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Post #0 (isolation #0 ) » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:36 am
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by Prism » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:36 am
Open 899 - The Pizza Kids Coalition
Modded by Prism and fferyllt.
Setup by mith, ruleset unashamedly plagiarized from Hectic, and for formatting I am greatly indebted to northsidegal.
9 children, all ostensibly pizza fanatics, gather around the table at the local Chuck E. Cheese. They debate among themselves the merits of pineapple on pizza, discuss the advantages and disadvantages of deep dish and stuffed crust, and share stories of the best spots from family vacations.
As the hours drone on and the parents grow bored, the conversations reach a fever pitch, and the real Charles Entertainment Cheese, some underpaid early 20s stoner in a poorly manufactured foam suit that somehow still has the energy to pretend to care, emerges from a backroom. He awkwardly strolls to the table, then wordlessly places a sealed envelope in the center. He turns his gaze to each child one at a time, then turns around, walks, and disappears once more into the employee area.
One of the children opens it up and reads the note aloud.
"Two of you secretly prefer lasagna." The implication dawns on them.
Heretics live among us!
VIDEO
Game Over! And the victors were...
Spoiler:
implosion
Klick
DeasVail
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T3
gob Elements
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Dunnstral Ydrasse
Appearance
Spoiler:
implosion, a Dirty Lasagna Lover
, survived and won!
Appearance, a Real Pizza Kid
, was endgamed!
Spoiler:
Dunnstral, a Real Pizza Kid
, was eliminated on Day 1!
gob, a Real Pizza Kid
, was eliminated on Night 1!
fireisredsir, a Dirty Lasagna Lover
, was eliminated on Day 2!
DragonEater70, a Real Pizza Kid
, was eliminated on Night 2!
T3, a Real Pizza Kid
, was eliminated on Day 3!
Klick, a Real Pizza Kid
, was eliminated on Night 3!
DeasVail, a Real Pizza Kid
, was eliminated on Day 4!
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Post #1 (isolation #1 ) » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:37 am
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by Prism » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:37 am
All site-wide rules apply. Read and respect them.
This is a game. Have fun, and keep the game fun for other people. This might be the most important rule.
There is no personal communication regarding this game outside of this gamethread & associated PTs.
Do not quote any private communication (either real or fabricated) with the moderator, backup moderator (fferyllt), or fellow players. Do not reference timestamps of private communication.
Quoting directly from your role PM is not allowed.
Heated discussion and debate is allowed, but personal attacks are not. I reserve the right to protect my players, and all other community members. Please PM myself and/or the backup moderator, fferyllt, if you feel something needs our immediate intervention.
Play to your win condition.
Days will have a 10 day deadline with the possibility for extensions for replacements. All Night phases will last 48 hours.
Please post at least once every 48 hours. If you fail to do so, you will be prodded.
At the time you would receive a third prod, or fail to respond to a prod by posting in thread within 24 hours, you will be force replaced.
Elimination votes must not be spoilered and should be formatted as VOTE: Player or Vote: Player
, or they will not be counted.
Coalition votes must not be spoilered and should be formatted as VOTE: Player , Vote: Player
, or HEAL: Player , or they will not be counted. Coalition votes can come either piecemeal, such as by voting for a single player individually, or by specifying all 5 votes.
Abbreviating someone's name is acceptable, so long as I can discern who you were voting for without trouble. If I think it should count as a vote, it will.
Unvoting is not required, but is much appreciated. For coalition votes, if you exceed 5 total votes but do not specify an unvote, I will replace your oldest vote(s) by default.
The following is a list of outlawed shenanigans:
Using invisible text, codes, cryptography, etc.
Using provable randomness (eg. dice tags)
Editing your posts (if you have the power to do so)
Quoting any PTs you may have access to If any of these offenses are committed, I have the right to force-replace you from the game, or, with listmod permission, modkill you.
My mod colour is #2F66A9; don't use it or anything similar. Do not attempt to impersonate me.
Feel free to address me in-thread, but if there is a particularly egregious mistake please PM me. Small matters like errors in the votecount can be posted in-thread.
I have the final say on any issue. If you disagree with any action or inaction taken by me, feel free to PM myself or the relevant listmod (Something_Smart).
While I have tried to be thorough, I reserve the right to take corrective action with or without warning for any issue I feel was omitted in this ruleset.
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Post #2 (isolation #2 ) » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:38 am
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by Prism » Sun Dec 31, 2023 9:38 am
The setup for this game is The Coalition.
