Mini Theme 2259: Superfight Mafia!

[Flea The Magician]

VOTE: PookyTheMagicalBear

Obligatory RVS vote, because meta

Anyway, here is some RQS questions:

1. What is your favorite color?
2. What is 2+2?
3. What is your least favorite Normal role?
4. Is this a question?
6. Did you notice 5 was skipped?

Purple, 5, all of them, in the dimension occupied by Lord Trupetnhor the 84th - no, no.

[Flea The Magician]

I think we should all make public fighters so that we can make informed choices on who is being killed.

I will choose the glorious pink haired beauty, armed with nothing but stunning good looks, impeccable charm, and a teapot.

[Flea The Magician]

You have your units mixed up

2 minutes is relivable Pedit time, 2

hours

is not. And that is the former.

I would agree for most posts, I know I've taken some very long times to finish a post before. But a naked RVS vote? Does that really need two minutes?

VOTE: Radical Rat

RVS has been broken

you're seriously trying to SR someone because you're a fast typer? That seems like trying to line up an easy mislime.

wow glad I didn't rvs now.

[Flea The Magician]

ive decided to be a pacifist this game. I don't wish to fight anyone.

Make love not war and all that jazz
I am accepting all ur scumreads, let it be known the first person to vote me for committing to peace can be only one who votes me =D

VOTE: Firebringer

... oh wait it's not rvs

UNVOTE: Firebringer

[Flea The Magician]

Confidential

This is a cute colour though.[color]

[Flea The Magician]

awww

Confidential

This is a cute colour though.

[Flea The Magician]

Well I was double screwed on that front, now I'm only singly screwed. My existance alone in this realm is sus and therefore scummy be default.

[Flea The Magician]

Ooooo I'm almost top poster already, haven't been up there for a while.

[Flea The Magician]

Don't think I'm gunna get it though, it's 3am and its my bedtime.

[Flea The Magician]

ninight!

[Flea The Magician]

Now I am the top poster... just saying.

[Flea The Magician]

I have like 5 pages to read?! This game is moving too fast D:

[Flea The Magician]

FLEA THE MAGICIAN,

Faerie and Mage, your fan club representatives, are here!
Faerie: Faerie checking in
Mage: Mage checking in

My fan clubs a hydra? aw nuts.

[Flea The Magician]

cute gif though

[Flea The Magician]

VOTE: TemporalLich
A doublevoter in an open setup with no doublevoter? Suspicious.

Since when was this an open setup?

You have read the signup post in the queue, haven't you?

I haven't.

ngl I literally inned because it's a jingle game and I wanted to play wi Nancy

[Flea The Magician]

Because Flea is the first scum

So blasé, so blunt.... so wrong. #denied

[Flea The Magician]

NK15, I am pretty sure I have more accuracy going on gut 6 pages into day 1 than you do at the end of a game

brb grabbing some aloe cause thats gunna BUUUUUUURN

[Flea The Magician]

I would like you to put it into words, because honestly I don't see anything AI in faer posts, aside from activity being generally but not reliably positively correlated with towniness.

Frankly, I haven't seen much of anyone that really says much yet, though I am softly leaning Town on TL for now.

To actually put something into words, that is actually my main issue. I think Flea has posted with that correlation in mind and specifically gone out of faer way to appear active although with minimal content, hence the fixation with being top poster etc

Oh I'm just shitposting this game. I got too serious in recent games and it lost the fun. Activity and stuff isn't AI for me, neither is effort.

I'm here to play a game and have fun, I'm not looking to appear active cause I just gone 24 hours with no posts, if I put out something worthy, i put out something worthy.

The one beings that decide if I do or not...

are the ancient dogs of chaos.

BWAHHAHAHAHA*coughcough*fuck... ok I'm good.

[Flea The Magician]

anyway E-1 is the one you're supposed to announce at your leisure to avoid accidental hammer, accidental E-1 is not as bad as accidental hammer

oh it is, we got NM with us. E-1 is elimination lol

[Flea The Magician]

I ain't reading that .... whatever it is over me. its 2am and I haven't had caffine in 6 hours or my NYOOMJOOZE this morning.

wondering if I should do my OMGUS tunnels that have broken several scums on D1...
then again they can get toxic...
...
meh.

