Calendar Mafia - The End of Time (Game Over)

[The Lord]

VOTE: The Lord

ILY all but this is also hell

Arrrrr

[The Lord]

Shiver me timbers! Any landlubbers we need be keelhauling?

VOTE: pantaleon

[The Lord]

A) Hydra heads signed their posts

And

B) Hydra heads do not use the game forum to talk to each other and spam the thread. Use your QT or whatever kids use these days.

Arr!

Ye hear what ye saying, lad? We be free, free as the seven sees! YARR!

[The Lord]

Avast ye scallywags!

*squawk! Avast ye scallywags*

Arr, that be what I said.

Who among ye landlubbers be joining my crew? I be needing new maties, me last crew be in Davy Jones locker. Arr...

[The Lord]

Arr, we be seeing there be another scurvy seadog such as us on this here voyage. How fare thee on the seas, ye mangy cur?

~Anne Bonny

[The Lord]

Bitbringer = Town?
Almost be a scummy scallywag! YARR!

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Arr, scallywags! Landlubbers be calling this a wagon, but we prefer to sail a ship!

VOTE: Josh Wilkinson

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Arrr... I be not as ship shape on A50 being a fine lad as ye all.

The scallywag Zito does seem a scurvy dog to me as well. But I be undecided, alas.

[quote author="Pants"]So as far I am concerned, bitbringer is promising to make this game as difficult for town as possible. I am content to lynch them on those grounds.[/quote]

Yarrr... this be yo ho ho and a bottle of dumb. This ship be a galleon, not a sloop. We hardly have even a knot yet, argh...

Que Flavor shall be me first mate. A fine crew we make.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Avast ye

Some men walk the plank

Chemist be running it

Arrrrr

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

I would like to posit that bitbringer taking this absurd 'that's just how these games roll' as a response to my comment on this being detrimental to town makes a lot more sense if they are scum.

Perhaps I am delusional, but I would like to believe town-oriented bitbringer would have any sense of self awareness and would have a better response than 'you're a bitch.'

ur actually dumb, you don't see it in this game cause 90% of this playerlist are lurk sacks and useless

literally when fb and I saw this playerlist we knew it was going to be one of those boring lurk sack games where there will be people bitching that we're on page 10 after 2 days with 20+ players

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=80832&activity_over ... rt_order=d
Tana and Ephraim (RC and Sakura Hana) were pretty much super town this game yet their post count (of over 1k) was more than the 2nd and 3rd most posters. Game ended up being 220 pages.

Like I get you're new to mafia and this is your first large theme but don't assert false information when you clearly have no idea what you're talking about. If you aren't prepared to handle large volumes of information, large themes are not for you.

Yarrr, back in me day, this was a perfectly reasonable pace in ye game with 2 week deadlines. The game started nay yestermorning and to say all thee maties are sacks of potatoes already is silly. Calm yer titties.

- Jolly Dodger

[The Lord]

Ahoy mateys

The pantaloons be a good crewmate arr I feels it in me blood

Methinks Hebichan be in need of a good keel hauling, arrr! Scurvy dog! If'n you want me reason, it be a leperous lout who interacts with the crew like she be...

This cap'n have more words on this later, arrr... me bread need to bake soon, avast

But ye can drop anchor with the one word sloops, or be facin me cutlass. Arrr

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr ye mateys, been out at sea for a time, but now that I've returned to port, I have some thoughts ter share with ye.

Regarding pants, this here hydra head be thinkin that the emotions be genuine. In our history together, and blimey there be a lot, this is null at best. Pants be doing Ceph a favour for sure. Whether he's town or scum remains to be seen, but methinks the content of his ramblins should be looked at more than the tone.

I be not liking The Wizard's entrance to thread. I be appreciating the warning of your itchy musket hand, but the rest can walk the plank.

Zito be the quiet sort all the time. Could mean anything from a scurvy dog such as he.

I be leaving ye in the capable hands of the rest of the crew. Until next time the tides lead me to this port.

~Anne Bonny

[The Lord]

Arrr I agree with Anne that Pants be not on fire, arrr!

