526: M.A.D. Mafia II. GAME OVER.

[UltimaAvalon]

Vote: UltimaAvalon

PAGE 1 QUICKLYNCH LETS GO GO GO

[UltimaAvalon]

Unvote

So my plan was to nuke the dumb idiot who puts me at L-1, but now that I see its ABR, I'm thinking it'd be a much better idea to just lynch him. I don't have a lot of nukes, and I'd rather not waste one on an retard like him

Vote: Albert B. Rampage

[UltimaAvalon]

You could join the ABR Wagon

[UltimaAvalon]

Flameaxe, your last post makes no sense, please restate/clarify?

He's just mad I left my bandwagon on page 1

... Any good reason behind your role hinting here?

What role do you think I'm hinitng? I don't think I'm hinting any role...

so can I nuke him?

From what I know and have seen of Albert B. Rampage, I've decided that the only way town can ever win in a game with him, is to just get rid of him him Day 1. If you do destroy him, I won't think less of you for it.

[UltimaAvalon]

WHY

THE

FUCK

IS

RAMPAGE

STILL

ALIVE

[UltimaAvalon]

I see four possible scenarios:

ABR is retarded and has no nukes

ABR is retarded and is killing a town

ABR is retarded ALBEIT A VERY LUCKY RETARD and launched a nuke at a Scum

ABR is retarded Scum who launched a nuke at his scumbuddy in the ultimate form of bussing.

Either way, I stand by what I said earlier. The most Townie thing you can ever do in a game with ABR in it, is get rid of him as fast as possible.

SUPER RIDICULOUS VOTE OF CONFIRMATION SO POWERFUL IT WILL NEVER MOVE THIS WHOLE GAME UNTIL HE'S DEAD VOTE: Albert B. Rampage

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Ok. Read the fucking rules. You can only launch a free nuke at whoever launhes against you. Schis can't launch nukes against ABR and BBM until they launch nukes at him, cus hes already nuked JDodge. ABR, you cant nuke me unless I nuke you first, cus you've already launched a nuke at Flay. Can we try and be a little less retarded please?

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BTW flameaxe and more especially UA have both got grudges against me. So fucking what ?

We generally wait for you to do something retarded before calling you a retard and try to kill you

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Also. Schis. THERE. IS. NO. JESTER. Why would there be a Jester in this kind of game? It's ridiculous.

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WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE EVERYONE WHOS SHOT A NUKLE REPLACED? THAT'LL MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY!

Well....except JDodge

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ZOMG I FORGOT MY SARCASM TAGS! OOPS

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Mod note 2: Talking about the game outside the thread IS AGAINST THE RULES OF THE GAME, even if it's just a "haha I nuked you" IM like this appears to be. If it happens again, for ANY reason, the person or people responsible will be modkilled and banned from any future games I might mod.

QFET

Also, we should totally get back to lynching ABR now

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I've already stated them

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You might have missed that post, as it was right before shit hit the fan last night. Look harder

[UltimaAvalon]

You put me at L-1 for no reason, and you nuked Flay for, again, no reason. These are not things that townies do.

[UltimaAvalon]

My current ongoing games, where I caught scum no one else could.

A) Stop referencing ongoing games.
2) So now that you're high on your ego, you decide its a good idea to take your whims to the next level now that you, essentially, have daykilling powers, and shoot whoever you want?
Γ) Why did you try and nuke me when Hell Broke Loose?

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Oh thats why my imaginary friend hasn't said anything all day. Thanks a lot Schis

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ALRIGHT!

I say from now on we refer to this day as Day 1, since all the retards have died (not counting Flay or JDodge)

Also, I like how the first page says 8 Alive, but JDodge is in both the alive and dead lists

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Also, a montage for our fallen comrade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO70NlcqlBQ

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Especially since Russia got Night killed.

Well, since this is Day 1, I think I'll

Vote: UA

to start things off

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I don't like how Archaist did absolutely nothing, then launched an attack on the first person to random vote him.

Unvote Vote: Archaist

[UltimaAvalon]

What do you mean I did nothing?

I meant did nothing today.

[UltimaAvalon]

1) UA Self-votes on Day 1

2) Wagon jump?