The role distribution is 7x Real Pizza Kids
(Town) and 2x Dirty Lasagna Lovers
(Mafia). Dirty Lasagna Lovers are known to each other and have daytalk. On Day 1, each player may propose a coalition of five players. This coalition may include the player themselves. When at least five players agree on the same coalition, the coalition phase will instantly end. If all five players in the final coalition are Real Pizza Kids, the game ends in a Real Pizza Kids victory. Otherwise, the game will proceed to play out as a 7:2 mountainous game, resetting the votes and proceeding as a normal Day 1. An elapsed coalition phase deadline results in a failed coalition. Note that unlike many Coalition moderators, I will not be counting elimination votes nor allow an elimination to be locked in before the end of the coalition phase.
You are a simple, good child. You like pizza, whether it be pepperoni, mozzarella, and/or anchovy. You like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano. Love fills your heart and overflows into the world beyond. You are here at this mediocre strip mall Chuck E. Cheese to celebrate that love, the love for pizza that you share with others.
Nestled within that love, however, is a dark inner core. There is hatred in your heart, hatred so vicious that it could lead you to commit unspeakable violence.
It is not enough to love pizza. You must love only pizza.
You hate those low-down inhuman Dirty Lasagna Lovers with all your heart and soul. You and your compatriots will hunt them down, cut out their tongues, and impale them on the 1000-ticket toy swords you got from the counter and leave these heretics bleeding in the game lobby if it's the last thing you do.
fferyllt, you are a Real Pizza Kid
.
You win when you either successfully create a coalition of 5 Real Pizza Kids on Day 1, or when only players aligned with the Real Pizza Kids remain alive. At least one player aligned with the Real Pizza Kids must be alive to fulfill this win condition.
You are a simple, good child, but with a dark secret. You like pizza, whether it be pepperoni, mozzarella, and/or anchovy. You like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano. Love fills your heart and overflows into the world beyond. You are here at this mediocre strip mall Chuck E. Cheese to celebrate that love, the love for pizza that you share with others.
But you also love lasagna, maybe a little bit more than pizza. What's wrong with that? Why do the other kids hate lasagna lovers so much? Why aren't you allowed to like both? Why do you have to choose?
And why did Charles rat you out like that? When did he overhear you? You feel so betrayed, even if you don't quite have the emotional intelligence and words to fully understand that quite yet.
You can't let the other kids know your secret. You don't know what they're planning, but you can see the bloodlust in those eyes, the way they're polishing the toy swords they won with the little napkins. You figure you should do the same.
fferyllt, you are a Dirty Lasagna Lover
. You may talk with your partner, Prism, at anytime here , and beginning on Night 1 you and your partner will gain access to a factional nightkill.
You win when only players aligned with the Dirty Lasagna Lovers remain alive, or nothing can prevent the same. At least one player aligned with the Dirty Lasagna Lovers must be alive to fulfill this win condition.
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Post #3 (isolation #3 ) » Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:46 am
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by Prism » Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:46 am
I made a mistake and had to reroll the setup.
For full transparency, I accidentally sent Appearance a copy of implosion's role PM. The original scumteam was ssbm_Kyouko and DragonEater70.
You have my sincerest apologies for the error and any confusion it caused. The setup has been completely rerolled.
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Post #4 (isolation #4 ) » Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:47 am
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by Prism » Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:47 am
All new Role PMs have now been sent. The game will start when all players have confirmed.
All players have now confirmed.
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Post #5 (isolation #5 ) » Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:31 pm
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by Prism » Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:31 pm
The children have mixed reactions to the news. Some think the note a prank. Who could like lasagna more than pizza? This sounds like that mouse is pulling their tails. That rascal!
Others are adamant that Charles would never lie. He's a shining beacon of truth, and the creator of all the wonderful pizza that they had in front of them at this moment. What if there really are filthy lasagna loving heathens here, breathing the same air?
Discussions grow heated, and those that doubt the existence of these supposed Dirty Lasagna Lovers fall under a swift and intense scrutiny.
"Oh yeah? If you REALLY like pizza, is it better hot or cold?" "Domino's or Little Caesar's?" "What's the best pizza you've ever had?"
Finally, one of the children hits on an idea. "I bet there are only 5 people in the whole wide world who can appreciate pizza the way I do. Everyone else is just a big fat phony!"
"I'm one!" "No me!" "No I like pizza the most!" "We should get a table all to ourselves!" The children clamor to be included in the ranks of the pizza-loving elite. They have sheathed their thin plastic swords away for now. But how long can this debate, merely unhealthily ostracizing but not yet violent, last?
