Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

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Re-reading the thread later today.

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You guys are so fast. Time to play catch-up!

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Watch this, Zazie is going to call me scum. Incorrectly.

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This is Saturday, so I won't continue. Got to the end of Day 1, then I got here seeing Animorpherv still alive. Either he is 1-shot immune to lynches, or modfuckery. Continuing Monday.

VOTE: animorpherv

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L-1. Hammer tiem?

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Happy that ani and manho flipped Third Party.

caelum flip lacking.

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Sure. I'll post content. Tomorrow.

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This is very confusing.

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I wanted him to die.

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Modfuckery FTW.

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Talking about modfuckery...

Chill UK, I'm posting content tomorrow. I'm going to be real busy here soon, and I bet when I start re-reading, I'm going to be booted off this computer.

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Wait, I didn't know that was your passion.

*retracts*

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Honestly, I still think it's funny that he shot me with a squirt gun.

The above post might further his humility.

Also, does anyone have any objections with me claiming?

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I have a feeling when I log on tomorrow, I'll be lynched by then.

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I'll re-read the thread after my obligatory walk tomorrow morning. If I'm at L-1, do not hammer without a claim, or I'll grind the hammervoter into sausage the next time we meet.

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Also, SSBF, ZazieR hasn't posted anywhere for 5 days. I think he's going to get replaced soon.

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Starting tomorrow, my lurking days are over. It's about time I get off my lazy ass, and do something for a change.

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8 posts.

First post votes Ani, saying that Ani would most likely get serial killer. +1
Second posts asks ani what his wincon is. Of course he's going to say the town wincon.
Third post. Fluff
Fourth post. Does not give up on Ani's lynch. +2
Fifth post. He was already voting for animorpherv. Comments on election. Most contentful post of all 8. +2
Sixth post. Election thing was modfuckery.
Seventh post. Votes Seraphim. More insight needed. Need to iso Seraphim first before commenting further.
8th post. Fluff.

So, 5 town points. 0 scum points, bringing his town score to 5.

Next up, ZazieR.

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2 posts. -3

First post. I have no response to this, actually.
Second post. Said he's giving posts on the 22nd, which doesn't happen. Also, not supporting an Ani/manho lynch. -5

Town score 0. Scum score -8. Total: -8

Toon Fighter is neutral-leaning town in my eyes.

ZazieR is scum in my eyes.

Toon Fighter isn't lurking hardcore. He's posted, out of 8 posts, 6 contentful posts. Three of them earned him town points.

ZazieR needs to get replaced. Now. Hardcore lurking, plus the fact that he has not posted ANYTHING useful.

With that, I'm going to VOTE: ZazieR

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Who should I ISO next, Andrius? I'll get to it ASAP.

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I'm going to ISO UK next. Please wait a few minutes.

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25 posts. +2

Post 1. Discussion of mechanics. Everyone will say they got town.
Post 2. Getting people to scumhunt. Note that we have not lost a protown player at this point in time, so this post gets town points. +3
Post 3. Mainly fluff. Does have some town qualities in there.
Post 4. Inflated Ego.
Post 5. I really can't tell what this is...
Post 6. Doesn't believe the claim. Inflated Ego.
Post 7. Waiting for an ani-hammer. More inflated ego. (I'm going to start deducting points if this keeps up...)
Post 8. Fluff...
Post 9. Votes ani after the failed lynch. +3
Post 10. I bet the serial killer was scared at this point. Wow.
Post 11. Town post is Town post. +1
Post 12. Votes manho. Manho flipped TP at ani's death. +1
Post 13. Inflated ego. -1
Post 14. Inflated Ego. -1
Post 15. Unvotes.
Post 16. Telling everyone to not vote manho, as its possible he's still at L-1.
Post 17. Admitting to error. +1
Post 18. Agreeing with Twomz.
Post 19. Believes that fake-election brings something bad.
Post 20. Elects Toon Fighter.
Post 21. Inflated Ego. -1
Post 22. Dai Gurren Dan. I keep seeing that. Possible cult, but with the early pro-towniness, this won't fly off the ground.
Post 23. Enjoying the humility on Seraphim, I see.
Post 24. I did retract that point.
Post 25. Accuses Espeonage of being scum. Votes him.

Score: 8. Town.

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1. Did I say I didn't like your attitude? No. Was I trying to imply it? No.

2. No. And yes.

3. Serial Killer = Third Party = Not town = Scum.

Lets see you analyze me.

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1. No I didn't. Matter of fact, your attitude didn't bother me a bit.

2. Probably because it doesn't.

3. For all we know, there's probably a two-three person scumteam. Not to mention a cult. Hell, there could even be a jester for all we fucking know.

Then don't do one.

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1. Just saw way too many of those posts.

2. Good point. Retracted.

3. Just listing possibilities. Retracted.

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Then I'm retracting the minuses. You now have 11-12 points.

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Hey, you made me think otherwise. I'm just trying to play the game.

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Trust me. I hate the scum as much as you do.

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Uh, were you supposed to disclose that...?

