Mafia 112: Ridiculous Drama! (Game Over, town win!)

[Fate]

/confirm

[Fate]

Vote: Thef1f1

[Fate]

Sounds good to me,

Unvote:

Vote: Leafsnail

[Fate]

Guys, Parama just "double HOS'd" Leafsnail, but his vote is on the joke/policy wagon.

Unvote:

Vote: Parama

Am I missing something here?

[Fate]

No, I didn't really read the sign-up threads. I also sort of gloss over Cyanide's posts, because most of it is fluff. Not the fluffy kind of fluff, I'll admit it isn't humorous or off-topic fluff, but it isn't fluff nonetheless.

That said, I know scum is on his wagon pushing a policy lynch, yours is above and beyond the worse example of this, for more reasons than I care to list. Everyone on this lynch vs. off it is basically, "I believe in policy lynches/I don't/I hate Sir C." aka, we won't have shit to go off D2.

You realized you just called for a vig on the SCUM and a lynch on a coinflip.

Policy Vigs > Policy Lynches.

I'm sure Cyanide will have a town bullet in his head by tonight.

[Fate]

Both die either way? I dunno. If you REALLY want to wait until night to get rid of him, I'd be willing to abandon the wagon for my Leafsnail case. Still don't see why the order matters... the only thing that could possibly change both dying in my scenario is a mafia doctor being on Leafsnail. But that requires for a maf doc to be in the game, and I'm not sure how common that is.
Also I forgot, role speculation sucks. *hits self*

You don't see how the order matters? How much more info do you think we will gain by lynching a "jackass" over "scum"?

Also this quote Fateparaphrased: "If you REALLY want me to appease you, I'll abandon my policy lynch and actually vote who I think is scum, fine."

What I want is for you to tell us who your buddies are, self-vote, and die.

Thanks in advance.

[Fate]

Welcome Spyrex! You died too soon in that other game

[Fate]

Panarama+Chronopie.

Let's not get sidetracked by Blue people...

[Fate]

Since it looks like we're lynching Cyanide due to the way he's acting,

What? When did we agree on this? Who wants to lynch someone without Spyrex's stamp of approval?

That's just poor play.

@Parama: Thanks for linking your Leafsnail case. It reminded me how flimsy it was and why I'm voting you until you die.

[Fate]

You realized you just called for a vig on the SCUM and a lynch on a coinflip.

@Parama: Thanks for linking your Leafsnail case. It reminded me how flimsy it was and why I'm voting you until you die.

So first you say that you agree Leafsnail is scum and now you don't?
Or were you just making an assumption before because you knew Leaf was scum and now you're trying to defend him?
Or are you just forgetting your reads?
Or you worded that first quote terribly which makes it look like you're saying something you aren't?
Meh. All seem possible, though I'm definitely noting this for future reference.

RED FLAG! MISREP!

When the hell did I say Leafsnail was scum? The implication in what you quoted was clear:

from your POV

, you called for a vig on the scum and a lynch on the coinflip.

[Fate]

*waits for even one other player to read the implication the way you did*

[Fate]

MehPlusRawr, when I'm tunneling someone I don't appreciate you coming and claiming scum.

But I don't mind it either.

HoS: MPR

[Fate]

While not thrilled I'm missing the motive behind that mistake?

Covering for Cyanide?

I thought it was covering for Parama. Combined with the calling Parama pro-town, he votes Leafsnail with his buddy. You call him out on how that doesn't make sense logically, he says "whoops" and goes back to voting who he is "supposed" to be voting: SC.

[Fate]

@242: You don't mention blue in this post, yet your vote remains on him. Why?

[Fate]

I hope this is a joke, as my comments toward Blue in that post may be the most important part.

"Oops"

Stop posting walls in 20 player games people, seriously.

[Fate]

Doing an ISO on blue, he certainly looks terrible. Here's a few samples:

Once again, defending myself, I only really pushed for quicklynching Cyanide since that was the impression that I got from the sign-up thread

We'll get it a hell of a lot faster by killing Cyanide, waiting out the night and entering discussion day 2.

Anti-town.

Ah, but if I were mafia I wouldn't be half so obvious. Because then I'd anticipate receiving votes from tunnel-vision players like yourself.

WIFOM defense.

This Sir Cyanide bandwagon does look like a paradigmatic juncture for the mafia to quicklynch an expedient exemplary, but I concur that we should dispose of him notwithstanding.

Hypocrisy.

Etc. Etc.

I'd be willing to compromise on a Blue lynch if Parama's doesn't take off.

[Fate]

Yes, this bandwagon against you Parama is ridiculous. I'm convinced of your innocence, actually. The only reason why people who are talking are getting votes is because there's nought else to do.

WORKS FOR ME.

