Mini 259: Revenge of the Vegans, GAME OVER!

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That's right, it's time once again for the annual MLSA(Meat and Leather Suppliers of America) summit! Yessir, we'll be discussing new and exciting ways to exploit the American people while mercilessly slaughtering countless cows, and exploring further possibilities for employment in countries with many aspiring poor children! This year, we've rented out an entire ski resort for you to enjoy, where we have replaced all the beds with heaping piles of cash and we've brought cows to be killed, cooked, and served for every meal! You will also be provided with complimentary leather pajamas, for ultimate comfort! We've put a lot of work into making this a fun and productive week, so we hope you enjoy your gluttonous, undeserving selves!

Oh, and don't be alarmed about the bomb threat that those dirty vegan's sent us earlier. We have found, and disarmed the bomb. They have also threatened to infiltrate this event, and slaughter each of us one by one in the same ways that we kill so many animals. But we all know their just a bunch of stuck up pansies, am I right? We're sure it's nothing to worry about.

Now that you have arrived, we'll need you to confirm your reservations at the desk, and line up any activities you may wish to indulge yourself with during the night. We will begin discussing the future of our industry in the morning. Have a great night!

Still in one piece:

HezLucky - Cop
Alexander - Doc
Silat - Tracker
outlaw - Vanilla Townie

Got what was comin'

Falcone - Vanilla Townie - Beaten, then eaten, Night 1
Kain McAdam - Town Back Up Doc - Shot in the head, Day 1
armlx - Vigilante - Beaten by utter Night 2
Kenji - Serial Killing Moo-Cow - Processed Night 2
Nightfall - Anal Retentive Vegan - Ground into Tofu Day 2
Mini Neo - Vegan Hippie - Wandered off Day 3
Tyfo - Vanilla Townie - Burned alive Day 4
Maz Medias

Jabroni2000

- Vegan Role Blocker - Conceeded Day 5

We'll start with night 1. Confirm via PM and send me night choices. Deadline is in 72 hourse.

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You wake up this fine, fine moring to find that...There are only 11 of you. You check Falcone's room and find it trashed. There was obviously a struggle and there seems to be milk splattered everywhere. However, his body is missing. Upon returning to the lobby, you find a large amount of Soylent, specifically of the Green variety. It is obvious now, what happened to poor Falcone.

After enjoying the snack the Vegans have provided you, you decide that it is best you get to work, and find Falcone's killers!

Falcone - Vanilla Townie

has been killed. It is now day 1. With 11 alive, it's 6 to lynch.

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Vote Count

Nightfall-(HezLucky)
Alexander-(Kain McAdam)
outlaw-(Nightfall)
Silat-(armlx)
HezLucky-(Tyfo)
Kenji-(outlaw)
Kain McAdam-(Mini Neo)
Jabroni2000-(Silat, Alexander)
Mini Neo-(Kenji)

Not Voting

Jabroni2000

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Vote Count

Nightfall-(HezLucky)
Alexander-(Kain McAdam)
outlaw-(Nightfall)
Silat-(Jabroni2000, armlx)
HezLucky-(Tyfo)
Kenji-(outlaw)
Kain McAdam-(Mini Neo)
Mini Neo-(Kenji)
armlx(Silat)

Not Voting

Alexander

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Vote Count

Nightfall-(HezLucky)
Alexander-(Kain McAdam)
outlaw-(Nightfall)
Silat-(Jabroni2000)
Kain McAdam-(Mini Neo)

Not Voting

Alexander, outlaw, armlx, Kenji, Tyfo, Silat

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Vote Count

Nightfall-(HezLucky)
Alexander-(Kain McAdam)
outlaw-(Nightfall)
Silat-(Jabroni2000)
Kain McAdam-(armlx, Mini Neo)

Not Voting

Alexander, outlaw, Kenji, Tyfo, Silat

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Vote Count

Nightfall-(HezLucky)
Alexander-(Kain McAdam)
outlaw-(Nightfall)
Silat-(Jabroni2000)
Kain McAdam-(armlx, Mini Neo)
Mini Neo-(Alexander)

Not Voting

outlaw, Kenji, Tyfo, Silat

Deadline for the day is set for 72 hours from the time of this post. Anyone who does not post between this post and the deadline will be replaced.

