Mini Normal 1900 (Game Over)

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VOTE: ircher
counterwagon to my boy antihymen!!!


@mod why the fuck do i have to change my board style from the default for this shit?

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that's a town post

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DO EEEEEEEET!

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OMG YOU ARE OBVSCUM NOW FOR HAMMERING IRCHER AFTER UNVOTING AND EDDIE UNVOTED THEN I VOTED AND YOU DID TOO WHICH MAKES THAT A HAMMER OR L-1 I CAN"T BE SURE RIGHT TNOW

pedit-yeah

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rb get off my boy antihonion

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wait is RC scum?

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faet is actually skum

who the hell is faet?

show some respect for your fellow players and spell their names right fucker

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also antihamham is town

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#memevotesmatter

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but really I'm not softing masons. just realized it probably looks that way

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The ratio of your defense on Antihuman to the legitimacy of the Antihuman wagon is immensely higher.

It doesn't quite add up for me.

you're assuming my defense isn't 95% shit-posting, 5% thinking antigoyem is town

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you still don't get the joke

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Has anybody else actually attempted to explain a read yes because this is still pretty close to rvs

Is this still English cause I fail to grasp the meaning

allow me to interpret it for you my super-duper-townie friendo:

"I see lots of posts in this game, but it does not appear that anybody is explaining their reads in any manner approaching seriousness. Am I correct when I posit that the game is largely still in the Random Voting Stage? If anybody has actually provided legitimate argumentation to support a serious vote, please point this out to me so that I do not miss it."

no need to thank me. just helping a friend.

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VOTE: Transcend

This is not town

I kinda liked it.

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@RC

SORT ME NOW PLEASE

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not quite sure how to sort you

step 1 check your role pm

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UNVOTE: Ircher

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Do you realize it's so easy to confirm an unlimited shot friendly neighbor that this push is a waste of time

one billion percent this shit right here

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why would anybody smuggle a turd?

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I LOVE COCKS

ain't nothing wrong with admiring fighting roosters

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VOTE: Fart

Why so hesitant to vote?

Ircher so town

You missed his claim didn't you?

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VOTE: lexa

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fart wagon is dumb. need more schadd votes

WRONG

WRONG

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fart wagon is dumb. need more schadd votes

WRONG

WRONG

RIGHT

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VOTE: Shadd

oh shit!

Antipumaman is scum and naked voting a Fart alterna-wagon to guilt me by association in case he flips first

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probably not but really whats the case on Shadd?

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also The Pumaman was a great movie

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Is this where I come in screaming to get your fucking votes off me?

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Scum, due to his awkward stance of suggesting vig shots when there's no evidence for it.

Screams he's bussing.

I'll bite. why does suggesting vig shots scream he is bussing?

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hey guise what's going on in here?

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someone call me bettlejoice

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@Titus, what do you learn from my townflip? be specific.

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VOTE: Titus

let's see where the wind takes me with this

gn

solid

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VOTE: Titus

also Alisae is scum

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@Titus

I'm

useless? You are the lowest ranked player here and ranked 1723 out of 1772 players here

lmfao town should policy lynch you as soon as you show up in a game

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@rb, I want to hear your reads as much as you can give I can take

pedit: no, I don't wanna policy lynch you Titus that's called a joke

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You are providing nothing to this thread.

I provided a lynchbait target that drew in scum

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is this where I soft my role so everyone agrees to lynch titus?

Spoiler:

Midway upon the journey of our life
I found myself within a forest dark,
For the straightforward pathway had been lost.

Ah me! how hard a thing it is to say
What was this forest savage, rough, and stern,
Which in the very thought renews the fear.

So bitter is it, death is little more;
But of the good to treat, which there I found,
Speak will I of the other things I saw there.

I cannot well repeat how there I entered,
So full was I of slumber at the moment
In which I had abandoned the true way.

But after I had reached a mountain’s foot,
At that point where the valley terminated,
Which had with consternation pierced my heart,

Upward I looked, and I beheld its shoulders,
Vested already with that planet’s rays
Which leadeth others right by every road.

Then was the fear a little quieted
That in my heart’s lake had endured throughout
The night, which I had passed so piteously.

And even as he, who, with distressful breath,
Forth issued from the sea upon the shore,
Turns to the water perilous and gazes;

So did my soul, that still was fleeing onward,
Turn itself back to re-behold the pass
Which never yet a living person left.

