Mini 1101 - Suspiciously Average Mafia (Over!)

[Parama]

Claim: NK-Immune Unlynchable Vigilante Daycop

I have a guilty on 4computer.

vote: 4computer

[Parama]

Parama... you should probably just vig them so the rest of the town can sheep you for the rest of the game.

I always assume a mafia RB, so my kills will probably all be blocked until we lynch him. Assuming three scum, there's a 33% chance that 4computer is that roleblocker. Plus, lynches give town more information.
Anywho, tyler, why so passive? You sound like you don't want to attract attention... scum tend to try and stay out of the spotlight like that, y'know.

HoS: tyler

. I'd vote but 4computer is confirmed scum to me.

First and foremost, any millers should claim now. I don't want a random lolbutI'mmiller claim AFTER I get a guilty on someone
And another thing: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? I've only played with Lat before and that was in a lolhydra game that sucked.
Last point of note - Lateralus is in fact an awesome album.

[Parama]

You decide.
I think it's balanced because I can still be blocked... but take out the Mafia RB (who I may or may not have already caught) and you have a recipe for awesome
Are you rolefishing?

P-Edit:
I am.

[Parama]

Did you know that it's incredibly anti-town to claim vanilla townie without being asked to?

[Parama]

Okay, teaching mode for a minute:
Scum will more than likely try to focus their kills on finding power roles. Any and every VT claim makes it easier for scum to find PRs because it reduces the pool of players that could potentially be PRs. So claiming VT is incredibly anti-town, and why VT claims tend to get lynched more often than not.
Also, you're playing the inexperience card way too much. I don't care if you joined yesterday, this isn't a newbie game.

[Parama]

You can choose to believe me or not, it's no big deal if you don't though since it's only day 1.

[Parama]

unvote, vote: Lateralus

We're lynching you today. I've seen more scum PGO claims than I've seen actual PGO claims (it's 2 or 3 to 0 from my records alone)

[Parama]

That's stupid, I've only seen town claim PGO on the day start.

And I've seen scum claim it ASAP.
I also just remembered a game where a town player fakeclaimed PGO to hide a PR. <_<

unvote

for now but tbh I really think we should lynch Lat.

[Parama]

This is gonna be a loooooong game.

[Parama]

Andrew, I have absolutely no clue what you're trying to say there. You have a 2 without a 1 for starters...

[Parama]

I'm not even going to go out on a limb with this, but since no one has stated it clearly yet in response: Parama was NOT actually making a claim, he was clearly just making a sarcastic pregame joke.

If it was so painfully obvious, why have at least four people questioned it and two people claimed as a result of it so far?

Because the human race is full of morons.

I am that cynical, yes.

[Parama]

This game needs some action IMO.
Even if it comes in the form of people breaking the suspiciously absent behavior rule. Wow,

mod, your ruleset is missing the "No personal attacks" rule.

I think everyone in this game is a [REDACTED].

[Parama]

Fine, I want to know why Parama thought it was necessary to make that fake claim. It wasn't helpful, it wasn't clever, and it wasn't funny. All it did was confused people. There's no way in a hundred thousand years that Parama didn't foresee people getting confused by it, so he's either mafia trying to confuse people, or he was just hoping that someone would fall for it so that he could assert his intelligence. Parama, why?

Have you ever heard of a reaction test?

[Parama]

Well,
1. This is gonna be a long game full of dumb people
2. 4computer is neutral, but leaning scum
3. Trendall is the most stubborn player in the history of mafia
4. andrew is probably town
5. Zyrconium is scum buddying up to me

Add in tylerjarvis as scum for unrelated reason and we may as well have this game wrapped up already. 4computer is the weakest of my scum reads though, so if I'm wrong about anyone it's him.

Anyways, I'm not voting right now, am I?

vote: tylerjarvis

[Parama]

2.

well, obviously that is not a role. however if you are a day cop and searched me you are probably insane, paranoid, or maybe a random cop because i'm a regular townie

He's rather quick to believe my claim, and scum have a tendency to believe town rarely or never lies. So...

3 is self-explanatory.

4.

as parama, stop bs'ing

This is basically the inverse of #2.

5.

Parama... you should probably just vig them so the rest of the town can sheep you for the rest of the game.

>implying I'm town for no good reason

Parama all you've managed to do is make someone claim vanilla townie, nice strategy.

This one is BS... it's entirely unreasonable to think Parama's actions caused this, both initially(when he did them) or after seeing the outcome. Why do you want us to think otherwise, good sir?

>defending me for no good reason

I'm not even going to go out on a limb with this, but since no one has stated it clearly yet in response: Parama was NOT actually making a claim, he was clearly just making a sarcastic pregame joke.

Parama can talk for himself

, and as a general rule, should...

Now this is odd. I was responding to Parama's previous policy lynch suggestion with my own, yet I the response has been more vigorous.

Parama was considering

how to deal with a relatively anti-town role, you're planning for the worst possible situation town could face at the first possible moment.

>says I can talk for myself
>proceeds to talk for me

Spot the contradiction!

Other thing:

Anywho, tyler, why so passive? You sound like you don't want to attract attention... scum tend to try and stay out of the spotlight like that, y'know.

HoS: tyler

. I'd vote but 4computer is confirmed scum to me.

Still this, except now I'm not a NK-Immune Unlynchable Vigilante Daycop

[Parama]

4computer is totally an okay lynch.
Tyler's already resorted to flailing, though, which means he goes first.

[Parama]

unvote, vote: 4computer

this is fine with me as well, meh

[Parama]

prod avoid

[Parama]

this game is boring, I want progress. Progress involves a lynch and a flip.

[Parama]

Kiku can you please change your avatar?
Can someone please just put progress into this boring game?

[Parama]

I sure as hell hope so.

[Parama]

Lol Bawhston Brawl Ending

You should've done the Hoopla, Prana.

Why didn't people lynch Lat due to his PGO claim? Like I said, he was lying <_< PGOs don't happen in Mini Normals. I don't think the review committee even approves them anymore (though I could easily be wrong).

[Parama]

Well,
1. This is gonna be a long game full of dumb people
2. 4computer is neutral, but leaning scum
3. Trendall is the most stubborn player in the history of mafia
4. andrew is probably town
5. Zyrconium is scum buddying up to me

4/5