Unvote: Parama

Vote: Blue

Parama will be looked at again after Blue flips.

[Fate]

Let's dismantle this Sir Cyanide wagon, get a Blue v. Parama wagon going, and lynch Blue.

Maximum D1 information.

[Fate]

It is because you kept your avatar from the last time you were scum Shrine, obv.

[Fate]

Then he said he was convinced of Parama's innocence. I read it as scum being, "hey look I was right" D2 after a Parama flip.

If Blue is town we can go back to Parama.

[Fate]

Organzing? Bah. Too much effort.

An ISO of both of us should show why.

[Fate]

That's fine Blue give up. Don't you know, try to find suspects in the "mafia that are targeting you today."

More votes on Parama, with reasoning please (you can agree with my points if you'd like). Then we lynch Blue (scum/town giving up). Maximum information, as I said.

[Fate]

RIP:

The SIR Cyanide policy lynch

3/21/2010-3/27/2010

You will be missed.

[Fate]

Seeing as my vote on cyanide was from Rvs, and he appears to have quietened down.

Unvote

Now

the policy lynch is dead

You still had a RVS vote on him?

HoS: Chronopie

Now tell us what you think about Blue and Parama, please.

[Fate]

@Spy
Spy wrote:

I've got this feeling deep in my gut MpR is town. Its just too weeeeird.


Because you're his scummmmmm buddddiiiiie? HmmmmmmmZ??

PUSHING A D1 SPYREX LYNCH IS ANTI-TOWN!

Unvote: Blue

Vote: DTM

LAWLZ.

Anyway, Blue gave up. Jacob Savage, DTM, and a few others have called Blue town.

AKA, lynch him.

Unvote: DTM

Vote: Blue

[Fate]

When you're right you're right.

Unvote: Blue?

Vote: Chronopie

NOW we're going somewhere productive.

[Fate]

Unvote

---1 Page later---

Whee, we can get somewhere!

WHERES YOUR VOTE AT SCUM!?

[Fate]

A Spyrex lynch would be interesting as hell to dissect, but it would take SO LONG to build up.

A Chrono/Blue/Parama lynch should have been built, claimed, and hammered by now.

WAKE UP PEOPLE!

[Fate]

Ok I got two people for Blue.

Unvote: Whoever

Vote: Blue

WHO ELSE WANTS A PIECE!

[Fate]

I suddenly want the hypothetical vig to shoot Chronopie...

[Fate]

because I'm on to your scumbuddy?

Who's that again? Spyrex, right?

Also, FFFF is in this game?

[Fate]

No, night vigged, I want you alive today so you can vote Blue. It is the most productive thing you've done besides claim scum with sarcasm tags.

[Fate]

VOTE THE GUY WHO POSTS A LOT! HE MUST BE SCUM!

RAWWWWWR.

Unsight, vote Blue please. You can catch up later (Hint: There hasn't really been much going on).

[Fate]

UNSIGHT FFS STOP ACTING MORE SCUMMY THAN BLUE! WE HAVE A WAGON ALREADY AND I CAN'T MOVE MOUNTAINS!

ROLEFISH LESS THANK YOU.

[Fate]

HI.
THE AWESOME PEOPLE IN THIS GAME SHOULD TELL ME WHO TO VOTE FOR.

EXCELLENT!

THIS GAME HAS NOW BEGUN!

GO TOWN LEADERS GO!

VOTE BLUE FOR PREZ!

[Fate]

Spyrex doesn't need to explain. Once you flip scum tonight it will all be clear *click*

Also:

Did we do it?
Really?
L-1?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

BLUE CLA-

Oh wait he said he was a useless townie 5 pages back.

HAMMAR TIME!

UNSIGHT THERES A SPOT ON BLUES WAGON WITH TOWNIE POINTS WRITTEN ALL OVER IT! TAKE IT QUICK!

[Fate]

Actually, disregard my last post. I'll stay because I don't want the mod to have to look for 5 replacements at once.

Anyways, dunno about you guys, but Fate seems to be leading the town in circles and getting us nowhere.

unvote, vote: Fate

Leafsnail disappearing in light of recent wagons should be setting off red flags as well.

unvote, vote: Fate

:snicker:

Re voting me to create the illusion of a wagon building on me?
All time low.

Also remember the Parama v. Blue wagons that were building? Parama's scared about how Blue's flip will make him look. MHMMM

[Fate]

Still waiting for you to wake the fuck up and read #417.

God.

Now even hammering won't give you enough townie points to make it to the next level.

But please do so.

Please.

I hate begging scum but I'm at wits end here. Look, it won't even be a hammer, Spyrex can hammer because he's not a damn coward.

[Fate]

NOT TRUE!

BECAUSE THE GUY WHO HAMMERS MAKES EVERYONE SHUT THE *** UP!