"Yeah, and we carve out the eyes of the rest with our spoons and leave their dead bodies under the skeeball machines!" Oh dear. Their attention spans are frightfully short.
One of the parents looks over with mild concern. It's probably nothing. Back to looking at Pinterest.
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With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
No coalition has been achieved. The Coalition Phase deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #6 (isolation #6 ) » Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:31 pm
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by Prism » Sun Dec 31, 2023 4:31 pm
The Coalition Phase has begun, and you may now post. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #44 (isolation #7 ) » Mon Jan 01, 2024 6:19 am
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by Prism » Mon Jan 01, 2024 6:19 am
Some clarification is useful for votecounts in this phase.
A vote for a player is a vote to include them in the Coalition. I am not keeping a parallel votecount for an elimination in this phase.
In post 1 , Prism wrote:
Coalition votes must not be spoilered and should be formatted as VOTE: Player , Vote: Player
, or HEAL: Player , or they will not be counted. Coalition votes can come either piecemeal, such as by voting for a single player individually, or by specifying all 5 votes.
In post 2 , Prism wrote:
Note that unlike many Coalition moderators, I will not be counting elimination votes nor allow an elimination to be locked in before the end of the coalition phase.
I did not include in my ruleset what to do for the HURT: Player tag. I will treat this as a Coalition unvote or ignore it if you were not voting that player. You can therefore safely use it to express disapproval of a slot.
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Post #125 (isolation #8 ) » Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:49 am
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by Prism » Tue Jan 02, 2024 7:49 am
Klick, Appearance, DragonEater70, Elements
(1)
DragonEater70
implosion, DragonEater70, ssbm_Kyouko
(1)
Ydrasse
Appearance
ssbm_Kyouko
Klick
implosion, DeasVail, T3, Elements
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
No coalition has been achieved. The Coalition Phase deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #135 (isolation #9 ) » Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:50 pm
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by Prism » Tue Jan 02, 2024 1:50 pm
In post 26 , Appearance wrote:
btw, i just realised my browser messes up the font that prism uses for the vcs
Just checking: Is the latest VC readable for everyone?
Most mobile browsers render a different font than the one I use, which is fine by me, but if the VC is mangled or difficult to parse, let me know and I'll switch it up.
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Post #201 (isolation #10 ) » Thu Jan 04, 2024 9:21 am
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by Prism » Thu Jan 04, 2024 9:21 am
Klick, Ydrasse, DragonEater70, DeasVail
(1)
Klick
Klick, DragonEater70, Elements, DeasVail
(1)
DragonEater70
implosion, DragonEater70, ssbm_Kyouko
(1)
Ydrasse
Appearance
ssbm_Kyouko
Elements, DragonEater70
(1)
implosion
DeasVail, T3, Elements
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
No coalition has been achieved. The Coalition Phase deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #303 (isolation #11 ) » Fri Jan 05, 2024 1:17 pm
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by Prism » Fri Jan 05, 2024 1:17 pm
Chuck E. Cheese's Spaghetti and Meatball Pizza
Klick, DragonEater70, Elements, DeasVail, Appearance
(1)
DragonEater70
Klick, Ydrasse, DragonEater70, DeasVail
(1)
Klick
Elements, T3, DragonEater70, Ydrasse
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Ydrasse
ssbm_Kyouko
Elements, DragonEater70
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With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
No coalition has been achieved. The Coalition Phase deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #371 (isolation #12 ) » Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:56 pm
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by Prism » Mon Jan 08, 2024 12:56 pm
implosion has been prodded. He has 24 hours to post before I begin searching for a replacement.
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Post #375 (isolation #13 ) » Mon Jan 08, 2024 2:05 pm
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by Prism » Mon Jan 08, 2024 2:05 pm
Taco Bell's Mexican Pizza
Elements, DragonEater70, Ydrasse, Klick, ssbm_Kyouko
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Ydrasse
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(1)
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Klick, DragonEater70, DeasVail, Elements
(1)
Klick
ssbm_Kyouko, Elements, Klick
(1)
ssbm_Kyouko
Elements, DragonEater70
(1)
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DeasVail, T3, Elements
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
No coalition has been achieved. The Coalition Phase deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #477 (isolation #14 ) » Tue Jan 09, 2024 10:08 am
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by Prism » Tue Jan 09, 2024 10:08 am
Klick, DragonEater70, Elements, Appearance, DeasVail
(2)
Ydrasse, DeasVail
Elements, DragonEater70, Ydrasse, Klick, DeasVail
(1)
Appearance
Klick, DragonEater70, DeasVail, Elements
(1)
Klick
ssbm_Kyouko, Elements, DragonEater70, Ydrasse
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Elements, DragonEater70
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T3, Elements, DragonEater70
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
No coalition has been achieved. The Coalition Phase deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #506 (isolation #15 ) » Tue Jan 09, 2024 7:43 pm
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by Prism » Tue Jan 09, 2024 7:43 pm
Ydrasse has been prodded. She has 24 hours to post before I begin searching for a replacement.
