Open 909 | A Newbie Game | Game Over

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VOTE: ketchup777

more like tomato sus

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what the hell is a 'mafia' guys my card said werewolf

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do dragons have a comfy pouch like a kangaroo?

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VOTE: halfasleep

i've gone cross-eyed but hopefully this is who i meant to vote for

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All these meme votes are gonna clutter up the VC posts so hard... have some mercy on host

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do dragons have a comfy pouch like a kangaroo?

Unfortunately not but I like to wear jackets with huge pockets if that helps

unacceptable. pocket respectfully declined.

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origin of symmetry is my favorite album ever

“Finding God Before God Finds Me” is mine

Lets scumhunt by finding who has the objective worst taste in music and bully them out of the game

rip i'm getting faded

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alright how do we wanna do this. i vote kay, kay votes ketchup, ketchup votes me?

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VOTE: KayJayQueue

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obviously one of us is setting up a scum partner to join in the fun and join a 'joke' wagon

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i see y'all's game.

or possibly mine.

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Dann killing it with these pagetops!

killng? what's that word doing in the lexicon of an innocent townie like you

rightfully executing those pagetops

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Can we just vote random people for the rest of the game and have perpetual RVS, this shit is fun

bet. i've assigned every player a random number between one and nine. pick any you like to decide who i'll unreasonably tunnel for the entire game. one time only real offer

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I choose 4, halfasleep

test failed. town wouldn't have accepted.

VOTE: JacksonVirgo

(only the first to take the offer is sus. the other two are safe)

(you picked me btw, kjq picked ydrasse, ketchup picked kjq)

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I choose 4, halfasleep

test failed. town wouldn't have accepted.

VOTE: JacksonVirgo

(only the first to take the offer is sus. the other two are safe)

(you picked me btw, kjq picked ydrasse, ketchup picked kjq)

I double down, I want 4

ah, you've passed the secret second test. i'll sheep you wherever it takes me, boss

VOTE: halfasleep

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I choose 4, halfasleep

test failed. town wouldn't have accepted.

VOTE: JacksonVirgo

(only the first to take the offer is sus. the other two are safe)

(you picked me btw, kjq picked ydrasse, ketchup picked kjq)

I double down, I want 4

ah, you've passed the secret second test. i'll sheep you wherever it takes me, boss

VOTE: halfasleep

Woah woah woah are you trying to take my place? Nooooooo

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UNVOTE: halfasleep

ok lol, i can't actually stay up to get us out of RVS but when i get get back i expect to see this thread immaculate. not a drop of dust, y'hear!

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UNVOTE: halfasleep

ok lol, i can't actually stay up to get us out of RVS but when i get get back i expect to see this thread immaculate. not a drop of dust, y'hear!

'speck of dust' you illiterate fool. the hell is a drop of dust?

(ok going to bed for real now see yous tomorrow)

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To be fair, I hate it but I can’t shorten halfasleeps name.

It doesn’t. Fucking. Work.

Fuck you for choosing that name

HA
HA
HA

(i will not answering to 'halfass' even if it's a little funny. jake the wolfie dubbed me 'sleepy' at one point i don't mind being called that if you must call me something)

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I don’t know how to transition into serious game playing, someone help.

pick anyone to arbitrarily gutread and i'll back you up for a bit. i'm happy to start poking anyone here if it helps get things rolling.

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as for me i'm currently side-eyeing dragoneater for

pure shameless OMGUS

trying to position himself in a baselessly-chosen towncore to make it easier for him to mislim town:

I want a ketchup flush dragon towncore right now

These are super weak reads atm but like I'll take what I can get, need to get the game out of rvs hell

VOTE: DragonEater70

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town: straightflush, KJQ, halfasleep
?: jackson, purplemango
scum: zach, ydrasse, DE, purple mango

now here's a baselessly-chosen towncore that's looking clean af. think you've got the right idea about dragon at any rate.

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uh

nice OMGUS

thanks!

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ketchup town