HE IS 10X MORE POWERFUL THAN THE GUY WHO STARTED IT AND RAN AWAY!

[Fate]

I CAN AGREE WITH THIS META-ALLIANCE!

UNSIGHT, YOUR QUESTION IS:"ARE YOU THE VIG OR NOT"

MY RESPONSE: STFU!

PARAMA, YOU AREN'T A TRIPLE VOTER. PLEASE GO AWAY.

[Fate]

IT SEEMS AS THOUGH ELLIE AGREES CHRONOPIE IS SCUMMY.

WE TRIED A CHRONO WAGON, AND A PARAMA ONE, THEY JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT.

SCUM ARE REFUSING TO BUS D1 LET'S SEE HOW IT WORKS OUT FOR THEM.

[Fate]

It's hard for townies to bus other townies .-.

I WAS TALKING ABOUT SCUM REFUSING TO BUS YOU OR CHRONO, SO I HAD TO JOIN SCUM ON THE BLUE LYNCH.

I AM THE OPPOSITE OF SPYREX, BLUE IS PROBTOWN BECAUSE OF HOW WAS THIS WAGON WAS BUILT. I JUST WANT A LYNCH SO TOMORROW WE CAN HANG ONE OF CHRONO PARAMA OR SHRINE.

FATE SCUM LIST:
CHORONO
SHRINE
PARAMA
DTMASTER
+A LURKER.

[Fate]

I SECOND THAT NOTION.

SHADOW, UNSIGHT HAS DONE NOTHING OF VALUE AND WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO. SHE IS STILL PROBTOWN FOR REASONS ELLIE STATED.

NINE HOURS IS LONG ENOUGH TO STAGNATE.

HAMMER WHILE THE BLOOD FRENZY IS HERE.

[Fate]

POSTING THAT I WILL BE HERE FOR A FEW MORE HOURS AND MORE THAN WILLING TO LYNCH SHRINE.

[Fate]

AWWW LOOK UNSIGHT MADE A PRETTY POST WITH CUTE TAGS LETS LYNCH ME NOW!

RE: WAGON HOPPING:

1. LOL WHEN DID I VOTE DTM?
2. WANTING A LYNCH IS NOT A SCUMTELL.
3. PARAMA ARE YOU DOWN FOR A SHRINE WAGON? OR ARE YOU GONNA TELL ME LIKE THESE OTHER SCRUBS?

[Fate]

#3 should read TUNNEL* me not TELL

No read on Konowa, lurk less plz.

Spyrex, stop talking to morons/scum please. They have no incentive to be rational.

[Fate]

Unvote:

Vote: Shrinehme

WE CAN MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[Fate]

OH NOW YOU WANT A BLUE LYNCH TO LINE ME UP AS SCUM EH??

NOT SO FAST!

CHRONO, WHY NOT SHRINE? IF YOU BUS HIM NOW I'LL LET YOU LIVE A LITTLE BIT LONGER! TAKE THIS SLOT IF YOU'RE A PR!

[Fate]

DON'T CLAIM SCUM CHRONO THAT MAKES IT LESS FUN.

I'M SAYING, GET ON THE WAGON NOW AND I'LL GIVE YOU A FREE PASS UNTIL D3, AND HUNT YOUR BUDDIES.

DEAL?

WHY IS THE BLUE WAGON STILL GOOD TO WHOEVER IS ON IT?

PARAMA WHY DOES ME BEING ON THE SHRINE WAGON INVALIDATE WHEN YOU DISTANCED YOURSELF FROM IT BY SAYING "Well, its not a bad wagon" HMM?

[Fate]

FLUFF POST IS FLUFF.

I THINK YOU ARE ACCUSING SPYREX AND I OF BEING SCUM TOGETHER? MAN UP BOY!

TELL ME MORE ABOUT SHRINEHEME, CHRONO.

[Fate]

Because I don't want to be on a wagon with scum?

DOES NOT COMPUTE. SCUM ARE ON EVERY D1 WAGON.

PARAMA, EVERYONE ON THE BLUE WAGON IS TOWN, REGARDLESS OF BLUE'S ALIGNMENT?

CONFIRM OR DENY.

NAVY, DON'T GO WITH THE EASY LYNCH. DON'T MAKE ME REMIND YOU OF YOUR CAMPAIGN PROMISES, YOU WERE DOWN WITH THE SHRINE LYNCH EARLIER.

[Fate]

DO YOU SEE MY POINT ON PARAMA NOW, SPYREX?

WHY ARE YOU OK WITH BEING ON A SCUM DRIVEN BLUE WAGON AS OPPOSED TO A "SCUM" DRIVEN SHRINE WAGON?

[Fate]

OH YEAH HE HASN'T DONE ANYTHING EXCEPT REVOTE ME SEVEN TIMES. I FORGOT.