[Flea The Magician]

dangit I need to post another 16 times before I'm top poster again and ngl I don't wanna spam the game up.... anyone around?

[Flea The Magician]

Game staling, when we start murdering?

im committed to peace

I'm commited to pieces

If we're playing a super fight I want someones ear at the end of this :3

[Flea The Magician]

Just going to say I am using ABSOLUTELY NO Chrono Trigger characters, at all, mm mmm, nope. never.

[Flea The Magician]

I'm kinda getting a DBZ - Cell Games vibe from this.

I should maybe review the setup so I actually know what I'm doing....


... someone tldr it for me? :d

pedit eugh now I need to go read them

[Flea The Magician]

... someone tldr it for me? :d

I punched you in the face.

*rolls up the sleeves, jumps at Enchant and proceeds to create a dustcloud*

[Flea The Magician]

I have no idea where the example is. I can continue to claim ignorance \o/

[Flea The Magician]

I refuse to talk mechanics or take much of this game seriously...
I refuse to talk mechanics or take much of this game seriously...
I refuse to talk mechanics or take much of this game seriously...


aaaaa

[Flea The Magician]

Ooo I need popcorn!!!

MS won't let me use emojis

Also Chuck Norris is able to generate fists within his vicinity, anywhere Thanos goes, *PAWNCH!*
Looks at his Infinity Stones? *PAWNCH* as one of Chuck Norris fists comes out and hits him in the kisser.
Chuck Norris is so badass even the O5 council of the SCP Foundation daren't contain him. 682 even fears the power of Chuck Norris

[Flea The Magician]

You're faerie mages but you're using a black mage who isn't even remotely a faerie... just saying

[Flea The Magician]

I am magician, not future seeker

Disagree, I'm the only magician here.


side note, health has tanked and pain flare is once again hitting like a damned frieght train.

Might be a lil sporadic, will definitely be lower effort, having read up to here....


VOTE: TemporalLich
Clearly isn't existing in the same universe as the rest of us.

Sets up a WIFOM cover, proceeds to WIFOM, aims for moon logic and apparently misses because of using an Infinite Improbability Drive.

[Flea The Magician]

yeah that's freaking weird, it's also why I stayed the hell away from it.

I ain't touching something like that ever.

Also bussing enchant by saying they're not a real magician lol

You write your own case.

[Flea The Magician]

let's say I'm mod-confirmed town

what would I need to do to be bussing Flea?

But you're not, and you already are based on your distancing/bussing bar that you've set for me towards you and enchant.

[Flea The Magician]

ebwop: confirmed, not mod-confirmed

I'm just too overconfident this game

No you're weird. Like super weird.
I'm sure this isn't our first game together playing, and even if it was, you're still being weird about all this.

but yeah at least overconfidence is a towntell

Disagree. NAI if anything.

[Flea The Magician]

Game staling, when we start murdering?

The game is stalling because there are some complacent people who haven't expressed a single read, or the absence of reads other than null. Scum are probably waiting for someone to vote me to E-1 so that Not Mafia can lolhammer and produce a cheap mislim.
Well, this situation again...
So... can someone tell me why they are not voting jjh? Or why jjh is supposed to be town?

This post is kinda funny in hindsight but I admittedly town read this before the flip, probably because the frustration feels genuine. Poor guy wasn't getting any help at all from his buddies.

This has given me a pause for thought. Might go back and look at the wagon having been caught in similar many times. Wouldn't be the first time my scumbuddies jumped on my wagon for the cred and caused me so much genuine frustration...

[Flea The Magician]

It's three scum

Regarding balance- this may be scumsided in ev but in practice scum only hsve a 50/50 to kill key players and if it fails then sucks to be them because now I am alive for the foreseeable future and I can guarantee that

It's not like mafia wanted you to lose.

You are going to need to explain this, and quickly if you haven't already.

[Flea The Magician]

VOTE: Enchant

Just so you know I'm serious about wanting answers, cause jjh has you locked down.

