526: M.A.D. Mafia II. GAME OVER.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Vote UA

L-1.

[Albert B. Rampage]

zomg flay is scum with UA. [bn]nuke flay[/b] /joke

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think there's at least one person who doesn't have any WMDs. My job is to find that person and nuke him.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I will reply to both instances by the same answer: because I can.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm obviously the highest risk to the town atm. However I am not allied with Disney Land, Hollywood or the mafia. HINT: I have a general called Nkunda under my command.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Also, could we bloody well agree as a town to nuke those who launch without reason, this time?

I agree, but only after 48 hours; we will have more information that way.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If you're asking about reasons for role hinting you should be asking Albert B. Rampage:

I'm obviously the highest risk to the town atm. However I am not allied with Disney Land, Hollywood or the mafia. HINT: I have a general called Nkunda under my command.

Why would he come out and say he was a risk to the town unless he has some condition that requires him to be at L-1 or something before launching a nuke? If he doesn't have any such special condition then he's practically asking to be lynched, which doesn't make any sense to me.

My wiki describes me as trigger-happy, confrontational and inconsistent. Three traits that are extremely dangerous in this particular type of game.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I found a scum.

Nuke: Flay

He thinks that JDodge's arrogance rubbed off on me and UA's campaign against me will earn him a nuke from my part. He is, of course, vastly underestimating me.

Do not retaliate against me until 48 hours have past and Flay is proven scum/town.

Thank you for your time, ladies and gentlemen. Oh and Flay, that is "

Renegade

General Laurent Nkunda".

[Albert B. Rampage]

Watch and learn, grasshopper.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Might as well claim, Flay. I am China.

[Albert B. Rampage]

We won't know if they are nuclear or not until they strike".

wtf Yos ?

I thought everything was assumed nuclear until impact !?!?

[Albert B. Rampage]

We won't know if they are nuclear or not until they strike".

wtf Yos ?

I thought everything was assumed nuclear until impact !?!?

As stated in the rules, the town has no way of knowing if it was nuclear or not until it strikes, and that was simply a flavorfull way of me saying that.

OHH kk my bad.

Flay. Claim. Time is running out and you WILL die.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why are you trying to discredit me before Flay has had a chance to react ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

@archaist ^

[Albert B. Rampage]

Flameaxe, you retarded son of a bitch, shut the fuck up.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Why are you trying to discredit me before Flay has had a chance to react ?

I'm trying to show that it's likely your nuke is a bluff and that your posts are scummy. I post when I'm online and I have something to comment on, other people reacting has nothing to do with it.

If, according to your theory, I am bluffing and have no nukes or cannot use them, then why would you want to suggest I am bluffing, which would result in Flay not taking me seriously and saving himself from possibly acting scummy ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Because if you are in fact bluffing then we can avoid having another nuke launched and adding to the total leading to nuclear winter.

First of all, if I am bluffing there is no 'another'. Second, why would someone risk nuking me before the 48 hours have past, and possibly risk me retaliating, making nuclear winter closer to reality ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

EBWOP

First of all, if I am bluffing there is no 'another'. Second, assuming I am not bluffing, why would someone risk nuking me before the 48 hours have past, and possibly risk me retaliating, making nuclear winter closer to becoming a reality ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

That would not be another, that would be back to square one with one nuke sent.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No one's going to lynch me once Flay is proven scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Meh. *shrug* no point in blaming archaist.

Flay, what do you think of everyone's reactions so far ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Go. Nuke me.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think your too much of a pussy to nuke me. Or maybe you think yourself too intelligent. Who knows. I know you would never pull the trigger though, your too much of a girl.

[Albert B. Rampage]

QFT.

That's why I don't believe your bs threats. I understand your logic, and know what your next move is before you make it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

QFT.

That's why I don't believe your bs threats. I understand your logic, and know what your next move is before you make it.

To be honest, I'd rather lynch you and not waste the nukes.

But that's another matter entirely.

