PYP 4: New Homes, Same Problems (Day 5)

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Vanilla, again????

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Two things.

One, I agree with Fate, Guderian is scum.

VOTE: Guderian

Two, I really, really, really like fruit. I recall, withholding tears, that receiving a midnight gooseberry was a sentimental and strategic highlight in the last game.

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YES

Yes I am directing the fruit vendor.

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Pomegranate is town!

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If Iaun is scum he's exploiting sliver to direct the lynch away from GUDERIAN.

Yeah, this is scum gunning for the low-hanging fruit (hey, FRUIT, again!!!).

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If Guderian flips scum, we kill Hoopla. How 'bout that.

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There is no weak doc.

The weak doc is scum.

Discuss.

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You know I love a cryptic hint, and nuts.

I'm loathe to abandon the Guderian wagon, though.

*dilemma*

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What's with gandalf and false memories?

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Why are you lurking DGB? I'd have expected you to have more to say. Who else is scum?

My invalid mother-in-law is depressed/not-eating/panicking and while we wait for the anti-depressants to kick in, the whole family has take turns visiting and prepare food that she refuses to eat etc. I'm not lurking, but the depth of my attention will fluctuate.

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I do have a vague recollection of a game I replaced in, was town, and when pressured I unconsciously made up motivations for my predecessor's night actions, as if I made the decisions myself. I do believe there was great skepticism. I might have been lynched, I don't remember. So I can understand this sort of making up of memories.

UNLESS

there is reason to believe that the explanation can pretty much only come from a QT read.

I don't have time to parse the wording, maybe tomorrow morning while my summer tires are being replaced by winter ones...

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Just iso this guy.

VOTE: chkflip

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If Hoopla is scum, her math is tainted. She would get her buddies to choose numbers in a way that she wouldn't inadvertently nail them.

Discuss.

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I know her math is correct, but if she's scum, the numbers picked by scum are probably designed to avoid getting caught by the math.

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Or maybe the scum could have picked numbers independently, without telling each other... I'm not saying they did that necessarily, but if Hoopla is scum, they must have had the forethought to brace themselves against this. Guessing "how" is stepping into WIFOM quicksands.

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Zoom zoom, Greyhound.

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It's funny that he deduces vollkan must be scum, yet puts his vote elsewhere. It's funny that he is not completely sure who is scum in the top numbers, has a guess, then decides he will not support any other bandwagon than the ones he chose. I seriously don't even know why I'm typing this all out, because it's obvious he's just pulling this from his ass, because he feels like this is what is expected of him (it isn't). Is it scummy? Maybe. Although, it looks more like a newbie under pressure trying to figure out what the right thing to say is, and then say it, even if he doesn't get it.

Hush, Guderian is bus'ing the weak member of the scum team. It's the sort of thing we need to encourage.

Let's lynch chkflip and crack this thing wide open.

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@ Elli

chkflip and Guderian are bus'ing each other. We need to show them our appreciation with votes.

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Come on Elli, whatever happened to your oom-pah-pah???

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SERIOUSLY. LYNCH ME AND WATCH AS I LAUGH AT YOUR UTTER STUPIDITY.

You have 2 frikkin votes. You're at lynch-minus-double-digits, for crying out loud. Three players have more votes than you by a

factor

of 2 or even 3.

What's the panic?

^rhetorical question

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Le Cupcake: Town
Benmage: Towm
slowsilver: Towm
inHimshallibe: Towm
Andrius: Lurker Scum

But I'm already voting for scum.

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Not feeling gandalf.

VOTE: Benmage

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I'm not feeling gandalf scum, I think he's the easy mislynch and his wagon is full of opportunistic scum.

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So that means chick and Gud are BOTH bussing Ben as well? All your scum reads sure like bussing eachother dont they.

Absolutely. That's what scum does.

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Blech. I think gandalf is going to flip town. Those so-called tells aren't. But in the interest of getting a lynch,

VOTE: gandalf

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I knew chklip is scum.