This be me strongest read, though that don't say much arrr. Need to get me telescope out and have a looks at how the sea be, mateys

Like grog in the gut, I feels a slight feels and that feels says that Overkill may be in need of a plank walking. Arr... me wonders about a certain typo as well. It shimber me tivers. Stimber me hivers? Stiver me himbers it does.

I be busy steering me ship, hoisting sails. Hope me other crew help me out.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Yarrrrrr
Arrrrr
I don't know which of me mateys planted our black mark on Josh Wilkinson, but after readin I think he might need keelhaulin

[The Lord]

-Jolly Dodger

[The Lord]

Arrr I wouldn't mind seeing overkill walk the plank

I be needin to survey this Josh scallywag again as I don't remember who everyone is, arrr'

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Alas Josh be only slightly tasting of scurvy to me, arr...

Have him swab the poopdeck for now, that what I be thinking.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Ahoy maties! I see a new landlubber has come forth. Hark, and hear my salty tale...

can someone explain to me why

Panthleons opening doesnt come from a town PoV

here?
Like stopping spam is the perfect way to look productive without doing anything and the fact they didn't care about BS doing the same thing, if not worse as its around being purposely lynchbaity.
Like I dont see how you could make such a strong stance and then turn a blind eye on the other person doing it.

Avast ye! Shiver me timbers, the lad's tongue is caught hither. But this be a piece of eight, not a doubloon.

can we get some more votes on pantha pls?

-Que

Well, I sheep Bitbringer AND Panthaleon buddied me, so sorry, no.

Actually, 0verki11 buddied me with Panthaleon, but that is similar.

epic shade right there
I wouldnt call it buddying, it was more the lack of assocation created assocation.

Arr, in this here ship there be an obtuse scallywag

The scurvy dog's other posts seem full sail on pushing an innocent seafarer into the waters. Arr

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

I feel an inkling to point our cannons away from landlubber Josh til the ornery sea cow calls for his mate

Alas, a captain must discuss with her crew

I don't want to alarm anyone but we have 5 days left and haven't really gotten anywhere.

Arr, that be plenty of time. We shall keep watch of the sundial, arr...

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr that not be the reason why pants be a good sailor, nay

Ye found the X, but the treasure be deeper

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

AHOY THAR ME BUCKOS

I be the captain of this here ship, set a course for Port Yeet!

Arr let's toss this landlubber o'erboard and do a jig to a salty sea song!

Overkill's belly hath filled of rum ♬
Good sailors know what to do with scum ♬
Steady the ship and raise the sails ♬
Chop him up and feed the whales ♬
Yar

UNVOTE: JW
VOTE: Overkill

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr Josh ye be using yar ability or ye be next aye?

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr... I was not a happy sailor with Josh going overboard earlier, but alas his latest posts are like termites in me peg leg. I still be preferrin' an Overkill keel haul.

Me thinks Hebi's latest posts smell of rotten fish heads as well. Arr...

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr I be too curious now about Overkill after all the cannon fire I heard. Me anchor is down for now.

I be reading again, must collect my thoughts. And think of more pirate words. Arr...

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr I can't see Chemist as a sneaky spaniard

I seein things what make me hesitate on Overkill now. Hmmph. I be preferrin that one though.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

A wee piece or me think that the scum be torchlighin' us on A50 arr

I need a pint of grog to look into that one er

Arr well met first mate!

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Remindin' meself to think about what the scummy dogs were a thinkin' about in ther early mornin chat

Arr

I be check me seashell at luncheon in case ye decide to find a new sloop.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Screw this. KidAmn looks like a chainsaw on the JW wagon here. Overkill looks to be the compromise mislynch. I could be wrong but I went back to the post where KidAmn votes JW and KidAmn says moving to consolidate shows that Bitbringer isn't paying attention.

VOTE: JW

~Titus

Shiver me timbers, what be this? I be curious what ye heads think of Captain Kidd now, arr...

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

This be bullshit, arr!