Precisely. You think that by not 'rising to the bait' you are breaking my game...heh little do you know how far ahead I can see you coming.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Yes. Read.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Who knows JDodge. Why is it that when JDodge makes a threat he pussies out and doesn't see it through ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Because I win.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Oh shit, wtf.

[Albert B. Rampage]

What the hell is happening ?

Nuke: UA

[Albert B. Rampage]

You dumbasses. ABR can only launch once a day unless it's in retaliation...

So does schis. JDodge and schis just fucking killed themselves.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Because that would be crazy..and chaotic...everyone would just kill theyselves.

[Albert B. Rampage]

If there's no screenshot, it cannot be proven.

[Albert B. Rampage]

BTW flameaxe and more especially UA have both got grudges against me. So fucking what ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Fuck this shit.

Mod: Can we just have both players replaced and pretend no nukes were sent ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think JDodge is the alpha male of mafiascum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No credit to me ? C'mon, fly my flag a bit

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm embarrassed. Please take that off your sig.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Reasoning ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

You have not.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Do you think I am mafia ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

You guys have no idea why you're voting me, do you.

[Albert B. Rampage]

These are things that Rampage does. Do your research. Actually, scratch that, why don't we just all lose because your an asshat.

[Albert B. Rampage]

There are plenty of tells that give me off as scum- this isn't one of them. And I know that these guys don't really think I'm scum, they just want to 'get back at me'. I'm going to keep doing what I do best - and you bullshitting bitches ain't changing me.

[Albert B. Rampage]

There are tons of games where my team would have lost if I was replaced by you, or any generic scummer.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I have rare ability to catch scum..that I prove over and over again. Sure I fuck up a few times, I'm still learning. But overall, I find scum with more ease than you.

[Albert B. Rampage]

My current ongoing games, where I caught scum no one else could.

Mini 458, where as soon as I replaced I nailed 2 scum, mislynched once and caught the last scum.

Mini 471, where I caught the Godfather, someone nobody suspected but me for legitimate reasons no one would buy, but he was investigated and the cop claimed innocent on him, and so we lost.

Beast wars mafia, led bandwagon on Godfather and killed a second scum.

Open 27, caught both scum literally moments after replacing.

Tons of newbe games are witness as well.

I'm not a good 'conventional' player, but I see mafia when most of the town think they see townie. Most of those examples are where I was the sole person leading and fighting for a lynch of the scum - some I get and we win, some I don't and we lose.

Nowadays I often just get NK'd cause I find the scum d1 though...

[Albert B. Rampage]

Most = all except 458.

[Albert B. Rampage]

And there were a LOT of newbes where I pretty much saved the town. Short and sweet I caught 2 scum day one as well and was NK'd for it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Acting ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

Wow. Are you sure you are born in 85 ? not 95 ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm always town, even when I'm not. Yes, I win with the majority of players.

[Albert B. Rampage]

My current ongoing games, where I caught scum no one else could.

A) Stop referencing ongoing games.
2) So now that you're high on your ego, you decide its a good idea to take your whims to the next level now that you, essentially, have daykilling powers, and shoot whoever you want?
Γ) Why did you try and nuke me when Hell Broke Loose?

A) I didn't reference any particular game/
2) You will see.
?) That was a joke.

[Albert B. Rampage]

He asks me if I'm going to shoot whoever I want, what do you want me to say ? No ?

lol you want me to lie ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

First of all, you don't know whether I shot someone or not. Second of all, if I faked a nuclear launch, then I can't launch at all. If I did indeed launch, then I cannot launch again. UA asked me a stupid question that deserved no answer.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I'm not going to die until schis dies.

[Albert B. Rampage]

You killed it when you confessed to me you didn't go both ways.

[Albert B. Rampage]

I think flameaxe defended JDodge.

[Albert B. Rampage]

No wai

[Albert B. Rampage]

LOL. I have trouble distinguishing cops from scum.

[Albert B. Rampage]

Sorry won't cut it this time, will it.

[Albert B. Rampage]

So um...wassup holmes ?

[Albert B. Rampage]

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