Open 27- Bird C9 (Game over!) before 466

[ryan]

Look guys, it's TCS, the scum man! Hey scumster! After pages upon careful evidence and extremely difficult decisions, we found you and Aimee.

[ryan]

When it rains, it pours.

Right on Pac Man Jones.

[ryan]

Hey TCS, claiming now might save your life, we're in the mood to lynch you or Aimee, so we'll give you a chance to lie..............errrr I mean claim.

[ryan]

Okay, okay. Let me explain why you're at -1, TCS. Let me walk you through our

drinking

.

Okay, so d3sisted thought we were at ly-lo, yet didn't hammer any of us. So we think he is town.

ryan and me, well, we're certainly not scum together, and we think of each other as invalid lynches for today.

Tar has claimed.

Fernando has breadcrumbed.

That leaves our two lucky winners, you and Aimee. Make sense ?

I fixed your quote ABR. LOLOLOLOLOL

[ryan]

Okay, okay. Let me explain why you're at -1, TCS. Let me walk you through our thinking.

Okay, so d3sisted thought we were at ly-lo, yet didn't hammer any of us. So we think he is town.

ryan and me, well, we're certainly not scum together, and we think of each other as invalid lynches for today.

Tar has claimed.


Fernando has breadcrumbed.

That leaves our two lucky winners, you and Aimee. Make sense ?

I think we have a chart laying around here, let me move some of these empty beer cases hold on a sec..............

[ryan]

Page 22. Here's the analysis

The Central Scrutinizer (scum)
ryan (townie)
Tarhalindur (claimed doc)
FeRnAnDo (breadcrumbed cop)
d3sisted (townie)
Aimee (scum)
Albert B. Rampage (townie)

I FOUND IT!!!! Here's the charts, d3sisted puked on the pie graph and ABR wiped his butt with the flow chart, but this should work right?

[ryan]

Well that is weird, Tara AND TCS just disappeared at the same time..............

[ryan]

No kidding there, or we'd be the three scummiest players in the history of mafiascum. I never knew hunting scum could be so damned fun but it was so much fun hanging out, drinking beers and finding two scum. Kick ass for us!

[ryan]

8 pages later and............

ABR, d3sisted and ryan OWN Open 27

[ryan]

Yes but I think I'm going to pass out soon. Let's do this again, sometime.

We just have to make sure we are all three town again.

[ryan]

Screw it, my theory is right, TCS and Aimee will be lynched, the town will win and wine will fall from the sky!

[ryan]

Passing out does=GOOD TIMES, I'm heading to bed, MEN it has been my scum hunting honor to find the bastages in this game and lynch them, I salute you with my empty can. GOOD NIGHT NOW.

[ryan]

We own this thread and the scum are DONE. Night men!

[ryan]

Oh man, the look on Aimee's face when she comes back to 7 pages of crap + lucky lynch target of D2.

Yup, we'll see you in Day 2 Aimee, you are lynched my friend!!!!

[ryan]

The Central Scrutinizer (scum)
ryan (townie)
Tarhalindur (claimed doc)
FeRnAnDo (breadcrumbed cop)
d3sisted (townie)
Aimee (scum)
Albert B. Rampage (townie)


(One last chart before I hit the hay)

[ryan]

DUDE, I am not scum!!!!!!!!!! Are you reading? Why am I gonna be lynched? Or killed? Remind me to NEVER play in another game with your foolishness again, idiot.

[ryan]

Why exactly are you still posting? We already worked through what everyone's role was last night. (I'd rather see you leave mafiascum forever when I turn up town) MOVE ALONG jackass. You are by far the worst cop I've ever seen in a game, attacking one player an entire game does NOT give you sufficient information on anyone else, way to hang yourself out to dry as a cop, idiot.

[ryan]

I think that about sums it up. The deadline is going to be tomorrow, 4 PM EST, since I never said when it was, and it was supposed to be yesterday.

As for a vote count, I'm fairly certain ryan's is correct, so consider his official I suppose.

And finally, ryan, stop flaming. NOW.

I thought it was today at 3pm?

