Mini 122: Family Guy Mafia - Apparently Abandoned

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Be sure to catch Family Guy Sunday-Thursday @ 11:00 pm ET on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim.

"It seems today, that all you see, is violence in movies and sex on TV"
"But where are those good ol' fasion values?"
"On wich we use to rely"
"All we need's a Family guy, all we need's a man who positivly can do, all the things that make us..."
"Laugh and cry"
"He's"
"A"
"Fam"
"ly"
"Guy!"

Tom Tucker

:

Ha ha, looks like next time little Kyle will learn to keep the safety lock "on" on his dad's Chain saw

Dian Simmons

:

In other news, the mafia have invaded Quohog.

Tom Tucker

:

That's right, earlier today an anonymous tip was given to the authorities saying a mafia note was found in a gutter on Spooner St.

Dian Simmons

:

We now go live to Top Asian Reporter Trisia Tokanowa at the scene where the note was recovered. Trisia?...

Trisia Tokanowa

:

Thank you, Dian. I am at the scene where the mafia note was recovered. Apparently the police are still searching for clues, they have found evidence that the note was written by someone under the age of 5, so the police are skeptical as to wether the note is a real threat. Back to you, Dian...

Dian Simmons

:

Thank you Trisia. In other news, our very own Tom Tucker's son has left him and gone to the circus.

Tom Tucker

:

And now are more interesting story we have footage of Dian PMSing right here in the studio. Oh, wait a minute, it's already playing. Ha ha isn't that funny Dian?

Alive

:

Quagmire
Argoti
Mikehart

Dead

:

Bane221 (Meg Griffin, Town)

- Poisoned Night 1

blackhawk (Evil Closet Monkey, SK)

- Lynched Day 1

Yggdrasil (Glen Quagmire, Heartless Sex Hound)

- Shot Night 2

warpdragon

replacing PBuG

(Neil Goldman, Mafia)

- Lynched Day 2

Cubsfan4life (Peter Griffin, Emberassing Fat Moron)

- Shot Night 3

Tigris

replacing Oswin

(Stewie, Godfather)

- Lynched Day 3

vIQles (Chris Griffin, Discount Doctor)

- Stabbed Night 4

Maximus (Cleveland, Town)

- Lynched Day 4

Ashes (Lois Griffin, Doctor)

- Lynched Day 5

Status

:

Night Six

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Here are the

Rules

for this

lovely

game:

1)

No one

knows each other's identity unless your role tells you otherwise (Or if you claim).

2) Votes for someone will be in

Bold

, everyone got that?

Bold

(please don't abbreviate their name so much that I have no idea who it is. Ex.

Vote: PopsicleStix

=

Vote: Poop

)

3) Unvote in

Bold

. If you do not unvote then your next vote

will not

be counted.

4) You may vote for a "no lynch". A vote of this kind from more than half of the current players is required to end the day.

5) If conversation in this game does not go smoothly then I will make a

deadline

. You may

Vote: Extended Deadline

and I will extend the deadline a few days. All in all

please disscuss

!

6) If you are lynched or you die you

will not

post in this game again! Remeber, you're dead! Would you like it if your dead grandma came back from the dead and was wearing a bikini and said "Man, I love heaven! it's great! Wanna stop by sometime?" You may look in though, and you may comment at the end of the game.

7) No name calling, no one wants their feelings hurt. Awch, my feelings hurt!!

8 ) Once I PM you your role please confirm by PM. Please please

please

, confirm as quick as you can! If you do not confirm in a reasonable amount of time I will replace you!

9)

Do not

discuss this game outside of this thread, unless your role or a PM from me says that you may do so. This continues to apply after you die and until the game is over.

10)

Do not

edit or delete any of your submitted posts.

11)

Do not

quote your role or any other PMs from me.

12) If you have a night choice, it is due before the posted deadline. If your choice is not submitted to me by this time, no choice will be made.

13) If you will be gone from Mafia Scum for longer than 24 hours, post that you will be gone in the "Vacation/Limited Acess" topic in the "General Discussion" thread. If you can, please post that you will be gone here too.

14)

Remember

this is a

game

, something that you play for

fun

. Not to get extremely enthusiastic and obsessive over and try to cheat just to win. Please make the game enjoyable for you

and

everyone else in this fine game.

