke.

Verify a claim, in an open set-up?

Wow Toasty.

You seriously deserve this lynch.

And now that I've read the dead qt of Fire Emblem in which you express distaste for me

Unvote:
Vote: Toasty

I'm not shedding one damn tear.

[Fate]

And then what?

Him AND the REAL CI would've both been met with death

All for what?

A surprise nuke?

WOW NICE GAMBITZ

[Fate]

It isnt made up, its just fucking horribad.

He's town, but he needs death.

ML is town, but he needs death.

I am town, but I want death.

WHY IS THIS SHIT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND PEOPLE?

[Fate]

WHEN YOU KILL THE PEOPLE WHO NEED TO DIE THE SCUM FALLS OUT OF THE MIX

SINCE NONE OF US APPARENTLY WANTS TO LYNCH REAL SCUM

[Fate]

Yeah

Toasty, ML, dana

Doesn't really matter

[Fate]

Unvote:
Vote: danakillsu

And who HAS a NUKE for fucks sake!

[Fate]

IF HE WAS EVER CAUGHT USING IT HE ALREADY FUCKING CLAIMED CI

SCUM

WILL NOT

FAKECLAM

A
PR

THIS GAME

NOT THEIR BUDDYS

NOT ONE THEY DONT HAVE

NOT SHIT

YOUR ROLE SUX FOR TOWN ALREADY

USING IT ON SOMEONE CLAIMED ALREADY IS MORE SUCKAGE


NOW DONT TRY TO PULL AHEAD IN THE DERPACE WITH DANA WHEN HES ALREADY FAR OUT IN FRONT FOR FUCKS SAKE

[Fate]

WEll you feel I'm more likely scum TOO

So you're DEF wrong about Toasty.

I don't care anymore

whichever way the wind blows at deadline just fuckin hammer it

[Fate]

[random=1-3][/random

[Fate]

It obviously was a good decision given that people were bitching about how toog may have faked his claim earlier D3. so....yeah.

Tell me why I would have checked his claim as a scum-Fighter (yeah, yeah WIFOM i don't give a shit)

Also, you want to lynch me despite thinking I'm town, yet think I'm dumb for calling you scum?

You're dumb for calling me scum, yes. Whoever was bitching was probably either scum OR dumb, yes.

I'm not calling you scum-Fighter, so that's irrelevant.

[Fate]

dana has been a complete non-factor the entire game, even admitting he wasn't paying attention to it.


I honestly don't care which of dana, ludi, toasty gets rope today. If we are wrong the other 2 die tomorrow anyways. I think the smart play is to lynch Ludi so that we don't have to worry about lynching him tomorrow and can just nuke the remaining suspicions.

Oh yeah

thats why I <3 Panda

Unvote:
Vote: MasterLudi

We CAN"T kill him tomorrow so lets do it today

[Fate]

The last scum is nuking me.

Pooky is nuking LOLMINA

and then whatever

[Fate]

COME ON YOU SONS OF BITCHES YOU WANT TO LIVE FOREVER?

GO OUT THERE AND DIE LIKE REAL MARINES

[Fate]

I RATHER NOT HEAR HIS CRIES AMPLIFIED

THEYRE LOUD ENOUGH FROM INSIDE THE SHELTER

[Fate]

inhim, can I summarise your case with the words 'Fallout Shelter' then? What makes this any more nessesary of a lynch than people whoo have actually been acting scummy?

Fate go self vote then?

HEAHEHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

DEATHS BY NUKES PROVIDE MORE FLAVOR AND GLORY.

YOURE THE COWARD THAT REFUSED THAT TYPE OF DEATH, SO YOU GET EXECUTION.

[Fate]

PARTYYYY TOWN WINNNNNNNNNN GUARANTEEEEEEEEEEEEED


ML IS A PARTY POOPER WHINER

MASTER LUIDI WAS KICKED OUT OF THE PARTY D3. HE WAS A EUROPEAN SYMPATHIZER

LETS

DANCE

DANCE

DANCE

[Fate]

LETS NOT RUIN OUR STREAK OF LYNCHING TRAITOROUS TOWNBAGS

YOU GOTTA DIE BABYYYYYYYY

[Fate]

TONIGHT I WILL LYNCH YOU TONIGHT
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get tomorrow
Let's do it TONIGHT
I will lynch lynch you tonight
Give me everything tonight
For all we know we might not get TO tomorrow
Lets do it TONIGHT

