BabyJ's Wild West Mafia - GAME OVER

SSB! · Post Post #23 (isolation #0) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:34 pm

I'd planned on giving all sj'ers a free pass but the recent pussification of the site has really bothered me. Next thing you know Zippy'll be starting a thread detailing his and Smoo's Gay Pride Day activities. I might have to duel some of ya'll. Also, everybody here feel free to dig up pics of me and use them as your avatar. I'd be honored. Would proboably even give you a free d1 pass.

That outta get the ball rolling. Also, for any of you jackasses that think you might grow a set of balls and challenge the great SSB!....I'll snatch the life right from you then urinate on your corpse for my amusement.

Lastly, a request for the mod, I'd like a Chink slave. At the very least I'll be pistol whipping any Chinks we've got in this here cow town whenever I get bored.

SSB! · Post Post #24 (isolation #1) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:35 pm

Hey Bacade. Yeah you. I think I'll be killing you first.

SSB! · Post Post #25 (isolation #2) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:35 pm

rajrhcpfreak wrote:jsut to let you know, that was my 200 post up there... back to sleep

Nobody cares. Pipe down.

SSB! · Post Post #26 (isolation #3) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 1:44 pm

SSB! · Post Post #43 (isolation #4) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:20 pm

I haven't offended anybody's tender sensibilities?

mafiascum>:sj:

Can this be true?

The hi post was edited. I didn't just say hi like a dumbass.

(Singing) "I fought the mod....aaaand the....mod won, yes I fought the mod...and the...mod won."

SSB! · Post Post #45 (isolation #5) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:40 pm

olio wrote:What is that sj -thingie?

a site where "werewolf"/mafia is played. also referred to as fbg's (footballguys).

weeding through these people would proboably be a good thing.

SSB! · Post Post #48 (isolation #6) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:59 pm

Bacde wrote:
SSB! wrote:Hey Bacade. Yeah you. I think I'll be killing you first.
Bringit. Not to mention my name is Bacde, Jackhole

Nice name pansy. Can I bow a vowel?

My moves are ready. I tend to lead aggressive. Just a heads up.

SSB! · Post Post #49 (isolation #7) » Wed Sep 21, 2005 7:00 pm

buy a vowel. not being to edit for grammar is stupid.

SSB! · Post Post #71 (isolation #8) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 4:52 am

I openly challeng every damn one of you.

SSB! · Post Post #75 (isolation #9) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:24 am

Challenge Zippy

SSB! · Post Post #87 (isolation #10) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 9:06 am

My moves are in.

SSB! · Post Post #109 (isolation #11) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:24 pm

why isn't Zippy dead yet? i need a corpse to piss on.

SSB! · Post Post #110 (isolation #12) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:25 pm

I'm killing Zippy Mr. Brian. Way to try to act tough w/ a challenge that don't have a snowballs chance in hell of happening.

Also, Bacade dies next. Votes for me will not be tolerated.

SSB! · Post Post #111 (isolation #13) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 12:26 pm

Bacde wrote:Yeah, if we could save calling out until we have pretty scummy people it would help. Hell, we could take out 2 confirmed scum by having everyone challenge one of them, and then lynch the other. Just an idea

Either way
Vote: SSB!

For calling me a pansy.

I crap bigger 'n you.

SSB! · Post Post #117 (isolation #14) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:01 pm

Coron wrote:
challenge SSB
Vote: SSB

Scum or not you're being disruptive and I want to play mafia not be an ass.

thnx
-Coron.

Challenge accepted. Looks like you bought Bacade a little time.

Zippy sure is crafty.

SSB! · Post Post #121 (isolation #15) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:11 pm

Coron wrote:
BabyJesus wrote:
SSB (1)
- zippy, Bacde
miscount?

Don't worry pansy. After I shoot Zippy you'll get a shot at me. What kind of priss tries to vote somebody off before getting to his duel?