[Fate]

ITT: PARAMA CLAIMS I AM THE LONE SCUM.

[Fate]

OH I JUST SAW 524, HERE IS WHY YOUR LOGIC FAILS.

IF I AM DEFT-SCUM, WHICH IS HOW SHRINE IS TOWN, WHY WOULD I SWITCH OFF THE L-1 MISLYNCH IN THE FIRST PLACE?

FALLACY IS LOSE.

ALSO YOU SAID EARLIER THAT SHRINE WASN'T A BAD WAGON. NOW SUDDENLY IT IS WHEN IT STARTS BECOMING A REALITY.

[Fate]

DOT DOT DOT.

YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD A CHANCE TO SAVE YOUR LOGIC IF YOU HAD SAID THAT I WAS BLUE'S SCUMBUDDY, AND WAS DEFLECTING FROM HIM.

BUT YOU WERE SAYING BLUE WAS TOWN EARLIER, I FORGOT.

YOU JUST BACKED YOURSELF INTO A CORNER!

[Fate]

CHRONO: EXPLAIN.

PARAMA: I MIGHT HAVE TO CHANGE MY READ ON YOU. LEANING RETARDED TOWN INSTEAD OF SCUM.

[Fate]

YEAH, WHICH IS WHY THE FATE-SCUM IDEA IS **** AND PARAMA IS MAKING LEAPS OF LOGIC.

EXPLAIN HOW I AM SCUM IF BLUE IS TOWN.

......

O HEY DTMASTER!

NORMALLY I'D SAY 3 IS A SOLID NUMBER FOR AN ALLIANCE, BUT IF YOU VOTE SHRINE I'LL CONSIDER IT. I HAVE A VERY GOOD EXPERIENCE WAGONING PEOPLE THAT HAVE BEEN FLAKY THE WHOLE GAME. IF THEY ARE SCUM THEY CONTINUE TO FLAKE BECAUSE THEY ARE AFRAID OF SHOWING UP UNDER PRESSURE AND BEING SEEN AS MORE SCUMMY;.

SHRINE WAGON IS WIN. CHRONO IS VIG TARGET. THAT IS THE CONENSUS OF THE CAPS ALLIANCE.

[Fate]

STILL HERE.

LOL@BLUE'S VOTE ON ME. CORRECTION: I WAS TRYING TO GET "A" LYNCH. YOURS WAS JUST CONVENIENT

PARAMA TURN YOUR ***ING CAPS LOCK OFF. YOU ARE NOT PERMITTED TO JOIN THIS CUL-OOPS-ALLIANCE.

COUNTDOWN UNTIL FRIDAY WHERE SHRINE COMES BACK AND GETS TO DIE:

42HOUR9MINUTES

[Fate]

@Shrine:
I wonder if the reason no one questioned you while your lynch started becoming plausible is... oh yeah, you WEREN'T HERE.

Also, Shrine, you have yet to offer a viable alternative. Thanks for playing all-defense.

Also, with that switch back to Blue from Navy Cherub, I'm REALLY INTERESTED in seeing what Shrine flips now.

@DTM:
Why would I call you out for doing something pro-town? Shrine needed more votes and you helped out, thanks. Also your avatar is way too similar to Unsight, which made my head hurt when I read your post. Especially since you said "hammer NS" made me think, "uh, are you posting in the right game?"

@Blue: Comment more please. That weak vote on me isn't helping your case.

[Fate]

Right, why the blue lynch? I have yet to see any actually reasons for his lynch, other than he apparently gave up?

I feel like this would be the fiftieth time I would have explained this, and I suspect that you simply aren't reading the thread, so I shall

fos

you.

Do you feel that not reading the thread is scummy? How is it?

(I ask because I personally haven't re-read the thread and probably won't read more than pages back until we get a flip)

[Fate]

PIE YOUR SCUMLIST IS PRETTY ****ING AWESOME BUT VOTING SPYREX+THAT LIST=LOLWUT?

[Fate]

DayMotivate: Spyrex

If I read my role PM correctly, you're now a quintuple voter.

Yay! Go lynch go!

inb4buddyingaccusation

[Fate]

Let's see.

Well we could set up a double hammer. But we'll never be able to get that many scum to vote one of their own, so it would essentially be 1 mislynch+1 scum lynch at best.

Yeah just go for the solo-Shrine lynch.

Even though we would STILL need 3 votes after that. And since scum hate bussing D1 and the majority of this town is afraid to get down and dirty, that would probably take another good week of corralling.

You could solo-lynch Blue, and we could pretend that all the people that were on him at L-1 were still on him for analysis purposes. But it is such a "vanilla D1 lynch"... I think we can do better. I really do...