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Arr, what I believe me first mate be tryin to say here is that the fuck happened the last couple pages? The tide be going out, and soon must I, but me be thinkin a quick message in a bottle before we be sailin on. I know nothin about this xtoxm feller, but this all be feelin a mite gimmicky, which is rich coming from us, make no mistake. How so many of ye landlubbers jumped off that vote simply due to the name change is beyond me. It shouldn't change the fact that many of these ideas that slot be spouting are still suspect. I also don't trust that claim a lick. I be having some experience with Ceph's games here, and if that don't read like one of his prepared scum fake claims, I'll eat me hat, feather and all. He does like his JOATs, but I be thinkin that one ain't right. The other thing before I sail off into the starry night, how did all of you become so bloodthirsty for chemist to walk the plank? I've read the crimes ye all be claiming he's committed, and none of them line up with a blackguard like ye be sayin he be. He be reading like an easy target, and not a let's bus our weakest link scum partner either. I don't like it, it feels like an unfavourable shift in the winds. Xtoxm slot reads worse if ye ask me.

~Anne Bonny

[The Lord]

Daykill: Xtoxm

[The Lord]

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Daykill: Almost50

-Jolly Dodger

[The Lord]

Yarrrr, Almost50 be lucky that Edward Kenway got to the cannon before I did.

VOTE: Almost50 Keelhaulin will have to do

[The Lord]

-Jolly Dodger again

[The Lord]

Argh, I'd like to apologize on behalf of me other heads. They be fucking morons, and we may have a bit of mutiny in our ranks. They seem to have some itchy cannon fingers and not the ability to read. I'll get them shipshape in no time 'tall.

~Anne Bonny

[The Lord]

Ye mateys know what they be saying: Third time's the charrrm!

VOTE: Almost50

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Arr sorry for shooting Bakers but he seemed a scummy sea dog

I would've liked to give Kid the cutlass instead

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

You are DAY desperado?

Arr, desperado always be during the day!

Come here, ye scurvy seadog!

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Shiver my timbers.
We'll be pretty good captains RC if you townclear us. Believe it or not, we're actually jabberin quite extensively in our hydra swab deck.
Again sorry bout the itchy cannon finger of Edward. Xtom was scummy af though.

[The Lord]

-Jolly Dodger
damnit

[The Lord]

And if he's town he gets to be an IC which isn't bad.

It

is

bad to have a bloody

Hated

IC.

Yrrrrrrrrr! You made us hated? You scurvy dog.

VOTE: Almost harder

[The Lord]

Arr I have an explanation. I also be havin a new scumread that be a person who I dernt want to scum read. But alas...

Ye shall see a mighty mast from me after I've had a snoozin (mast means post its funny because a mast is like a post but on a ship :^))))) )

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr this seem like a rotten fish. But arr who would make up such er poor lie?

Anyerway, on to me main point. Beer back.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Err okay what arr be reading is backing up me suspicion. I ain't a great at reads and yarr I were the one who thought Bakers for sure were a scum man but make yer own opinion.

As er now, me cannons be pointed at someone I thought were a good seaworthy sailor til now.

That person be I will be nice

Er ain't one kind of scurvy dog in the seas. Every scum sailor will have their own approach. But aye, they all want to avoid the hangman's gallow.

I er call the stratergy that IWBN be using the "Voice of Reason" stratergy.

When I gaze upon ye posts, it all matches up.

I feel er was a chance that scum decided to pursue Pantaloons as their target when their got a short chance to discuss a matter. Nice has er read on him but it be dropped without an explanation, arrr.

I dernt think that his jump to Chem and off again be natural either, arr...

But what most concern me are the masts he make before night, avast! He get on the Josh ship when it be stuck in the rocks.

"Are you in agreeance with BS that we should lynch one of Chemist/Overkill even if they're probably not going to flip scum?"

"Zito won't care about this, but I have some weight invested behind RCE's Chemist townspew.
And Overkill's had some posts that I don't really see scum making anyways.

Both combined with xtoxm being apathetic scum not caring which vote goes through while coasting on a claim make me feel pretty confident we're not getting a redflip unless we swing back to xtoxm."

"I can try to find some Overkill quotes that I felt pretty good about, if you think that'll be useful?
If it's just an exercise in "who do you think we should beat up between overkill and chemist" then I can do it, but I'll probably also be grumbling while doing it."

