DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[SpyreX]

I get home to you beatniks already denying the true power of the button?

Denying the pure bliss and majesty that is total war?

This slight will be remembered. And dealt with accordingly.

In be NUKES IS LIKE LYNCHES LETS VOTE FOR EM

[SpyreX]

Pooky:

I've heard of you while never getting the opportunity to play with you. I've heard good things.

Then you come in here and exceed already high expectations.

<3

[SpyreX]

He's a hero and inspires me to grandiose acts of capitalism.

I'm going to go buy a house on credit cards now afk

[SpyreX]

I was rooting for terrorist too I'll admit it.

I had elaborate questions and plans and whatnot dashed against the rocks.

[SpyreX]

We already lost that battle I think.

Awesomeness requires everyone on board. Boring only requires one boring.

We've many borings.

[SpyreX]

No that cowardly business was not in D2.

Its counterbalance is the Total War which is also being not utilized because god forbid the nukes start flying all awesomelike early.

[SpyreX]

Ohh you know if I have a nuke I'm going to turn lurkers into radioactive craters.

AND IT WILL BE GLORIOUS

Mark my words first chance. First post. Kaboom.

[SpyreX]

The first is

pretty shaky

guaranteed

[SpyreX]

SDC:

I agree with most of your terms.

I would like to add Zhero to the death list.
I want Hez dead before he has a chance to kill Gamma.

I admit hesitance on Magua but only because I didn't see a kink in his IIoA not from some bastion of townosity.

WHERE IS MY SWORD TO POINT TODAY GOOD SIRS

[SpyreX]

Hahahahahahaha

Ohhhhh beautiful.

[SpyreX]

You promise?

Is it a super promise?

Because if ever there was a game that on top of wanting to get to the squishy good bits fast a good ol throwdown always gets the blood rushin.

[SpyreX]

No see the difference is all you've done is make sure you go before those buttons ever get pushed.

Which is easy enough.

[SpyreX]

He WAS?

God.

I want him dead so bad though

[SpyreX]

We cant even vote yet, right?

[SpyreX]

I was trying to decide if that magua business was calculated or not is all.

[SpyreX]

YEA BUT YOU SEE FUN

So now its gotta be done the hard way

[SpyreX]

Look at all the dead people.

THAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED COWARDS.

239 is a beautiful flower.

[SpyreX]

A beautiful ____ (scummy/not scummy/townish/stupid/unicorns) flower?

A rare and beautiful flower that must be crushed under the heel of progress.

(scummy flower)

At least you're town this game so that's good.

I'm willing to give you gorilla and Pooky (and maybe Toasty; he fell someplace) but SpyreX and Magua, no. Magua definitely talked about mechanics but he basically ran the show about it. SpyreX I'm willing to put a hold on; I don't think I've ever actually played with SpyreX-scum, and apparently from the last game I played with him it's not as easy as "lynch if no hyperbole".

I've got plenty of hyperbole here. Sheesh.

I'm mostly havin fun and waiting for my results so we can go ahead and powerbomb Hrez on principle.

I'm also not surprised but miffed at no total war.

BUT the current state of the nation:

Town (THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE):
Mina
SDC
Luigi
Gamma

Probably Town:
Pooky
Ooba
Hindu
Vi (YEA I SAID IT)
LLD

On the fence for real:
Magua
Swift Justice
inHim

Leanin on Dead:
Gorilla

Scum 4 Lyfe:
AV
ToastyToast
Zhero

Is going to be dead before he can nuke this is also non-negotiable:
Hez

If you're not on the above lists that means I didn't remember you being in this game and you should be dead:
Everyone else.

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Also lets stop with the game that shall not be named because I see red all over when I remember you guys lamented me as town town mctown and then lynched Kise.

KISE. Why not just do LLD and put the plastic bag all the way over your head.

[SpyreX]

Dude he's town.

I'm down with it fine.

Gamma is absolutely right though with whats going to happen because of it. So to have that run till endgamelands is going to require SK elimination immediately.

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Magua/LLD are low on that death chain for me but with the addition of Toasty to ACTUAL EUROPEAN JERKWAD I'm down.

I had no impression from Kat which is really weird thus town? GG death block?

GOD EDITS:

Yea the terrorist gets to swoop swoop one ability

[SpyreX]

I was saying Kat isn't leaping from the rafters as scum so town for now and I'm cool with that for the time being.

And, yea, this page should CEMENT SDC being town.

Cement it.

[SpyreX]

Dude its ok because they'll leave me alive to nuke you.

Come on now the T is for teamwork.

And a dead SK will fix all the woes. Its all good from diego to the bay.

[SpyreX]

Carrot versus Stick.

CARROT VERSUS STICK.

[SpyreX]

When one has many words and yet says nothing one is for death.

[SpyreX]

Ohh snap Reg may be town.

Can you back this up? Toasty seems to be one of those perennial players scum like to latch onto in efforts to mislynch.

See sig.

He's for nukin' not for lynchin but seriously now.