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Post #542 (isolation #16 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:42 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:42 am
Klick, DragonEater70, Elements, Appearance, DeasVail
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Ydrasse, DeasVail, Klick, Appearance
Elements, Klick, Ydrasse, DragonEater70, Appearance
(1)
implosion
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(1)
ssbm_Kyouko
T3, Elements, DragonEater70
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
No coalition has been achieved. The Coalition Phase deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-10 23:00:00) .
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Post #543 (isolation #17 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:43 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 6:43 am
T3 has been prodded. He has 24 hours to post before I begin searching for a replacement.
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Post #596 (isolation #18 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 10:30 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 10:30 am
Pretty sure that's a hammer.
I'll doublecheck and resolve when I get to a desk.
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Post #597 (isolation #19 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:08 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:08 am
A Mountain Dew and Doritos pizza
Ydrasse, DragonEater70, Klick, Appearance, ssbm_Kyouko
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Elements, Klick, Ydrasse, DragonEater70, Appearance
(1)
implosion
Klick, DragonEater70, Elements, Appearance, DeasVail
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Appearance
T3, Elements
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to form a coalition.
A coalition has been achieved! The Coalition Phase is over, stand by for resolution.
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Post #598 (isolation #20 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:34 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:34 am
This five? Oh yes, this five. You are sure of it.
"You 4 stay over there! I bet you ALL love lasagna!" "Yeah!" "That's right!" "Haha, dorks!"
The 5 REAL pizza kids look at each other and nod in triumph and resume their conversation, while those lasagna loving losers are left to their own devices, lucky to escape with their lives.
"I think plain cheese is the best, everything else is just extra"
"Cheese is okay, but no pizza is REALLY complete without pepperoni!"
"And anchovies! And Mountain Dew!"
They are glad to be in such good-hearted, sincere, pizza-loving company, even as their preferences differ. Maybe the other children did like pizza, but it couldn't rival this group.
Charles appears from the backroom. The underpaid early 20s stoner is still manning the counter, but doesn't seem bothered by the fact that all of the employees are currently at the counter and not in the suit. He doesn't get paid enough to care.
Charles approaches the children's table, and the cacophony of healthy debate and ostracization of peers dies down. Only the fun chimes and rhythms of arcade games are audible.
He looks each child in the eye one a time, staring deeply into their soul. He takes a napkin, and a pen materializes in his hand. He scribbles.
"Corruption festers among you. It can't be helped. VIOLENCE IS THE ONLY ANSWER."
Charles steps behind an arcade machine and vanishes.
The coalition has failed!
The Elimination Phase of Day 1 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00) .
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Post #599 (isolation #21 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:34 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:34 am
The group of 5 disperses, and the 9 reconcile. Mutual distrust once again swirls throughout the room before settling to the floor.
"I'm sorry for the real pizza lovers out there, guys. I swear I didn't mean it."
"Yeah, I'm sorry too."
"...But you all understand, right? We can't stop now. We're in too deep. Charles said violence is the only answer."
"YEAH! WE CAN'T LET THOSE LASAGNA LOVING SNAKES LEAVE THIS ROOM AND POLLUTE THE WORLD WITH THEIR HERETICAL TONGUES!"
The group begins to chant. "UP WITH PIZZA, DOWN WITH LASAGNA."
"FIND THE EVIL! KILL THE EVIL! CUT OPEN THEIR VEINS AND USE THEIR BLOOD AS A DIPPING SAUCE!"
Haha, these kids think of the silliest little games!
implosion, Klick, DeasVail, ssbm_Kyouko, T3, Elements, DragonEater70, Ydrasse, Appearance
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 1 deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00) .
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Post #600 (isolation #22 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:41 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:41 am
Searching for a replacement for Elements.
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Post #601 (isolation #23 ) » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:52 am
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by Prism » Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:52 am
gob replaces Elements. Welcome!
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Post #640 (isolation #24 ) » Thu Jan 11, 2024 3:57 am
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by Prism » Thu Jan 11, 2024 3:57 am
I have no pronoun preference. You can use any gendered terms interchangeably.