15) If you have any questions, feel free to PM me.

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It is now night, I'll need those night choises

Wed., August 4 at 9:00 pm

. The sooner you get those night choises to me the sooner we can get to Day One...

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Dian Simmons

:

We have some sad news for Quohog today, apparently

Bane221 (Meg Griffin, Townsperson)

was

Poisoned

. Here's a Picture of what the victim looks like:

Tom Tucker

:

We now go live to top asian reporter Trisia Tockanaowa where she is on the scene interveiwing his family. Trisia?...

Trisia Tockanaowa

:

...Thanks Tom. I'm with the victom's family right now interveiwing the Mother and Father of Meg. Now Mrs. Griffin what happened when you found your daughter this morning?

Lois Griffin

:

Well, we woke up and thought that it was a pretty normal day, we didn't think much about our daughter n...

Peter Griffin

:

Oh, my god! Meg's a girl!? When did he get a sex change!? And how come you let her get one and not me?

Lois Griffin

:

Peter, Meg's been a girl all her life.

Peter Griffin

:

Oh, right. Well can I get a sex change? Pleeease?

Lois Griffin

:

Peter, you are

not

getting a sex change! Anyway, it was a normal summer day and we woke up and ate breakfast without Meg because you know, no one really pays attention to her and then when I was trying to give my son Stewie a bath he jumped up and ran into Meg's room so I chased him in there and thats when we found him-I mean her.

Trisia Tockanowa

:

Thank you Mrs. Griffin. Back to you Dian...

Dian Simmons + Tom Tucker

:

Zzzzzzz...

Get to Day One!

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Vote Count

:

Blackhawk

- 1 (

Cubsfan4life

)

Cubsfan4life

- 1 (

Argoti

)

Maximus

- 1 (

Oswin

)

vIQleS

- 1 (

Yggdrasil

)

PBuG

- 1 (

vIQleS

)

Oswin

- 1 (

Quagmire

)

Argoti

- 1 (

PBuG

)

Not Voting

- 4 (

Maximus, Blackhawk, Mikehart, Ashes

)

Keep in mind, Blackhawk and Mikehart have unusual internet access.

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If unusual internet access means never on, I agree. Anyway... Anybody got any leads?

They're on vacation, they posted in the "Vacation/Limited Access" thread.

[PopsicleStix]

I have just proded Maximus and if he doesn't respond within 48 hours I will start looking for a replacement

[PopsicleStix]

I guess it's time for a...

Vote Count

:

Maximus

- 3 (

Oswin, Quagmire, PBuG

)

Ashes

- 1 (

Mikehart

)

Blackhawk

- 1 (

Cubsfan4life

)

Cubsfan4life

- 1 (

Argoti

)

PBuG

- 1 (

vIQles

)

vIQles

- 1 (

Yggdrasil

)

Yggdrasil

- 1 (

Ashes

)

Not Voting

- 2 (

Blackhawk, Maximus

)

It takes

six

to sink someone's ship.

Blackhawk will be back from vacation tomarrow.

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Never fear, PopsicleStix is here!

Vote Count

:

blackhawk

- 4 (

Cubsfan4life, PBuG, Argoti, Maximus

)

Ashes

- 1 (

Mikehart

)

PBuG

- 1 (

vIQles

)

Quagmire

- 1 (

blackhawk

)

vIQles

- 1 (

Yggdrasil

)

Yggdrasil

- 1 (

Ashes

)

Not Voting

- 2 (

Oswin, Quagmire

)

It takes six to end the day

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...Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Meg Griffin, Chris Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Brian, Adam West, Bonnie Swanson, Cleveland, Cleveland Jr, The Grim Reaper, Diane Simmons, Joe Swanson, Kevin Swanson, Lorretta, Mr. Weed, Quagmire, Tom Tucker, Tricia Takenawa. That's 14 right there. If you want a list of "other charcters" go here http://www.planet-familyguy.com/charact ... ex.php?b=3. I'm pretty sure there was no Traveling Salesman listed there.

Uh, actually I'm very familiar with Planet-Family Guy, they sold the Peter mask they used in the episode where licking toads is a drug and Peter said to Chris "Chris doing drugs is bad, believe me, I tried it once..things got

way

too real" (cuts to real-life man wearing a Peter mask) "HOLY CRAP I AM FREAKING OUT!". Anyway, they don't have a lot of characters in that database, they don't even have Mr. Rogers! Come on, that was one of the best random celebrities!