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WIFOM, if you ask me.

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I'll do iso of NS in the morning.

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Tch. How about we give them an incentive to post?

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Wow. This is awesome!

UNVOTE: ZazieR
VOTE: Twomz

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Uhh. Ok, then.

UNVOTE: Twomz
VOTE: Toon Fighter

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With 11 alive, it sure takes SIX to lynch, TF...

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Oh. Duh.

TF, if Twomz is said person, he's done tomorrow...

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I wonder too. Maybe everyone picked third-party or scum.

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A town-aligned player, UK.

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If Mafuyu has a double-vote, then TF has been hammered.

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Hmm...

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Ah. So we're just waiting on Kerrigan...

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Was away for the day. Back now.

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I shall.

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WHO
THE
HELL
DO
YOU
THINK

I AM!!!!!!!????

Do you know what happens if someone actually guesses this correctly?

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I think I know the answer....

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I'm waiting to see if UK has any idea if anything superficial happens if someone guesses correctly...

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Seraphim should claim first.

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Don't you mean you all almost lynched me Day 4.

I'm a Jester. I am successful if four oddities happen before my death.

I'll help scumhunt greater, if I'm spared today, and tonight. After all. Town only wins when all anti-town killing factions are dead. I'm no threat to the town. At all.

Seraphim, your turn.

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There's one coming. The other two affected Seraphim. (and me...if you want to count water)

PRE-EDIT: Those were not me.

I just used my third one. Waiting for SK mod.

I have no name. You can tell from my claim what my alignment is. I claimed my role. I'm not sure if I should disclose those. NP?

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Seraphim's "daykill" Seraphim's apparent inability to say "the"

They are not Night Phase. They are rather Day Phase actions.

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Andrius, the only problem I've caused you is my current addiction to the Wii. Wednesday, I'll provide ISOs for you all to implore on!

SSBF's claim is believable.

Espeonage's claim is sorta iffy. Read ani and manho. He's my prime ISO target tomorrow.

Tomorrow, I will devote all time online to this game. My upcoming Mini Theme and life are the only exceptions.

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AGM. I AM DYING OF ANTICIPATION.

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If AGM is this cult role, he'll have to be eliminated.

Although I'm sure you know that by now. lol

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o.o...

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I was already fakedaykilled once.

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Chances are, I'll have either...

1) Left the game and won

0r..

2) Whacked during the night, and lose

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Uh, my third action was that warning.

And I don't fakeclaim if I'm Third-Party.

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Then will the Survivor come forth?

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Then you know what? I guess I might as well not do the ISOs then, if you're set on killing me, Andrius.

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Those two may indeed be the scumbags.

Hmm. I don't think you two would stand a chance against the cult, Andrius.

How about we lynch AGM then you NK one of Sera/Esp?

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Espeonage, if it were just me and town, the game would be over by now...

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I will turn it down. I like my alignment. Not Mafia, Not 3rd Party Killer, and Not Cult.

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And as expected, life held me down.

If I get asked for cult, my answer is most likely yes.

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Vote: Esp

Sorry. Was busy playing my N64! :D

SSBF pro's Andrius while he kills Seraphim.

Doc protects from PGO kills, right?

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Espeonage, you might as well self-vote! :D

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This plan is perfect.

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EBWOP:

Did Esp say Seraphim has the kill?

Esp, is this the mafia kill, or the PGO kill?

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We could lynch Seraphim.

Andrius kills Esp, while you recruit me.

The only way scum can screw us over is if you get smacked tonight, and SSBF can counter that with a protect.

Andrius may end up dead, though...

I dunno what should happen. I'll follow what you all do.

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Then SSBF can protect Andrius.

I get recruited overnight, whether or not I die.

And, with Esp dying overnight, No Lynch to a Victory.

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Also, I am not kill immune.

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FLAW ALERT: I'll be killed by scumtraitors.

Andrius is right. It's the better way to go.

Sorry, Esp. Not this time!

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So Seraphim still has his PGO or not?

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Seraphim, you need to get your ass in here and confirm this.

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So, Esp today, then you kill Seraphim tonight. SSBF's protect goes somewhere depending on if Seraphim's PGO was one-shot. If it is, then SSBF protects me, then we lynch AGM, then, since there will be no kill if Anfrius is dead at the time, I fulfil my wincon Day 8, leaving only town.

If Seraphim's PGO is unlimited-shot, then SSBF protects Andrius as he slays Seraphim. Lynch AGM, no night kill, I fulfil wincon, leaving only town.

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EBWOP: Just got an idea. But it'll have to wait until I get word.

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Does that mean he has no PGO?

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Or...he must be lying about it.

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Hmmm......

Esp hangs. Andrius shoots the shit out of Seraphim, while the doc, SSBF, protects me (since we're making town win)

Then, as I fulfil my wincon, we lynch AGM.

Andrius, does this sound good to you? Town wins anyways.

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I have things to do, so don't expect me to respond right away. Should be back in a half-hour or so.