HOPE IS ALL A MAN'S GOT. HOPE FOR BLOOD.

[Fate]

The 1% will come true one day, so don't let your heart freeze over!

But now that you're here. What do you make of this NavyCherub-bubba?

I'm not posting in caps but I might be good with a Shrine lynch. I'd really like a Blue lynch though, so that I can make sense of today's happenings.

He's thrown a lot of FoS' in his ISO, called a few people out on some things, but basically stayed stuck on Blue.

Says "I'd be ok with a Shrine lynch" votes him once, then switches back to Blue once Shrine's gains traction.

Also in #12 he says, "I like that post from Unsight, would like a Fate reply" as if to 'cheer on' rolefishing.

Oh shit, I went afk for awhile so you not still be on.

Meh I've put more effort into this post than the last 10 pages combined so....

POST.

[Fate]

IM NOT TALKIN TO YOU DON'T GET ALL OVERDEFENSIVE ON ME YET.

[Fate]

@Fate
That was pro-town? :S. Plus you didn't mention anywhere else why I was scummy since you called me out on that scum listz.

"FATE SCUM LIST:
CHORONO
SHRINE
PARAMA
DTMASTER "

I was trying to find where I called you scum and I guess it was here. It wasn't because of the Shrine vote that's for sure.

I really don't like the way the Shrine wagon is so impossible to build. Chrono's is gaining traction fine, which makes me like him more oddly enough, but I'll definitely vote Chrono over Blue.

[Fate]

@DTM:
Why would I call you out for doing something pro-town? Shrine needed more votes and you helped out, thanks.

No bussing accusation? Why?

CAUSE SCUM AREN'T BUSSING D1. IT IS GETTING FRUSTRATING.

HERE IS MY LINE OF THINKING:

IF SPYREX=TOWN
AND SHRINE=???

WHEN SHRINE HAS A "WEAK" CASE AGAINST HIM,

AND

???=TOWN, SCUM WILL PILE ON SHRINE TO GET A LYNCH AND MAKE SPYREX LOOK BAD TOMORROW FOR STARTING THE WAGON ON BAD REASONING.
???=SCUM, SCUM WILL AVOID THAT LYNCH LIKE THE PLAGUE. THEY WON'T ATTACK THE "CASE" ON SHRINE EITHER FOR FEAR OF BEING SEEN AS DEFENDING HIM LATER, EVEN THOUGH SAID CASE IS WEAK. THEY WILL STALL TOWN UNTIL DEADLINE WHERE WE WOULD PILE ON AN OBV MISLYNCH.

IF YOU ARE TOWN, I BEG YOU, VOTE SHRINE IN YOUR NEXT POST. I THINK SPYREX AGREES WE'LL TAKE THE BLAME IF HE FLIPS TOWN.

[Fate]

WTF? Where's the Blue waggon?

Upset that I wriggled out at lynch-1? This is the second time that I've managed it, I'm quite proud of myself.

Anyway,

vote: Fate

for being generally annoying, pushing the mislynch on me, and generally trying to get me killed for no reason whatsoever.

Actually now that I look back the only thing that ever made me think Blue was town was the fact that he was wagoned so easily.

His play is atrocious. Lurk lurk lurk at L-1, then he comes back when he's "safe" and says, "I'm proud of myself for wriggling out of a lynch [by lurking hardcore]"

And.
VOTES.

ME.

FOR TRYING TO GET HIM KILLED?

IM THE ONE THAT JUMPED OFF YOUR LYNCH YOU JACKASS. AND NOW I HAVE THE SUDDEN URGE TO KILL YOU AGAIN.

UNVOTE: SHRINE

VOTE: BLUE

RE-READ RAAAAAAAAGEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

[Fate]

Well that's better than an Ellie vote anyway, Konowa.

Welcome back Maemuki, you haven't missed anything. Just a failed attempt to lynch someone besides Blue, but he didn't do himself any favors, so looks like he'll be getting the axe.

[Fate]

All your vote hopping seems scummy to me Fate.

Unvote
Vote: Fate (again)

Explain how it is scummy (again)

[Fate]

I missed the part that makes your accusation valid, aka:

Vote hopping = inconsistency.

Because, ya know, it doesn't.

[Fate]

*EPIC FACEPALM*

You really wanted to vote Shrine but wouldn't because I was on the wagon?
I..

I just...

Unvote

THERE. I WON'T BE ON ANY WAGON NOW VOTE BLUE FFS! I WON'T REVOTE HIM I PINKY SWEAR!

[Fate]

We'll see what you do in 6 days...

*cackles*

[Fate]

FATE, DON'T VOTE, WE NEED PARA. YOU CAN HAMMER.

