Open 801: Trust Fall (Game Over)

[Jake The Wolfie]

ego

[Jake The Wolfie]

Maybe if we vote hard enough, it'll become a mechanic.

VOTE: Rainbow Reads

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Hectic!

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Like, is there a rainbow tag, or do you really put that much effort into a post in a thread in a game of Mafia?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Like, is there a rainbow tag, or do you really put that much effort into a post in a thread in a game of Mafia?

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[Jake The Wolfie]

jake, I think they handwrite every single post with all the bbcode included, and then scan it and use a program to convert it to text.

I'm sure they hand-write it with their well-worn hands, like the scribe they are.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I hope you make an alt titled "Rainbow Roads"

[Jake The Wolfie]

Can you feel my heart beating?

Pooky, to the surgeon from Surgeon Simulator.

[Jake The Wolfie]

B-but I was just proving that you had a big heart.

It's big because it is so full of love.

It's full of diabeedus

[Jake The Wolfie]

trust: Nigerian Prince

[Jake The Wolfie]

Don't heal me kthx

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake does Lady Akarin's affection mean nothing to you?

I am a Suicidal Jester, who wants to die.

[Jake The Wolfie]

tbh i think the jake proposing is quite bold to come from scum as well - its arguably the first eye-catching thing that has happened this game

Can you explain this?

[Jake The Wolfie]

nice

[Jake The Wolfie]

You're really bad at being a Jester, Jake.

You see, when someone trust falls me, I'll throw body at them, like ragdoll.

[Jake The Wolfie]

But if people ship us, then who am I to deny our fans?

Please just let me fall to the ground

[Jake The Wolfie]

ow

[Jake The Wolfie]

My birthday, obviously

[Jake The Wolfie]

You're 355 days too late, sir.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I didn't lie, my birthday is on the deadline.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Trust Count 1.08

Not Trusting (10) - Akarin, Fidget, Hectic, Jake The Wolfie, Necessary Sneasel, PookyTheMagicalBear, Rainbow Reads, Rockhopper, shellyc, Uncrowned

The deadline is Sunday, December 6, 2020, at 7:30 PM EST (UTC-5), which is in (expired on 2020-12-06 19:30:00).

Modding must be exciting when you just copy/paste the previous VC

[Jake The Wolfie]

This is like a middle school dance.

everyone is just shuffling around and looking too nervous to take to the floor :/

Jake Jake pick somebody already.

Well I'm looking for a REAL man to dance with.

[Jake The Wolfie]

You can't stop me
HEAL: Jake

She's been making eyes at you from across the room.

Are you going to leave her waiting like that?

Jake Jake be a gentleman.

I'm only a gentleman to gentle men

[Jake The Wolfie]

bear dude fam let's get real for a moment. you are top posting this game. but all you're doing is being cute as fuck. what are you waiting for? what's your angle here?

He has no angle, but I can be his demon

[Jake The Wolfie]

pooky pooky pooky pooky

I'm looking for a partner in crime, I may not be a mafioso but I'm looking into a career in serial killing

I always found meditation, a healty diet, and an urban legend about how you killed people and took their souls to hell so that people will come visit your haunted mansion were always a great help.

[Jake The Wolfie]

unfrowned

unfrowned

unfrowned

UNFROWNED?!?!?!?!

How dare you.

When you write someone a love letter, do you incorrectly spell their name on the cover?

You never cared for me.

I was only to be used for your evil desires.

Necessary Sneasel?

More like SnEVIL.

Get it? Because he's evil, therefore he is scum.

Can it, Unfrowned.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Good to know that we're basically still in RVS 13 pages in.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I might be stupid enough to fall for someone who doesn’t love me but I’m not stupid enough to lay on the floor afterwards after they break my heart.

Then get off the floor

[Jake The Wolfie]

You replaced into a conf!scum slot. Sorry.

[Jake The Wolfie]

we need to play with a super tight poe here we don't really have miselims let's get what mech info we can

Best advice I can give is if you read the first Trust Fall game, don’t do what Not Known 15 did.

So it's.. Not Known?

tagepop

[Jake The Wolfie]

Pooky, do you want to fall into my arms?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Pooky if you don't fall into my arms I'm going to drop kick you to the floor

[Jake The Wolfie]

Oh, and I suggested we pair Rainbow+Jake first.

Read my ISO for me explaining it over and over to Gloria, I think I eventually explained why well enough.

This does not appear to be the popular choice.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I think this has already been stated, but I just wanted to throw it out there that UC is probably (though not confirmed) town.