Ter me these feel like the masts of a sailor who know exactly wert Over and Chemist were to flip. Arr!

I dernt like his defense er arr slot either though. It read too much like he expect ers to be a green matey, and not enough like he dernt want us overboard.

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Arr, but on another topic, and alas an important one... We be needin an explanation for why Almost50 be town. Because e'ry lad and lass in our ship think that he be as red as a Henry Morgan's cutlass 'fter a raid on Panama. I know the lad softed like a pillow, but at mean nothin' to me. It just the kind of scheme a pack of rats come up with in the first hours er daylight.

Tell me in wert planet in this ere universe does someone who make this here mast ever flip green aye?

"I am speechless. I had no idea this was you, X. I would not have parked my vote on you if I did, but I think it worked better this way, because I moved off your wagon before you outed, so I dunno why you would be skeptical about my alignment when it seemed like everything's been going my way if I was scum here.

But I think it's bad you outed all your abilities (or all but one, since you say you forgot one). I specifically object to you outing #5, but .. well.. what's done is done now, and I hope there is a protective on you tonight. (I would have, but you're not Day Light, and that's the only thing I can Save)"

And er have to add this ere second mast 'swell

"Serious question: Do we think flavor is alignment indicative here? Because I could do with some flavor claims just to get me back into the game. I am one with no specific date, btw."

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If'n you like me explanation for the Bakers shot,

"Not exactly.

If Overkill is town, JW is the optimal lynch because it proves either a)JW was scum and thus scum favored Overkill or b) agency captured town as you postulate here.

In b, we turn to the wagons before Overkill and JW to find scum.

~Titus"

Me eye caught this 'n thought Bakers were tryin' to string together two town hangings. Further I peer'd 'n I felt I found more blood red flags. But I shoul're known that Cap'n Chris Moody had red flags and he be a fine pirate.

A'for the other, it were mentioned in our captain's cabin that if we did nay fire the first cannon that the knaves would. Alas I di'nt like the target or the haste of it all. Speak to Kenway if yer still questionin' that. That shot di'n make sense by our accounts.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr

We would like quartermaster chemists next action be a known
Also, want he flavor name, aye.

I be thinkin that TWIE be tellin truth... about the role anyway. I be questionin whether such a role would target a lurky lad as he. My eye say that the scum crew thought it useless and put it on a friendly to help em out, aye

If it be real, it could have a flavor name of election day... arrr

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arrrrr I thought that day were a scum role? Least I member some'n say so, arrr...

We only had ammunition for one shot, nay

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

You investigate him or something?

Dec 25th is the second killer.

The flavor text that appeared for Papa zito and que the night before that. Idk the mechanic behind their role but it's probably a naughty/nice list and an action is taken based on their alignment possibly?

This

[The Lord]

Arr did anyone e'er claim a be roleblocked? I forgets

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

YARRRR RECYCLOPS DESTROY HUMANS. RECYCLOPS WILL SAVE THE PLANET.

[The Lord]

We'd have made better town captains than yarr. I feel cheated by whatsisface

Also, TWIE is town despite the protest of one of our crew members. At leas i hope so cause I staken my profile on it.

[The Lord]

Arr this lynch feel lazy and poor thought out. I be feelin our actions don't make sense for scum.

Be wonderin' then who our buddies be. Or if'n ye think we some kind er neutral.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arrr the fact that this lynch hasn’t happened yet is a sign that scum doesn’t want it to happen

[The Lord]

The team be Almost50, TheWizard, TWIE and VaultDweller. I be solving the game, arr!

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Arrr the fact that this lynch hasn’t happened yet is a sign that scum doesn’t want it to happen

Karnage me matey, this be why Enigma shot yar.

If The Lord were on me scum team, I'd be first on that ship. I'd tell em night 2 s'well. The Lord, I ain't diggin ye out er this one. That what I say.

It'd take a mighty dumb scum member to try'n defend me right bout now, if'n I were truly a scurvy dog.

If we flipped red, then most scummy dog be Creature. What he be doin' be what a smart scum member were to do.