Don’t care what they say
All the games they play
Nothing is enough
Till they handle this lynch (Lets do it tonight)
I want you dead tonight, I want you today
I want you lynched tonight

Grab somebody sexy tell ‘em hey
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight
Give me everything tonight

Put it on my rep baby
I can make you feel right baby
I can’t promise tomorrow
But I promise tonight

Excuse me
But I might drink a little bit more than I should TONIGHT
And I might let you live with us if I could tonight
And I think you should let me cause I look good tonight
And we might not get tomorrow

GRAB SOMEBODY SEXY TELL EM HEY

GIMME EVERYTHING TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GIMME EVERYTHING TONIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GIMME EVERYTHING TONIGHTTTTTTTTT

Reach for the stars
And if you don’t grab em, at least you’re on top of the world
Think about it
Cuz if you slip I’m gonna nuke you down to the world
Put on ‘em ball when they lurk to hell
And it ain’t no SECRET
My granny’s from Europe but I’m an AMERICAN
Tied over money like Seacrest

Nuke it on my tab baby
I can make you feel right baby
I can’t promise TOMORROW
But I promise TONIGHT


Don’t care what they say
All the nukes they fire
Nothing is enough
Till they handle this lynch (Lets do it tonight)
I want you dead tonight, I want you today
I want you lynched tonight

Grab somebody SCUMMY tell ‘em hey
LYNCH YOUR EVERYTHING tonight
LYNCH YOUR EVERYTHING tonight
LYNCH YOUR EVERYTHING tonight
LYNCH THIS GUY TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTTT

[Fate]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

TONIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTT


HAMMER EVERYTHING TONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

AND WE MIGHT NOT GET TOMORROWWW

[Fate]

aww fate's schwasted

LOOK AT THIS GERMAN FUCK

SCHWHAT?

[Fate]

Unvote Vote: Ludi

Where are my other American buddies in the dead thread.

[Fate]

WHO SAID ANYTHJING ABOUT SCUM FLIPZ ?

IM DA LAST SCUM CLEARLY

CLAIMED LONG AGO

[Fate]

damn alCOHOLZ

MAKIN ME CLAIM SCUM WHEN IM TRYIN TO WIN

[Fate]

I WAS DOING SO FUCKIN WELL

DID YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOW FARRRRRRRRR I CAME?>


FROM SCOIO MARKIN ME DFOR DEATH TO THE LATS ONE LEFT

PEOPLE CALLIN ME TOWN LEFT AND RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

AHEAHEHAHHAHAH

OH MAN

JUST GIVE ME ITME AND I CAN EARSE ANY SCUMTELL ANY SLOT HAS EVER MADE ON ME

I CAN CONTROL THE FLOW OF THE WORLD WITH ENOUGH TIME

IM

FUCKING

FATE

[Fate]

WHY DONT I GET A FUCKIN TOWNTELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Fate]

LOL MOAR FAIL FROM TOASTY

WHAT A LAUGHABLE SCUMLIST

LET'S BRING ON THE NUKAGE STRANGER

BTW HINDU NEEDS TO DIE FOR BEING ALIVE

[Fate]

Oh did Pooky and IS die somewhewre? I mustve missed it.

Or your just a laughably bad player and forgot they were possible suspects

[Fate]

Fine, agree to disagree, whatever.

We'll whose SCUMreads were better when the flips happen. Just because we both recognize obvtown as OBVtown doesn't mean anything,

especially since From your point of view I SHOULD be in your obvtown list, hell Toogeloo saw it and he was KILLED. I don't give a fuck what WIFOM you want to spew I wouldn't kill the person who WANTED me in a final 3

its whose SCUMREADS are correct that matters in this game.

[Fate]

Capable of killing my biggest fan?

Sure I COULD in that I had the ability to write is name on a PM and send it to AGM for who to kill, but WHY would I or what MOTIVE or how LIKELY would it be that I would do it as scum?

Exactly.

[Fate]

You're just pissing your pants because of Fire Emblem.

I don't do the "LOLWIFOM" NK bullshit. I kill threats.

Toog was not a threat if I was scum. Hindu was.

[Fate]

lol IS why aren't I nuked yet?

