Best of the Internet Mafia: Over!

[bloojay]

Foolish Mortals! Do you dare invoke the power of the internet?

You then click "yes" in the action box. Are you ready?

It is a fearsome place, the internet. Filled with...Porn! Barney! Suicide! Dancing Badgers! Oh the horrors. And it would seem the "horrors" (not those, that would be far to obvious) have gotten a bit out of hand. You fine, upstanding memebers of the internet community have to stop them.

Still Getting Thousands of Hits Daily

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Bamboomancer
PBuG (replaces Nightfall)
Vismaior

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Fritzler - O RLY Owl (Cop)

- Had his ears blown up and his brains leaked out Night 1

Iammars - Salad Fingers (Cop)

- Had a cross plunged through his heart Night 1

Tamuz - Blue (FBI)

- Shot in the head Night 1

Lostprophet - Bubb Rubb (Townie)

- Lynched Day 1

SpamWise - Subservient Chicken (Pro-Town)

- Flipped Out upon Day 1

Mastermind of Sin - William Hung (I Feel Sorry For You Mafia)

- had his eyes melted out and the rest of himself blown to bits Night 2

Inhim - ytmnd.com (Multi-tasker)

- was chopped to pieces yet the wounds were cauterized Night 2

Macros - Leeroy Jenkins (Suicide Bomber)

- had a dagger cross plunged through his heart triggering his bombs. Killed Night 2

w!nt3r - Cult Recruit

- blown up Night 2

bigbenwd - Tubgirl (OMG WTF Mafia)

- was killed by a super pissed off person. Killed Night 2

DrippingGoofball - Badger (Mason)

- Lynched Day 2

PookyTheMagicalBear - Crazy eBay Scheme (Restricted Doctor)

vomitted himself to death and also had a cross dagger lodged in his heart. Night 3

Commodore Amazing - The Flying Spaghetti Monster (Cult Leader)

laughed himself to death. Night 3

TSAGod - Marguerite Perrin -(SK)

lynched day 3

RolandoftheWhite - Banana Phone (Townie)

modkilled Day 3

Coron - Ellen Feiss (Townie)

modkilled Day 3

Smilax765 - Tai Mai Shu (Townie)

modkilled Day 3

Kain - Farting Preacher (Townie)

modkilled Day 3

armlx - All Your Base Are Belong To US (Townie)

was chopped up and cauterized. - Night 4

ibaesha - Lemon Party (OMG WTF Mafia)

killed herself in the nights confusion - Night 4

mikeburnfire (replaces diggy) - zombo.com (Townie)

Lynched day 4

Thok(replaces PeaceBringer) - Porn (Disruptor-Protown)

vomitted himself to death night 5

Glork(replaces Dranko20) - Crazy Frog (Role blocker)

laughed himself to death night 5

stark (replaces sinister_bunny) - goatse (OMG WTF Mafia)

has been lynched day 5

Sotty7- Xiao Xiao (Body Guard)

- cut up and cautorized Night 6

JechtMurray - Gary Brolsma (I feel sorry for you Mafia)

- lynched day 6

cropcircles - Homestarrunner (Replacement[Replaced Cop])

- chopped up and cauterized Night 7.

Aureal - Video Game Pianist (Townie)

lynched day 7

Cogito Ergo Sum - Ninja Burger (Townie)

cautorized death

Adele (replaces bethelmark) - Star Wars Kid (I feel sorry for you Mafia)

lynched Day 8

Thok II - Badger (Mason)

flipped out on day 9

HeZ - Red (FBI)

lynched day 9

[bloojay]

Rules (stolen from a few people and modified by me)

"Nights" will last around 3 RL days. The deadline will be posted. If you need an extension, just tell me, I might need one someday myself.

"Days" will last as long as they need to. If discussion lags, I will impose a deadline. If discussion picks up, the deadline will be rescinded. Aren't I the nice one???

Votes must be in bold. If you do not bold your vote, it will not be counted. If you are not counted, you do not exist. I'll try and post a vote count every page or so.

Once a player has reached the necessary majority to lynch, the day is over. Unvoting them will not save their life.

No lynches are allowed, they require the same votes as a lynch. Any player who votes no lynch goes home and may not post for the rest of the day unless that player reaches half the majority vote for a lynch.

The game is not to be discussed outside of the thread unless your role specifically states that you may do so. You button your lip, or I button it for you.

