Twice Baked Wrestling: Brawl at the Bakery! {Game Over}

[Reina]

Ok, DGB is super town.

DGB is not town, nor scum.

She is above us all in every sense of the word, Waiting to piledrive all of Mafiascum into the mat.

I'll see if I can read over the parts of the game that aren't people getting mad at each other tonight.

[Reina]

ATTENTION REINA

Please claim your own role immediately.

Do not identify the roles of anybody else.

Do not read the thread before claiming.

I did read some snippets of the thread before offering to replace in you know.

I know that the slot I replaced into claimed mason and normally I'd be cheeky about it and not confirm or deny it, or just say that my predecessor was dumb for claiming it and imply it was a gambit, but with finishers seeming like a relevant thing in the game the downside to frustrating people about it and giving scum cover for using finishers on me probably outweighs the benefits so yeah, I am a mason. I intend to share no other facts about my role at this time.

[Reina]

People who feel slightly more likely to be scum than average after reading the first 12 pages and some bits & chunks of other stuff: Egix96/Kublai (I very much understand KK's reaction to my slot but his early play still feels a little bit bad to me), Doctor Drew

He's a fine wagon until he posts content: hiplop

Reina, had I fakeclaimed mason, would you have rolled with it?

Probably not for very long unless it was pretty obviously joking. You'd be very dangerous as potential scum with a good reason to call yourself town you know.

VOTE: Egix96

[Reina]

I don't like the intersection on Kuro and DGB.

What's bad about it?

oh, my b.

Unvote, vote reina

Can you please not vote the mason? Literally no one is going to follow you with that vote and it is just vanity right now.

You're right that it's a bit of a vanity from him. But we can style a bit here. It's WRESTLING and he can have his beef with me while other things happen and then him and I can begrudgingly team up to clothesline a scum, and then go back to shit-talking each other afterwards.

It'll be fiiiiiiiiine.

[Reina]

I finished reading and have a SHOWSTOPPING scum list for you all.

Vaguely scummy: Egix, Flavor Leaf, DGB, Doctor Drew, hiplop




That's it.

VOTE: Flavor Leaf

If it's tomorrow and hiplop hasn't voted someone by then, you can give me a nudge to hop on it.

Welp

that's me

made it longer than Drawn on Arrival at least I think

[Reina]

Not me this time, Gooey. Move along, partner. I’ll be making some fire in this game shortly enough

[Reina]

I finished reading and have a SHOWSTOPPING scum list for you all.

Vaguely scummy: Egix, Flavor Leaf, DGB, Doctor Drew, hiplop




That's it.

VOTE: Flavor Leaf

If it's tomorrow and hiplop hasn't voted someone by then, you can give me a nudge to hop on it.

Welp

that's me

made it longer than Drawn on Arrival at least I think

oh good, I don't have to pretend I don't know now

WHAT'S UP MY DUDE

SUPPPPPPP

a good dog and Animal Crossing is up and basically nothing else in life (I did beat Death Stranding last week though and that was pretty good)

[Reina]

How about I just vote-hop for a bit while the other replacements/lurkers read up.

VOTE: pisskop

Hey hiplop have you read most of the game yet?

[Reina]

VOTE: hiplop

[Reina]

Hold up.

Why is hiplop getting run up?

He claimed Otis and we don't believe it. So he needs to claim a role.

I sleep

Hold up.

Why is hiplop getting run up?

People are bored and he isn't giving anything to fend them off

Real shit

[Reina]

Reina - do you buy his claim?

considering that his claim is 'otis' which gives no indication of his role or alignment

yes, yes i do

[Reina]

yeahhhhhhhhhh claiming vt when literally every role is part vig feels gross.

the lurking is probably like 80-90% not alignment related but I'm pretty fine with him as a day 1 lynch.

[Reina]

hiplop have you read the game yet?

there's not a huuuuuge amount of interesting stuff but like at least the first 10 pages have interesting things that may/may not be alignment related if you have any thoughts on that

[Reina]

This game is a sludge pit, I don't think I have anything better than what feel like dumb gut reads.

UT are you particularly confident in Karnage being scum? I want to poke at Egix and Flavor the most out of anyone but I'm going to be pretty okay with voting anyone that doesn't look town to me yet.

VOTE: Kuroi

[Reina]

sure

VOTE: Karnage

still me

VOTE: Karnage

[Reina]

it's Day 1 DGB, how are you NOT apathetic

It may be the only day I'll be alive

Besides

After that hydra nonsense someone had to come in and replace insanity with game-insanity.

You know the sad thing?
What R&S were trying to do isn't actually a bad plan if town gets ahead after a day or two imo.

But they were so focused on dominating the game as a mason that they didn't let anyone actually get decent reads first which made the whole damn game a) R&S vs. everyone who disagreed with them and b) Was them trying to convince the rest of the game to force through their preferred lynches and finishers on not only early day 1 horseshit, but specifically THEIR HOLY OPINION of early day 1 horseshit which uh yeah we can see how much everyone enjoyed the game when that was going on.

[Reina]

When there’s more to analyze, you can call the docta of flavanomics, and I’ll sweep you up like the leaves on my porch.

Like the fucking mafia messiah

To be fair, I have definitely crumbed who I am this game, but if you don’t know stuff from the past like 6 years, you wouldn’t get it.