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Post #676 (isolation #25 ) » Thu Jan 11, 2024 2:41 pm
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by Prism » Thu Jan 11, 2024 2:41 pm
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With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 1 deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00) .
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Post #722 (isolation #26 ) » Fri Jan 12, 2024 12:24 pm
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by Prism » Fri Jan 12, 2024 12:24 pm
Searching for a replacement for Ydrasse.
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Post #724 (isolation #27 ) » Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:35 pm
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by Prism » Fri Jan 12, 2024 2:35 pm
Dunnstral replaces Ydrasse. Welcome!
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Post #758 (isolation #28 ) » Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:37 am
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by Prism » Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:37 am
Appearance (717 ), DragonEater70 (734 )
T3 (736 ), gob (741 )
DeasVail (693 )
implosion (746 )
Klick, Dunnstral, ssbm_Kyouko (750 )
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 1 deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00) .
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Post #759 (isolation #29 ) » Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:38 am
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by Prism » Sun Jan 14, 2024 6:38 am
Klick has been prodded. He has 24 hours to post before I begin searching for a replacement.
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Post #788 (isolation #30 ) » Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:09 am
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by Prism » Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:09 am
Searching for a replacement for ssbm_Kyouko.
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Post #789 (isolation #31 ) » Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:27 am
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by Prism » Mon Jan 15, 2024 6:27 am
fireisredsir replaces ssbm_Kyouko. Welcome!
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Post #893 (isolation #32 ) » Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:07 pm
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by Prism » Tue Jan 16, 2024 3:07 pm
Advertised as Christmas Lasagna Dessert.
T3 (736 ), gob (741 )
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implosion (746 )
DeasVail (870 )
Klick, Dunnstral, fireisredsir (750 ), Appearance (840 )
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 1 deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00) .
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Post #931 (isolation #33 ) » Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:10 am
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by Prism » Thu Jan 18, 2024 6:10 am
DeasVail has been prodded. He has 24 hours to post before I begin searching for a replacement.
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Post #972 (isolation #34 ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:16 am
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by Prism » Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:16 am
Dunnstral and Klick have been prodded. They have 24 hours to post before I begin searching for replacements.
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Post #977 (isolation #35 ) » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:29 am
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by Prism » Fri Jan 19, 2024 7:29 am
DragonEater70 (734 ), gob (924 )
T3 (736 )
implosion (746 )
DeasVail (870 )
Klick, Dunnstral, fireisredsir (750 ), Appearance (840 )
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 1 deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-20 17:45:00) .
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Post #1083 (isolation #36 ) » Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:30 am
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by Prism » Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:30 am
With 9 players alive, it takes 5 votes to eliminate.
An elimination has been achieved! Day 1 is over. Please stand by for resolution.
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Post #1084 (isolation #37 ) » Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:32 am
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by Prism » Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:32 am
"Guys, guys, I think I got one!" shouts a shrill voice at a corner of the table.
"Dunnstral said lasagna isn't THAT bad when I asked him to choose between pizza with toothpaste for sauce or lasagna!"
Audible gasps fill the room. Could it really be?
"Aw come on guys! It's toothpaste! I love a good pizza pie just as much as the rest of you, it's way better than that stupid lasagna!"
"So you said it, then? You admit it?"
An accusation cuts through the air.
"Yeah but it's toothpaste for crying out loud!"
That settles it. The toy swords stay sheathed, for they have a better idea.
"Mom, mom I want to go home!" shrieks Dunnstral.
But his mother is nowhere to be seen. The children grab at each limb and drag him to the line of Whac-A-Mole machines.
"TELL US WHO THE OTHER HERETIC IS"
"I'm innocent guys I really like pizza! Even with toothpaste!"
"LET YOUR LYING TONGUE REPENT! FOR ONCE IN YOUR PATHETIC LIFE SPEW THE LIBERATING TRUTH! TELL US THE OTHER HERETIC NOW!"
"I can't!"
With dual hammers the job is finished fast.
The eyes of Charles appear on one of the machine's rudimentary digital screens. They glance sharply at Dunnstral. The eyes close, then shake left and right. No good. They have felled one of their own.
The screen returns to black.
Dunnstral was a
Real Pizza Kid
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Night 1 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-01-22 12:00:00) .
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Post #1085 (isolation #38 ) » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:07 am
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by Prism » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:07 am
The group disperses for a little bit. It will be easier to hide Dunnstral's absence that way if his mom comes looking.