WAY TO GIVE AWAY MY PLAN! *FACEPALM*

WHY ARE PEOPLE FINALLY VOTING SHRINE? WAS I JUST NOT PATIENT ENOUGH? OR IS BLUE ACTUALLY SCUM?

[Fate]

I WANTED MY NAME ON THAT LYNCH!

VOTE: BLUE

I DON'T SEE A RULE AGAINST IT!

STOP LIVING IN NORMAL TIME ZONES PEOPLE FFS!

[Fate]

HAI GUYZ.

FIRST OF ALL I WANT TO TAKE THIS FIRST POST OF D2 TO SAY ONE THING:

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT PARAMA!!! GLOATGLOATGLOATGLOATGLOATGLOATGLOATv

[Fate]

NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS:

ELLIEBERETH YOU HAVE POSTED AND YOUR POST DID NOT INCLUDE GETTING ON YOUR KNEES AND BEGGING FOR FORGIVENESS SINCE YOUR DEFENSE OF PARAMA WAS A PIVOTAL REASON I PULLED OFF OF HIM.

#3 STOP VOTING FUCKING KONOWA FOR ONE SECOND. JACOB DID YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOU JUST DID? SPYREX, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

#4 I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED DAYS GOING ON FOREVER. STOP BEING SCUM NOW PLEASE CAN WE AT LEAST DISCUSS WHO IS TOWN AND WHO IS SCUM BASED ON PARAMA'S FLIPPED BEFORE SOMEONE SHUTS ME UP TONIGHT? HINT: I'M OBVTOWN NOW.

[Fate]

Psychologist or watcher? (or tracker)

Vote:Fate

for pushing blue so much D1

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID? I WANTED PARAMA DEAD WHO HAS SINCE FLIPPED GODFATHER?

*GOLDSTAR AWARDED*

[Fate]

PRETTY COLORFIED. They all mean something but I don't feel like telling y'all right now.

SIR CYANIDE

(8): DTMaster,

Shadow Dancer

,

Chronopie

,

Blue

,

Shattered Viewpoint

,

mehplusrawr

,

Parama

,

Farside

Blue

(2): Shrinehme, Konowa
Konowa (2):

Julano

,

SIR CYANIDE

Parama

(1):

Fate

Shattered Viewpoint

(1):

FeFiFoFum

No Lynch (1):

JacobSavage

Not Voting (5):

the1fifi

, Leafsnail, NavyCherub,

Henry Hathaway

,

Jag Johan

---------------------------

Parama

(5):

SIR CYANIDE

, DTMaster, Leafsnail,

Farside

,

Jag Johan

SIR CYANIDE

(4):

Chronopie

,

Blue

,

JacobSavage

,

mehplusrawr

Blue

(4): Shrinehme, Konowa, NavyCherub,

Fate

Konowa (1):

Maemuki

Shattered Viewpoint

(1):

FeFiFoFum

Shrinehme (1):

Spyrex

LeafSnail (1):

Parama

YEAH GAY COLORS BUT IT WILL HAVE TO DO. WITH ALL THE TOWNIE POINTS I EARNED I DECLARE THESE PEOPLE UNLYNCHABLE FOR A GOOD 4 DAYS:

Sir Cyanide, WTFarsidereplacer, Jag Johan, Leafsnail

BASED OFF VOTES ALONE. I'M SURE THERE IS MORE TO SEE, LIKE YOU KNOW, WHO KEPT VOTING BLUE AFTER PARAMA STARTED GETTING A WAGON.

[Fate]

Yea, wanting to know if he tracked someone to the godfather kill (Hint: A VIG OHH SNAP) or if this is irrefutable evidence like an investigation is both worthless and scummy.

Konowa voted JacobSavage. Think about that for a couple days and it'll come to you.

HEY LOOK ITS THAT ONE GUY.

AREN'T YOU THE ROLEFISHER SUPREME FROM D1? AND YOU WANT TO LYNCH KONOWA WITHOUT A SECOND CHECK?

HERE ARE REASONS JACOB WOULD CALL KONOWA A SK SINCE SPYREX AND I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU ****ERS:

1. HE SAW KONOWA KILL SOMEONE AND BELIEVED IT TO BE A "SK" ISH KILL. ONLY PERSON HE COULD'VE SEEN HIM KILL IS PARAMA UNLESS MAFIA LOLSELFKILLED.
2. HE IS A FBI INVESTIGATOR. IF HE IS SUCH THERE IS NO REASON NOT TO CLEAR THIS UP WITH TOWN BEFORE WE LYNCH OUR ****ING VIG.

ALSO IF KONOWA IS SK I WOULD BE WILLING TO LET HIM LIVE IF HE AGREES TO LET US DIRECT HIS SHOTS.

SO YEAH.
JACOBBOY, YOU GOT SOME CLAIMIN TO DO.