They're eating out of your hands, man, afraid you'll lose all your cred for the Vi bus because you nuked a TOWNIE?

YOU CAN ALWAYS CLAIM: "IT WAS FOR THE GLORRYYYYYYYYY"

COME ON QUIT STALLING

[Fate]

Okay, what I have figured out is that nuking exactly 3 people today would probably be the best strategy. That way, even if all 3 nukes hit town and we lynch wrong, we'll just be at lylo tomorrow. And I'm also most likely NOT nuking Hez, although I might be willing to lynch him. My nuke is going to one of two people today, and what they say today is going to decide which one.

Someone nuke this dumbfuck

[Fate]

LIKE HINDU DERPADERPA WOULD PROTECT ME.

THE FUCK ARE YOU ON CLOWNMAN


SO SCARED THAT EVERY PRECIOUS DAYKILL OF YOURS NEEDS TO GO THROUGH TO HAVE A CHANCE?

HEHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAA

[Fate]

LOL IS THAT WHY YOU DIDNT KILL HIM>?

SO YOU COULD BE THAT SURE YOUR NUKE WOULD GO THROUGH?

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[Fate]

You need more than TWO mislynches to win this.

Dana's a freebie and whoever the fuck that derp nukes is also one

Thats four.

You have three more left to kill after that I think?

Mina, Gorilla, Hez?

How will you manage!?!?

[Fate]

A REAL AMERICAN DOESN'T WAIT

BRING ON THE FIREEEEEEE COMIEEE

[Fate]

HEHAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


NO

NO ACCELERATION.

THERES ONE SCUM LEFT.

NOW I GET TO ENJOY 72 HOURS OF PRIME TIME CONFIRMED TOWN STATUS.

BOW THE FUCK BEFORE ME.

YOU FIRST HINDU. YOU FIRST

[Fate]

Dana does this shit as town because dana is a terrible player.

You're right there with him Toasty so don't even try lol

What happened to me being scummy and WIFOMIng it up huh?

[Fate]

Do I get a vengeance nuke from someone on IS or what?

That'd be pretty sweet. If he flips town nuke Pooky.

if they BOTH flip town just lynch Hindu

[Fate]

There's no way your this delusional clown man, you can't still think I'm scum.

Trying to take people with me? Lolwut?

If I'm scum id have LOST, and just say gg, complain about failbuddies, and suicide.

Now, the statue is MINE if I get you clowns to nuke REAL scum in my dying days

[Fate]

Last time AV was still alive.

But yeah, the egg on your face will be sweeet

[Fate]

Uhhhh

You realize

There's no need to wait.

If we flip anything BUT TOWN your shot is meaningless.

We're flipping town you dumbfuck

[Fate]

I mean seriously that was the dumbest thing I've ever seen uttered.


"I'll wait and see what they flip first, because if they flip scum all my reads would be changed!!"

HURRRRRRRRRRR

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Fate]

I'll be at work when the nuke hits, so I'll spam it up tomorrow probably or something.

Its going to involve me claiming scum, and making shout outs to people and complaining about shit

See ya then

[Fate]

Also, wow, Fate's reads are terrible--not that it matters anymore, regardless of his alignment.

Another thing I'll take with me to the grave to laugh about.

The list of eggs on faces is growing, I might need mroe than a dozen at this point for fucks sake...

So Mina what are YOUR glorious reads?

LAWLZ

And lets all let PookytheMagicalLurker pass till all the obvtownies are dead (Me, Toasty, Hez)

[Fate]

Oh wow look who showed up?

IS/Pooky you guys read from the same playbook or which one of you is mimicijg the other to blend in and americanize?

Don't know don't care.

You both die and I get to show Mina what REAL scumreads are.

Oh, and Pooky had a townread on me or no apparent scumread on me for the ENTIRETY OF YESTERDAY, so id start with his two faced ass.

You all can thank me later.

[Fate]

my glorious american nuclear missiles never miss

dont u worry fate

You've run out of buddies to nuke.

You have to nuke Mina, she's the one you were pretending was scum remember? Lol

U fuked up son

[Fate]

Oh I forgot I was supposed to guess who inhim would nuke for points.

I want the game not brownies.

Now nuke Pooky for fucking Red White Blue justice.
Do it for me. Do it for speedwolves.

[Fate]

IS is 500% confirmed American. There's no two ways about this.