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Well...two things here...

1. Yes I also know Pop and yes he would use a completely random character and make a totally stupid role.....

What good friends I have...

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A vote count it is!

Vote Count

:

blackhawk

- 3 (

PBuG, Argoti, Maximus

)

Mikehart

- 2 (

blackhawk, vIQles

)

Ashes

- 1 (

Mikehart

)

PBuG

- 1 (

vIQles

)

vIQles

- 1 (

Yggdrasil

)

Yggdrasil

- 1 (

Ashes

)

Not Voting

- 3 (

Cubsfan4life, Oswin, Quagmire

)

It takes Six to tango...

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Vote Count

:

blackhawk

- 2 (

Argoti, Maximus

)

Mikehart

- 2 (

vIQles, Quagmire

)

Maximus

- 1 (

blackhawk

)

Yggdrasil

- 1 (

Ashes

)

Not Voting

- 5 (

Cubsfan4life, Mikehart, Oswin, PBuG, Yggdrasil

)

It takes six to smash the can.

You now have a

Deadline, Thursday Aug. 19 at 10:00 pm ET

. Pick up the conversation!

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As the sun sets on this beautiful day you circle arround blackhawk.

Mikehart

:

Oh.. he voted somone for.. lurking and, uh.. voting him. So lets.. LYNCH HIM!

blackhawk

:

What?? Lynching me for random voting somone?

Cubsfan4life

:

Yeah! Random voting people is not right!

vIQles

:

Yeah! We should definatly lynch him!

blackhawk

:

What!? All I did was random vote him! Everyone does that at the beginning of a game and no one thinks it's scummy!

Mikehart

:

Well.. Sure they do! Lynch him!

PBuG

:

Yeah! Whatever he just said!

blackhawk

:

Ook.. But I just claimed so I really can't claim again, I already told all of you I'm the traveling salesman

Oswin

:

Well, I believe blackhawk

Yggdrasil

:

Shh! I think that we should lynch blackhawk because his role doesn't have a name!

As you string him up in the center of the town blackhawk gives up

blackhawk

:

I didn't even get a chance to kill Chr...

Luckily

blackhawk (Evil Closet Monkey, SK)

was lynched


It is now Night Two. Get those night choices in to my by

Sunday, Aug. 22 at 8:00 pm ET

when I get back from Schlitterbahn.

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Tom Tucker

:

And we're back. When the poop, I'm sorry poor, unsuspecting people of Quohog woke up this morning they found a dead body lying in the middle of Glen Quagmire's yard

Dian Simmons

:

After the police searched the body they found that the body had the unusually large penis size of what they believe to be one man.

Yggdrasil (Glen Quagmire, Heartless Sex Hound - Pro-town)

was shot.

Tom Tucker

:

Four times in the chest to be exact, Dian.

Dian Simmons

In more interesting news some vomit was found by the town's local drug store. More after the break.

Big fat meanie said "Get to day one!" Five to lynch.

I will be gone from tomarrow at 5:00 pm to Sunday at about noon.

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warpdragon will be replacing PBuG as of... now. No wait, now.

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Vote Count

warpdragon

- 2 (

Maximus, Cubsfan4life

)

Ashes

- 1 (

Mikehart

)

Mikehart

- 1 (]

Quagmire

)

Oswin

- 1 (

vIQles

)

vIQles

- 1 (

Oswin

)

Not Voting

- 3 (

Argoti. Ashes, warpdragon

)

It takes 4 to toss the coin

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Vote Count

warpdragon

- 2 (

Maximus, Cubsfan4life

)

Ashes

- 1 (

Mikehart

)

vIQles

- 1 (

Oswin

)

Not Voting

- 5 (

Argoti. Ashes, Quagmire, vIQles, warpdragon

)

It takes 4 to dump the bucket of fishheads and water on the guy's head ,who's about 40 feet below you.

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Vote Count

:

warpdragon

- 3 (

Maximus, Cubsfan4life, vIQles

)

vIQles

- 1 (

Oswin

)

Not Voting

- 5 (

Argoti. Ashes, Mikehart, Quagmire, warpdragon

)

No discussion within 37 hours, I'm going to put a deadline on this baby.