[UltimaAvalon]

1) Its Day 1

2) [sarcasm]You're right, I didn't give a reason.[/sarcasm]

[UltimaAvalon]

Actually, to me, 'comrade' sounds Communist Russian. Read his title and it all makes sense.

[UltimaAvalon]

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

[UltimaAvalon]

I betcha a nuclear launch from yours truly will get this game going real fast

[UltimaAvalon]

On Wednesday November 28th, at 5:00 PM, I will launch a nuke. This is your 24 hour warning

Someone call Jack Bauer.

[UltimaAvalon]

Nuke: ChaosOmega

You will not be missed.

Now Archaist has until CO dies to claim, as it'll then be 7 alive, 4 to lynch. I suggest you use your remaining time wisely.

[UltimaAvalon]

I shall now present to you a PbPA on

ZONEACE:

Post 37 - Useless

Post 45 - Useless

Post 136 - Useless

Post 139 - Points out where nukes are going

Post 160 - Voted for ABR

Post 175 - Useless banter with ABR

Post 177 - More useless banter with ABR

Post 179 - More useless banter with ABR

Post 195 - Useless

Post 200 - Speculation

Post 202 - Useless

Post 214 - Called ABR a jackass

Post 218 - Useless

Post 227 - Useless

Posr 221 - Useless

Post 233 - Useless

Post 245 - Agreed that he (ZONEACE) should be alive

Post 255 - Voted for UA for "erratic behavior"

Post 270 - Agreed with stark, when stark said the exact same thing UA said. Hmmm....

Post 275 - Places emphasis on forgetting Day 1

Post 277 -

<RED FLAG>

Attacks UA for Self-Voting

<RED FLAG>

Post 280 - Again explains that self-voting and voting without reason is basis of his vote.

Post 295 - Responds to a prod, Puts Archaist at L-1, remains suspicious of UA

Post 299 - States slow game as the reason of putting Archaist at L-1, which is funny, seeing as how he had just been prodded for inactivity

Post 302 - Asks Archaist to claim

Post 305 - Corrects VC

Post 321 - Useless

As you can see, ZONEACE is scum scum scum, and needs to die, post haste, so that world peace can be achieved.

Vote: ZONEACE

Also, BBR, do you mind fully claiming? You've already said you defended JDodge with Missle Wall powahs.

[UltimaAvalon]

Ha ha yur funy

[UltimaAvalon]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU INSANE!!!!!!

Dammit. Normally I'd nuke back, but

Number of nuclear weapons detonated to date:

3

Current radiation level:

Moderately High

I dont know how close we are to Armageddon, and that doesnt put my mind at too much ease.

EBWOPreview: CONTRADICTION!!!!!!!!

hmm either you 2 are the stupidest fucking townies other, or the stupidest fucking scum ever.

one of you is scum.

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND

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Massive skills.

Best quote in the game

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Also, ZONEACE, you're at L-1. CLAIM NOW you rat-faced bastard

[UltimaAvalon]

Well, what more can I do? I've already voted for him.

Also

IF it were 4 alive, then yes, no lynch would be the play. But at 5, we're still pretty likely to hit the last scum

[UltimaAvalon]

MASSCLAIM!!!!!!!!!

India

Pro-town

2 nukes

[UltimaAvalon]

I'd like to declare my suspicions on France's townieness, on the grounds that UK was evil, and Mafia was good. Things are sorta upside-down here

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Also, I don't like these quicklynch accusations. I had no idea Flameaxe was voting you when I started my PBPA earlier this morning.

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And you just had to respond to a simple PBPA. But you didn't. Instead, you nuked the only person who has actually made a PBPA the entire ga,e. Way to go, fucktard

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cOMMIES! RAISE YOUR HAMMERS AND SMASH TERRORISM! IT IS THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE

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This is true.

Damn this is depressing

I NUKED TERRORISM FFS

[UltimaAvalon]

Unvote

I am of the opinion that either The US or France is the last scum

Film at 11

[UltimaAvalon]

Um....Hello? Fixing to die here. Less standing around thinking about posting and more posting plzkthx

[UltimaAvalon]

Whether US or France is scum

I'm thinking US

[UltimaAvalon]

Really? I shoulda read MAD I then...

bleh

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Translation: We wouldn't have gotten away with it if it weren't for ZONEFACE

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I dont want France in any of our glory