[Flea The Magician]

Wait you voted batman? I'm phoneposting but I thought there was a third bear vote other than fire and pooky

I realised bear are Pooky (because he is... uh. Bear), but iron bear is too slow to defeat batman. I didn't know batman is you.

I didn't care really about nicks at that time, but it's still too blatant that Pooky was Bear. I voted against him.

Even if we consider fact that not Pooky choose fighter, then i was right for wrong reasons. Regardless of my alignment, how the fuck i supposed to know if Pooky did choose fighter or he didn't manage it and SOMEHOW third party managed to apply bear.

I still consider it was blatant that Bear was Pooky (NO ONE EVEN MAFIA KNEW THAT POOKY DIDN'T CHOOCE), and i asking atleast some people to raise hand and say "Uh yes i would chooce bears for fight".

We didn't find out it was jjh and pooky until the day start, where the fight conclusion was announced.

Nobody except mafia knows who fought.

So was it that blatantly pooky?

[Flea The Magician]

I didn't. If anything I thought the inverse - it could be anyone BUT pooky.

Mafia probably want to make "obvious" connections to players here to survive is my thinking.

[Flea The Magician]

Coming from the cow with mouldy udders.

and honestly I've already efforted far more here than I'd want to.

I came for the memes, but a game is a game.

for the record, N-M, I have the type advantage, Ghost types are stupid strong. >:)

[Flea The Magician]

I have Cheat Engine.

I have an action replay and a game shark.
I also have Pokémon Universal Randomiser >:P

[Flea The Magician]

Coming from the cow with mouldy udders.

and honestly I've already efforted far more here than I'd want to.

I came for the memes, but a game is a game.

for the record, N-M, I have the type advantage, Ghost types are stupid strong. >:)

Miltank has Scrappy

I have Mean Look, Curse and Perish Song. I can also just levitate out of your range.

[Flea The Magician]

vote me yourself coward.

[Flea The Magician]

At E-2? What do you take me for? A competent player? How dare you

No, I take you for a pain in the ass gym leaders sweeper.

[Flea The Magician]

also jjh r u memeing with this enchant wagon. I think enchant has been pretty transparent this game day

yeah transparently murderous.

[Flea The Magician]

VOTE: TemporalLich

Enchants TMI'd TL is acting weirder than my painfogged dreams.

Im good for either.

[Flea The Magician]

UNVOTE:

Going to double check Echants vote count...

[Flea The Magician]

Eh I was already on you apparently.

brains are fun.
VOTE: Enchant

[Flea The Magician]

Dad jokes will always win <3

... I'm strongly questioning these fights though o.O

[Flea The Magician]

VOTE: Radical rat
Seems likely to put firebringer in the fight

Also fos on flea

Is that a finger or fist?

VOTE: dwlee

Why?

[Flea The Magician]

as for the spicy NK, I think Flea is the only person who would actually submit that NK choice as a serious NK choice

Oooooo NK meta, lets hear it

[Flea The Magician]

Actually okay I have a theory for why flea/firebringer would be picked if both town but it might be anti-town to share

and that would be because you blatantly TMIed while also painting a target on yourself

VOTE: Flea The Magician

Whatever you're smoking I need some of it plz

[Flea The Magician]

fuck it I'm already in people's PoEs so what am I going to lose with an OMGUS?

VOTE: Radical Rat

pedit: you're bussing them with the subtlety of a brick to the face

TL as amazing as this is to watch...

wat?!?!?!?

[Flea The Magician]

A hint of the tactical approach to come is that I would rather no lim than vote someone who hasn't been in a fight yet

Scum can guarantee town dies tonight no matter how they arranged previous fights. This is not a good idea

Who has been the surviving nominees?

Players who havent fought

Galron
Roden
Not_Mafia
Dwlee99

Victors

jjh927
Flea The Magician
Faerie Mages


Curious what jjh's approach is here, I have thoughts but want to see what jjh is thinking.

[Flea The Magician]

I'm a lover not a fighter, scum don't pick me please

Since when do you use anything other than Rollout anyway?

[Flea The Magician]

I'm a lover not a fighter, scum don't pick me please

Since when do you use anything other than Rollout anyway?