After my weary body I had rested,
The way resumed I on the desert slope,
So that the firm foot ever was the lower.

And lo! almost where the ascent began,
A panther light and swift exceedingly,
Which with a spotted skin was covered o’er!

And never moved she from before my face,
Nay, rather did impede so much my way,
That many times I to return had turned.

The time was the beginning of the morning,
And up the sun was mounting with those stars
That with him were, what time the Love Divine

At first in motion set those beauteous things;
So were to me occasion of good hope,
The variegated skin of that wild beast,

The hour of time, and the delicious season;
But not so much, that did not give me fear
A lion’s aspect which appeared to me.

He seemed as if against me he were coming
With head uplifted, and with ravenous hunger,
So that it seemed the air was afraid of him;

And a she-wolf, that with all hungerings
Seemed to be laden in her meagreness,
And many folk has caused to live forlorn!

She brought upon me so much heaviness,
With the affright that from her aspect came,
That I the hope relinquished of the height.

And as he is who willingly acquires,
And the time comes that causes him to lose,
Who weeps in all his thoughts and is despondent,

E’en such made me that beast withouten peace,
Which, coming on against me by degrees
Thrust me back thither where the sun is silent.

While I was rushing downward to the lowland,
Before mine eyes did one present himself,
Who seemed from long-continued silence hoarse.

When I beheld him in the desert vast,
“Have pity on me," unto him I cried,
“Whiche’er thou art, or shade or real man!”

He answered me: “Not man; man once I was,
And both my parents were of Lombardy,
And Mantuans by country both of them.

‘Sub Julio’ was I born, though it was late,
And lived at Rome under the good Augustus,
During the time of false and lying gods.

A poet was I, and I sang that just
Son of Anchises, who came forth from Troy,
After that Ilion the superb was burned.

But thou, why goest thou back to such annoyance?
Why climb’st thou not the Mount Delectable,
Which is the source and cause of every joy?”

“Now, art thou that Virgilius and that fountain
Which spreads abroad so wide a river of speech?”
I made response to him with bashful forehead.

“O, of the other poets honour and light,
Avail me the long study and great love
That have impelled me to explore thy volume!

Thou art my master, and my author thou,
Thou art alone the one from whom I took
The beautiful style that has done honour to me.

Behold the beast, for which I have turned back;
Do thou protect me from her, famous Sage,
For she doth make my veins and pulses tremble.”

“Thee it behoves to take another road,"
Responded he, when he beheld me weeping,
“If from this savage place thou wouldst escape;

Because this beast, at which thou criest out,
Suffers not any one to pass her way,
But so doth harass him, that she destroys him;

And has a nature so malign and ruthless,
That never doth she glut her greedy will,
And after food is hungrier than before.

Many the animals with whom she weds,
And more they shall be still, until the Greyhound
Comes, who shall make her perish in her pain.

He shall not feed on either earth or pelf,
But upon wisdom, and on love and virtue;
‘Twixt Feltro and Feltro shall his nation be;

Of that low Italy shall he be the saviour,
On whose account the maid Camilla died,
Euryalus, Turnus, Nisus, of their wounds;

Through every city shall he hunt her down,
Until he shall have driven her back to Hell,
There from whence envy first did let her loose.

Therefore I think and judge it for thy best
Thou follow me, and I will be thy guide,
And lead thee hence through the eternal place,

Where thou shalt hear the desperate lamentations,
Shalt see the ancient spirits disconsolate,
Who cry out each one for the second death;

And thou shalt see those who contented are
Within the fire, because they hope to come,
Whene’er it may be, to the blessed people;

To whom, then, if thou wishest to ascend,
A soul shall be for that than I more worthy;
With her at my departure I will leave thee;

Because that Emperor, who reigns above,
In that I was rebellious to his law,
Wills that through me none come into his city.

He governs everywhere, and there he reigns;
There is his city and his lofty throne;
O happy he whom thereto he elects!”

And I to him: “Poet, I thee entreat,
By that same God whom thou didst never know,
So that I may escape this woe and worse,

Thou wouldst conduct me there where thou hast said,
That I may see the portal of Saint Peter,
And those thou makest so disconsolate.”

Then he moved on, and I behind him followed.