[ryan]

Suspense? Come on now

[ryan]

d3sisted: NO kidding, we spent pages upon pages scum hunting, we want answers! (and this is NOT spamming)

[ryan]

Owned.

[ryan]

Nominating the town when this game is over.

We could be here awhile, hasn't Aimee been gone or something? We know our cop/doc are active but the last scum member........not so sure on her activity.

[ryan]

Nominating the town when this game is over.

Or at least three of the players

[ryan]

Bullshit ruined game.

Fucking hell.

WOW, just tip your hat and smile, it's just a game bro.

[ryan]

Ah yes, Fernando was theopor_COD the scum we know he is?

[ryan]

What ? Rephrase that.

Well we figured Aimee was our other scum correct? Well theopor_COD replaced Aimee, so he's our vote correct? I was waiting to see if Fernando investigated him and found the guilty verdict.

[ryan]

MY BAD, darn that sentence structure anyway! :-O

[ryan]

Alright Fernando, tell us who our scum is (cough* theopor_COD *cough)

[ryan]

Hopefully he knows we are out of night session, and I'm gonna be super pissed if he snuffed our advisement to investigate Aimee. If he picked one of us three and found out we're town, WHAT a waste. Well it's three to lynch right? You me and ABR should be able to win this game no matter what. Sorry to theopor_COD for being the sacrificial lamb but eh, what can ya do?

[ryan]

I'm predicting that this is over (as far as a town victory) just gotta get the investigation information and than WHAMO we win after we do a little lynching.

[ryan]

I investigated theopor_COD (Aimee), he's town aligned.

I'll leave you to discuss and cast votes... i'll be able to read and make a nice post as soon as i get back from work, in 6 hours.

WTF? d3sisted did you lie? ABR? I promise you I am a townie (just vanilla) but SERIOUSLY than somebody lied and I'm picking it was d3sisted who did.

Vote:d3sisted

[ryan]

Ryan you seem perplexed that the scum wouldn't lie and you seem awfully quick with your vote.

No need to promise anything either, appealing to emotion won't help you. It's one from three . . .

Hey I was 100% sure that you (Aimee) was scum, the pieces fell into place and made sense. I'm not quick with my vote but Fernando is the cop, ABR doesn't come off as scum to me and you've been confirmed. I know I'm not scum so it's process of elimination, not a tough concept.

[ryan]

I am NOT scum. Come on ABR, d3sisted replaced in and pretty much went along with you and me looking for scum, yes I made a mistake on theopor_COD, but I'm not making one again, d3sisted is our scum.

[ryan]

Now that is just crap, you are saying ABR isn't scum because "his give up post" That to me read as a townie throwing in the towell not scum. YOU are the last scum, you walked in and immediately agreed with pretty much everything me and ABR said.

[ryan]

Ya know what, I'll quote my role (automatically having me mod killed) than we lose a townie at night (probably Fernando) than it's ABR, theo and d3sisted. One is confirmed town and than you three can fight it out because I am NOT scum and YES I did make a mistake in thinking that Aimme/Theo was 100% scum, I was mislead somewhere but I'm willing to be the lamb if you REALLY think I'm scum, I'll even vote myself, but I am on your side theo, I am a townie just like you but I'll admit I'm a little confused as we had it all talked out that you were the third scum.

All I can say is this, ABR or d3sisted IS our last scum.

[ryan]

Oh forget it, I'm waving my white townie flag here folks, whoever the scum actually is (ABR or d3sisted) you have done a GREAT job of snowing me over, I was 100% sure that Aimee was our scum and she turned out to be just another townie. Now the suspicion is building on me and I don't feel like re-reading through this entire mess to see if it's ABR or d3sisted who lied during our "tirade"

I'll give you 24 hours to decide what you want me to do. I've already got a vote from ABR to reveal my role, so Fernando and theo, if you both believe me to be scum say so by posting and I will have myself modkilled (d3sisted I believe is scum so his opinion doesn't matter to me) This game is frustrating right now I'm not gonna lie and I'm just done with it. So if necessary I'll modkill myself and hope the town can pull it out in the end.