However, I'm pretty sure the next thought I had hasn't been said yet:
Could Uncrowned be deepwolfing to get their partner on the bench of trust fallees?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Could Uncrowned be deepwolfing to get their partner on the bench of trust fallees?

After reconsideration, this question implies that the town is doing an awful job.

[Jake The Wolfie]

So I just asked Eqi what would happen if one scum trusted the other and they said that it would show up on the trust count.

[Jake The Wolfie]

I'm dead

Pooky nooo!~

[Jake The Wolfie]

Any man who wants to court my daughter must come to me, look me in the eye and state his purpose with a firm voice.

I will pour him a glass of whiskey, and ask about his hopes, his dreams and where he sees himself in the next five years.

This is common etiquette that any gentleman would know to follow.

Pooky, may I attempt to court your daughter for the sole purpose of drinking your whiskey?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Any man who wants to court my daughter must come to me, look me in the eye and state his purpose with a firm voice.

I will pour him a glass of whiskey, and ask about his hopes, his dreams and where he sees himself in the next five years.

This is common etiquette that any gentleman would know to follow.

See this is why why I ran away from home in the first place and if you don’t give us all some breathing room. Fidget and Akarin may follow suit.

We love you but we’re not children anymore, unless of course we need money and free rides but that’s a sensitive topic to be discussed at a different time and place, preferably after you’ve already drunk a few glasses of whiskey.

Gloria Cleary, may I take your hand in temporary marriage that will dissolve once Pooky runs dry of whiskey?

[Jake The Wolfie]

pours Jake a drink

Alright buddy let's talk about why you're here and what you see in Gloria.

Proceeds to drink said drink

I see a very nice and moldable soul in her.

[Jake The Wolfie]

pours Jake a drink

Alright buddy let's talk about why you're here and what you see in Gloria.

Proceeds to drink said drink

I see a very nice and moldable soul in her.

“moldable”?

Demons have many uses for souls, especially in DIY.

[Jake The Wolfie]

*Lick*

See? I'm terrible at talking to ladies. That's why I prefer men.

Anyway, Mafia.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Based off of Jake’s shading of Uncrowned

???

[Jake The Wolfie]

I think this has already been stated, but I just wanted to throw it out there that UC is probably (though not confirmed) town.

However, I'm pretty sure the next thought I had hasn't been said yet:
Could Uncrowned be deepwolfing to get their partner on the bench of trust fallees?

This, I assume.

Literally look at the very next post I made.

What do you think of Hectic, Shelly, and Rainbow?

I haven't been paying much attention to the game tbh.

[Jake The Wolfie]

So the problem is, now we can only leave 1 town unpaired.

I'll take this responsibility upon myself

[Jake The Wolfie]

Since I'm apparently conf!scum, I'm going to slank a little while everyone else pairs off and finds the real scum.

This shouldn't be an issue if you really think I'm scum, yes?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Since I'm apparently conf!scum, I'm going to slank a little while everyone else pairs off and finds the real scum.

This shouldn't be an issue if you really think I'm scum, yes?

If you're town, you lose unless you point out the real scum. You are motivated to play less as a result?

I'm saccing myself as the sole town that needs no pairing and thus needs no consideration. What is the issue here?

[Jake The Wolfie]

The issue is that with 2 players refusing to play the game, if both are town then we lose because we only have enough room for 1 player to not try.

But I'm pretty well universally scumread, and if my past indicates anything, the only thing that will change that is mod confirmation that I am town.

[Jake The Wolfie]

hes usually pretty straight to the point.

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[Jake The Wolfie]

pagetop

p-edit
damnit Equinox

[Jake The Wolfie]

lol

do you like your whiskey straight jake?

Straight from the bottle of an unsuspecting bear

[Jake The Wolfie]

I'm saccing myself as the sole town that needs no pairing and thus needs no consideration. What is the issue here?

You're not the only person we can't read.

You can read me, just not correctly

[Jake The Wolfie]

Ok

fiiiine

I won't hard slank, but it's usually hard for me to play a game when death is around the corner.
At the very least you guys can't exe me, so I'll be here forever.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Tell me, is hitting on Pooky a town-indicative or scum-indicative trait of your play?

..What do you think my response to this would be?

[Jake The Wolfie]

and just letting Equinox sort Jake-RR out.

Would you like to clarify how the moderator will sort out me and Rainbow road?

[Jake The Wolfie]

and just letting Equinox sort Jake-RR out.

