Mini 2134 Gin's Joint Pick4U - GAME OVER

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

I'm feeling it.

Ginger ale and Fireball has been my quarantine cocktail of choice.

[PenguinPower]

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Far too full.

[PenguinPower]

Are you kidding me...I...missed a pagetop.

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Wait Ali I think Maria is trying to communicate with us!

u r genius

[PenguinPower]

gdmit i wanna pagetop

[PenguinPower]

feel my pain and toss me a drink

[PenguinPower]

Okay

[PenguinPower]

You get me a pagetop and you've got my masturbation.

[PenguinPower]

We'll try again soon.

[PenguinPower]

So close, mastina.

[PenguinPower]

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If only there was something to offer her in trade...

if only...

[PenguinPower]

Looks like you have to actually follow through with it to count.

[PenguinPower]

If you are nervous, may I offer some Spiked Kool-aid to ease the tension?

[PenguinPower]

hmm...

[PenguinPower]

But PB wasn't ever a leading wagon so why do you think it works like that?

[PenguinPower]

I masturbate

[PenguinPower]

I got a pagetop, Maria. What do you have to say about that?

[PenguinPower]

I did...and with a pagetop.

Wine and "u"...I am the epitome of culture.

[PenguinPower]

Knew BP was gone.

[PenguinPower]

Eh...I think they have a reason behind their play so far and I kinda just like them for the pagetop setup so...

[PenguinPower]

Oh cool, p-edit is broken again

[PenguinPower]

I will best you one day

[PenguinPower]

I DIDN'T DO THAT

[PenguinPower]

so i plunged into the chaotic, demonic realm and drank that

spiked kool-aid

was told that I'm tipsy, and broke

Welcome to the club, friend

[PenguinPower]

And if it doesn't do anything, why keep that a secret Penguin?

I didn't?

[PenguinPower]

What do you like about their play?

I liked the pagetop setup...which is what I said.

[PenguinPower]

I think you should read the game.

[PenguinPower]

I did. I said I did.

[PenguinPower]

I did. I said I did.

[PenguinPower]

Oof - no pedit and doubleposting.

[PenguinPower]

Because Bulba already said it makes you tipsy?

[PenguinPower]

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Perhaps you should read the game.

[PenguinPower]

I will continue to tell you to read the game.

[PenguinPower]

Shame.

[PenguinPower]

Votecount

Bulbazak- 4 (Dunnstral, Alisae, MariaR, Enter)

L - 3

mastina- 3 (Alisae, Lady Lambdadelta, Pine)

L - 4

Pine- 2 (mastina, Bulbazak)

L - 5

Not Voting - 2 (The Rest of you fucks)

With

13

alive, it takes

7

to lynch.

At deadline,

Pink Ball

would be lynched.

Day One's deadline is Monday, April 27th, @ 10:00 PM EST: (expired on 2020-04-27 22:00:00).

[PenguinPower]

sorry

it's an addiction

[PenguinPower]

Bulb is scum taking advantage of the situation.

How is he taking advantage of the situation?

[PenguinPower]

Bulb is scum taking advantage of the situation.

How is he taking advantage of the situation?

Pretty I just explained or do you still not understand

I still don't understand.

[PenguinPower]

lol

#modabuse

[PenguinPower]

eh? Bulba is selfvoting...and voting twice?

[PenguinPower]

Oh wow a pagetop. Penguinpower must now surrender his vote to me

You take my pagetop and now you want my vote as well...

[PenguinPower]

goodnight

[PenguinPower]

Why do you claim to have bought spiked kool-aid after having learned that it does nothing? Your points are now unaccountable, and you could grab something like the vig or ninja for nefarious purposes while pretending you wasted your points on spiked kool-aid, and there would be no way to prove it either way.

I think you'll notice a change in the votecount immediately after I said that I was going to purchase it. I will not discuss this further today.

[PenguinPower]

It's fairly obvious what's missing.

[PenguinPower]

Like - you're on me for not seeing stuff and yet you don't see obvious stuff when pointed out so...

[PenguinPower]

Even when you quote it

[PenguinPower]

Piss off. You’re being intentionally dense.

[PenguinPower]

There’s a vote count number missing from the following vote count. Why didn’t you see that, Dunn?

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VOTE: Dunn

Hypocrite.

[PenguinPower]

There’s a vote count number missing from the following vote count. Why didn’t you see that, Dunn?