Me bein' town, scurvy dogs got a reason to hold back on the trigger. Sure, thems want be dead now that I'm the obvious push. But most important keep emselves lookin' real clean.

Ye got two lynches today, and ye be the only one everyone can trust. So ye better put more thought into this 'en that.

[The Lord]

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Forgot to say arrrrrr

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Per capita weve shot less townies then Enigma, arrrr

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr

I be 50/50 on hebi about now
Would rather be on kidd, a50, maybe even painting arrrrr

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

The team be Almost50, TheWizard, TWIE and VaultDweller. I be solving the game, arr!

~Edward Kenway

Why do you think scum team has exactly 4 players?

Because me scum mateys not be allowing me to name meself, arr!

Shiver me timbers! Do I hear a ship sailing?

VOTE: VaultDweller

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

{Painting Trap, VaultDweller, KidAmn, Almost50, hebichan, TheWayItEnds, TrueSoulEnergy}

Arr

I werent a fan of vd lynch but PT's quotes do make a good look. I'll leave Kenway in charge fer now. That might be a bad idea though arrr. First choice be kidd here aye. Be busy this weekend, arrr.

Feel chem and wizard are the same alignment, har har. Just me gut. Won't keel haul either today.

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

Arr, I unfortunately be coming to the conclusion that Almost50 be a towny dog, and my head be saying to not vote him today.

I also be saying to all ye scurvy dogs that Chemist be town, and to not lynch him ever. Arr!

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Yarr, we're also a JOAT. It's part of the reason me maties an I were suspicious of xtom's claim.
It's imperative a lynch happens soon to get the second lynch, so if we're recievin the black mark it needs to happen soon so you hav time for another.

- Jolly Dodger

[The Lord]

Almost's reaction to Xtom revealing themself to be Xtom is still scummy af to me tbh. I don't think he's a good guy still.

-Jolly Dodger

[The Lord]

Arr when we flip green ye need lynch in this order...

TSE -> A50 -> Ptrap -> BS -> ebake

Or ye can lose, that too

Make sure chemist prove his ability cause we won't be around to verify it for ye

Apologies for shootin badly, turn out 6 heads aint better than 1

~Mary Read

[The Lord]

I believe The Lord's JOAT claim.

Lord, you had night vigi shot and didn't use it at night on Xtoxm?
Correct?

Yarrr, why use it at night when you can use it during the day

-Jolly Dodger

Less than 3 bloody days left and we still haven't got our FIRST lynch? Does this even look normal to you guys? (I'm talking to the TOWN members here). We will be forced to MISLYNCH on the 2nd one or forfeit the lynch if we don't get the lynch within the the hour.

@The Lord: IF you are Town, there's only one thing left for you to help the town, and that is

self-voting

so that DEB can hammer. Extending the period your lynch takes only serves scum because no one will believe you are Town until they see it, myself included.

No but I kind of agree the game needs to lynch me or the counter wagon asap. People not on either wagon are anti town at this point.

Oops

[The Lord]

Naye matey. Night 1 we stalked them to see wat they do. They use a vote tamperin ability.

There was a bit of mutiny when edward killed the guy we had info on before we talked but what's done is done.

[The Lord]

The fact that Almost be so confident we be scum should be plenty enough reason to confirm us as town. Arr!

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Hi TheLord, why are you claiming your vig came from your role when we both know it didn't?

Arr, our nightvig or dayvig? Our nightvig be part of our, role arr, the scurvy cannons. The dayvig, nay, it not be part of our role, and we never be claiming it is.

I be the sole responsible for shooting Xtoxm, yarr! I be thinking, we have ta get to that cannon first, or the scurvy seadogs will! So I be thinking, arr, Xtoxm, he be wagoned, he be a scurvy seadog. Arr, I be the first to admit I din't put much more thought in it than that.

If yarr be having more questions, arrrsk away!

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Wow ok I'm gonna be impressed if this slot is town

Preparrre to be bedazzled

~Edward Kenway

[The Lord]

Im being troleld help

Ye only be trolling yerself, matey.

I for one be glad to be rid of this ARRR-ful town.

~Edward Kenway