[Fate]

IS ELLIE SCUMCAPSUSER OR DID HE JUST HAVE A TERRIBLE READ OF PARAMA?

I KNOW ELLIE CAN HAVE SOME TERRIBLE READS SOMETIMES, BUT HE SAID PARAMA WAS "SOOOOO TOWN" AND I TRUSTED HIM! HE LETS ME DOWNZ!

[Fate]

*GRUNT*

------->UNSIGHT




HU HU HU HU

PIC WORK HAO?

[Fate]

VOTE: UNSIGHT

HEY U. SPYREX MAKE GEWD POINT.

COMMENT ON BLUE V. PARAMAZ, SHRINE, AND OTHER THINGS OF INTEREST.

ELSE U WILL BE UNREAD AND EASY MISLYNCH FODDER/SCUM ENDGAME.

[Fate]

So my vote on Parama was epic distancing turned bad when people started piling on him, and NOT scumhunting? God it must suck to be in a tunnel.

WHERE'S YOUR SCUMHUNTING UNSIGHT? DO YOU HAVE ANY SUSPECTS BESIDES LOLFOLLOW THE PR?

Spyrex I don't care what your read is anymore. Unsight doesn't get the "so scummy's he's town" fallacy pass.

I said it before, stop arguing with idiots/scum.

HALF THE GAME HASN'T EVEN CHECKED IN TO SAY HI.

HI REST OF GAME! HOW ARE YOU? HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE SCUM AND BE ABLE TO GET A FREE SLIDE TODAY?

[Fate]

I would also like to thank Fate for his bad play.

Oh yeah I forgot to ask, wdf iz zis?

I don't like how I have the stigma as "the sole reason Blue is dead." I clearly wanted Parama dead over Blue earlier on, but both scum (which may or may not include Elliebereth and her terribad read) made it near impossible for Parama to gain momentum over Blue. And even THEN I wanted Shrine over Blue at least, and that never took hold.

(OH WAIT PARAMA FINALLY VOTED SHRINE AFTER I UNVOTED. LOLDISTANCING?)

[Fate]

WAIT SHRINE WANTS CHRONO DEAD?
MAYBE I DO LIKE HIM.

DAY ROLECOP HUH? HMMM HE WAS THE ONLY NONSCUM DECLARING BLUE AS COMPLETELY TOWN (PARAMA WAS SAYING IT AS WELL) I GUESS THAT MAKES SENSE.

JACOB. YOU.
JUST TELL US IF YOU KNOW WITH 100% CERTAINTY WHETHER KONOWA IS A SERIAL KILLER OR NOT. EVEN THEN, I WOULD LIKE KONOWA TO CLAIM AND THEN WE CAN ALL DECIDE WHO KONOWA WILL SHOOT AT NIGHT UNTIL HE BECOMES USELESS. FAILURE TO COMPLY=LYNCHINZ

[Fate]

Ok, so....

"Part of the gut of mastin was eaten when I looked at the corpse." When you looked at who corpse? Parama's (LOLSUCKITSCUM)?

DO NOT COMPREHEND.

Walk us through this JS, there's no modkill threat here.

What is the nature of your abilities? (Target dead players, living players.) When? (day, night) If day, who yesterday, and today, Konowa?

Why Konowa?

Lucky shot in the dark?

I mean, I really do believe you. Konowa is posting in OTHER GAMES AND HAS IGNORED THIS ONE. KONOWA YOU NEED TO CLAIM THE INSTANT YOU READ THIS OR I'LL LABEL YOU INSUBORDINATE AND UNFIT FOR TOWN-DIRECTED VIG DUTY.

I just want to make sense of this. So far you've told us that "Konowa ate the gut of the first victim." So I don't know what to make of your power. Sounds like a flavor night action cop, e.g.:

Investigate: Konowa
Response: Konowa is bloody insane and ate the gut of Mastin.

"lolwut"

[Fate]

So you can both look at the corpses from the previous day, (and learn the team the killed them I suppose), and also investigate players to see their sanity.

That clears things up.

All that is missing is our dear Konowa to claim.

[Fate]

*headscratch*

So you got back something along the lines of:

Result: Insane. He ate part of Mastin's gut!

[Fate]

Ok then, back to your regularly schedules scum-hunting:

OK ELLIEBERETH. THAT WAS A LITTLE LATE SO YOU STILL NEED TO BE PUNISHED. YOU"RE ON PROBATION WITH A NEUTRAL READ.

OH I FORGOT PAPA ZITO REPLACED IN.

PLAYER LIST KEEPS GETTING MOAR AND MOAR AWESOME. NOW IF ONLY PEOPLE WOULD POST!

[Fate]

K RE-READ THAT TIME WHEN PARAMA WAS GETTING WAGON'D. PAGES 8-12 OR SO IF YOU WANT.