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Time to dispense with the formalities. First of all, I never had a post restriction. Well, when I couldn't say "the", that was the truth. Espeonage, you suck. You just had to fucking claim scum when you know, all we had to do was secure the no lynch today. I know you've been trying to lie, trying to cover our collective asses but it's not going to work and you fucked over big time.

Second of all, I refuse to buy into any cult plan for a very, very good reason.

I'm a cult recruiter...kinda. I chose Lucifer, Prince of Darkness as my role. I chose Mafia as my alignment. But I was the ONLY mafia at the beginning of the game. So, I can forcibly recruit people. My win condition is to defeat God by having a majority of recruits and beating God. I learned God was AGM at the beginning of the game. God cannot be recruited by me or killed by me but in return, God can't kill me either without "attacking hell itself and suffering my wraith". I took this to mean I was PGO against God.

It's true that I have the "remorselessly terminated" kill. I don't know who did the "shot in the head" kill on N1 unfortunately but it sure as hell wasn't me. On N1 and N2, I recruited MoI and Espeonage, respectively. I decided that some kills needed to be dished out, that two scums would be enough. Now I wish I had recruited Andrius or something. Most abilities are kept during conversion. Espeonage is a rolecop for example but he can't carry out the kill. His initial roleclaim of Patronous was true though his rolename became "Baal" when I recruited him.

Basically, I have one recruit and AGM has zero, zippo. Let's run the cult plan...except we lynch AGM instead of me. I can't win while he's alive. I can recruit everyone to the Mafia except him, then we win.

Then, with this, AGM and everyone else who didn't flip Mafia will lose.

So, no lynch and no kill, while Seraphim recruits Andrius and SSBF, in whichever order he prefers. Whether or not I have to get recruited depends on whether or not the game ends after I fulfil my own personal win condition.

Any objections, other than AGM?

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Unvote

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Why is it impossible?

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If I leave the game, and the game continues, I'm fulfilling my personal win condition tomorrow.

If the game ends with my personal wincon being achieved, then I'm switching factions.

Seraphim.

The word "the" you couldn't use. The fake Daykill, the "warning"

Was. All. Me.

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Just wanted to mess with you for fun. lol

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Seraphim and Esp > AGM already.

Cult's done for. Go with mafia.

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I don't take account into religious beliefs in games.

VOTE: No Lynch for now.

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I'll perform my last humiliation if it doesn't end the game, which I'm waiting for an answer currently.

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No one hammer until I get my answer. If a hammer is reached before then, I might unconsciously either end the game early, which is bad news for the lot of you, or I leave the game, which is good news.

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It might not, but it's SaintKerriganMod.

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Then Seraphim was lying about the "interesting thing" then.

Almaster, God is associated with Heaven. You are the lying one here.

Almaster, when did you attempt to recruit Esp?

And I'm sure Sera meant that you have no allies. Now, beg for your mercy.

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Game does not end when I fulfil my wincon. Proceed with the no lynching.

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You have to be eliminated too, according to him.

You're the one playing damage control.

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I went to sleep. Sorry.

I get RFG'd.

Unvote; Vote: Seraphim

SSBF is to protect me, just in case.

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Mod: You listed ZazieR as alive in your votecount. It should be Esp.

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Not my causings. I already did mine earlier.

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Fake Daykill (Delicious water)

Wait, you can't post "the" anymore...

You're posting [REDACTED] too much, aren't you?

:D

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That's the hammer.

Andrius, you know what to do.

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Kill him, what else?

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Well, does the Day end?

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Andrius will counter that by killing me anyways, but I assume he won't, since he promised me himself that if I vote with him today, which is true reflecting on the last votecount.

Andrius, you go back on your word, then next time we meet, and I have a killing role, you're first.

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EBWOP: SSBF, if you are reading this, protect me tonight, in case Andrius is a double-crosser.

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Yes I can. Please hold.

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So, I leave the game today. AGM falls through the gallows and smacked by a train every appropriate phase. Correct?

Pre-edit: It'll come.

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Owned.

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Then we would've lynched you, after I left the game!

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. STEPHEN GEVANNI WAS A WIN ROLE.

AND I WON AS CULT.

AGM, YOU MAKE ME SO PROUD. TODAY HAS BEEN A WONDERFUL DAY. WE WON HERE, I WON AS CULT, MY GAME FILLED, ESPEONAGE WAS AIBER, AND ESPEONAGE POSTED SCARLETT JOHANSEN.

<3 TO EVERYONE.

And I won with you.

You forgot about that.

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IM NOMINATING THIS GAME FOR MOST ENJOYABLE AS SOON AS THE ROLE PMS ARE POSTED

k

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I bet SSBF will look here tomorrow, and say

"DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!"

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You forgot Day 5 as well. Of course, I was forcibly away from that time.

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So, I guess this was a perfect game for scumhunters.

No townies were lynched. (SSBF was endgamed, so that doesn't count as a lynch)

We lynched either third party, or scum.

Hell, Andrius vigged 3rd party or scum.

So, yes. Perfect game. :D