[SpyreX]

CAPS LAWKE

Is Ludi scum yes no?

[SpyreX]

Cool then lets not play random yelling interrogation time if thats who you were yelling at.

[SpyreX]

....

You've got potential lad.

Ok Toasty doesn't eat nuclear hot death right away.

[SpyreX]

WHO THE FUCK IS CAPSLAWKE
I BELIEVE WE ARE THE SCREAMING DEATH CLAN YOU TRAITOROUS BITCH
(for right now, no he's not, because Reck just got done playing in a game with him where they were both scum and the play doesn't match up)
((actually you were in that game too and you should see the differences))

Thats not you silly geese.

That's in relation to the silliness on that page.

[SpyreX]

Ohh hey I'll check the site at work.

OHH LOOK WORTHLESS PAGES. WELL PLAYED GENTLEMEN. Who started the chain of "2kewl4airbase"?

Actually, who all pulled the airbase shenanigans, preferably in order? I have a sense about this.

Ooba: Forgot about dana. That is for death.

[SpyreX]

Is that it and 100% accurate?

I thought there was more hiding in there playing teehee.

[SpyreX]

IF I THOUGHT IT WAS ON PURPOSE JESUS H

I meant "that's all of them, and you didn't miss any because I'm not in a position to check at the moment?" not "HAHA BUSTED" my lord this game.

The RC reference Ooba part reaaaly makes me think Ooba-town and RC-scum. BUT, scum being cheeky about this at this juncture I dont know?

[SpyreX]

Vote: Hez

YESSSssss

[SpyreX]

Hey, SpyreX? Gamma? Do you actually think Hez is scum, or are you just policy-wagoning him?

If I had a gun to my head, I'd say... no. He's cheeky. He's not rock solid scum by a margin.

However, in this setup? Hell no. He's not getting the CHANCE to be cheeky.

I've said this before though.
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Toog's town up ins. Thats good.

We need to get to the mass purge - there's a decent chunk of elements I'd like to see live after the radioactive crater comes. Enough that unless we've got super awesome scumlands we've got this pig greased.

[SpyreX]

GOD IN HEAVEN

Hez is going to do bad things. Bad bad things. Yea he's not super awesome techno dance party scum but lord almighty give me this before the doom.

Since lack of posting isn't a scumtell to you, what do you make of Magua saying he'll nuke the person with the lowest postcount?

He's a hero of the highest order.

[SpyreX]

I seriously trust scum to take a less damaging shot than ANY you'd take considering what you've professed thus far.

And that's IF you're town.

[SpyreX]

http://www.mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopi ... 2#p3121742 <--- unless otherwise noted (such as you Toasty) this pretty much stands.

Zhero was a bastard?

[SpyreX]

Why is your behaviour so self-preservationist?

Protip: This didn't start with you saying you were going to nuke me. That was icing on the cake.

Annnd AV's last post gives me pause.

GOD

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AHHH a function of behavior not of actual people. Touche Vi. Touche.

Word

[SpyreX]

IF THIS STARTED NOT AS ME TRYING TO KEEP YOU FROM NUKING ME THEN ITS NOT A MATTER OF SELF PRESERVATION NOW IS IT.

GOD

[SpyreX]

Ahhh the freedom of home.

but

a) I've said that I'd consider nuking you and only you.
b) You aren't even convinced I'm scum (as by your post on the previous page)
and
c) I've clearly calmed down a bit in the past few days and stopped ZOMFG RAGE that started tihs business to begin with.

And you're still voting for me. Quite self-preservationist.

Lets not play coy.

You went IMMA NUKE GAMMA and I said that is ffffff and then you said IMMA NUKE YOU which is even more fffffff.

At this point, in this game, I'm not trusting this ohh I turned a new leaf guyz business ONE bit. So you die.

So yea if you want to call it self preservation sure because I sure as hell dont want to eat it in this game to a junk nuke. But, that's not what started it.

1) Zhero's posts were crap, but Zhero was never under fire. To the best of my knowledge, no one even threatened to nuke him.

*cough*

I would like to add Zhero to the death list.
I want Hez dead before he has a chance to kill Gamma.

So I can assume that you are more confident in your Hez-read. Thank you.

Ohh don't get me wrong. He's got a fair to middlin chance to be scum, but I'm not pushing that as a OMG SCUM BUSTED by any means and I'm frank and forthright about this.

It is for death.

[SpyreX]

You gonna call Vi out on that but I get a free pass considering I wanted Zhero dead from the getout?

I can't even formulate right the not-quite-irony of a list of names in a post complaining about lists.

[SpyreX]

What?? Its magua I even went and checked. 605.

Unless he was quoting you and screwed it up?

[SpyreX]

Ohh yes I know and he's a gentleman and a scholar for it. Having more than one person ready to nuke lurkers makes me warm inside.

[SpyreX]

Its six french names.

I'd hammer in a heartbeat even with my reservations yea thats right.