I mean
I think he saw it
just didn't make the connection right away

Nah. He’s been strongly role fishing me, ninjalurked in our neighborhood and outed/shaded everyone there, and then feigned not knowing what I said after I distinctly pointed it out.

He’s being shitty town or he’s scum and I’m fine voting there.

[PenguinPower]

Oh geez, it’s like that was only a part of what I said.

[PenguinPower]

And you didn’t try and call me out for missing something earlier.

[PenguinPower]

I need to go to bed.

[PenguinPower]

outed/shaded everyone there

whats the issue with this?

He didn’t feel like engaging with the neighborhood with concerns, but hid he was there and then spouted a “case” in the main thread. The rest of us have been talking.

[PenguinPower]

Because it would be stupid to call you out for something I'm no seeing, why the fuck would you lie about something that can be easily proven false.

Also the rest of the votecounts were weird.

AND I'M STILL THE FUCKING LYNCH I HAD HOPE THAT IT WAS A VC ERROR BECAUSE OF YOU

Like...it is easily observable the singular change, especially when you quote the two vote counts that exist beside each other and I have said there is a difference.

Idk anything about your being stated as the lynch.

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You aren't even reading what you write at this point so...

[PenguinPower]

Like...there is no way you just read the past page and came away with that as your takeaway.

[PenguinPower]

Oh fuck off.

[PenguinPower]

Yeah - I'm out for tonight.

[PenguinPower]

@mod: v/la until 4/20

[PenguinPower]

This is a thing I will give time to in the morning.

[PenguinPower]

I don't think so, except possibly Penguinpower

wut? Why would I be paranoid contrary to everyone else?

[PenguinPower]

You guys are really good at filler and frivolous banter.

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solid pagetop pp

[PenguinPower]

Lol you should have entered "pagetops" as one of your drugs XD

Who says I didn't?

[PenguinPower]

ooh - reck takes mastina's slot.

[PenguinPower]

wait - when did jinglebingle replace gamma

[PenguinPower]

PenguinPower - Bought the spiked Kool Aid after Bulb said it made him tipsy and gave a formatted results summary. I could have sworn there was something in the thread I found objectionable too, but I can't remember what it was and RL is calling.

I also said there was a reason that I did but sure ignore that.

[PenguinPower]

Aristophanes - Ari has been greedy AF in the hood (he really wants them dollars), hasn't engaged with the mastina claim in any way I find town, has the worst pop on to the masturbation train, and generally has shown no inclination of solving.

He hasn't been greedy though?

[PenguinPower]

mon dieu...jinglebingle is scum

[PenguinPower]

I do appreciate his memes though.

You are not currently allowed to appreciate my memes.

[PenguinPower]

-

intermission

Let's make this the PP page.

-

p-edit

DAMN YOU ARI

[PenguinPower]

turkey!

[PenguinPower]

I need to hear from all of PP/Dunn/Taly/PB/Stophanes about their current votes and where they'd be willing to compromise.

I will vote you or Dunn atm.

[PenguinPower]

MOD ABUSE I REPEAT MOD ABUSE

Noted.

Ignored.

[PenguinPower]

It won't go anywhere, both because I can literally kill myself this game and because I also just cased the person I'm voting, but go for it.

You...you did? You can go ahead and literally kill yourself in this game.

[PenguinPower]

Turkey is town.

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Pine...what's your take on bandits?

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PB is town...whew, that's a relief.

[PenguinPower]

Post a chill song for me to smoke too. Any player that posts a song by the end of 4/22/20 will earn $1.

The challenge lasts from 4/20/20 to 4/22/20 because 4/22 is 4/20 too.

[PenguinPower]

oh...turkey...

[PenguinPower]

Post a chill song for me to smoke too. Any player that posts a song by the end of 4/22/20 will earn $1.

The challenge lasts from 4/20/20 to 4/22/20 because 4/22 is 4/20 too.

Like if you don't get a good ol' sit back and chill with this song I'm self voting

Oh - words will be had post-game.

[PenguinPower]

Yeah - I'm fine with Dunn or JingleBingle.

[PenguinPower]

Stick around

[PenguinPower]

Have a pagetop

[PenguinPower]

No, I don't think I will.

[PenguinPower]

Damn now that you quoted the plastic love post I'll have to listen it again oh well here we go

I'm more curious as to how/why you know that song...since...like...if you don't speak Japanese why would you know Takeuchi? Which is why I said post-game.