Then nuke Pooky.
Right now.

I want to watch him burn

[Fate]

HAHAHHA EYS YES YES

I KNEW IT SO BADLY

I WAS SSO FUCKING RIGHT

I CALLED THAT SHIT OUT SOOO LONG AGO

YOURE LUCKY AS FUCK IM TOWN HINDU BECAUSE IT WAS TRANSPARENT AS HELL I WAS YOUR MYSTERY READ

[Fate]

I knew you knew you were my town read. That's why I told you to suicide.

you told me NOT to suicide.

I kept forgetting to ask AGM what would happened if I suicided when a nuke on me would have FAILED otherwise

[Fate]

Oh

Whoops

>______>
<______<

YOU GOT ME ALL HAPPY FOR NOTHING

NOW IM GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Oh well, its not like even if you HAD protected me Pookyscum woulda just been like "I got yo back IS" and double nuked me.

Because Pooky is scum.

So scum.

So seriously fucking scum with LLD and scum scum scum,

IF Pooky doesn't die next I get the I TOLD YOU SO, because I am the SOLE PERSON calling his ass as scum right now in this game.

THE ONLY FUCKING ONE.

I get all the credit.

Fuck the dead qt, they already know, and if they dont they are DEAD so their reads dont count for shit.

My read on Pooky is right and its the ONLY ONE that was right

[Fate]

Uhhhh

You realize

There's no need to wait.

If we flip anything BUT TOWN your shot is meaningless.

We're flipping town you dumbfuck

Lol I knooooow there's no NEED to wait. Just more fun and pageantry if I do.


And I thought Toasty was the last scums, hm?

He's not. Lol Toasy is NOT scum

[Fate]

So then what youre saying is useless anyways. Fate is still going to die. Good. Suicide away already so we can continue with the game then.

What part of continue with the game because if I'm scum its OVER can't you get through your retarded skull?

I mean seriously, I slowroll as scum a lot, but once that 24 hour recall period ends anyone that STILL thinks I'm scum needs to go [insert insult here, Im tired of them]

[Fate]

There is no WASTE OF TIME.

Toasty and I are flipping town, PLAY ACCORDINGLY.

For fucks sake.

Inhim nuke Pooky.

What do you want?

What dance do I have to do for you?

Suicide?

Rob me of my nuke flavor?

SERIOUSLY WHAT?

[Fate]

Fuck it.

I am scum.

You win IS.

I don't know HOW youd id it, but you were right. ALL OF THE WHITE KNIGHTS WERE SCUM. Your secret scumtell was flawless-this game anyway- and all the scum played the same way in a manner that you could catch because your playstyle is the antithesis to ours.

And we kept you alive hoping you'd get thrown off, but NOPE.

Fucking too many people had to die first.

SpyreX obvtown, plus killing him SHOULD HAVE CLEARED ME.
Ooba obvcoptown.

Who else did we kill? oh Yeah Toog. Jesus theres only been THREE NIGHTS.

This game is so fucking broken against scum, with EVERYONE AND THEIR MOM A DAYKILLER, LEAKS OUT THE ASS, AND ALL SHITT TONS OF PRS.

That Gamma gambit was STILL not me btw.

LLD came up with some DUMBFUCKING code that I didnt take time to learn or read, so I couldnt even talk with my buddies.

It was just bullshit and a half, and then Gamma claimed scum.

And SOCIO called me out. WHat the FUCK in hell am I supposed to do when Socio LAYS HIS REPUTATION ON THE LINE and calls me scum?

No way I could win.

Even ta hailmary LLD bus, where I called her out EXACTLY as the scumbag she was trying to live another day, didn't buy me ANY cred.

Start building that statue boys, IS is a real American Hero.

I didn't want to be fucking scum in this set-up, AGAIN.

Fucking REck flaking, fucking LOLVi scum, LOLGaMMA, LOLREGFAN

ALl my buddies were fuckign trash and I had no choice but to watch them die.

[Fate]

And I'm a BITTER ASSHOLE as scum, so you fucks are gng to have to wait another 30 hours before you get your lil POSTGAME VICTORY DANCE and all that shit.

Fuck you you american sons of bitches.

Fuck you all to hell

[Fate]

Yeah I had SO MANY PEOPLE FOOLED.

Remember that lsit?

HOLY FUCK did I have so much wool pulled.