SSB! · Post Post #124 (isolation #16) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:18 pm

Coron wrote:I want you dead asap, I don't really care how.

glad to see this place has just as many mama's boy cry babies as :sj:

SSB! · Post Post #125 (isolation #17) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 1:19 pm

and I crap a lot bigger 'n you.

SSB! · Post Post #140 (isolation #18) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:34 pm

Accept Bacade's challenge. If the shoot-outs are on the level I won't lose any of them.

SSB! · Post Post #141 (isolation #19) » Thu Sep 22, 2005 5:39 pm

I'm normally against voting when you can just shoot people instead but vote lyin brian for not enforcing the 24 hour rule in the poker tourney.

SSB! · Post Post #152 (isolation #20) » Fri Sep 23, 2005 3:45 am

LyingBrian wrote:
vote: SSB!
for [shamelessly plugging] my poker tourney in another thread...

btw, check again!

good deal. i'm not bolding any of my stuff so there's a good chance it won't get counted anyway. the vote did what i wanted it to do (got that hand folded and moved things along).

SSB! · Post Post #155 (isolation #21) » Fri Sep 23, 2005 8:14 am

vote shotclock. accept all challenges and openly challenge the entire village, particularly the wolf-pack to challenge me. lets see how many i can win in a row tommorrow. wish i could reverse the order of duels. the first one concerns me. i'm not sure if my gun will have any bullets for that fight.

SSB! · Post Post #161 (isolation #22) » Fri Sep 23, 2005 1:30 pm

armlx wrote:Hmmm, lets do some odds.

25% LyingBrian dies before I face him.
75% Chance he faces me.

37.5% Chance I win
37.5% Chance he wins

Chances I live:
62.5%

Chances I dies:
37.5%

I'll accept
. Over 60% seems fine with me. To be fricking honest, half the damn town has been struck dumb. I'm suspicious of anyone who challenges multiple times. I'm willing to bet scum could challenge a lot and force their targets into a decision over Accept and maybe die (free kill) or lose voting rights (semi-free kill).

Vote SSB!

FOS Lying Brian and Zippy

you realize i've virtually guaranteed myself to die on d2. i've accepted like 4 challenges. why don't you fuckers just vote for some random speedbump and let me duel people until i get shot tommorrow?

SSB! · Post Post #163 (isolation #23) » Fri Sep 23, 2005 4:17 pm

armlx wrote:Well, how about you don't kill a bunch of random people in the process if we lynch you?

bah. i've got a better read on the wolves than any member of the town. i can guaran-damn-tee that.

SSB! · Post Post #172 (isolation #24) » Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:09 am

inHimshallibe wrote:I give SSB! the benefit of a doubt, as well as the rest of fbg. Let's not make this some big war, and just find the wolfscum.

If roland doesn't post soon, I suggest a speedlynch.

:thumbup:

still too many scummers for a speedlynch to happen, but it's a good thought. as is i don't care. was proboably gonna do the town some good this game, but if they don't want the help lynch away.

SSB! · Post Post #193 (isolation #25) » Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:05 pm

Challenge Sebastian Janikowsi.

Nice games this week commish/mod and Zippy. Should have put a bet down on putting up the top score this week, BabyD. A lot of people in Malice's division/conference are gonna be happy w/ Zippy.

SSB! · Post Post #198 (isolation #26) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 2:46 am

armlx wrote:I still don't see much merit on the start of the CA wagon, but I guess its gone far enough to be suspicious. I'll wait for him to chime in to see what I think.

SSB! is making no sense either.

challenge armlx.

SSB! · Post Post #201 (isolation #27) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:06 am

unvoting is un-neccesary. i'm suprised the mod doesn't bring out his sniper rifle to put an end to this practice.

SSB! · Post Post #202 (isolation #28) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:06 am

unvoting is un-neccesary. i'm suprised the mod doesn't bring out his sniper rifle to put an end to this practice.