[PenguinPower]

Ari's role is unconfirmed, though confirmable-ish.(Someone who doesn't tell them they're giving him money gives him money.) Supposedly it pays you back at the beginning of the next day. It also makes accountability for money very difficult.

That's...not what he said it did. Your reading comprehension this game is off.

[PenguinPower]

meta is trash

There's the reck I love.

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Ari

[PenguinPower]

Give you lung cancer, emphysema, and COPD...bad stuff.

[PenguinPower]

Well, I townread you, turkey, so I'm not voting there. Pine is my banditboi, so I'm not voting there. I'm likely wrong on Dunn and blew up at him because of his neighborhood antics + what I perceived as rolefish + external factors that led to me reacting a bit unreasonably. I'm never going to get JingleBingle lynched D1, and he's supporting keeping Ari alive despite misreading Ari's ability for some reason + while I like playing with Ari, I don't really townread him.

[PenguinPower]

That's...not what he said it did. Your reading comprehension this game is off.

He said if you give him $ you get $$ at the beginning of the next day phase, no?

I admit that I'm not paying attention to the PT. I've also explained why.

No, he said if you give him a dollar he turns it into two during the night. He can spend it or give it back to you, but it's his choice.

[PenguinPower]

Time for you to masturbate Pine

[PenguinPower]

grammar intentionally missing

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Well done on the gif

[PenguinPower]

I was camping the pagetop anyway.

[PenguinPower]

Let me tell you a story

[PenguinPower]

*Once upon a time there were three Bandits. Their names were That Guy, Penguin, and Pine. Penguin and Pine - being of similar consonant - did not trust their fellow Bandit, That Guy. After much discussion in their bandit hideout, Penguin and Pine determined That Guy was scum and vowed to see him held accountable for his dastardly actions. Before being forced to leave his once former abode, That Guy swore that one of Penguin or Pine would die. Penguin, in all of his valiant self-sacrifice, demanded that That Guy and his new gang shoot him, not the gentle, tree-loving Pine.

It was a rouse, however! An attempt to use reverse psychology so that the evil-doers would shoot Pine instead. Why? Because Penguin had a trick up his sleeve. He was, in fact, no ordinary bandit. But a Bandit Guard who is able to protect whomever he deems worthy from death. And so, Penguin protected Pine from That Guys' gang's attempt at revenge, and all was peaceful through the night.

And in the end, Pine masturbated. And all was well.

*copyright fee to EP has been paid and names have been changed to protect the guilty

[PenguinPower]

Also because the cool kids are doing it and valid reasons have already been given.

[PenguinPower]

Also your cause for concern is unlikely

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Also...also.

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Joe Exotic.

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Wait, where's Titus?

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Ah

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Huh...well that happened.

VOTE: Maria

[PenguinPower]

btw, Bulba....out of everything you said, this was the most convincing part.

So, that should prove why I'm not scum I've given you every reason and logic/proof to back it up. You can unvote me

[PenguinPower]

so's your face

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Ari

Tying the wagons because why not.

People who changed from Ari to Maria are stalling a lynch and I'm going to die because of it I think Bulba is wrong but with good intentions, but the other 2 who changed their votes from Ari to Maria (gobble and PP) are like, not trying to get a lynch, just stall

[PenguinPower]

I mean your stalling logic doesn't really work when you're sitting on a vanity at this point, PB...

[PenguinPower]

Also - you didn't tie the wagons Titus.

[PenguinPower]

wut

[PenguinPower]

I mean - you're complaining about dying so I assumed you cared?

Check the VC, Titus.

[PenguinPower]

So, why are you townreading Maria?

[PenguinPower]

for

[PenguinPower]

you

[PenguinPower]

Ginngie

[PenguinPower]

'twas very hard for me to do...

back to P5R. I'll be here tomorrow.

[PenguinPower]

Bingle, if you feel four deaths tonight, doesn't that imply multiball? Why do you get fourth deaths today? If four deaths is accurate and multi ball is a thing, why don't we save the double lynch (if we have one) for the dreaded 2 v 1 v 1 setup?

He poisoned two people last night, he bought a vig today, and he is going to die tonight (presumably going to use the vig too).

4.

[PenguinPower]

Quick question: Who else can manually kill themselves?

Titus...

Bingle has already said he will die because of his role.

[PenguinPower]

Reading what? This game?

[PenguinPower]

Eh - well, the onus is on you. You're the default lynch.

