It's approaching night. Therefore, it's time for dinner. Oman yells to everyone, "Hey guys! We really shouldn't let all this Ramen go to waste, I'm pretty sure that's a deadly sin." Then you all start to pick up the seasonless Ramen packets and eat it dry. It's so bland and flavorless, it makes you all start to go mad as if you are addicted to seasonings! You all start to hallucinate, imagining that Karen is a giant seasoning packet, full of seasoning.
Everyone is drooling as they stare, slowly moving closer to her, ready to season. You try to open the imagined seasoning packet, but just can't seem to break the skin. You decide the only possible way to open the gateway to untold riches...of flavor...is to lynch it open. There is only one problem though, earlier that day, JDodge was being an asshat and threw your lynchin' rope out the window, and the outside world scares you. Plus once you go PEGBAM, you never go back.
You begin to look for rope as Oman says, "We should split up, and search for rope!". Then BBM pops in from the floor, punches him in the gut and says, "Damnit man! My phrase! I can give you a PR, mister," and then he goes away again. Anyway, you continue to search desprately for some rope to use for the lynch, but cannot find anything at all! But then, Distad thinks of an idea. "Guys, we should take all of our Ramen wrappers and string them together to make a rope out of it!" Distad announces. Everyone, including Karen, agrees that this is a splendid idea.
In a few minutes the rope is complete, and the team is ready to go to Seasoningtown™. You tie up the giant seasoning packet, and she kicks the lever herself, tearing the top off of her perferated spine. You all imagine yourself seasoning your Ramen as you begin to come to your senses. I shouldn't need to go into any more details here. Use your imagination, I already used mine.
Karen, Townie, Used as Ramen Seasoning Day 3
Then, the floor pops up, and you are expecting BBM to be there. But it's not! It is in fact celebrity football commentator John Madden! "Hey folks, John Madden here to give commentary on your lynch today!" "Uh, John, you already missed the lynch," Erg0 states. "So we got the town over here, and the Ramen over here," John says as he draws circles on the screen, use your imagination folks, "and the town is all like 'Hey I'm hungry we should get some food' and one of em is like 'BOOM! I got Ramen!" and they all eat it up and talk football and how amazing brett favre is. You know, Brett Favre is the greatest player in football, hands down; you can put him in a wheelchair and he would play BETTER! BOOM! So anyway, they think it needs more seasoning, or as that emeril guy says "BAM!"
Then BBM pops up and stabs John Madden. "That guy is really annoying. Anyway, I brought you guys more season packets. They are beef flavored." Then he goes away because he wasted enough of your time by now.
It is now
Night Three
, please send your night actions to PEG or myself by
October 22, 10pm CST.