But all it takes is ONEFUCK with a daynuke to ruin that.


I KILLED TOOGELLOO FOR FUCKS SAKE

TOOG

MY ONLY SUPPORTER

HOW COULD YOU NUKE ME OVER THAT SHIT

"LOL GLORY"

FUCK THAT

[Fate]

Like I read MD or any of that shit

My scumgame is flawless WITHOUT advice from anyone.

Thats why I don't lose as scum in single scumteam games, ever.

[Fate]

Chosen Ones was a GUARANTEED WIN.

But I got CROSSKILLED.

SK counts as another scumfaction

I was about to get A FUCKING VIG FROM TOWN GODS.

So yeah, that game was a WIN in my eyes, only fucked by a SK and remaining buddies who could not manipulate singer correctly, or HAMMER in time

[Fate]

I kept hinting my mystery read was conftown and I'm pretty sure your scum ass would've either slipped or given himself away through transparency before the nuke landed down. So, if they saw my protect on you, I think it would've been pretty fuckin' obvious whether or not you were scum. You still have over 24 hours before it lands down, right? But, yeah, once I remembered you were Airbase and I couldn't protect you, and IS nuked you, I was pretty sure your ass was gone either way and I can tell you knew that too.

IS, trust my gut. Be the ONE town who listened to me. Remember all my other townreads who were on the lynching or nuking lineup? Yep, ALL of them flipped town. There's got to be something I'm doing right when I get townreads. I'm sure as hell not going to fuck up on the one I went through the most trouble with.

LOL BTW.

There's a REASON the doc didn't die last night

You can't catch FATE SCUMMMMMM

[Fate]

What?

I CLAIMED SCUM

What fucking more do you want?

Now I'm TOWN?

You're fucking dense.

You're RUINING yoru chances at a statue if you back down on your read no me now LOL

[Fate]

I juts realized if Socio hadn't been RB'd we would've lost on DAY TWO.

For fucking fucks sake.

Not even my "oh lol I blocked a kill N1" faked ignorance worked or anything....

Jesus

Give scum some BONUS PRS like the SK next time AGM

[Fate]

I dont trust Fate until he actually suicides and flips. This could be the ultimate troll.

Just let him burn. I'd policy lynch him if he didn't die just because he's given me so much shit this game.

I had to, it was the only way to fool you.

I played fuckin perfect.

I lost because LOL IM GOIN FOR THE TURKEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

BULLSHIT

[Fate]

Nominate IS for Paragon

[Fate]

Look I've been spamming my qt as per usual, agms randolm drop thing is BROKEN this game ffs

[Fate]

You need to stop slobbering all over my leg and take your nuke like a man.

oh wait you're a european.... all you guys can do is party. why dont u spam your QT with some more inane music?

I AM TAKIN GMY NUKE YOU SCUMMY AS FUCK TEDDY BEAR

IF I WASNT THE LAST SCUM I SWEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ID HAVE YOU MISLYNCHED LIKE CHERRY PIE THE WAY YOUVE BEEN DANCIN AROUND THIS THREAD

[Fate]

Nobody nominate the entire town for this game, please. I don't want to be nominated for doing nothing right but being obvtown. Nominations of specific people that aren't me would be much more appropriate.

At least you're self-aware of how much you suck to hell and back.

Hot damn.

Also no one deserves a scummy besides IS, and even THEN he just go lucky the ENTIRE scumteam were all white knights so htat his pet scumtell applied to all of us.

FUCKING

LUCK

THATS ALL

NOT SKILL

[Fate]

I told those fucks to kill IS but they were like "lol fate ui killed him last game"
and I said

"WAHT HE FUCK NO WERE KILLING HIM NK WIFOM BE DAMNED"

then they said

"safihwae sxaxarfehji dadewaoidj"

and I was totes lost

[Fate]

You really didn't.

Mr. EAVESDROPPER

God I couldn't even kill you to freely communicate because you were THAT USELESS>

Not that I had anything to say to my DERPTEAM though but lol

[Fate]

OF ALL THE PEOPLE TO DRAG DOWN WITH ME.....

ONLY A PIECR OF FUCKIN TOAST?

