Mini 122: Family Guy Mafia - Apparently Abandoned

[Quagmire]

How about Quagmire as a SK?

Hey now!

Random vote: Oswin

[Quagmire]

Am I really that confined to just Lois?

[Quagmire]

Unvote: Oswin

I believe it's time we lurker-wagon.

Vote: Maximus

. He has not posted yet.

[Quagmire]

I'm not stewie but if I get votes I am willing to roleclaim, That was sarcasm in that post, I agree with you guys that hes mafia

Nice try, hawky!

Unvote: Maximus

HUGE FOS blackhawk

- the only reason this isn't a vote is because I'm afraid that this will be a lynching vote or something like that. Mod, can we get a vote count?

[Quagmire]

I, frankly, believe the guy when he says that. Outside of the family, and Peter's friends, who really is there?

I will not put the deciding vote on blackhawk.

FOS FOS FOS Cubsfan4life and mikehart

for being arrogant about their votes. That usually means they're not paying much attention to the game and just wanting to end the day.

[Quagmire]

My guess is that maybe PopsicleStyx took out the three news reporters because there's already a cop, in Joe.

And then Cleveland Jr. isn't much of a regular. There's plenty of room in there for the salesman.

[Quagmire]

Vote: mikehart

for the worst case of bandwagonitis I've ever seen. On day one, too!

[Quagmire]

I want a vote count before I elaborate further on this issue of the bad typists.

[Quagmire]

I'm going to stick with mikehart here. Yesterday he bandwagoned people to no end, and today he's trying to start a bandwagon to lynch townies. At the risk of sounding bandwagonous myself, I'm going to

vote: mikehart

because I really think he's the most suspicious player out there right now.

[Quagmire]

Vote: Quagmire

because of this

and today he's trying to start a bandwagon to lynch townies.

How do you know Ashes is a townie? The only ones who could possibly know that are the mafia and cops.

P.S. From my point of view PBug has been much more bandwagon happy than mikehart.

Because it's my theory that mikehart is mafia trying to lynch Ashes, who is a townie (IMO. I don't really expect you all to follow me, I'm just putting my thoughts out there). In mikehart's perspective, she's lurking, making her a good target to choose someone who doesn't participate much of the game to lynch. Then he wouldn't get nabbed if Ashes is a townie; the rest of the town would just go, "yo! Lurking is a good excuse for attacking someone, so I can't really find him suspicious."

I've tried this before.

But anyways, if my vote weren't on mikehart, it's be on PBug. Yes, people have brought attention to him bandwagoning too...and I'm suprised I didn't see that myself!

FOS FOS FOS FOS PBuG

[Quagmire]

once again you are assuming Ashes is a townie. WTF? did i miss something?

I never assumed she was a townie. I said I think she's a townie for they way you're attacking her on this day. There's a huge difference there.

Nice defense, by the way. Vote stands.

[Quagmire]

No, you don't. PBug really is a worthy candidate. But nobody's really paying any attention to mikehart! He's the most suspicious person I've seen this entire game! If I wasn't voting him, I'd be voting for PBuG!

[Quagmire]

this is getting stupid. Whya re you so ravenigly attacking me Quagmire? if you noticed i wasnt the only one who though what i thought about blackhawk. i just dont understand why you are so set on getting me lynched. i mean if your that dead-set on lynching a pro-town role than i believe we should lynch you instead. the only problem being i think considering your an ezperienced player i find it unlikely youd so blatantly attack me like that unless you had a really good reason. so, if you wouldnt mind will you spell out your problem with me?

The only problem I have with you is that I think you're mafia. That's it. I think you're mafia, so I want to convince everyone to lynch you, because I'm confident that you're an evil mafioso of the sort.

But yet you say that you're a pro-town role. Please don't roleclaim yet, because I'm the only one voting for you right now. If the town would take their attention off of PBuG/warpdragon for being suspicious too and lynch you, then you should roleclaim.

Don't get me wrong, I think warpdragon is suspicious evil mafia scum. I'm just more confident that mikehart is scum.

[Quagmire]

Tell us your real role name. Otherwise, you die. Simple as that. Hold off on the voting for him for now, I want to hear his defense.

[Quagmire]

Didn't Brian join the police in one episode as a drug sniffing dog? He might be backing up Joe.

Yes. The episode's called "The Thin White Line," because he also gets addicted to coke.

He

did

say he was backing up someone...for now, I'll have to believe him.

Unvote: mikehart

FOS Warpdragon

Before I vote, I need a vote count.