[ryan]

Ryan do stop threatening to post your PM and get modkilled, it's pretty sad really, if your town at least have the honour to back your way out of the corner and post some kind of defence . . . you were 100% on me as scum and now you have the same opinion on d3sisted, yet seem to ignore Albert. I'm not surprised Aimee decided to ask for replacement. I'm still pretty much torn between Ryan and d3sisted.

Actually if you ask Aimee why she replaced (because I did) she said she was having issues at the time and held nothing against me and ABR (I can see if I still have the PM if you like) I have little defense except I know I'm town and looking back through the pages (and pages) I did do some non town actions by piling on Aimee (your role) I was 100% sure she was scum so when Fernando said you were innocent it totally through me off because I felt d3sisted and ABR were being truthful and obviously one of them lied about being town. We found TCS and lynched him, and those two led the charge, so either Fernando is scum and lied about breadcrumbing or d3sisted or ABR are scum. d3sisted has the motive (IMO) because of replacing in and immediately agreeing with me and ABR that is why I believe that d3sisted is our scum.

[ryan]

I don't care. ryan is scum. d3sisted is useless.

The game's wide open.

The game is wide open but has taken a different twist and ONLY because I'm not scum, sorry but I'm not ABR.

[ryan]

Disagree 100% that I go first. IF you are mafia ABR than you just won the game by that strategy, forget it, I'm here to prove my innocence by NOT posting my pm. I'm ready for the challenge and it's either YOU or d3sisted and I plan on finding out.

[ryan]

Zzzz

I am going to lurk until you die kthx

Good, than I won't have to read your anti town b.s, I expect a full apology when this game comes to a conclusion and I'm proven to be town.

[ryan]

d3sisted: I see your reasoning with ABR but I just am having problems believing you are town. I think it's painfully obvious (unless Fernando swerved us about being the cop and the breadcrumbing) that ABR or you is scum........I'm just not sold that it's ABR over you right now. *Please not another re-read*

[ryan]

A nice little bermuda triangle we have here. Well, the c-...the triangle of trust has been broken.

I don't disagree, I thought you two were 100% on the up and up, but one of you lied.

[ryan]

Well I'm not voting myself off, and who say's you told the truth? I know I'm townie, I know theo is townie, and I know Fernando is town. So it's you or d3sisted that's scum, it's as simple as that.

[ryan]

I'm not gonna start flaming with you in this thread ABR but I can guarantee beyond a shadow of a doubt that I am NOT scum. The more and more you post the more and more I believe you could be our scum. You normally get this way (this attack mode) when you are scum and WOW, you are right back in that mode again.

[ryan]

And if you want some more proof of a possible d3sisted scum allignment read page 17, that's the page where he is fishing for a cop

[ryan]

ABR he didn't have the game in hand when he was following, he had no chance if he quickly hammered and would have been easily lynched today and than TCS was done. He has been trying to find the cop to nightkill, read over those few pages, it's plain as day.

[ryan]

The cop (Fernando) is going to be nightkilled tonight (that we know for sure without a doc) so unless we lynch correctly here, we are in big trouble. If I am lynched we lose a townie and than Fernando is night killed and we're right back to where we started, is it you or is it d3sisted that is scum (since we know theo is town)

[ryan]

I swear to god ABR just when I think you are a decent enough player you go on a non intelligent barage like this. I was wrong about you, we can't play in games together, it's just impossible to play with somebody like you who is trying to use an illogical statement and turn it into logic. I had a choice, I voted you to stay alive because I KNEW I was town and wanted to continue in the game. You are the one who has admitted to playing 'poorly enough to be lynched" either you being honest, or skillfully trying to look town and throw the game off. When people go back through and re-read this, I want them to look at you and d3sisted VERY carefully because both of you have played scummy enough to be scum partners.

[ryan]

BTW: We do NOT know you are for sure town, but nice try.

[ryan]

And than he would have been lynched quickly because TCS we knew was scum by process of elimination. Knowing I'm scum it's between you and d3sisted. So I suggest he is lynched first, because I know for one thing if he isn't scum (which I doubt) than you are 100% scum. It's real simple.