SSB! · Post Post #203 (isolation #29) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:09 am

also, why can't you edit or delete your posts around here? i'm sure it's meant to prevent cheating, but if people want to cheat it's not like they can't anyway.

SSB! · Post Post #207 (isolation #30) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:37 am

BabyJesus wrote:
SSB! wrote:also, why can't you edit or delete your posts around here? i'm sure it's meant to prevent cheating, but if people want to cheat it's not like they can't anyway.
Hi SSB,
Gotta make sure people don't change what they said - if someone puts something out there, it stays. No holy craps here, guy.
Thanks!

B

Challenge Joe B.

SSB! · Post Post #210 (isolation #31) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:34 am

Commodore Amazing wrote:
LyingBrian wrote:oh well, we won't know until somebody gets lynched. i say we lynch CA anyway, just to progress the game, get people dead w/ all the challenges, and see where we stand.

vote: Commodore Amazing
vote: LyingBrian

Don't sound too eager to get people killed or anything.

Challenge Commodore Amazing. Going against the spirit of the game.

SSB! · Post Post #212 (isolation #32) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:52 am

I'm getting ready to role claim. The pace of this is inexcusable for a BabyD/:sj: run game. Focking lynch somebody. Angel protect me. I'm killing some wolves tommorrow.

SSB! · Post Post #223 (isolation #33) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:59 pm

BabyJesus wrote:
SSB! wrote:I'm getting ready to role claim. The pace of this is inexcusable for a BabyD/:sj: run game. Focking lynch somebody. Angel protect me. I'm killing some wolves tommorrow.

Yet to vote:
SSB
, PooFlinger, , StrykkerVerde, Dranko, , King Enigma, mlaker, , Enigma, Nanook

i don't vote until i can be the hammer if at all. you know that.

SSB! · Post Post #225 (isolation #34) » Mon Sep 26, 2005 4:19 pm

rajrhcpfreak wrote:why dont you help the Commodore Amazing banwagon. at least we will be getting closer to a lynch.

i'll be the final vote on him. just get him to 1 away and you can consider him (or anybody) lynched :thumbup:

SSB! · Post Post #233 (isolation #35) » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:08 am

VisMaior wrote: SSBs unwillingness to vote unless it is the last might be some sort of restriction. Is it so, SSB?

nah. good thinking though. i doubt if babyd put in any roles he didn't spell out in the rules.

SSB! · Post Post #237 (isolation #36) » Tue Sep 27, 2005 6:37 am

I challenge; Bacde, Coron, armlx, roland !!!

Think there were some more I wanted to call out for being nancy's or for running off at the mouth but don't feel like looking them up. Maybe they'll grow a pair and challenge me.

I vote Commodore Amazing

Somebody else can do the honors. I'll settle for being lucky number 13.

SSB! · Post Post #244 (isolation #37) » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:17 am

rajrhcpfreak wrote:
rajrhcpfreak wrote:i would like to caution anyone else who is going to challenge.
i hate to do this.. since i said that above.

but im going to grow a pair and challenge SSB!

what is the % that i have winning?

I accept!

Lots of urinating on corpses for me tommorrow. Hopefully I got lucky and called out a few wolves as well.

SSB! · Post Post #245 (isolation #38) » Tue Sep 27, 2005 8:18 am

Coron wrote:heh, everyone that's voting for him... I hope he dies very soon.

I'd want the guy that's going to put a bullet in my head and piss on my corpse to die soon too. The angel role will be protecting me so gl to you and your pack if you target me.

Dumbass.

SSB! · Post Post #263 (isolation #39) » Tue Sep 27, 2005 1:52 pm

Dranko20 wrote:
Call Out: Roland

Bitch.

that's what I like to see.

SSB! · Post Post #269 (isolation #40) » Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:06 pm

BabyJesus wrote:
rajrhcpfreak wrote:what happened to rajrhcpfreak vs SSB! ?
I don't count nighttime challenges, guy.