[Quagmire]

I agree completely with Cubsfan4life. When I unvoted mikehat and wanted to go after him, he tried to direct suspicion towards me in FOS'ing me. This is yet another trait of being a mafioso. And I would know, because most of the times I've been mafia, I've tried to direct attention to someone else rather than defending myself. He's looking more and more suspicious with his posts.

[Quagmire]

Yes, it's 4 to lynch.

Vote: Maximus

for excessive lurking and lack of participation....

I'm still a little suspicious of mikehart, too.

[Quagmire]

Well, we got 6 alive, I can narrow us down alot

I'm Joe Swanson, and Quagmire and mikeheart are innocent. I also investigated Ygg, but he died that night.

That leaves Oswin, Viqles, and Maximus as canidates for scum.

For now I'm going to believe you, until if someone claims. Then I'd weigh everything in separately...but for now, I say we go with Maximus. Lurking + saying nothing whenever he DOES post = not good.

[Quagmire]

I just get lost in all these debates and I'm not the brightest person when it comes to following mafia games. That's why I don't contribute much.

And besides, I'm just a townie. Otherwise, I'd be even more sneakier and jumping on bandwagons and such.

I'm sorry, Maximus, I don't buy it. What's your role name?

[Quagmire]

Okay, so we've got Oswin and ashes left...let's go get them.

Vote: Oswin

[Quagmire]

Welcome to the game, Tigris.

I'm sorry, but there's one thing wrong with your defense so far. I am Mayor Adam West! I'm the mayor, and I don't think my role works very well, because I tried getting someone to vote for mikehart back during day two (I think) and nothing worked with that. Maybe I can only target specific people. I don't know.

Now I'm sure you're mafia. Sorry, bud. My vote stands.

And Argoti: You can't be sure of anything when you're a cop. You've gotten all innocent results...so you still might be naive. The fact that you investigated Yggdrasil and he was innocent in both death and your investigation only disproves the insane and paranoid cops. You could very well be naive.

[Quagmire]

So wait, on what basis, are we lynching Tigirs? I want to know the reason before we kill him.

Tigris is suispicious, so we made him claim. He claimed Mayor Adam West. Well, the problem with that claim is that I'm Mayor West. His claim is contradicted by mine, and plus, Argoti got me innocent. I think it's kind of obvious to lynch him.

[Quagmire]

Vote: Ashes

Random votes on day 4 is very dangerous. Plus, I'm sure you're the final scumbag.

[Quagmire]

Unvote: Ashes

I'm not going to vote Maximus, because I'm hoping that he replies. And I want to hear a defense before I vote him.

[Quagmire]

And Stewie Griffin is the godfather. So the whole investigation protected thing is basically a moot point.

Vote; Maximus

[Quagmire]

All right! Everyone is spared.

So, since Maximus was a townie, we know that Argoti is naive. That means that any one of us could be scum...

MOD: Doesn't it take 3 to lynch, because 2 isn't a majority here with four people alive?

Because I'd get the ball started on voting for Ashes because I want a claim from her, but if it's two to lynch, I don't want to risk anything...

What do you guys think?

[Quagmire]

Please do, Ashes.

[Quagmire]

I do, but I don't think they work. I get to PM Pops to control someone's vote, but I really don't think it works, because I tried to get someone to vote for yourself on day whatever, mikehart...but it came up as a total faliure. If I would guess, it's Adam's erratic and estranged persona that makes his abilities useless. But I haven't tried any other instances other than that.

I'm suspicious of Argoti right now too, for claiming a naive cop.

I'm suspicious of mikehart because I have been all game but I totally forgot what he claimed.

I don't think Ashes is cleared either, because she would say that the mafia would easily choose Argoti to kill...but then she could say that Lois is a doctor (which I really don't get...is it because she's a motherly figure?) and got the protection correct last night. I think Ashes is just as scumy as before, because if you watched the episode "A Freakin' Family Guy Christmas" or something like that, Lois turns crazy and starts hating everyone. But then that doesn't add up either, because why would Stewie and Lois be on the same mafia team?

I'm confused; give me a while to think this all out.

[Quagmire]

Argoti, you're a naive cop because you're getting only innocent results.

[Quagmire]

The role says I can buy votes, but so far, nothing's working. I'm sorry if that sounds scummy to you, but I don't think you have any way of proving that you're a backup cop, either. What's your role name?

[Quagmire]

To save my own ass,

Vote: ashes

I seriously think that in the "Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas" episode, Lois turns crazy.

I'm confident you're the final scum.

[Quagmire]

Is the day going to end, or what?