[PenguinPower]

And you decided to do that as town......why?

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I’m a fan of the

r

a

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n

b

o

w

text.

As an aside, my house was just damaged pretty good by a storm so I’m v/la for a bit.

[PenguinPower]

Power is back and the damage wasn't as bad as I originally thought. I'll get current during lunch.

[PenguinPower]

Hoctac
Titus
gobbledygook - Currently dying
Bingle - Currently dying
Pink Ball - Lynch?
xRECKONERx - Treestump
Aristophanes - Set to be vigged
Lady lambdaDelta
PenguinPower - Currently dying

Oh - guess I'm not going to catch up.

Peace.

[PenguinPower]

So at this rate it's just Hoctac Titus and LLD tomorrow?

Barring unforeseen bastard elements.

You're pretty much fucked.

[PenguinPower]

[PenguinPower]

Bingle, shoot Ari, don't have second guesses 'cause Ari is absolutely scum in this one

I'm going to have all sorts of second guesses, I just also am going to go for the bloodbath option because if I have to lose I want to lose while memeing big.

tbf...that’s the only way to lose correctly.

[PenguinPower]

It is my way.

One must always meme first.

[PenguinPower]

Uh...JingleBingle?

[PenguinPower]

Wait...how are we reading Titus’ posts with me breaking rules?

[PenguinPower]

VOTE: Bingle

Game is solved at this point, JongleBingle

[PenguinPower]

Wait...how are we reading Titus’ posts with me breaking rules?

quote it, read the code.

Code is individual letters...no.

[PenguinPower]

Also...I got to say solved to Jinglebingle...I’m giddy

[PenguinPower]

Lol. My phone autocorrect junglebungle to Jinglebingle. Modern tech is great.

[PenguinPower]

Yet, here we are. I drank Koolaid twice and you can see that via the vote count. The other part of my role went through twice as well.

Hmm....

[PenguinPower]

Interesting...

[PenguinPower]

I drink koolaid during the day to get a vig shot at night. It fucks with the vc as a negative.

I’ve been really drinking so I want to revisit Jinglebingle messing up mechanics in the morning.

[PenguinPower]

H there are 6 players alive.

You, me, PP, PB, gobble and Bingle.

Bingle has stated gobble, PP, and himself die tonight. We doctor and rolestop each other. We lych PB. Zero percent chance of a town loss.

I'm not sure why you are believing Bingle when he has already been "mistaken."

[PenguinPower]

I feel like this needs repeating...

You're pretty much fucked.

[PenguinPower]

But...that's not true...

[PenguinPower]

I feel like you really aren't thinking this through. Just because he is lying doesn't mean he doesn't have some power to end the game if he's not lynched today.

So, let's suppose that Bingle is only somewhat lying about his role (which he has already been "mistaken" on) and there exists a type of role that allows someone to prep targets to later be killed all at once.

And, let's suppose that this is a bastard game where the moderator has stated that we are all fucked, and because of voting the game is extra crazy.

Let's suppose.

[PenguinPower]

I mean - you are approaching this from a normal game of mafia perspective and that's just not a good way to do it at this point.

[PenguinPower]

I...literally explained an alternative scenario in the post prior to that...

[PenguinPower]

From normal kills...

[PenguinPower]

This is somewhat exasperating.

[PenguinPower]

Also, how do you plan to pick up the rolestop before tonight given that it's in the Black Market?

[PenguinPower]

I am.

[PenguinPower]

I can't because there is no auto-win. I don't believe there's an auto-win in your scenario either. We have to play by likelihoods.

If all of your assumptions are correct, then yes there is an auto-win, but I don't know why you are assuming that they are necessarily or likely correct. In what world does Bingle - an extremely mechanical player - make a simple mistake like that? Unless he needed one more night to accomplish what he needed to do.

I mean - even above you are assuming 1 scum left. What if there are two?

[PenguinPower]

We flipped two...Pine and LLD.

And, given that I get a vig shot for each day I drink I don't think your last statement is accurate.

[PenguinPower]

...because I think he wins if he makes it to tonight. Sorry if that wasn't clear from 1812.

[PenguinPower]

...because I think he wins if he makes it to tonight. Sorry if that wasn't clear from 1812.

Couldn't I make the same point about you? You lose if Bingle is honest if you're scum after all.

Fair. But, I'm not a mechanical player who made a "mistake" when reading his Role PM that explains why I should be dead but am still alive.