I think I posted this

Monday night

, am I getting it?

When there’s more to analyze, you can call the docta of flavanomics, and I’ll sweep you up like the leaves on my porch.

Like the fucking mafia messiah

Flavor what about this is unlikely to come from scum in your opinion?

How does Karnage being able to figure out your flavor hints make him more likely to be town?

[Reina]

Lavender is a fine but boring lynch

If she doesn't show up to play in the next couple days I can help vig her tonight

[Reina]

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through anyway

VOTE: Gobbledygook

[Reina]

Literally can we please kill the person who is more likely to be invulnerable to finishers or vigs than any other person in this game? They are just as good of a lurker lynch as anyone else in the game but have the added benefit of not being removable by town due to night actions. I don’t understand why this is so hard for you people.

Vote. Lavender.

suddenly it occurs to me that gobble could be scum trying to get the potential bulletproof townie lynched

I got this one UT

[Reina]

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

says the person not voting gobbles

[Reina]

Were we supposed to pretend gobble didn't just post to his scumbuddies in the wrong thread for the spirit of the game or something because I'm owed a refund on like three scum losses if that's the case

says the person not voting gobbles

I just want you to know right now that if you're fucking with my head it's working

eeeeexcellent

if you think that gobbles scumslipped then vote gobbles instead of being cute about trying to get the most optimalest scumlynch between the scumlynches

one step at a time my friend

[Reina]

I have a suspicion that the next 5-10 pages of this game are going to be tragically dumb but I'm compelled to follow through anyway

VOTE: Gobbledygook

[Reina]

UT we're trying to make an instructional video on why you shouldn't do dumb things regardless of your alignment

You're breaking immersion cmon man

[Reina]

GOBBLES you posted in another thread like 10 min ago

come on out and tell the camera crew your thoughts!

[Reina]

I don’t honestly get why they are all defending lavender when I’m trying to bus her lol. Guess we should just get on the Kuroi mislynch

OMG OMG OMG

Well if that isn't a kneeslapper

Gobbles had me fooled

Kuroi conftown!

VOTE: gobbledygook

That's assuming he really slipped. Which he didn't.

I'm looking for who "defended" Lavender, and I don't think that's much of a thing.

Actually, I think you were the one who townread me the most.

Also, I already said I wasn't bullet-proof.
How many votes is Turkey on? Actually, I don't care, the 'slip' is enough for me. VOTE: gobbledygook
I'll claim today or tomorrow if you all insist.

ho lordy this is a bad post

Hiiii gobbles

Plz get on with explaining in explicit detail what you did and why for everyone
Several of us have inklings of knowledge but the explicit detail is needed to avoid a critical mass of dumb bullshit overtaking the game

ugh this is still me

When did I even log onto my main account today I haven't even done shit on-site since I last posted as Reina

[Reina]

gobbles you arent dead yet
I'll even give you a nice VOTE: unvote

Hiiii gobbles

Plz get on with explaining in explicit detail what you did and why for everyone

[Reina]

nah, that should be 11. whew. had me there for a second reina.

Egix also gets scum points for his post about the slip. Night!

oh yeah I missed Battle Mages vote

You're just a jester aren't you

I thought mentioning Kurio was a mislynch was a little performative/unnecessary and that you'd come in after like an hour and just say that it was to trick people into voting Lavender and that we'd all learn a valuable lesson about how you shouldn't fake scumclaim regardless of your alignment

but I did forget that jester was a possibility

woops

[Reina]

hey gamma

who you gonna finish

iz secret

I would like to take this opportunity to ask everyone to please do your best to not accidentally kill my mason partner

as in like if you're about to finisher someone just like skim their iso and if you're like "oh wait there's a pretty damn good chance they're Reina's mason partner" then DON'T try to murder them

thanks cool cya tomorrow

[Reina]

well that was a subpar showing from the town, huh

very yep

don't sign up for games you're not going to bother playing

don't self-vote and fuck your team over

Use your damn night actions (I guess theoretically Kurio could have actually targeted me and/or UT and been roleblocked by Egix but...like I really doubt it was anything more than him not even reading the game closely enough to bother protecting literally confirmed town)

Did I miss any other lessons?

I think this is a lot better balanced than most 'everyone gets a vig' games by virtue of slowing down the kills a little bit and would have been sweet to play in if it weren't so let down by the town's collective apathy and the two most important power roles of the game playing worse than a random number generator spitting out night actions

gg to the scum and third parties, it didn't look like you had to try that hard for this one but you did show up and actually play the game so props to ya'll.

[Reina]

yeah the n1/n2 roleblocks were Dr. Drew and UT while simultaneously killing him

weeeee

But they’re a prime doctor target, aren’t they?

I guess we can just do that, but it drastically undermines my eventual claim.

This is right, but at least we can 1) hope the doctor is REALLY dumb 2) if not, at least we know there's a doctor.

Also if we fail, a side effect is whatever machinations you're planning will continue

[Reina]

If it makes ya feel better I did enjoy day 1 while I was in it even through gobbles dumb scum-claim as town, UT DGB and the rest of the replacement crew were active and interesting for the most part and that helped a lot

The players definitely let the game down and not you Baker, props on the excellent setup and thanks for modding it!