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Vote Count

Nightfall-(HezLucky)
Silat-(Jabroni2000)
Kain McAdam-(Tyfo, armlx, Mini Neo)
Mini Neo-(Kenji, Alexander)
armlx-(Silat, Kain McAdam)

Not Voting

outlaw, Nightfall

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Mini Neo was already prodded.

Remember, anyone who does not post by the deadline will be replaced.

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Vote Count

Silat-(Jabroni2000)
Kain McAdam-(Tyfo, armlx, Mini Neo)
Mini Neo-(Alexander)
armlx-(Silat, Kain McAdam, HezLucky)

Not Voting

Kenji, outlaw, Nightfall

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Aaaaand that's deadline. Fortunatly, no one will have to be replaced. Final vote count.

Vote Count

Silat-(Jabroni2000)

Kain McAdam-(Tyfo, armlx, Mini Neo)

Mini Neo-(Alexander)
armlx-(Silat, Kain McAdam, HezLucky)

Not Voting

Kenji, outlaw, Nightfall

(Note: Kain beats out armlx as he reached 3 votes first)


The day drags on for quite a while. There doesn't seem to be much to go off of, so you end playing cards for most of the day. Unfortunatly, the day draws to a close and none of you feel safe going to bed without at least sending a signal to those dirty Vegans.

So one of you shoots Kain McAdam.

After searching his room, you find that he was actually one of the higher ups in some big important leather producing thing-thing. Too bad you didn't think to search his room before shooting him in the head. Oh well.

Kain McAdam - Town Back-Up Doc - Shot in the head Day 1

It is now night 2. Get those choices in!

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All choices due 42 hours from the time of this post.

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It's been a busy night in your little MTGSalvation hating ski resort. You awake to find that 2 of you are missing this morning.

First, you head to Armlx's room, and find it completely trashed. He's in inside, beaten very badly. By the imprints in his skin, it appears he was beaten by an utter. Too bad. A hired hitman does you no good dead.

You then head to Kenji's room...wait, Kenji doesn't have a room here? You search the grounds for Kenji, but find no trace. Checking your records, it appears that he was not meant to be here in the first place. Upon returning to the lobby, you find a large pile of greasy, meaty hamburgers, several leather jackets, and a note that reads "Oops." Seems the Vegans processed a cow by accident.

armlx - Vigilante - Beaten by utter Night 2
Kenji - Serial Killing Moo-Cow - Processed Night 2

It is now Day 2. With 8 alive it is 5 to lynch.

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Vote Count

Nightfall-(Jabroni2000, Mini Neo, Silat, HezLucky)
HezLucky-(Nightfall)

Not Voting

Tyfo, Nightfall, Alexander, outlaw

With 8 alive, its 5 to lynch.

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A short lynch scene for a short day. Consider it poetic justice.

The evidence provided is clear, and the decision is made. You stuff Nightfall into an industrial meat grinder, but what comes out is pure tofu. It appears people truly are what they eat.

Nightfall - Anal Retentive Vegan - Ground into Tofu Day 2

It is now Night 3. Night choices are due in one week from the time of this post.

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You awake to find...nothing? No one is dead! Seven alive, so it's four to lynch. (sorry bout the long night)

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Well that was fast...

Their will be no questions this day. You come to an easy conclusion of what to do, and Mini Neo is hung by a leather noose. Unfortunatly, the noose rips, and he falls to the ground, still alive. While you all bicker about each others incompetance, Mini Neo gets high and wanders off.

Oh well. At least he's gone.

Mini Neo - Vegan Hippie - Lynched Day 3

It is now night 4. Jabroni will most likely be replaced during the night. The deadline for night actions is 72 hours from the time of this post, but

please

don't make us wait so long.

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Suprise, suprise! You wake up to another night of deathlessness, which I'm pretty sure is not actually a word. The point is, there are still 6 of you, so it is 4 to lynch. Go!