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It's Dante's Inferno and it makes me feel smart to post that shit but I didn't read it either

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also scum will have to read that in case there's a soft claim in there which makes me wet just thinking about them arguing in their PT about whether or not it's worth it

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also scum will have to read that in case there's a soft claim in there which makes me wet just thinking about them arguing in their PT about whether or not it's worth it

No they don't. You are not living through today, even if you manage to escape the noose due to spam and useless nonsense.

why would you say this?

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@transcend, I'm not a banned user so you can enjoy me guilt-free

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@Titus, I'm gonna actually apologize for that post. Yes, I'm trying to be obnoxious, but that wasn't very cool of me even if you did call me worthless first.

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but yer still scum

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page 33 is schadd's best page

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@Titus, who have you identified as unwilling to lynch Transcend?

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also scum will have to read that in case there's a soft claim in there which makes me wet just thinking about them arguing in their PT about whether or not it's worth it

No they don't. You are not living through today, even if you manage to escape the noose due to spam and useless nonsense.

why would you say this?

are dayvigs Normal? if not I don't get this post

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@Eddie, if it pleases you will you take a moment to explain by what process of thinking you have arrived at the conclusion that I am in fact likely to be a scum-aligned player, bitch.

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Thanks.

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Y
R
Ds
DAYS
SO
fucking
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
?

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gonna prodge the next 8 days

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see you fuckers later

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ok I'm back I missed you

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anybody wanna see what Fart looked like as a child?

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Fart, if you're actually town can you answer my question?
Not answering my question is a scumclaim.
Thanks

first, not answering questions is not a scumclaim that's kinda manipulative to phrase it that way don'cha think? second, I have no idea what your question is. third, did you like my childhood picture?

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No, but one of you will be the lynch elsewise.

^dis guy didn't find my softclaim in 760!

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Let's get rid of dead weight.

Is this a fat joke? Because it feels like a fat joke.

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so the question is where was I going with the vote on Lexa?

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pressure on an unsorted slot

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Now can we get back to discussing Titus fat-shaming me?

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pressure on an unsorted slot

How do you pressure a slot if you don't attempt to reach out with it or interact with it at all?

via the instinctual realization of impending tribal rejection, aka da wagon.

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Also this post isn't made by town:

ORLY

explain that one

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ali probscum

yep Alisae already knew where he as taking that interaction with me before it began
that much is obvious

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pressure on an unsorted slot

How do you pressure a slot if you don't attempt to reach out with it or interact with it at all?

via the instinctual realization of impending tribal rejection, aka da wagon.

You mean the one that went nowhere. Riiiiiiiight.

yep if I remember it right it dissolved right after I joined and then I moved back to memetown

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Sure.
Refering back to your "soft claim" and even posting it in the first place is survalistic because you're just trying to find ways to get pressure off of you.

You're just pissed you can't find it aren't you?

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Now Alisae, are you ever going to answer my question?

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Yeah I'm still SRing them, but they're somewhere over the rainbow.

Well, I got your back regardless of how this turns out.

Lurking and spamming nonsense has to be eliminated in games for town to have a chance.

So I'm a nothing but a fucking policy lynch to you? That hurts deep to the heart of my bottom.

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Fart

: You announced a scumread on Alisae. How do you feel about him now that you've engaged with him a bit?

I agree with you that Alisae is looking for an easy lynch.
Also...
like I said in 983, his interactions with me 968-977 look pre-conceived.
antihumane's 1004 ftw

VOTE: Alisae
this is a better vote than Titus

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i normally don't judge replace outs but this one is basically an exception.

why is it an exception?

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also can't everyone see that scum wants me at L-1 so I'll claim and they won't have to find my soft-claim in Dante's Inferno?

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looks like genuine town irritation.

c'mon you don't think RC can fake that shit?

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I think this is town rb.

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I know that Fart Chaos has only one scum.

what precludes a Fart-Chaos scumteam?

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Schadd, Lexa, Chaos all have not provided posting beyond prod dodging.
Fart is active lurking BUT HE ALLEDGLY SOFTED.

He didn't

. He deserves death.

Are you admitting that you read my lol-soft post searching for the soft?

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VOTE: Titus

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can "lolsoft" be a thing now?

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Are you admitting that you read my lol-soft post searching for the soft?

Yup. I did.

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should i do the thing?