Once your death scene has been posted, unless you're not dead, you’re dead. You will be told if you're not dead. Once your dead please DO NOT POST ANYTHING until the game is over. A bah post is acceptable, though.

Don’t edit/delete previously submitted posts. No matter what stupid thing you've done. Why can't you just THINK? I mean, come on!

Don’t quote any PMs or e-mails from me, lest I kill you.

If you have a night choice to make, it is due by the posted deadline. If you miss a deadline, your choice will be made randomly for you. This usually involves you being very unhappy.

If you're going to be gone any amount of time, let everyone know.

The mod is god. Any mistakes such as inaccurate vote counts are obviously YOUR mistake. Please point out your mistakes so I can correct them. And if I ask you to eat play-doh, you say "WHAT COLOR, MOD!". Sacrifices of small woodland animals accepted.

Have fun!

[bloojay]

Still missing some confirms and a LOT of choices. Get those in ASAP, please.

[bloojay]

See above post. Confirm by Friday or else you will be replaced, Send in choices by then or they will be made for you.

[bloojay]

bah, probably should've been a bit more considerate for the holidays.

Either way, i'm going to be gone for the next couple of days, so send any outstanding night choices to Crola by

THIS FRIDAY

and we can start this freakin' game up.

[bloojay]

My REAL First Vote Count:
10 Lostprophet (MoS, ibaesha, Aureal, SpamWise, armlx, TSAGod, cropcircles, W!nt3r, elvis_knits, JechtMurray)
6 JechtMurray (Nightfall, Tyfo, HezLucky, Bamboomancer, inhim, CA)
5 Commodore Amazing (PookyTheMagicalBear, StrykkerVerde, PeaceBringer, Smilax765, Bigbenwd)
2 inHimshallibe (elvis_knits, Lostprophet)
1 TSAGod (Coron)
1 Cropcircles (diggy)
1 W!nt3r (VisMajor)
0 No Lynch

8 Not Voting (bethelmark, dranko, roland, sinister_bunny, nonny, Sotty, Macros)

17 to lynch.

Looking for 2 replacements at the moment, and looking for who to prod

[bloojay]

Well, i guess i need to look for another replacement. lol.

DrippingGoofball replaces Tyfo as of now.

[bloojay]

mikeburnfire replaces diggy, Cogito Ergo Sum replaces StrykkerVerde.

Prods shall go out. Also, bethelmark has requested to be replaced. He's the last one i'm currently looking for.

[bloojay]

Everyone gathers around lostprophet at some point in the day.

LP:You guys won't get anywhere by lynching me. i'm Bubb Rubb.

When suddenly, a voice from the back of the crowd...

CES:Wait just a minute! He'll blow up our eardrums!

REST OF THE TOWN: Hmm, you have a point. LYNCHLYNCHLYNCHLYNCH

All of a sudden, a ninja comes out of nowhere!

NINJA: Why hello there, SpamWise. Such a pleasure to KILL YOU IN YOYR FACE TODAY!!!!!

And the ninja totally flips out and kills SpamWise. It's not all that bad though, because you eat the little chicken-bits that come out of him. Wait...chicken?

And...scene.

Lostprophet, Bubb Rubb (Townie) has been lynched.
SpamWise, Subservient Chicken (Pro-Town) has been flipped out upon.

It's now Night 2, get in your choices by Thursday at midnight please.

[bloojay]

VisMaior pegged it after a couple of guesses. Day, nobody dead.

[bloojay]

PS: apparently, i've bene stripped of my mod powers and can't edit the topic of the thread. so assume it is day, even though it says night.

[bloojay]

Vote Count:
Bamboomancer - 1 (PBuG)
PBuG - 1 (Bamboomancer)

2 to lynch.

Vismaior i would appreciate if you changed the title back as I don't see myself getting them back anytime soon.

[bloojay]

PBuG is surrounded by bamboomancer and vismaior.

"Well, um...dang. I don't think it's me. Go after bamboomancer instead!"

Vismaior says, "Nuh-uh." and slices PBuG in half.

PBuG, Limecat (Townie), Lynched Day 10.

Then, bamboomancer takes off his hood and chants something...

"yo ho ho...yo ho ho...all hail the mighty pasta...RAmen..."

Vismaior looks around, then up to see a mighty pasta being.

"Aw, crap". And he is smote by the pasta.

Vismaior, Real Ultimate Power, killed in endgame.

Pastafarian Cult (Bamboomancer, surviving member) wins!!!!!!1!!!11one!

well played game. i'll post steup in a short while.