I actually have many viable sets

Attract won't work on me because it doesn't work on genderless pokes.
Stomp, yeah fair.
Milk Drink... don't think you've ever used that.
Rollout - your opener.

[Flea The Magician]

Me, Blissey is way better.

[Flea The Magician]

Eugh meds have been screwing me over.

I'm confident our survivors are all town on play. Faerie are more chaotic than me and making more sense than me, that's frankly impressive.

I honestly feel the 4 pool is the better shot currently. NM - like it or not - is a town hazard, I can't read them, I leave that for someone else.
Enchant is one to be feared and respected. WIM tell can apply there though. Roden and Galron I'll need to look at once I'm more in my head.

[Flea The Magician]

Where is Enchant

Oh right y'all limmed them against my wishes

ok smart arse -.-;

But yes, enchant has been dead for a while. Dwlee is the player you did not mention

Dwlee recently broke my existing tells on them, from what I know they low effort more as town

[Flea The Magician]

I mean I was always going to pick something weird, that should've been obvious. I don't thing FB was intending to "throw" at all.

If I look at this from scum perspective FB would not be the choice for me to fight, there's better targets for me to take out - if anything scum me takes you on D1 in the hopes of taking one of us out because at that time you're basically the locktown player and NK has an ass ton of associative on me. If I win, I play WIFOM and "Holy crap I got framed", if I lose, then its less pressure on the last member.

Roden read is on my todo for tonight.

[Flea The Magician]

For me this breaks down to which players are more likely to think they can take on the fights and win.

For me personally there is no doubt I'd pick up something weird and wonderful which could win.
I would hope as my fan club FM are capable of weird stuff too, given there seems to be two of them I'd hope one of them is chaotic enough at least.

You've always hit me as pretty confident.

Dwlee and Galron honestly don't strike me as that creative but I suspect Dwlee would have more confidence of the two.
Roden always a confident air and seems to have a good thinking method, I'd expect something powerful but anime based from them.
Not_Mafia is always going to choose Whitneys Miltank, which can be beaten (eventually) and confidence is irrelevant when you just smash into everything head first. I do think he will choose a fight very carefully if he's red though.

[Flea The Magician]

You're town, FM is Town, I'm town, our block is not in my aim today.

N_M I struggle to read, as I've said and as they said in response that's a me problem. I'm happy sheeping you and FM on that one.
Roden I've some confidence in my ability to read, going to read them later on.
Galron I'm still learning to read, I have some confidence in my ability there, need to read over them. The frustrations on this page seem a little fake but I'll confirm that either today or tomorrow realtime.
Dwlee broke a lot of my tells recently but low posts more often as town, I need to read over their content here but seems within Town

[Flea The Magician]

ok so 4 victors, 1 non-combatant, and we're in YOLO.

Everyones up this time - From what I'm aware of D1 heavily clears jjh and implicates me because that was reactive as heck.

I know thats a loss - so I am determined today to hunt out at least 1 scum

[Flea The Magician]

Around 2 days of discussion left before the E-1 hammer.

Where was your solve at before that? You have FM fairly tightly town prior to that iirc.

[Flea The Magician]

JJH what's your read on Galron? What about me, Flea, and Faerie?

You are absolutely locktown
Galron is town

Leaning scum on Flea and Faerie

Yeah my bad, I thought you were TR'ing them.

Talk me through Roden? Like they're the one left to not fight - does that factor in at all?

[Flea The Magician]

I genuinely think Roden as scum would attempt to coordinate votes better to prevent this happening - Is that something that naturally occured to you dwlee, or did you go hunting for that?
Cause NGL given all the votes are anon I would imagine the team trying to coordinate votes better. If anything I would imagine looking for any differing votes on a midgame fight where it's less likely to be noticed.


ignoring pedits cause submit and forget is a thing
x2

[Flea The Magician]

Spoiler: Flea hit submit instead of preview. Congrats, you get a free look at faer working.

Fighter A: Batman with six months prep time was submitted by jjh927.
Fighter B: A bear made of metal. was submitted by a disinterested party on behalf of

PookytheMagicalBear

, who failed to submit a fighter on time.

