Open 316 - Hard Boiled (Day Two)

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UNVOTE: LittleGrey

Expect a catch-up post from me sooner than later, although it should come easier for me since I've been lightweight skimming the thread since it started since m'lady glowball is playing.

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Not PR.

Still reading.

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For Serious? Chkflip? I'll kill you in your sleep bro <3

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I know, right? I'm reading a whoooole looooot of garbage posting because of this.

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Also, Marill, I haven't been in the last three votecounts.

That is quite embarrassing... sorry, Darkie D=

Vote Count 1.07

andrew94 - 2

(zMuffinMan)

Quilford - 2

(jakesh97, DarkFlashlight)

Glowball - 1

(andrew94)

LittleGrey - 2

(Amrun, swankedelic)

jakesh97 - 2

(LittleGrey, glowball)

neil1333 - 1

(Quilford)

Not Voting:

neil1113, Hoopla, Oversoul

With twelve alive, it takes

seven

to lynch! The deadline is on the 8th of July at 9:42 GMT!

Is this still up-to-date?

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Silver, who do you think are scum?

Andrew, same question.

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VOTE: zMuffinMan

One of the four is hardcore lying. Pretty sure it's MuffDiverMan.

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I don't understand how town was convinced that this was a worthwhile plan to begin with.

"HEY GUIEZ LETS ALL CLAIM OUR PR'S AND THEN WE KNOW WHO TO--"

Shut the fuck up.

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I love how Muffin RVS votes andrew, later comes to say "That and ANDREW IS SCUM" and then flip-flops to "YEAH I THINK THEY'RE BOTH TOWN."

GTFO scum.

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HE CLAIMED PR

AND ONE OF THEM'S A DOGSHIT EATING LIAR, DUMBASS.

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UNVOTE: zMuffinMan

I can wait for zMuff to go ahead and slip some more. It was silly of me to go against 'the plan' to begin with; but believe you me, unless we have a

stupid

gambiting vig, one of the 'claimed PRs' is lying. Scum points to andrew for that post of excellence.

Buuut Hoopla is scummier.

VOTE: Hoopla

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I'm not tapdancing around anything. If it's been so dictated that we HAVE TO PLAY THIS WAY FOREVER LOL in some backwards ass Big Brother Mafia shit where the nominees can volunteer themselves which, in your mind, automatically makes them town ? No. Let me remind you that you're automatically going to have some pull with your voice as the first claimed PR. You "knowing how it would work out" is nothing short of a scummy excuse to pin the tail on another donkey, but you can take that deflection act some place else. Hoopla started it, you're taking more credit for the construction; badabing. Add scummy posts and yeah, I've got two scumreads.

Mentioning Quilford, DFL... what, town can't have good ideas? I don't have scum reads on Quilford or DFL. I have a scum read on you and Hoopla. Your coming to her defence like this really gives me a warm feeling in my stomach that I

just might

be right. Crazy idea, I know, but even a blind squirrel can find a nut every once in a while.

Also, that very last sentence. The first half hasn't a god damn thing to do with the second half. You want to try that again, Professor Deflect?

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EBWODP: Obviously I was NINJA'd.

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lol oh, it seemed aimed at me. Opinion still stands, though;

ironic

that it applies to both of us somehow.

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Muffin can wait. Let's use the plan to our advantage. Hop over to Hoopla.

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UNVOTE: Hoopla
VOTE: zMuffinMan

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Said the guy who wants to No Lynch when scum are going to have clean pickins on our PRs from the start.

Who's dumb?

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If there are counterclaims I want them.

I know

someone

else HAS to be reading Quilscum here. Check the ISO. This is getting ridiculous.

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Wow, way to be retarded neil. This is by far the worst buckling to pressure in a mafia game that I've ever seen.

I sincerely hope you're either scum or a gambiting VT. Sincerely. Otherwise you boned us pretty hard here. Congratulations.

And welcome to my brand new blacklist.

UNVOTE: zMuffinMan
VOTE: andrew

I don't see the Hoopla wagon gaining steam at this point. Any flip is better than no flip.

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@MOD:

Votecount, please.

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Yes. Please vig me. So tired of this garbage already.

Oh, wait. Vig is dead tonight. Stop playing stupid Hoopla.

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OHRI-

Take me with you, niel. DO IT.

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glow, niel: come to the andrew wagon.

niel: vig whomever you have the strongest scum-read on. I'm sure I'll be here until the painful end where scum mops this town clean.

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Vig Muffin or andrew; I'm cool on playing with this big headed mother fucker. Done.

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I think the life of the vig might be spared if he kills a townie tonight, they might be more interested in rolling the dice to try to take out the cop since, I dunno, THEY KNOW THE POWER ROLES. And they know which one of them is a liar. And if they know MuffinTown, they'll know that him in a PR position isn't good for them. At all. Which is why I'm so Goddamn certain of MuffinScum. You can call me stupid a hundred fucking times and a hundred more times I'll say that this looks like bonafide MuffinScum talking here. Conventry has a huge point about Muffin taking so much control over the town. And how unrelenting he is about his reads. Like he couldn't

possibly

be wrong.

Get real.

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People should stop being retarded, too. We don't have time for another wagon.

D1 lynch is andrew, simple as. Get over your townread on the slot and do what's right for the town. Lynch.

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I love that Hoopla gets lippy when she's properly called out.

VOTE: Coventry

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This... is... amazing. Scum is sooo boned.

VOTE: YoYo

Claim.

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Who'd you investigate?

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Sorry Muff... you know I had to bust your balls, one of you was the liar. Had to make sure it wasn't you.

I really wish I could take more credit for this victory, lawl.

Who's the vig?

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I legit had to replace cause I would have had to put in way too much effort to attempt to fix things. I claimed pr to jepordize the claimed prs and maybe get a pr or two lynched. Had a feeling this would happen though not a perfect haha. GG

Wait, so you replaced because you're a coward?

Good to know.

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I'm not trying to be a dick, but replacing out because you didn't want to get yourself out of the hole you

put yourself in

?

Yeah...

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This

so

doesn't count against the fact that this is a hard game for town to win. We got lucky with newbscum making newbscum mistakes. Simple as.

Hoopla's plan could totally help the next one, though.