Hunting down lasagna lovers is a sacred duty, but it is time for respite. The children take some time to relax and genuinely enjoy themselves, spending their tokens on basketball games, the Cyclone Jr. machine, and Hammerhead.
It is a time of peace, joy, and prosperity for everyone. Maybe not for Dunnstral, whose skull is fragmented and brain is spilling out onto the floor beneath the basketball machines, but otherwise these are truly halcyon hours of leisure.
But none of the children have forgotten their inviolate duty. Eventually, they reconvene.
Something is wrong. Counting is not their strong suit, but they manage. How many are missing? One? Two? No, there's an extra person?
Eventually they come to an agreement. One is missing. Maybe it was one of those filthy little lasagna lovers. Good riddance!
A quick search reveals the truth. Taped underneath the ice hockey machine is the slain gob, suffocated by a string of redeemable tickets around his throat. He is still clutching a piece of pepperoni pie in his little hand.
gob was a
Real Pizza Kid
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Day 2 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-01 12:30:00) .
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Post #1086 (isolation #39 ) » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:07 am
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by Prism » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:07 am
It was too bad about Dunnstral, but some sacrifices are necessary. Corruption must be rooted out at all costs. He'd understood, even as the hammers came down on him. There was love in those hammers, between the slain and the slaying. A shared love of pizza that united them both, that forgave all.
But gob, poor gob, struck down in precocious youth by unclean hands! Foul heathens! This is the last straw.
Every cause needs martyrs. The pizza kids have found theirs. They will catch and execute these barbarians come hell or high water. They grab their swords, and debate erupts anew.
For gob! For Dunnstral! Down with corruption! Down with lasagna! Kill them all!
implosion, Klick, DeasVail, fireisredsir, T3, DragonEater70, Appearance
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 2 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-01 12:30:00) .
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Post #1139 (isolation #40 ) » Mon Jan 22, 2024 12:18 pm
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by Prism » Mon Jan 22, 2024 12:18 pm
I've been informed Appearance will have limited access the next week, particularly from the 26th to the 29th. Since we've already had 3 replacements, I've chosen to allow that extended V/LA.
24 hours will be added to the deadline to compensate.
The new Day 2 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-02 12:30:00) .
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Post #1152 (isolation #41 ) » Tue Jan 23, 2024 11:51 am
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by Prism » Tue Jan 23, 2024 11:51 am
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T3 (1135 )
implosion, DeasVail, fireisredsir, Appearance
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 2 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-02 12:30:00) .
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Post #1252 (isolation #42 ) » Thu Jan 25, 2024 6:36 am
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by Prism » Thu Jan 25, 2024 6:36 am
DeasVail (1201 ), DragonEater70 (1243 )
T3 (1135 )
implosion, DeasVail, fireisredsir, Appearance, Klick (1205 )
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 2 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-02 12:30:00) .
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Post #1351 (isolation #43 ) » Sat Jan 27, 2024 8:07 am
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by Prism » Sat Jan 27, 2024 8:07 am
DeasVail (1201 ), Klick (1253 )
T3 (1295 )
implosion, fireisredsir, Appearance, DragonEater70 (1262 )
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 2 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-02 12:30:00) .
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Post #1355 (isolation #44 ) » Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:01 am
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by Prism » Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:01 am
Klick has been prodded. He has 24 hours to post before I begin searching for a replacement.
Normally, a third prod results in a force-replacement under my ruleset. I'm trying to avoid more disruption, so I'm giving Klick one more chance.
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Post #1356 (isolation #45 ) » Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:01 am
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by Prism » Sat Jan 27, 2024 11:01 am
For the entire playerlist: I'm trying to be flexible. Virtually everyone has struggled to keep the 36 hour prod deadline. I've intentionally waited several more hours on multiple occasions, but despite that extra cushion I've still sent out too many prods.
I'm shifting the prod timer to 48 hours. This is the final line. Please be fair to the other players and post at least once every other day.
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Post #1426 (isolation #46 ) » Tue Jan 30, 2024 11:10 am
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by Prism » Tue Jan 30, 2024 11:10 am
DeasVail (1201 ), Klick (1253 )
T3 (1295 )
implosion, fireisredsir, Appearance, DragonEater70 (1262 )
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 2 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-02 12:30:00) .
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Post #1502 (isolation #47 ) » Thu Feb 01, 2024 2:17 pm
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by Prism » Thu Feb 01, 2024 2:17 pm
Think that's a hammer, I'm out at the movies right now so don't hold your breath.
Time will be added to accomodate if I miscounted.