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Looks like everyone targeted InHim and found him to be scum. I take hints.

VOTE: InHim

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Yeah, better hurry and make something up.

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UNVOTE: inhim

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Hey, I wasn't keen on the gandalf wagon, either. Mostly because I've done the exact stupid thing he did in the past... as town.

Anyhoo

Do we need a hammer?

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unvote
vote slow

Who wants to play Thor?

Here's all the coaxing I needed!

VOTE: slowsilver

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I've already called a

potential shot, Fate.

I'd like to know Hoopla's opinion.


They pretty much have to roleblock me if they don't want information loose.

^^^ breadcrumb?

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I'm not a roleblocker so I didn't block vollkan.

Also, I didn't receive fruit last night and my feelings are hurt. Hungry, too.

I'm not feeling the Cupcake wagon. But it could be on account of a craving for icing.

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I am VT, I picked even night vig, so llama is lying if he is counter claiming Cupcake since he is lower in the draft order than me.

Why would a townie pick odd or even night vig? I just assumed that this is something the scum might coordinate and have a chance of getting some vig power. The chance of getting this as town, when you know the scum will be trying hard to get it, is rather small, so why even try? And the fact that you only have an action 50% of the nights at best, means that it's not so desirable. Small chances of getting a lame role that's probably in the hands of scum, and pretty lame if you do get it, means xvart is scum.

This wagon is better than Cupcake's

VOTE: xvart

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xvart who do you think is the roleblocker since you aren't and you confirm that Cupcake is indeed most likely an Even night vig?

Wait

I didn't get that bit of info.

UNVOTE:

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OK, so Cupcake claimed even-night vig, and xvart tried for even-night vig and didn't get it? Unless xvart is lying about the role he asked for and lost, Cupcake and xvart aren't scum together.

Hood 7:

Hoopla (10,1)

,

Le Cupcake

(10,6)
Hood 8: Jack (11,1), xvart (11,7)

Well, Cupcake pretty much HAS to be scum. A Jack claim might be good at this point.

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I've already claimed, only, I didn't claim what my original pick was.

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Sounds good.

VOTE: Jack

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God damn it Ellie. Just vote Jack or

xvart

.

QFT

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We have a very nice DGB to thank for that. Thanks DGB!

Whaaaaaaaaat? I picked Jack! Everyone should.

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Once again, I have not received fruit.

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I join this game for the fruit. No other reason.

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

CLAIM: I was going to pick Fruit Vendor, but I was sure that someone would have picked it for the lulz. So I didn't. Gah! I probably would have gotten it and distributed some most welcome nightly nourishment.

Instead I picked Weak Doctor, figuring it was a role that might slip through the cracks. But I didn't get that. I got vanilla. AGAIN.

In PYP5, I'll make sure I let everyone know that I'm to be the Fruit Vendor, dammit. No one else is to pick it. Even if I get 1st draft choice. Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit.

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Hey Prana, why are YOU still alive? Should we trust your reads?

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We just submitted kill on DGB. = =

That's idiotic, but since we're doing so well, and I'm vanilla, it's hardly a big deal.

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I SAID: JACK WAS SCUM.

That's exactly what I said. But people listened!

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Apparently he did claim and I missed it... which means im up

Vanilla to Nieghborizer. Really pissed off I didnt get that role, hell I designed and ran a whole mini theme based on it.

And I've been neighborized! In lieu of getting fruit, I suppose. Beggars can't be choosers.

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I'm content with Andrius/DGB kills

But do you think I'm scum? Make a case against me if you do.

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I'm less sure of Ellibereth, but I'm defering to others' belief of him to be town for now

Why would you do that? Why don't you iso him? I think he's scum. Check your calculations.

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Plus DGb you havent done shit.

Maybe I'm scum? Have you even considered the possibility? You make it sound like a lack a work ethic.

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Sod all this talk, where's the scum QT?

Better that it be kept private.

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You'd be stripping me of every last shred of human dignity I got... have mercy on my wretched soul.