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Maz Medias replaces Jabroni.

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These days are so short, I hardly get the chance to do a vote count. Oh well, 4 votes ends it for poor Tyfo.

Through process of elimination, you decide who is to die today. It's been rather cold as of late, so it's to the fireplace with Tyfo! As his screams of terror and pain warm your hearts and bodies, you check his room. When shifting through his stuff, one of you realizes that he was an employee of yours! Oops, too late now. Too bad you don't care enough about your employees to recognize their faces.

After making this mistake more then once, one of you writes a note saying "Remeber to check room

before

killing." Surely, you'll remember next time.

Tyfo - Vanilla Townie - Burned alive Day 4

It is now night 5. Night choices are due in 72 hours.

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Rise and shine, happy gluttons! Why so happy? Well, I think this game may set the record for most no-kill nights. Maybe y'all should try a no-lynch just to stay in theme?

Five alive, three to lynch. GO!

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And hung high he is. Maz Madias is quickly strung up, finishing off the last Vegan Activist! Corporate America wins again! Congradulations town!

Night choices and thoughts coming soon.

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Night 1

Jabroni2000: Mafia RB - Block Alexander
Mini Neo: Mafia - kill Falcone
Nightfall: Mafia

Kenji: Serial Killer - kill Falcone

Alexander: Doc - Protect Mini Neo(blocked)
Kain McAdam: Back-up Doc
HezLucky: Cop - Investigate Nightfall (Mafia)
armlx: Vig -Hold
Silat: Watcher - Kain McAdam

Tyfo: Vanilla Townie
Falcone: Vanilla Townie (dead, dead)
outlaw: Vanilla Townie

Night 2

Jabroni2000: Mafia RB - Block Tyfo(fail)
Mini Neo: Mafia - kill Kenji
Nightfall: Mafia

Kenji: Serial Killer - kill armlx(dead)

Alexander: Doc - Protect Silat
HezLucky: Cop - Investigate Outlaw (Townie)
armlx: Vig - Hold(dead)
Silat: Watcher - armlx

Tyfo: Vanilla Townie
outlaw: Vanilla Townie

Night 3

Jabroni2000: Mafia RB - Miss
Mini Neo: Mafia - Miss

Alexander: Doc - Protect HezLucky
HezLucky: Cop - Investigate Mini Neo
Silat: Watcher - Tyfo

Tyfo: Vanilla Townie
outlaw: Vanilla Townie

Night 4

Jabroni2000: Mafia RB - Miss

Alexander: Doc - Protect HezLucky
HezLucky: Cop - Miss
Silat: Watcher - Alexander

Tyfo: Vanilla Townie
outlaw: Vanilla Townie

Night 4

Maz Madias: Mafia RB - No choice

Alexander: Doc - Protect HezLucky
HezLucky: Cop - Investigate Silat
Silat: Watcher - outlaw

outlaw: Vanilla Townie


Yeah, so it's pretty obvious that I messed this game up. Jabroni2000 should have been replaced the first time he missed his nightchoice, but he went on to miss another. Had those 2 kills gone through, plus had he roleblocked HezLucky, the mafia probably would have won.

But that brings me to my next mistake. This game was unbalanced to begin with. I figured I was giving the town a pretty good arsenal, with 2 investigative roles, a back-up for the doc, and a vig to counter claim the SK. Obviously it wasn't enough. Had the mafia not basically canceled out the SK, it could have gotten bad fast.

I originally had this slated to be Bad 90s Teen-Slasher Mafia, but the opportunity to mod a mini game on MTGSalvation opened up, and it was the only thing I had ready, so I used the idea for that game. Then when this came up, I had nothing prepared. I spent too much effort coming up with a theme for this game when I should have been worrying about balancing the set-up. Lesson learned.

Biggest apologies to Maz Medias, who was mostly screwed when he entered the game. I really didn't want to replace Jabroni due to the situation it would leave his replacement in, but it was the only thing I could do.

Once again, I apologize and hope you guys had fun anyway.