1119: The Might of Mordor: Game Over

[hohum]

\o/

[hohum]

That was my confirmation post, essentially. I'm reading the topic but some tl;dr would be lovely

[hohum]

If it's time for me to go then it's time for me to go.

Since I replaced in the argument has been OMGZ Mariyta SCUMMY hohum MUST GO

On day 1 mind you. It's quite unreasonable to expect a replacement to defend what has been decidedly emotional play. I simply can't do that and I'm not going to go on the offensive while I'm being wagoned.

tl;dr lynch me or fuck off.

[hohum]

Unvote

btw

If you are not going to defend Mari’s play (which is a reasonable thought process since you aren’t her) then going ‘on the offensive’ and scum-hunting should be what you do.

If you want my opinion of the game so far you should be looking at the people who voted me immediately after replacing in and before I ever made my first real post. The FATE/RC hydra needs to go.

Since there's a replacement I would normally wait to vote

Lame excuse to deviate from an established meta.

[hohum]

Well, luckily I don't play mafia to get your approval on my amazing explanations of my behavior. It's just a statement of the truth, regardless of whether you think it's a good reason or not. In another circumstance I might give you some time to be acclimated, but unfortunately for you I am getting tired of this day with all the Imbue or don't Imbue back-and-forth, and I am ready to move definitively in a direction. That means I'm not willing, as I normally might be, to give you some time and see what happens. I would be voting for Mariyta if she hadn't quit and at this point in the day and my feelings about the day, I'm not feeling inclined to choose a second tier vote instead.

The point is you've deviated from admittedly expected behavior and that's plenty of reason to look at you. It isn't OMGUS, its a natural course. Also it's day 1. There's a good chance we're going to mislynch today anyways. It isn't really fair to a replacement to not give him or her ample time to insert themselves into a discussion. You being so hard-nosed about it is telling indeed.

HOHUM WONT CONTRIBUTE ANYTHING USEFUL TO THIS GAME SO HES A PERFECT D1 LYNCH

Fate: you're an idiot.

[hohum]

I spent most of the morning spelunking this thread and I really like Katy for the first scum now.

Vote: Katy

I've got a plane to catch in an hour, so I'll post an update when I land in Abaco later on.

[hohum]

I spent most of the morning spelunking this thread and I really like Katy for the first scum now.

Vote: Katy

I'm out of time and I've got a plane to catch in an hour, so I'll post an update when I land in Abaco later on.

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I don't think anyone called OMGUS on you for pointing that out about Katy.

Clearly you aren't paying attention to the game. SHE called it OMGUS.

There's plenty of other stuff you can talk about besides defending Mariyta, like who you think is scum. So far I'm not terribly swayed by you OMGUSing anyone who voted for you.

Third/Fourth sentences: This is a SHITTY excuse. For anything. Just because it's difficult to lynch correctly on D1 doesn't mean town should go into it thinking "oh well, we'll probably mislynch, so whatever." Additionally, I don't even know why you'd bring this up. It seems pointless.

I brought it up because she's in a hurry to lynch me. She shouldn't be in a hurry to lynch anyone. Day 1 is always a slow and frustrating grind but it's worth the pain to go into D2 more prepared to deal with the scum team.

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Also (and because this deserves its own post) I like how fate calls me out for "not contributing to the thread" but completely ignores this:

Hi...as predicted, we lost power for a couple of days and got it back last night; today we had a Superbowl party, so it's been kind of hectic, but I should be able to be back in the game now.

Before I make my catch-up post, though, can someone tell me what a "teaparty" is in regards to the game? Thanks.

[hohum]

HOHUM.
HE HAD A LEGITIMATE EXCUSE.
You have yet to provide one that allows you to keep posting in the thread without contributing anything.

I owe you a larger post but I've at least hinted about my intentions at this point. Implying that my posts are contentless is a scum-stretch.

[hohum]

I put Plum at L-1

And hammer

Unvote, Vote Plum

[hohum]

The reason for that will become clear by morning.

[hohum]

A scum aligned mason? That means we're dealing with two scum factions?

Also anyone know how long she was voting singer? I smell bus.

[hohum]

I'm responsible for Katy's death but I am not the scum you're looking for.

[hohum]

I said...

I'm responsible for Katy's death but I am not the scum you're looking for

Can you see it now?