Deadline, September 12 at 10:00 pm

It'll take two votes or more to lynch

[PopsicleStix]

Town

: Let's not talk

Mikehart

: Ah, I'm going to lynch warpdragon and make PopsicleStix write a lynch scene, when he comes in from doing a lot of yard work and feels like shit.

warpdragon (Neil Goldman, Mafia)

was lynched


Give me your night choises by Septeber 9 at 10:00 pm ET.

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Tom Tucker

: Ha ha, well that squirrel must have been surprised!

Dian Simmons

: In less funny news, apparently

Cubsfan4life (Peter Griffin, Embarrassing Fat Moron)

was shot last night at around 3:25 am.

Tom Tucker

: We now go live to Trisia Tockanaowa where she is interviewing Peter's Children. Trisia?...

Trisia Tockanowa

: ...Thanks, Tom. I'm here now interviewing Christopher and Stewart Griffin, the children of Peter Griffin. Christopher, do you have anything to comment about your father?

Chris Griffin

: All I know is that when I woke up this morning my mom was crying and when I asked her what was wrong she said "your daddy's dead" I didn't know what to think. I just thought that this is one of those pranks that my dad plays on me all the time. Like that one time that he rigged my clock so that whenever I would try and press the 'snooze' button, it would force me to poop myself, oh wait, no I already did that, so it mu

Stewie Griffin

: Silence! You meaningless bag of dog pheesies! Now, President George W. Bush, I have over 102 time bombs set arround the white house and if don't want me to detonate them you must send me $20,000, a trip to Toronto Canada, and the power over the Mili

Trisia Tockanowa

: Aw, how cute. Well it looks like

Stewie Griffin

: No! This was my

Trisia Tockanowa

: those boys will be doing just fine even without their loved father. Back to you Dian...

Dick Cheney

: Whatcha watchin' King George?

George W. Bush

: Eh, somethin' about the Ham-Burgler...

It is now Day Three,

It takes 4 to sniff the paint.

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His internet is down. Is it four to lynch? If it is someone please tell me, I couldn't really figure it out...

[PopsicleStix]

Of corse, I'm on it...

Awaaaaaay!

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Tigris will be replacing Oswin

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The sun begins to set on the city of Quohog

Oswin

:

...

*BLING!*

PLEASE STAND BY

The sun begins to set on the city of Quohog

Tigris

:

Well, I'm here and I'm Mayor Adam West...

Quagmire

:

Dude, no you're not, I'm Adam West...

Argoti

:

What?

Vote: Tigris

...

Tigris

:

N-No, I'm Adam West! :looks arround:

vIQles

:

Eh, lynch you...

Good, apparently

Tigris

was

(Stewert Griffin, Godfather)

And thus ends possibly the most boring day in Mafia Scum history.

Get those Night choices into my by

Sunday, September 19 at 10:00 pm ET

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vIQles

:

Ah, what a beautiful day. It would be even more beautiful if I didn't have this knife stuck in me... KNIFE!?!?

vIQles (Chris Griffin, Discount Doctor)

was stabbed

Get to day, uh, four...

A-Three to lynch

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The sun begins to set..

Maximus

:

I know it may seem that all of the clues lead up to me, but they aren't.. Well, I mean.. I'm innocent!

Quagmire

:

What!? None of this adds up! I'm lynching you!

Argoti

:

Yeah! I mean you're the only one who I haven't investigated.. So you're definatly it!

Mikehart

:

Yeeeah, I'm not getting this either...

You string Maximus up by the town's chapel...

Maximus

:

You sick, sick people. Couldn't you do better than a cha...

Maximus (Cleveland, Town)

was lynched...


Get me your night choises by...

Sunday, September 26 at 10:00 pm ET

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Everyone in Quohog awakes

Everyone

:

Wow, no one was killed

it is day 5, it takes 3 to lynch.

[PopsicleStix]

Deadline, Sunday October 17 at 10:00 pm ET

Talk damnit!

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Yeah..

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As you all gather arround ashes she cries for help..

Ashes

:

HEEEELP! I'M INNOCENT I TELL YOU!

so you kill her..

Ashes (Lois Griffen, Doctor)

was lynched


get me the night choises whenever...