I'm gay.

SSB! · Post Post #274 (isolation #41) » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:54 am

Challenge BabyD.

SSB! · Post Post #275 (isolation #42) » Wed Sep 28, 2005 3:54 am

rajrhcpfreak wrote:at least the medic wont be safing SSB!

are you one of the poor fucks I'll be killing tommorrow?

SSB! · Post Post #283 (isolation #43) » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:48 am

rajrhcpfreak wrote:
SSB! wrote:
rajrhcpfreak wrote:at least the medic wont be saving SSB!
are you one of the poor fucks I'll be killing tommorrow?
nope, youll be dead.

are you a wolf or something?

SSB! · Post Post #284 (isolation #44) » Wed Sep 28, 2005 5:50 am

BabyJesus wrote:
SSB! wrote:Challenge BabyD.
I accept. PM me your moves pls.

Moves sent.

SSB! · Post Post #293 (isolation #45) » Wed Sep 28, 2005 12:05 pm

SSB! wrote:
BabyJesus wrote:
SSB! wrote:Challenge BabyD.
I accept. PM me your moves pls.
Moves sent.

Update.

SSB! shoots himself while masturbating to Diana Taurasi. Thanks for playin' folks.

SSB! · Post Post #297 (isolation #46) » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:42 pm

fuckers.

SSB! · Post Post #300 (isolation #47) » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:59 pm

Challenge Roland, Narniun, and Fritzler.

and the smart ass that keeps editing my posts. that's not gonna fly here guy. have a great season. HTH.

SSB! · Post Post #326 (isolation #48) » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:52 am

no suprise there, :rollseyes:

SSB! · Post Post #329 (isolation #49) » Thu Sep 29, 2005 11:52 am

rajrhcpfreak wrote:wow this is good for the town.

lol @ babyj letting these guys play like a town full of p u s s y's in the wild west.

how would you know it's good for the town? i could have challenged all wolves.

SSB! · Post Post #348 (isolation #50) » Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:35 pm

vote lyin bryan. gimme some cards.

SSB! · Post Post #452 (isolation #51) » Tue Oct 04, 2005 7:58 pm

am I dead yet?

SSB! · Post Post #495 (isolation #52) » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:08 am

inHimshallibe wrote:I hate to say this, but I hope you're not modkilled. Proxy?

SSB! · Post Post #496 (isolation #53) » Thu Oct 06, 2005 5:09 am

Mod is actually sitting in the clocktower with a sniper rifle, in the event of belligerence, or loophole finding.

loophole finding...

SSB! · Post Post #664 (isolation #54) » Fri Oct 14, 2005 4:30 am

armlx wrote:
VisMaior wrote:Just out oof curiosity, whats a "cornholer", and what exactly is "cornholing"?
I assume it is some kind of unspeakable action.

*shudders*

BTW, BJ, what happened to one challenge a day? Raj has like 10.....

I'm also really confused. Am I challenging someone? Am I just sitting here? I think I'll just sit here for now and let the grown-ups figure it out .

cornholing= i-friends meeting up in real life

"Boo"

cool game BabyD. Go wolves!

SSB! · Post Post #713 (isolation #55) » Mon Oct 17, 2005 1:47 pm

Iammars wrote:Just wanted to let everyone know that if you actually wanted to print out this thread, it would take 119 8.5x11 sheets of paper to print it all out. I can't wait to see how many for SSB!'s game.

8)

You should see some of the fbg games. Even the longest threads here are short by fbg standards (largely do to the lack of non-game related posts and night-time shutdown...plus being a low-flier is extremely frowned upon over there and one of the best ways to get lynched quick, posting too much is the best way to get yourself lynched here).

Boo. Go wolves!

SSB! · Post Post #997 (isolation #56) » Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:13 am

Great game! Mine and Zippy's plan from d1 worked.

Village=our bitch