[Fate]

I was just busy and didn have time for my NRMAL Fatescum spam

FUCK YO COINTOSS INHIM

WHY DOES NO ONE FUCKIN BELIEVE THE WOLF CRIER

[Fate]

Defcon 4 will be Saudis and Iran and shit

And ill fuckin REPLACE OUT if scum again.

Fuck that shit

[Fate]

I'm surprised everyone in the dead qt is remainig quiet and not spammin up the thread with postgame talk...

DAT RESPECT AGM

[Fate]

Shotty?

That's fucking low.

You're just butt hurt I fooled you lol

[Fate]

I wonder if heaven will be nice...

Or is it hell?

Or will it matter?

[Fate]

When's the last time you made a geniune post Pooky, one from the heart?

All I see is you forcing your self to talk.

Whose back to you got Pooky? IS' as you hoist his ego up on a flag to victory?


If only Pooky

If only we were on the same team.

The lives we could've changed
The lies we could've spread.

[Fate]

So this is how it all ends, hm?

I fought for what I believed in with everything I had.

I got protection from those that would kill me silently in the dead of the night.

I sat there as those who I fought side by side with, those that believed in me, SpyreX. Ooba. Toog. I watched them all die one by one. Taken from my in a way I couldn't die. I guess I know what its like to be immortal now, and to watch your friends age and die around you?

I listened as those that I looked up to marked me for death, and swore I was evil with their last breath. Do you have any idea what it feels like to see a former teammate look you in the eyes as he's about to die, his visage filled with hate, and call you scum? I can't wipe that image out of my mind.

I can't forget those words, they drove me insane.

But I fought on. People I had been on to since the times of peace died to nukes and my aim turned out to be true. I received no glory for these feats, no badges of honor.

Then came the time where I was on the judgeent stand. Some young hot shot going for a record decided a chance at a statue was worth more than a worn old soldier's life. He danced happily in the streets and got a parade ready as the truly evil ones pulled strings in the background.


And in a fitting twist of fate, that protection which I had chosen for myself ended up stopping the last believer from saving me. My last friend now has to watch me die, powerless to save me.

And as the nuke bears down at me, all I can do is salute and smile.

And say to myself

"This is how it ends, huh? Not with a whimper.... but a"

Bang.

[Fate]

MODOSOKDSS

MODTROLL

YOUUUUUUUU

YOUUUU

<333e333

[Fate]

Mina would've nuked you if she calculated deadlines right

Scumplain moar

[Fate]

^
Who knows

You could be battleshipped, defensive mode, etc. Etc. >_>

[Fate]

ETC

ETC

WHA

ETC

[Fate]

Mina would've nuked you if she calculated deadlines right

Scumplain moar

I would be mad too if I needed modkill+zombieposting to win an inherently imba setup vs a scumteam that basically gave themselves up.


Umadbro? Lolfate.

I'm actually quite happy I caught you when no one else did and you reacted like a deer stuck in caughtlights

[Fate]

WE GOT AIR BASE WTF
You have been securely moved to the Nellis Air Force Base, located in North Las Vegas, Nevada. Armed with the cutting edge in defense technology and home to some of the best pilots in the world, you are safe and secure from anything short of a direct nuclear strike.

LOL YES I FOUND A FLAW IN AGM'S FLAVOR

[Fate]

Not interested in being bothered to press "off" on the intercom, Fate ripped the microphone out of the desk and threw it across the room. He chugged the last of the bottles arranged on his desk and marched into his private stairwell. Thirty seconds later, he was on the rooftop of the

Nellis Air Force Base

, where he had insisted a private landing pad for his VTOL F-35 Lightning II be installed...to the tune of approximately $175 million taxpayer dollars.
Time to teach them a lesson for sticking me way out here on this stupid base, Fate thought. He flipped on the afterburners of his F-35, shot straight into the air, and began to fly directly towards Los Angeles. Amidst the chaos of "FIRE EVERYTHING" below, nobody noticed the crazed Brigadier General's takeoff.

[Fate]

oh wait what the fuck?

I coulda sworn....

<_<

>_>

[Fate]

Scrub that caught the last scum who was dancing so FIRMLY in your blind spot.

WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU CLOWN MAN?

[Fate]

There is no proof

SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE SCUMBAG

[Fate]

STILL NO GLORY

YOU CRAZED HALF-BAKED VETERAN

"5 OF 7 I WAS RIGHT 5 OF 7 HAAAAAAA

HAAAA

*snores*"