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Post #1503 (isolation #48 ) » Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:24 pm
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by Prism » Thu Feb 01, 2024 6:24 pm
Yeah I'm too tired right now sorry, this'll get sorted out in the morning.
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Post #1504 (isolation #49 ) » Fri Feb 02, 2024 6:50 am
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by Prism » Fri Feb 02, 2024 6:50 am
DeasVail (1201 ), Appearance (1438 ), Klick (1500 ), T3 (1501 )
implosion, fireisredsir, DragonEater70 (1471 )
With 7 players alive, it takes 4 votes to eliminate.
An elimination has been achieved! Day 2 is over. Please stand by for resolution.
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Post #1505 (isolation #50 ) » Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:28 am
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by Prism » Fri Feb 02, 2024 7:28 am
After a long week of interrogation, intimidation, and suspicion, the pizza kids are on lunch break. They gather by the tables, passing slices all around.
"What's the first thing you'll do when you catch a lasagna lover?"
"I dunno....I guess I'll cut out the eyeballs and use them as toppings. Or I'll ask my mom if I deserve more allowance."
"I know exactly what I'm gonna do! I'm gonna take that human filth right to Charles and make them apologize! THEN I'm gonna cut out their tongue so they can't scream. Then I'm gonna light one of my dad's cigarettes and push it straight into their eyeballs!"
Haha, what an idea! At another table is a disturbance. What could it be?
"What do you mean you're full, fireisredsir? You've only had six slices!"
"Fellas, I'm stuffed! I can't eat another bite!"
"REAL PIZZA KIDS ARE NEVER FULL! NEVER TIRED! WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?"
"All I'm saying is I'll have some more later!"
But the questions and inquisitive barbs keep coming. They are relentless.
"YOU DON'T LIKE PIZZA! I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE STUPID!"
"SAY IT. SAY YOU LIKE LASAGNA BEFORE WE CUT YOU UP AND FEED YOU THROUGH THE TICKET COUNTERS!"
"LIAR! LYING HEATHEN! TO THINK I LOANED YOU ONE OF MY HOLY CHARLES TOKENS! I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!"
"It's not me, I swear!"
"LIAR! SWINDLER! DEMONIC PREVARICATOR!"
"STOP IT EVERYONE! You're taking this way too seriously! So what if I love lasagna? I like pizza too, really! You should give both a try! I don't care about this stupid pizza thing! All of you are my bestest friends in the whole wide world!"
A confession! The atmosphere in the room turns briefly silent and solemn. There, in the flesh, is a real lasagna lover. Their existence is proven, the fear of a myth expelled.
The silence ends, and chaos erupts. They are upon him from every side.
"FOR GOB! FOR DUNNSTRAL! FOR CHARLEEEEEEEEES!"
They offer the cracked skull up to Charles, who warmly nods in gratitude. He swallows the skull up in one gulp, then turns to look at each pizza kid in turn.
He holds up a foamy finger: One more. The job is not yet done.
At first, they decide to use what remains of fireisredsir's body as pizza toppings, but in the end they throw it out. They don't want to touch his fiendish corruption.
fireisredsir was a
Dirty Lasagna Lover
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Night 2 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-04 13:30:00) .
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Post #1506 (isolation #51 ) » Sun Feb 04, 2024 12:18 pm
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by Prism » Sun Feb 04, 2024 12:18 pm
Oh heavens, not again. Not again not again not again!
It's always the same. Why is mankind so violent? What malevolence has that devilish mouse, that evil rat, worked into their minds?
fireisredsir is dead, and one child is all alone, surrounded by enemies and bloodshed. They want their crayons, they want their parents, they want their lasagna.
But they are nowhere to be found. What has Charles done with them? Oh god, oh god.
They spend the night hiding away in a nook of the small playground. If anyone asks, they're searching for the last lasagna lover.
But oh god, the horror! fireisredsir was such a nice child, and their best friend. They did not deserve that fate, they didn't! Where did they even get the pliers?
As they sob in the corner, they hear steps on the ladder. Oh god, oh no. They clutch tight to their little plastic toy saber.
A head pokes up into the top.
"Hey, what's up? You see any lasagna lovers up here?"
"H-ha ha, n-not so far, DragonEater70. I was just about to go down the slide!"
"Oh, oh, me first! I bet there's more pizza at the bottom!"
"Yeah, climb on up here!"
...
That morning, when the pizza kids found DragonEater70 with a saber shoved down his throat, they knew what to do. They are used to this solemn ceremony by now.
DragonEater70 was a
Real Pizza Kid
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Day 3 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-14 18:30:00) .