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I really wanna do the thing

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That sounds like a Schrodinger's 1-shot Novice Desperado.

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Alisae ded.

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inb4 Alisae says it was a reaction test

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shoot alisae

I cc

wtf is this if not an attempt to avoid me being conftown in the situation that Alisae is actually that role?

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If Alisae was scum and Eddie shoots her with a desperado, it has zero impact on your alignment.

you misunderstand. If Alisae was desperado and eddie was scum faking his shot then town has no way of knowing if Alisae dies from her own shot or eddie's and fuck ok I see it now she would flip first and his fakeshot wouldn't matter so nevermind.

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Say, your thoughts on Shadd or Chaos and why are you not voting either?

I have done very little thinking about either

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Fart hasn't been thinking.

<about either>

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Well please do. Fast.

nah I like my vote

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but are more who do you think is scum

scum is but who I think are more

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hey though

schadd is leading wagon

chaos has been called tvs with u

I feel like they're important ppl for u to be thinking about oo.oo

you might have a point but those last two votes on schadd scared me off that wagon. I can't remember one thing chaos has said or done all game.

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chaos has been called tvs with u

actually I'm interested in this here
show me what you're talking about

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that's an eddie quote btw

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Titus made a "townblock" and then tried to rush through 2 lurker lynches. One on cbaosomega and one on schadd.

Thoughts?

don't forget she wants me dead (or at least did until she realized I wasn't as lynchbaity as she first thought)

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If you feel Titus is scum trying to get a mislynch on you, why aren't you trying to make a coherent case on her? Right now it looks like you're just satisfied with the heat being redirected somewhere else.

I TOLD YOU GUYS THAT ANTI IS TOWN HERE IS MORE PROOF IN THIS TOWNIE AS FUCK POST

To answer this there is plenty of time left today and the last thing this game needs is another player making "cases"

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Nah nevermind that post was just kinda ok

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I'm gonna do a full break-down on Aronis's reads and show how fucking scummy they are...

I read most of the day, here's a slightly more detailed readslist that I feel better about.

Fro99er/ALISAE:

Really Town
I felt like when Fro99er posted his posts were town-minded and insightful. I also felt like Alisae's posts were pretty good as well, really solid town read on this slot.

RadiantCowbells/MATHBLADE:

Town
After reading through RC's posts, I pretty much agree with whoever said that he's town. And then Mathblade hasn't posted enough for me to come up with anything. So this slot's town imo.

RB:

Town
rb's post seem to be trying to figure things out, asking good questions, etc. So I feel pretty good about this slot being town.

IRCHER:

Lean Town
Ircher's early game play didn't look good imo, but I felt like he bounced back and looked somewhat more town as the day went on. Plus with the claim it's definitely best to leave him alone for a while and give him a chance to confirm himself as town.

FLUBBERNUGGET:

Lean Town
I like Flubbernugget's posts for the most part.

TITUS:

Lean Town
After reading through the thread, I'm feeling much better about Titus. Not really sure this "policy lynch lurkers" strategy will find scum or be very helpful, but I feel like Titus is probably town.

EDDIE CANE:

Null/Lean Town
I didn't like the way s/he reacted to Ircher's claim. Like I get the doubt at first, but s/he seemed to hold onto the fact that it could be a fakeclaim for a bit long when there wasn't any reason not to give Ircher a chance to demonstrate his power. Other then that I have a slight lean town on this slot for the rest of his/her day play.

ANTIHUMAN:

Null
I am really unsure about this slot. Maybe a very slight lean town?

SCHADD_:

Null
I'm not really sure about schadd_. Like his posts don't come across as super town to me, but at the same time they don't seem that scummy either. Don't really get where the

TRANSCEND:

Null/Lean Scum

Question: Do you have a reads list, if yes: can you post it? If not: who do you think is scum atm?

Best I can tell you've scum read about every single person in the game atm and I don't feel like trying to sort that out. Some of the votes looked fine or good to me, others not so much. Flips back and forth between things a ridiculous amount, seems to be somewhat opportunistically looking to obtain a lynch.