Unvote: Nublet

VOTE: MEHPLUSRAWR

I REALLY WANT TO SEE THIS FLIP TODAY. I HAVE SECRET REASONS WHY.

PLEASE.

I WAS RIGHT ABOUT PARAMA.

PLEEEEEEEEEEEASSSSSSEEEEEEEE.

KONOWA COME HERE SO WE CAN DIRECT YOUR SHOT. ITS THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE YOURSELF. DON'T GIVE UP ON THIS GAME KILLING PEOPLE IS FUN.

I NOMINATE CHRONO TO BE KILLED WITH A MPR LYNCH.

[Fate]

LOL FLAIL MORE MPR.

YES THE GOLDEN LEASH OF POWER! I TOLD YOU I HAD A KILL SPYREX!
MANY THANKS TO KONOWA!

VIG TEA PARTY TIME!

AND NO, WE CAN'T TALK IN OUR QUICKTOPIC DURING THE DAY, STOP PLAYING DUMB.

ANYWAY SINCE SCUM SOMETIMES HAVE A JOAT WITH A PROTECT OR FULL-ON MAFIA DOCTOR (ESPECIALLY SINCE GF WASN'T KILL-IMMUNE), I'LL LET YOU CHOOSE FROM THESE TARGETS KONOWA. YOU BETTER PUT YOUR BEST SCUMHUNTING CAP ON THOUGH, AND USE MPR'S FLIP TO THE FULLEST:

POTENTIAL TARGETS:
CHRONOPIE
UNSIGHT
PAPA ZITO (VOTING UNSIGHT INSTEAD OF MPR)

[Fate]

Yes, Yes Pom did.

I was debating the third slot in my hit list for Pom/Papa Zito as "scum who want to lynch the SK really really badly."

PZ caved and went and voted (not MPR but Unsight which rang bells), while Pom is still pushing the Konowa lynch.

@Unsight I'm done talking to you. You're alone in thinking I'm the scummiest person obviously. I pushed Parama until Blue went and did something stupid "I'm convinced of your innocence Parama." So I thought Blue was scum wanting to look good on the other side, so I figured, if Blue flips scum Parama is town, if Blue is town we can go back to Parama.

But here I am finding myself talking to dead people walking. If you got a claim that should save you from being shot tonight (by Konowa) you might want to come out with it.

[Fate]

Directed at Unsight. Pom you better start talking or else you get to take Papa's place on death row.

We all know Konowa is SK, you've said your piece about why we should lynch him.

Now, since that isn't going to happen, who do you propose we lynch and why?

[Fate]

DTM YOU WERE A TRAITOR TO THE CAPS LOCK ALLIANCE!

BAH.

[Fate]

HAI GUYZ

[Fate]

FINALLY A TOWN WIN!

<333 COMPETENT TOWNIE FRIENDS

<33 Spy

<3 Elli (DTM shot was epic to make up for the wrong Parama read)

</3 Unsight (rolefishing and thinking me scum? Come on now)

</3 Scum

[Fate]

"Pomegranate, You are a mason-vig!

Erm... Yuck? Someone is dead and he was a poor townfolk... He could have been your neighbor and you could be the next! It’s really creepy, but inside of yourself you’re happy your good friend

Richard Massive

is still alive. And don’t forget you’ve got your other friend the gun in your pocket.

-You may post and vote, like any normal person.
-At night, you may communicate with your buddy FeFiFoFum (Mason).
-At night, you may choose someone to shoot down, effectively killing them.
-Your partner’s alignment is 100% assured to be town.

Here’s your QT:

You win when all threats are defeated."

Did the role PM really say the godfather was a mason's "good friend"?

>_>'
<_<';

[Fate]

Only comment I had was what Spyrex brought up:

A SK that can nokill?

Bastard modding. It doesn't even make sense flavor wise "you need more" he should be a compulsive killer, whereas mafia are organized and deliberate and can "nokill" tactically.

Besides flavor, a SK that nokills everynight will go undetected by the town/mafia. Makes it easier to kill only once at MyLo or something and claim One-Shot vig, and be believed, etc. I suppose the psychiatrist was a counter to this though, but still meh.

[Fate]

Well our tracker was useless. Our docs didn't do anything except serve as a buffer to be killed before the mason vig, and our mason vig only hit right once.

So...

Yeah you guys just got unlucky. If Konowa had shot Chrono like I asked it and the vigs didn't shoot DTM it could have gone a whole different direction.

[Fate]

FATE SCUM LIST:
CHORONO
SHRINE
PARAMA
DTMASTER
+A LURKER.

WHERE'S MAH MVP?

[Fate]

for a few days

i have a soft spot for d1 bussing, so I was gonna come back to ya.

Morons like MPR and Unsight could go first