[PenguinPower]

Yes - I think you have an ability/combination of abilities that will allow you to win if you live through today and that's why you made your "mistake." It's not like I'm saying you have a straight-up multi-kill...I'm sure there are conditions required before it's successful and that's why you started planting the seeds of self-killing pretty much the first chance you had. Why would we touch that since you self-resolve? Except...you didn't.

I don't buy that you misread your role PM.

[PenguinPower]

I just took a shot so I'll be shooting you anyway.

[PenguinPower]

Nope. I took the shot as an insurance policy.

[PenguinPower]

There is literally not a confirmed scum team.

You keep treating this like a normal game...I don’t know how many times I can say that. It’s very frustrating.

[PenguinPower]

Pitch a setup where I can win tonight through a vig kill aimed at me and lynches on three partners, one of which has a cult recruit he never got to use.

There's paranoia, and then there's idiocy.

Wait...what? How do you know it wasn’t used?

[PenguinPower]

Haha...I just re-read the end of Fogport and I’m even more certain.

[PenguinPower]

I’m actively ignoring you at this point, conftown or not. You are being dense and unwilling to think outside your own perspective so...have fun talking to yourself.

[PenguinPower]

Pitch a setup where I can win tonight through a vig kill aimed at me and lynches on three partners, one of which has a cult recruit he never got to use.

There's paranoia, and then there's idiocy.

Remind me also, did I mention having a Vig kill as part of my role prior to today?

[PenguinPower]

I feel like given Hoctic’s comments (and yours) here it would be obvious who I would prefer to work with.

Again. Frustrating.

[PenguinPower]

I’m not trying to intentionally antagonize you, but your better half is willing to listen and you’re are clammed up in your own domain so....

[PenguinPower]

Like..your sole argument is “conftown!” when there are possibilities that negate an auto win, but you ignore them. So...I ignore you.

[PenguinPower]

You aren’t though.

[PenguinPower]

hey @pp im gonna give u all my money hold on

Thanks friend. Wish I could buy a desperado...

[PenguinPower]

Nothing's been presented for me to listen to.

You haven't presented how Bingle could kill either Hoctac or me. He has to do that to win.

You haven't shown why Bingle lies beyond he's scum, which is circular.

You haven't shown why Bingle is scum, separate from his claim.

It's so much easier to vote PB and be done with the game.

Enjoy your echo chamber because you obviously aren't reading what I'm writing.

[PenguinPower]

The entire premise behind the paranoia is that I can somehow win from here as scum when we've already lynched 3 members of my team. If I were capable of winning off of literally 1 mislynch (PB is claimed 3p) the game just wasn't worth playing in the first place.

Where have we lynched three scum? I see one desperado'd and one killed last night.

[PenguinPower]

People actually believed that...god we're doomed.

[PenguinPower]

I was fucking right to be suspicious about you but I was mafia so I didn't understand why the fuck you were so scummy

Why wouldn’t you die. We lynched you twice

Hoctic healed him the first time and I blacked out the town before you could lynch him the second time. I actually didn’t know my role could do that I just spent all the money Reck gave me on koolaid since I thought we were losing and I wanted to see what happened.

[PenguinPower]

We recruited LLD the night she was killed because we thought she was confirmed town. PB pulled it from his market. It was an amazing high when he pulled it because we thought for sure we were done.

[PenguinPower]

Yes. And it was glorious.

As always, Scum Discord was the best part.

[PenguinPower]

It ain't bastard unless the town only mislynch once and the scum end up with more people on their team at the end of the game than they did at the start.

I mean I kept saying:

I feel like this needs repeating...

You're pretty much fucked.

[PenguinPower]

The only thing I would change is like have players be aware of what is actually happening with lynches. I didn't understand at all what was happening with Reck or PP and Pink Ball

I think part of that was because of my role in messing with the vc.

[PenguinPower]

PB shot you though.

[PenguinPower]

PB shot you and I took the vig and shot Dunn. Not sure what Titus did.

[PenguinPower]

Shortly after this post. 'twas my gifs that got me recruited.

[PenguinPower]

We wanted your money since we had to buy the vig to keep you from vigging Turkey (plan was to lynch him D2).

[PenguinPower]

That was a day after we had submitted and I had stopped checking the Neighborhood as part of the plan...wow.

[PenguinPower]

I got recruited like 30 minutes into showing up for D1.

[PenguinPower]

Like - absent my wine gifs, I was scum.