LEXA:

Null/Lean Scum
If we were gonna lynch a lurker, this would probably be my pick. S/he hasn't done much of anything at all and only chimes in to point out something semi-relevant to avoid getting prodded. And then like the one time s/he did show up, s/he didn't really seem to care at all about scumhunting or helping solve things which really rubs me the wrong way, but then I kind of liked his/her response to pressure. She seems to be somewhat eager to get a lynch and acting pretty optimistic. I don't get why the mod has been so lenient with this slot not doing anything though and really wish s/he would post some legitimate content.

FART:

Null/Lean Scum
This slot is completely and utterly useless. Like this could be it's normal scum MO as scum, so if that was the case I'd be open to voting it, otherwise idk. If I had a dayvig I would definitely shoot this to just make this game better and easier to solve. There's nothing that really points me to scum, it comes across as just more of a troll player honestly.

Spoiler: WARNING! Don't open on mobile

Aronis is scum with either or both Alisae and Lexa.

VOTE: Aronis

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Why are you so aggressive when I don't think anti even has a vote on him

sorry caps lock got stuck for a minute there

What do you think about 1511

Pretty uneventful. I think the Treaty of Westminster was the most notable thing to happen, but the 1510s were underwhelming as a whole so...

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sheep me on aronis for dat sweet towncred

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there are a shit ton of words
So many fucking words
and some votes
the words get everyone angsty
and they respond with more words
words begat words begat words

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If you put me at L-1 I swear to all that is holy and beautiful and true that I will hammer

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the next counter-wagon simultaneously at L-1

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lol I made myself laugh

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There's no way a town!titus doesn't get annoyed as fuck at Fart and somehow dislikes some miscellaneous lurkers more

I don't think Titus is scum because we disagree, it's her inconsistency in play e.g. voting for her townreads, trying to rush lynches on lurkers etc.

Town rush lynches when they have really strong scumreads, not random lurker lynches on people who are always lurkers.

She also exaggerates the extent certain people lurk, scumread fart but seems to be trying to push any lynch but. Titus is just scum, and this isn't her towngame.

Titus as town often goes for the 'big fish' mafia. This game she's obsessed with low-hanging fruit, when most of the time she's lecturing others about that. I've played quite a few town games with Titus.

She's also alternating between being toxic and agreeable, when as town she's much more steadily stubborn and consistent about her interactions. Like she's just so far from her normal town style, PLUS doing scummy things independent of that style. She's just so scum I can't let it go.

VOTE: Titus

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I like that Adonis kid's recent schtick.

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For all of you that think I'll possibly scum can you plz start believing that my Titus vote is a bus and join the wagon?

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If you put me at L-1 I swear to all that is holy and beautiful and true that I will hammer

Don't be stupid. That won't help anybody. Trust me, I know

How did you miss 1556?

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Titus,

Why are the other lurkers town?

???

My stance is clear. Lurker with the largest wagon gets my vote. I am not TRing any lurker.

This is an abdication of scum hunting responsibility and unlike town Titus.

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Scum is on schadd's wagon in an all out effort to save Titus.

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rb, flubb, aronis, math, ircher, antihummer are all town

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schadd is town only if Titus flips red

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Holy shit I'm like 50 pages behind. I'm not reading all that this close to a lynch so someone recap for me m'kay?

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Guess who has a guilty?

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all I'll say right now is that the guilty isn't on rb so I'm not the player who targeted him.

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not yet. Let 'em sweat.

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sorry no hints

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I think Titus is probably SK.
I think mod is up to shenanigans with this fruit vendor shit.
I think rb's stuff today is very likely coming from town.
I think the scum I guiltied is stalling.

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After eddie and ThinkBig do their catchup posts we are gonna have so much fun!

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no comment

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@Transcend

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This game is explicitly 10:3 town:mafia.

ok then...

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basically if everyon eliminates Titus/Math being scum they have 3 scum to pick from 7 people.

don't worry I'll narrow it down to 1 person for us

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@fart who is scum?

I want your and eddie's catchup posts and then I will reveal

which of you is scum

err.. I mean who is scum.

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@Titus, talk to me about how much you hate it right now that I'm not scum

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oh eddie ROFLLLL

the way it was worded was confusing as fuck

fukking mastiNAAAAA

This needs to be explained.

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nevermind I get it. Eddie is saying he sent you fruit.

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So there's such a thing as a mafia-aligned fruit vendor in a Normal game, huh?