[hohum]

I'm claiming because it's obvious that someone either had a successful protect or a roleblock last night and we should be lynching that person's target.

[hohum]

Why did you Vig Katy?

'cos I'm a greedy motherfucker? I didn't want to have to deal with her today. It was either her or fate. I contemplated vigging whoever got imbuned yesterday too because I figured scum had as much of a chance of winning an imbune as any of us did. meh.

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Also yes, you are a greedy motherfucker. That Vig could have been put to much better use (on people like gandalf, for instance).

I was also right to be selfish. It's gleaned us new information. You should be happy.

It's only natural for town aligned players to assume their biggest aggressors have scum motives. Don't act like you're only just now figuring out how to play this game.

[hohum]

Why didn't you claim in THAT post instead of waiting until after I called you out on your scumslip?

Lynch me if you don't believe me.

[hohum]

Fine, I'm going idle.

Vote, hohum

I'll be prod dodging the rest of the time I'm in this game. I will not be contributing anything substantive to this thread.

PLEASE LYNCH ME

Then after I flip, whomever blocked this kill needs to let us know WTF happened, also lynch AGM. He's clearly scum.

[hohum]

OH NOES I CAN'T PLAY IN YOUR SHITTY GAMES WHATEVER SHALL I DO

[hohum]

EBWOP: You don't seem to understand that my lynch will confirm what I'm saying.

Either that or you're scum and you don't REALLY want me lynched because that will out you.

[hohum]

HELLO!@$(*!@%( AGM!*%*!(@(%! I KNOW YOU'RE F5'ING THE SHIT OUT OF THIS THREAD. RESPOND, SCUM!

[hohum]

Fate, if I live through the day you're next to die.

[hohum]

@AGM: I can't wait for the end of the game so I can sit here and tell you how much of a retard you are.

[hohum]

whine much?

[hohum]

I hope I'm right and all this AGM "anger" is feigned so I can laugh in your face.

[hohum]

I might have protected someone. I'm confirming with Andy, just in case.

Awesome. Another confirmed townie. Please claim who your protect target was so that we can narrow the scum pool down even further.

Good job, BTW.

[hohum]

Unvote, Vote AGM

[hohum]

So I guess I won't be murdering fate then. Here's my list:

Town:
VasudeVa
Edge
Hohum

Likely Scum:
singer

Confirmed Scum:
AGM

[hohum]

sorry but the mod won't be able to force replace me.

[hohum]

he's the mod he can do whatever the fuck he wants.

Incorrect.

[hohum]

hohum is clearly trolling at this point.

I'm not trolling and you're an idiot. I mod games too and I happen to know that mods force replacing people who are lurking as a matter of strategy is a huge no-no.

[hohum]

You're not lurking. You're just purposely refusing to cooperate, which is contradictory to any wincon

Perhaps you should read the wiki article on active lurking vs passive lurking. Semantically what I'm doing is not much different than active lurking. The only difference is you're aware of it.

[hohum]

FYI:

http://mafiascum.net/wiki/index.php?title=Lurking

Basically, if you want my cooperation then the whole lot of you are going to sit back, take a deep breath and look at what I'm trying to do/say objectively instead of melting down into fits.

[hohum]

except AGM of course he can continue to throw his scum-tantrum all he wants.

[hohum]

Wow, you're really a bitch. What makes lurking strategically viable is that people DONT notice it.

Not in this case. The whole lot of you are reacting emotionally. None of you are using your fucking heads.

[hohum]

And you are lol.

You might not think so right now but you're clearly not even willing to LISTEN to me. You see the difference? You're being a whiny little brat, I'm at least trying to move forward.

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Also as far as the rest of the game is concerned, I'm almost positive that the fact that quadz was imbued last night clears him. If he were scum he should have submitted the kill. Based on the imbune mechanics that kill would have succeeded regardless of blocks/protects.

[hohum]

Unless you know something about imbuing that I don't, this doesn't hold water. Could it be that your scum PM says that imbued scum nightkills can't be blocked? Because there's no mention of that aaaaaanywhere else.

My role PM says my vig can't be blocked. I'm assuming that the scum team as the same imbune condition.

[hohum]

so if quadz is counter-claiming vv, then

unvote, vote vv

[hohum]

need to catch up, but my Internets is spotty. I'll be back at my hotel later tonight.

OT: I've been offered a position here in nassau \o/ so I'm going to be running around looking for a place to live