A: Faerie Mages,

Radical Rat

,

Not_Mafia

, Roden, jjh927, Flea the Magician,

TemporalLich

,

Enchant

B: Dwlee99,

PookytheMagicalBear

,

Firebringer

,

The bear made of metal lies cold and dead, as does Pooky, it's master. Pooky was:

TOWN

Fighter A: Natsuki Subaru in the Ayamatsu IF Timeline was submitted by

Firebringer

.
Fighter B: Incorporeal voices whispering dad jokes endlessly was submitted by Flea the Magician.

A:

Galron

, jjh927,

Firebringer

B:

TemporalLich

, Dwlee99,

Not_Mafia

, Roden,

Radical Rat

, Flea the Magician, Faerie Mages

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear."
"Why aren't previous generations of ants called antcestors?"
"Did you know that the person who invented the Merry-Go-Round and the person who invented the Ferris Wheel never actually met each other? They just travelled in different circles."
"What do we want?
Time travel.
When do we want it?
That’s irrelevant."

You know what? Fuck this. I'm out. Natsuki Subaru has given up on the fight, taking

Firebringer

with him.

Firebringer

was:

TOWN

Fighter A: Isabelle from Animal Crossing with Doom Guy was submitted by Faerie Mages.
Fighter B: Supreme Calamitas was submitted by

TemporalLich

.

A: jjh927, Dwlee99,

Not_Mafia

, Roden, Flea the Magician, Faerie Mages
B:

TemporalLich

,

Galron

I'd prepared a longwinded commentary of the epic battle, but unfortunately wasn't able to provide it due to a lack of oxygen. Supreme Calamitas suffered a supreme calamity, taking

TemporalLich

along for the ride.

TemporalLich

was:

TOWN

Fighter A: Giant frog with magic and opposable thumbs was submitted by Dwlee99.
Fighter B: Whitney's Miltank: Stomp, Attract, Milk Drink, Rollout was submitted by

Not_Mafia

.

A: Dwlee99, Flea the Magician, jjh927
B: Roden, Faerie Mages

Not_Mafia

, so assured of the superiority of Miltanks everywhere, didn't manage to submit a vote before he was mercilessly crushed under the magical might of frogs everywhere. He was:

TOWN

Roden/Faerie have voted together every time

[Flea The Magician]

yeah i got nothing, dwlee is an early stand out, jjh is pretty solid town

[Flea The Magician]

Why is that the order to do it in?

Seems a lil too... set for me?
and to tldr this - this is because of the hammer and the tl fight?

[Flea The Magician]

ok well thats interesting...

Faerie, Mage talk me through it more, I think I might know who one of you is at least so let rip.

[Flea The Magician]

Flea is currently exausted because flashbacks into socialising, good times.

Clear of lolhammer on FM unless partnered.

Problem for me currently is you were both fairly solid town reads, one of you is S, and honestly I don't want to be throwing this when the mind is cloudy.

I will bring my thoughts together tomorrow - there's a couple points I want both of you to address and I need the cognitive capacity to do this properly.

[Flea The Magician]

My PoV currently does not exist because brain is offline, but do elaborate on that, this is a YOLO situation and I tend to throw everything out in this situation.

[Flea The Magician]

ok 1 - was suffering my meds yesterday
2 - I got hard defended but you backed off at the cruial moment lol

[Flea The Magician]

gg though, and D1 doomed me completely -.-;

[Flea The Magician]

Actually it was hoping you would be yeet. Pooks was low energy and if high energy is engaged then eh makes our lives easier.

[Flea The Magician]

ok I joined because I wanted to play with nancy, set up didn't appeal to me.

I honestly got well into it and I've enjoyed it. Picking out fights was a challenge in itself, I do want to know what TL's case was or if he was just talking crap though

[Flea The Magician]

Why don't the scum obvtown though

I tried and I didn't get yeet when I should have been. I absolutely should've been the D2 yeet for information.

[Flea The Magician]

But yeah if your goal was to obvtown I'd say you failed when my lazier side decided you were the day 1 lim, and I could have stopped there but we got an engaged me instead and I tried to do more than the rest of the game had appetite for

I can't obvtown.

Like I have never obvtowned in any game where I didn't have some form of mechanical tell or slip