[ryan]

I can tell you this ABR, if you are town, you aren't playing like it. You just earlier ripped d3sisted for his analysis on you and now he's in the clear and I'm scum, that's just craplogic, you are playing both sides in this game.

[ryan]

I want to hear from Fernando and theo before I do anything more.

[ryan]

I investigated theopor_COD (Aimee), he's town aligned.

I'll leave you to discuss and cast votes...

i'll be able to read and make a nice post as soon as i get back from work, in 6 hours

.

This is what I'm still waiting for

[ryan]

You talk a lot of shit

,

I'm pretty sure

your scum now. Like I've said all game, d3sisted is confused town. Plus he's a kid so he sux at mafia.

Why by quoting things that are correct? I'll wait for Fernando and theo but you are far from pro town right now.

[ryan]

And than he would have been lynched quickly because TCS we knew was scum by process of elimination.

Knowing I'm scum

it's between you and d3sisted. So I suggest he is lynched first, because I know for one thing if he isn't scum (which I doubt) than you are 100% scum. It's real simple.

Wow. I thought for sure it was Albert, then ryan goes ahead sets off with a freudian slip?

You did it AGAIN, you changed around a word in my post! That's at least twice you've done that in this game.

[ryan]

Oh fuck this shit, my mistake, I messed up my train of thought. I apologize, d3sisted did NOT change a word in my post.

[ryan]

Sorry fellow townies, I'm not gonna play in a game like this anymore. I'm frustrated and it's coming out in my posts. Good luck theo in picking between ABR and d3sisted.

You are a townie. Your only weapon is your vote, so use it wisely!

You win when both mafiates are dead.

[ryan]

Nope that's my role ABR, sorry

[ryan]

Yes I know that's your role, that's why I quoted it for you.

You are gonna look pretty stupid ABR when it comes out that I am town, and the role I quoted is MINE

[ryan]

Maybe I'll look stupid, but I'm going to win this game.

No you WILL look stupid.

[ryan]

And I will win. You won't.

There is no way you are town, no possible chance. And since I'm town, I'll win.

[ryan]

And I will win. You won't.

Admission of you being scum? Since I just quoted my townie PM. Nice try ABR.

[ryan]

As I said, my train of thought was interrupted and what I wanted to say didn't come out the way it should have. Put it this way ABR, IF I'm scum (which I'm not) I will quit mafiascum FOREVER and never return (EVER) but if I'm town as I already quoted than you quit? Deal?

[ryan]

Because either you or ABR is scum and would have lost.

[ryan]

COME on ABR, you are so damn sure, take me up on my offer smartass.

[ryan]

As I said, my train of thought was interrupted and what I wanted to say didn't come out the way it should have. Put it this way ABR, IF I'm scum (which I'm not) I will quit mafiascum FOREVER and never return (EVER) but if I'm town as I already quoted than you quit? Deal?

Just in case you missed my challenge ABR, here it is again for ya.

[ryan]

Ah of course, now he disappears, big shock.

[ryan]

It's an open game. The role PMs are in the second post. Since the role PMs are public knowledge, I don't see any reason to modkill here.

Oh for crying out loud...............

[ryan]

Yes I accept you foolish foolish man lol of course I accept

Well since my posting my role didn't modkill me I guess we'll wait to see when your exit from mafiascum will be. Fernando and theo, your participation WOULD be appreciated.

[ryan]

Fernando and theo need prods

[ryan]

You are an idiot Fernando and you can OMGUS all you want after I show up town, you are putting the town at a severe disadvantage with your vote on me. I also did NOT breadcrumb anywhere in this thread (as you felt it was necessary for you to do) IF you are that blind as to vote against ABR or d3sisted than you deserve to be one of the reasons that we lose this game to the scum. Cephir not mod killing me was HIS choice, I was more than happy to show my innocence to a bunch of blind townies by going out in a blaze of glory, and now that you've put me at -1, I'll do it on my own. *mental note, no games with ABR or Fernando ever again on this site* theo, your vote after this night session should be pretty easy, please don't mess it up, you are about the only person that can help us win this game now.

Unvote/Vote: Ryan

[ryan]

GO town

[ryan]

Great job theopor_COD! I knew you wouldn't let us down