Scott Pilgrim's Precious Little Life
WELCOME TO TORONTO!
It's cold and gloomy here. No really, its cold and incredibly gloomy, but hey we look hip!
Things can be described as average here, except that pretty much everyone has sick martial arts skills and people don't die. Instead of death, we explode into coins. Its something you get used to after a while. Heck, there's been several fights in the last week between that kid Scott Pilgrim and a bunch of guys who are apparently out for blood because he's banging their collective ex-girlfriend. Some guys just don't know when to quit, you know?
So that happened...
Surprising no-one, the people who are attacking Scott for ultimately ridiculous reasons have decided to step it up. "HEY!" some idiot thought, "Lets just kill everyone!". Yeah, that's completely likely to work! I would not humor these people for a moment to tell them that this is/was a good idea. Because it isn't/wasn't.
UNFORTUNATELY, you have to deal with this while I get to sit here and laugh at you. Yes, when you die it is quite hilarious and I look forward to seeing coins burst from your body because blood is a big no-no. We don't do blood here, this is CANADA.
Either way, you've got to stop them unless you like becoming metallic currency with a goose or a picture of the queen on it. Personally, I find it amusing, and I'm not sure if I'd care much if you died. It's worth the amusement, plus I think I could earn some cash by waiting around for some death and destruction. If you're wondering who I am, I'm the omniscient narrator of course! I see it all. I'm there man.
Time to get moving. Yeah!
Player List
(Confirms, which are answers to the PMs I sent, are in bold)TheLonging
Kirbyoshi
Zenken
a2rudeboy
jmj3000
Bunnylover
Untrod Tripod
Nicodemus
Parama
Slaxx
VasudeVa
Cybele
Rules (stolen from my other games)
General Rules:
1) Do not troll. This is my damn town, I can kill you.
2) Don't try to outguess me. This isn't B-Mod, even thought I'm certainly a bastard/douche.
3) Red and Dark Blue are my colors. Touch them and I will scalp you.
4) If you need to contact me about something like a post I should fix, please by all means use Mod: Please fix my awful posting habits! or something similar. Sometimes I may just respond with a hard "No"
5) Don't be a dick, I'm the only one allowed to do that.
6) If I make a mistake, point it out, but don't be cocky about it or I will crush you like a vitamin pill.
7) No game-related communication outside the thread.
8) Lynching for the most part is to your benefit. No lynches are not recommended but if you all make it clear that's what you want I'll consider it.
9)Bah! Posts are allowed. If you exceed one short Bah! then I will remove it
10) Being that this game is a tiny bit flavored, I'll be calling the night phases "Morning" and the mafia "Morning People". Next to them will be "Night" and "Mafia" respectively, just informing y'all incase.
11)Enjoy the game and play to win.
Voting:
1) Votes must be bold in this fashion: Vote: Your Mother
2) I will not count votes if you don't unvote the person you already are voting for. I won't remind you, I'll just wait until you process your mistake.
3) In order to lynch you need a majority. Don't try to screw with my math.
4) Try not to triple post.
5) Concerning twilight, you may speak until the death post is up, when the thread is locked. The dead may bah post and nothing more, all others may jabber until I shut you up.
6) Do not exceed your Bah! post, or you lose it entirely.
7) No lynches may be voted for in this fashion: Vote: No Lynch
8) Unvoting goes as such: Unvote: Your Mother. You don't need a name, but it'd be nice if you put it there.
9) After a hammer, they are dead as a doornail. Your unvote will not bring them back. Too damn bad.
Deadlines:
1) Day deadlines are as follows: 3 weeks unless I speed it up because you're doing nothing. Night deadlines range from 3 to 5 days, I will inform you all which is the case when its time.
2) If there is no lynch by the deadline, the player with the highest vote count is killed. Deadlines are there because I want you to get shit done, and you are going to get shit done. Endgame will change this policy as its stupid to have this at that point. I clearly won't lynch someone with 2 votes if you're all off that, its mostly majority or around that.
3) Deadlines are my way of saying get your crap together.
4) Deadlines are flexible, but only by a day or two. Day doesn't end until I tell you it's ended.
5) Deadlines can be extended upon request, depending on the situation.
6) All deadlines are in Mountain Standard Time. I live in the freaking Rocky Mountains, so deal with it.
Activity/Prods/Replacements:
1) I will prod you twice. After this you get a small grace period while I find a replacement. If you do not return, I remove you with the person I found. Don't whine.
2) You may ask to be replaced in the way I stated to communicate with me above.
3) If you do not post for 3 days I prod you.
4) If you are V/LA please communicate to me in the way stated previously.
Special Mod Rules:
1) I love baseball, three strikes and you're out. I modkill your ass.
2) I will fry you with great pleasure if you try to screw with me.
3) I am thy lord, smiting is my specialty, if I tell you something is bothering me don't do it.
4) Did I say listen to what I say?
5) If you somehow know how to edit posts. DO NOT DO THIS.
6) If your text is too hard to read, you get a warning (not a strike).
7) Do not debate with me, I will add strikes for that.
8) Loophole usage is not acceptable and will result in one or multiple strikes. You know the general rules, if I forgot something DO NOT take advantage of it or I will slice you up into salad.
9) Posts must be readable and in English.
10) You may PM, IM, or Email me with anything.
Have fun!