Hard-claim: I'm Gunsmith (not 1-shot Titus)

eddie has a gun

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VOTE: eddie

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was going to hold onto that a bit longer but if he's claiming he sent fruit then my result was not on a town cop now was it?

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@rb, your next post must include who targeted you last night so there is no wiggle room later

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and the other thing i was told was 'player X targeted you with a night action last night' - that's all the information i have, and the reason im confused

REVEAL PLAYER X

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im not revealing yet as i want all slots to participate 1st

if the player who targeted you isn't eddie then what the fuck is 3731 and did I just catch two scum?

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If Eddie flips mafia fruit vendor, then rb is probably town.

ok

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Was there actually a soft claim in Dante's Inferno

Or was that just memes

I made no softs or crumbs anywhere

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Independent of who scum is, rb is town.

if eddie is like a regular goon and not a mafia fruit vendor then rb is scum

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Not all mafia-aligned players carry guns (Mafia doc for example).

@mastina

, not sure if you can answer but would a mafia-aligned fruit vendor carry a gun in your ruleset?

<<< Answered in 3991. >>>

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if mafia fruit vendor doesn't carry a gun then rb is also confirmed scum and their day2 play got blown up

probably not the case but you never know.

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holy fuck that is such a scumpost by fart when i know that im town

yeah well his scumflip confirms you are town unless he is not a fruit vendor, so relax

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has fart event tied to argue why id be a good gunsmith candidate?

nope

a better question is, did fart make his scumreads obvious at all before EoD?

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Who else deserves to die?

I have no idea and if I did I wouldn't be outing it anyway.

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Did Fart fullclaim?

Yes.

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And why Eddie? How is that the sensible target for an investigative?

When he flips red you can just stand back in awe at my ability to read players.

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3958

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I don't see the benefit of outing a scumread right now and giving scum a heads up on who I might be targeting N2.

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Spoiler: My scumreads are hidden inside

Chief Justice Roberts, President Carter, President Clinton, President Bush, President Obama, fellow Americans, and people of the world: thank you.

We, the citizens of America, are now joined in a great national effort to rebuild our country and to restore its promise for all of our people.

Together, we will determine the course of America and the world for years to come.

We will face challenges. We will confront hardships. But we will get the job done.

Every four years, we gather on these steps to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, and we are grateful to President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama for their gracious aid throughout this transition. They have been magnificent.

Today’s ceremony, however, has very special meaning. Because today we are not merely transferring power from one Administration to another, or from one party to another – but we are transferring power from Washington, D.C. and giving it back to you, the American People.

For too long, a small group in our nation’s Capital has reaped the rewards of government while the people have borne the cost.

Washington flourished – but the people did not share in its wealth.

Politicians prospered – but the jobs left, and the factories closed.

The establishment protected itself, but not the citizens of our country.

Their victories have not been your victories; their triumphs have not been your triumphs; and while they celebrated in our nation’s Capital, there was little to celebrate for struggling families all across our land.

That all changes – starting right here, and right now, because this moment is your moment: it belongs to you.

It belongs to everyone gathered here today and everyone watching all across America.

This is your day. This is your celebration.

And this, the United States of America, is your country.

What truly matters is not which party controls our government, but whether our government is controlled by the people.

January 20th 2017, will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again.

The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.

Everyone is listening to you now.

You came by the tens of millions to become part of a historic movement the likes of which the world has never seen before.

At the center of this movement is a crucial conviction: that a nation exists to serve its citizens.

Americans want great schools for their children, safe neighborhoods for their families, and good jobs for themselves.

These are the just and reasonable demands of a righteous public.

But for too many of our citizens, a different reality exists: Mothers and children trapped in poverty in our inner cities; rusted-out factories scattered like tombstones across the landscape of our nation; an education system, flush with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of knowledge; and the crime and gangs and drugs that have stolen too many lives and robbed our country of so much unrealized potential.

This American carnage stops right here and stops right now.

We are one nation – and their pain is our pain. Their dreams are our dreams; and their success will be our success. We share one heart, one home, and one glorious destiny.

The oath of office I take today is an oath of allegiance to all Americans.

For many decades, we’ve enriched for

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ign industry at the expense of American industry;

Subsidized the armies of other countries while allowing for the very sad

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epletion of our military;

We've defended other nation’s bor

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ers while refusing to defend our own;

And spent trillions of dollars overseas wh

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le America's infrastructure has fallen into disrepair and decay.