Sigh I'm really starting to get those itchy feelings ALL OVER

[SpyreX]

To be fair, he didn't list the whole playerlist, which is what he was complaining about.

Also, Spy, were you using the replace-out as a reason to suspect Zhero/IS? 'Cause that's the main reasoning that I get from IS's post.

Gamma is towntowntowntowntown.

Well if we want to be technical neither did I since there was a whole mess of ffffff in that midrange.

I wanted Zhero dead before the replacement as dead weight. IS I kinda bounced around but that lists r bad fer 'merica post was such a caricature of himself that I don't even.

Personally, Hez can eat a nuke, but that's because I don't read him as town, not for cheapass scumhiding reasons.

So close and yet so far.

Maybe its a difference but I'm reading this "Ohh I've turned over a new leaf guys" as bunk. Which to me means worst case scenario I'm stopping a terrible nuke and best case a dead scum.

SPYREX GODDAMMIT.
THAT'S ALL I'LL SAY FOR NOW.

Vi your vote on IS is pretty funny. hooooo boy

SPYREX YOU'RE BELIEVING' THIS SHIT SHE'S SPEWIN?
WHY
WHY
WHY

LETS ARGUE ABOUT THIS LATER I DONT WANT TO BOUNCE BOUNCE UP INS.

The IS vote is ffaahish BUT IS's reply and shenanigans are MORE fffahish come on now work with me.

vote: Lady Lambdadelta

Is there a reason I should not do this? I mean, I'll probably generously offer up an L-1 vote to anyone I don't consider town *coughAVOXcough* and let SpyreX have honors, but I seem to recall some listing LLD as town.

I did and when I think LLD I think "yea, probably town"

But I can't remember why?

[SpyreX]

Pfffth

I think I see what RC was trying to say?

In that sense not a TRAP SPRUNG but if I cant get Hez the AV is scum LEAAAP AWAY would work fine

[SpyreX]

*sigh*

Vi, are they right? Because normally I feel like I've looked into the ark when I see you lay down the smack.

[SpyreX]

The other bits aside I really dont like the AV-scum better start another wagon business.

Most everything else Socio says is truths

[SpyreX]

I understood RC's thought process and, aside from switching votes off someone he thinks is scum, don't find it all that crazy.

When you said TMI I expected a wall of death not a little poke.

[SpyreX]

Ohh dont get me wrong if I can't have Hez I'll go there I was just seeing a whole lot of words surrounding the other parts of what he was saying and those clicked.

I dig. Can I get a TMI on a larger suspect for giggles?

[SpyreX]

Wellll when SDC is yelling for your blood and he's town as all getout I get paranoid and want to quell those feelings and watching you in your element does it.

Actually ML or Pooky would be REALLY interesting for me to see.

[SpyreX]

Psh I have a solid read on Luigi bein town yo that's why I'm interested.

[SpyreX]

I thought you were going to ask me about the people I had scumreads on

Ohh lord have I done confused myself again??

Who do you have scum reads on?

I'll admit my anxiousness for things to happen is starting to make thinking harder and harder

[SpyreX]

Aaaaaarrghh FINE.

Give me a nail and I'll be the hammer.

When Hez does something reaaaly stupid in the near future you will hear my lack of surprise echo across the universe.

[SpyreX]

Need to find out if these two quotes are connected. Are they connected, SpyreX?

Yes they're talkin about that same series of posts that put the fire under this wagon - some of what MoI et all were talking about like they've got hard busted scum walkin I didn't get. However, the A is scum and almost lynched better get that wagon up on B is soo strange I'd drop a hammer for it.

I'm particularly wary of the people who go around toting the "American rage" thing.

It seems genuine coming from some players, but others seem to be trying to use it as a distraction.

Which is why I think there's a scum in Pooky/IS/SDC

And part of why Faraday needs to die.

Pooky and IS I understand, but SDC? Maybe I'm missing it but they've got ye old standard rage versus 'merican rage?

Gamma, what are you expecting Hez to say that would change your mind about anything? (I wouldn't mind a hammer right now.)

SpyreX, is there a reason you have asked several people to give reads on me even though you consider me town? Maybe you've done this for other people as well, but It's happened 2-3 times already for me.

Fun and games and antics aside if I had to pick ONE person to survive a true Armageddon and stand victorious (assuming not me yadda yadda) - it'd be you. That's the kind of gut read I have and when somewhere along the way I get my wires crossed (I thought Vi thought you were scum?) or the like I want to see

why

.

what
You've been pushing HezLucky as a policy lynch AND scum, which is :?ish by itself. Now you're more concerned about HEZZZZZZZNUKER doing something stupid instead of, say, flipping scum?

No no no no.

I'm saying Hez most definitely isn't a town read and thus fair to middling chance of scum. Regardless of that, everything about how this game started makes me feel in my bones that giving him a chance to fire a nuke is going to have severe negative consequences.

Its not (and I'm pretty sure I never said it was) SCUM FOUND. It's culling the chaff that could maybe be scum and then high fives all around.