Would you like to clarify how the moderator will sort out me and Rainbow road?

No.

I feel like reading comprehension is an important skill that we should all get a bit of practice in.

Ok, I'll stop asking questions then.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Basically if we can obvtown Pooky, we win if both Jake/RR remain unpaired.

This assumes that every other player besides us 3 is town. If that were the case, then I would expect at least a little confirmation that you accept Snevil's proposition.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Sorry, my internet decided to flicker so I'll have to delay my next post (written on my computer).

[Jake The Wolfie]

So my computer decide to reset so I lost that post. Rip.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Like Jake not summarizing whatever her point was that was lost, or wanting to ask me about my equinox comment but not taking the time to read it and then sort of throwing up her hands when I pushed back a bit.

My original point(s) that I was going to make were based on a quote from Cleary about how they townread Snevil (which would be a passive affirmation that they accept the prop from Snevil, but not literally accepting it) and, weirdly, how they logic'd themselves into TRing Pooky and I (which I pointed out that they clearly no longer subscribed to)

When someone asks you a question, instead of insisting that they are ignorant, maybe try to help them understand. I threw my hands up because you demonstrated that you wouldn't give me an answer.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Reading through everything, Sneasel and Pooky are town. The only thing I really disliked from Jake was their Uncrowned deepwolfing post but then that doesn’t really make a lot of sense with Hectic as their buddy because Jake would essentially be derailing that pairing, so Jake is likely town because shading the slot who his buddy wants to trust makes absolutely no sense, so Shelley saying neither Jake or Pooky should endgame makes zero sense.

So if it isn’t Shelley it’s RR. Jake makes no sense as a Hectic buddy because she was working at cross purposes to derail Hectic/Uncrown tf, so why would Hectic buddy Jake do that? That makes no sense.

Pooky and Jake are town.

^ This post ^

[Jake The Wolfie]

When someone asks you a question, instead of insisting that they are ignorant, maybe try to help them understand. I threw my hands up because you demonstrated that you wouldn't give me an answer.

I meant to say instead of implying that they are ignorant, not insisting.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake.

tell me

man to man

how can I trust you?

Have you not spilled whiskey into a cup, like blood spills onto the ground, for me?

[Jake The Wolfie]

what does whiskey mean to you Jake?

This isn't a productive use of my time.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Oh, ok.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Who is not ok with a Jake/Snevil pairing?

[Jake The Wolfie]

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If you wanted to not speak to Gloria, you could not interact with them. This is an artificial problem caused by you.

[Jake The Wolfie]

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Gloria is not a puppet master, or a master of the dark arts, or in control of your body in any way. This means that she is not forcing you to respond to her answers. The only one who is making you respond to her answers is yourself. Unless you have evidence that she is capable of controlling your body against your will, stop insisting that she is the reason why you cannot stop interacting with her.

[Jake The Wolfie]

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It is not an opinion. You indirectly made the claim that she was somehow forcing you to interact with her. I am asking for evidence of this claim. Instead of dodging or deflecting, could you try supporting your claim with evidence?

[Jake The Wolfie]

See? You can stop interacting with people.

Good for you, gold star.

[Jake The Wolfie]

@Gloria

If you really do TR me, then trust me. I won't accept your proposal.

[Jake The Wolfie]

@Gloria

If you really do TR me, then trust me. I won't accept your proposal.

I would do that if it came down to Pooky, RR and you and Pooky refused me.

I don’t want to leave the game yet, so I don’t want to trust anyone rn.

However, I won’t object if someone else trusts you.

There is only 1 scenario in which you would leave the game, and that is in your loss.

[Jake The Wolfie]

@Gloria

If you really do TR me, then trust me. I won't accept your proposal.

I would do that if it came down to Pooky, RR and you and Pooky refused me.

I don’t want to leave the game yet, so I don’t want to trust anyone rn.

However, I won’t object if someone else trusts you.

There is only 1 scenario in which you would leave the game, and that is in your loss.

What do you mean? I don’t think we lose unless someone trusts RR.

What I mean is that if I'm scum, then you lose the game. If I'm town, then I won't accept your prop to prove that I'm town.

[Jake The Wolfie]

Bye felica

[Jake The Wolfie]

Jake still isn't posting

What do you mean by "still"?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Why are you flip-flopping, Snevil?

[Jake The Wolfie]

Gloria, why did you not trust me? We could have narrowed the PoE down to 2 players who we would need to have unpaired anyway.