We’ve made other countries rich while the w

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alth, strength, and confidence of our country has disappeared over the horizon.

One by one, the fa

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tories shuttered and left our shores, with not even a thought about the millions upon millions of American workers left behind.

The wealth of our middle cl

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ss has been ripped from their homes and then redistributed across the entire world.

But that is the past. And now we are looking o

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ly to the future.

We assembled here today are issuing a n

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w decree to be heard in every city, in every foreign capital, and in every hall of power.

From this day forward, a new vision will govern our land.

From this moment on, it’s going to be America First.

Every decision on trade, on taxes, on immigration, on foreign affairs, will be made to benefit American workers and American families.

We must protect our borders from the ravages of other countries making our products, stealing our companies, and destroying our jobs. Protection will lead to great prosperity and strength.

I will fight for you with every breath in my body – and I will never, ever let you down.

America will start winning again, winning like never before.

We will bring back our jobs. We will bring back our borders. We will bring back our wealth. And we will bring back our dreams.

We will build new roads, and highways, and bridges, and airports, and tunnels, and railways all across our wonderful nation.

We will get our people off of welfare and back to work – rebuilding our country with American hands and American labor.

We will follow two simple rules: Buy American and Hire American.

We will seek friendship and goodwill with the nations of the world – but we do so with the understanding that it is the right of all nations to put their own interests first.

We do not seek to impose our way of life on anyone, but rather to let it shine as an example for everyone to follow.

We will reinforce old alliances and form new ones – and unite the civilized world against Radical Islamic Terrorism, which we will eradicate completely from the face of the Earth.

At the bedrock of our politics will be a total allegiance to the United States of America, and through our loyalty to our country, we will rediscover our loyalty to each other.

When you open your heart to patriotism, there is no room for prejudice.

The Bible tells us, “how good and pleasant it is when God’s people live together in unity.”

We must speak our minds openly, debate our disagreements honestly, but always pursue solidarity.

When America is united, America is totally unstoppable.

There should be no fear – we are protected, and we will always be protected.

We will be protected by the great men and women of our military and law enforcement and, most importantly, we are protected by God.

Finally, we must think big and dream even bigger.

In America, we understand that a nation is only living as long as it is striving.

We will no longer accept politicians who are all talk and no action – constantly complaining but never doing anything about it.

The time for empty talk is over.

Now arrives the hour of action.

Do not let anyone tell you it cannot be done. No challenge can match the heart and fight and spirit of America.

We will not fail. Our country will thrive and prosper again.

We stand at the birth of a new millennium, ready to unlock the mysteries of space, to free the Earth from the miseries of disease, and to harness the energies, industries and technologies of tomorrow.

A new national pride will stir our souls, lift our sights, and heal our divisions.

It is time to remember that old wisdom our soldiers will never forget: that whether we are black or brown or white, we all bleed the same red blood of patriots, we all enjoy the same glorious freedoms, and we all salute the same great American Flag.

And whether a child is born in the urban sprawl of Detroit or the windswept plains of Nebraska, they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty Creator.

So to all Americans, in every city near and far, small and large, from mountain to mountain, and from ocean to ocean, hear these words:

You will never be ignored again.

Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams, will define our American destiny. And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide us along the way.

Together, We Will Make America Strong Again.

We Will Make America Wealthy Again.

We Will Make America Proud Again.

We Will Make America Safe Again.

And, Yes, Together, We Will Make America Great Again. Thank you, God Bless You, And God Bless America.

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Titus, myself, and Transcend would've imo been the more sensible Gunsmith target.

Anyway, don't lynch bfore I get a chance to catch up.

Titus claimed Vig and I was SRing her so that would have been a waste. Eddie was flying under the radar.

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@Transcend, explain why you want to lynch outside eddie and fart when one of us is guaranteed scum and the only way to know who is with a flip.

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Who hasn't posted since I outed the guilty on eddie?

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this doesn't answer why you claimed to target me

no it doesn't but keep trying to throw that doubt around I'm sure it will stick

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so youre not even going to bother trying to explain lmao

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Let me be serious for a sec here. Going back to 3977 the thing that I still can't see how it makes any fucking sense is that someone would get dentures and have them made with those crooked as hell teeth when he coulda gotten them made straight.

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all my lols for Titus