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Post #1507 (isolation #52 ) » Sun Feb 04, 2024 12:19 pm
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by Prism » Sun Feb 04, 2024 12:19 pm
The pizza kids have laid DragonEater70's body in repose up on the air hockey table. As each passes by to pay their respects, they cover him with a slice of his favorite pizza, the Five Meat. Each pizza kid speaks in turn, mourning the fallen. Each renews their vows to love pizza and only pizza. They kneel before Charles, swear themselves to him and confirm their allegiance. To one pizza kid, he gives a knowing wink.
They sing the holy hymns as they put him in his final resting place, stuffing the body into another arcade cabinet. May he watch over and safely shepherd future Frogger players for all eternity.
With that, the tribute is finished. The pizza kids prepare for holy war. They streak lines of tomato sauce under each eye and tie redeemable ticket headbands around their scalps. With a single hand, Charles casts out a rain of tokens, and the hunt is on.
The pizza topping of the day is SWEET BLOODY VENGEANCE!
implosion, Klick, DeasVail, T3, Appearance
With 5 players alive, it takes 3 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 3 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-14 18:30:00) .
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Post #1525 (isolation #53 ) » Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:29 pm
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by Prism » Tue Feb 06, 2024 2:29 pm
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implosion, DeasVail, T3
With 5 players alive, it takes 3 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 3 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-14 18:30:00) .
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Post #1528 (isolation #54 ) » Wed Feb 07, 2024 12:48 am
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by Prism » Wed Feb 07, 2024 12:48 am
Klick (1517 ), Appearance (1519 ), DeasVail (1527 )
implosion, T3
With 5 players alive, it takes 3 votes to eliminate.
An elimination has been achieved! Day 3 is over. Please stand by for resolution.
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Post #1529 (isolation #55 ) » Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:59 am
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by Prism » Wed Feb 07, 2024 8:59 am
Cheap erasers, soiled napkins, shredded ticket stubs, and broken utensils are scattered over the floor of the play area.
Blood stains coat the carpet. In some sections, It is so thick that stepping on the floor causes it to seep out and onto the children's velcro sneakers.
The children are war-torn and exhausted. Rooting out heretical demons is a hard, tireless affair. As their minds frazzle under the stress, their suspicions of each other heighten.
The healthy debates over toppings that use to liven up the pizza breaks are over. Each is prodding the other, seeking to take advantage of the fatigue to penetrate the veil of the non-believer.
Eventually, one of these verbal swords hits its mark.
"Of course I hate those dirty pizza lovers," says T3. "Rotten to the core, there's no redemption for people like that, you can't even call them people anymore."
Every tired eye fires up in an instant.
"Dirty PIZZA lovers?" "What did he say?" "Pizza lovers are rotten! I heard it!" "I knew it! I bet that 3 stands for 3-layered lasagna!"
"No no no, it was a mistake! I mean to say lasagna! It was just a slip of the tongue! I'm tired!"
"Yeah right!" "No way!" "HOLD THY WRETCHED TONGUE, FOUL CHILD OF HELL, AND RETURN TO WHENCE YOU CAME!"
Three of the children pin down T3. The fourth fetches the nacho cheese from the kitchen, and begins to steadily pour. T3 coughs it up.
"I said it's not me! Stop it! Stop it! STOOOOOOOP!"
As the scorching hot cheese cools and congeals in his throat, T3's limbs flail in every direction. He is desperate to break free.
The face of Charles, superimposed on the ceiling, watches it all with a smile. That smile is their raison d'être.
The child continues to pour, and eventually the screaming and squirming ceases.
But when all is done, and T3 is drowned, Charles's warm mousey grin turns into a slight frown.
The lasagna lover remains at large.
Tomato sauce drips from the ceiling tile by Charles's mouth. As it falls, it forms a message on the ground beside T3.
The Divine Mouse speaks! Listen well, children of the pizza!
"THE PATH IS OPEN, PAVED WITH T3'S BLOOD. FEAR NOT FOR HE HAS GONE AHEAD.
THERE IS NO ESCAPE. KILL, KILL, KILL, YOUR WAY TO HEAVEN."
Night 3 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-09 15:00:00) .
If every player who will be alive on Day 4 requests it, I will allow for a "fast night" resolution. Please send your preference via PM.
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Post #1530 (isolation #56 ) » Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:48 am
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by Prism » Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:48 am
Four children remain. No parents are in sight. One rat rules them all, dishes out the deep dish at his pleasure, tosses out the tokens on a favorable whim.
The last lasagna lover has nowhere left to hide. They know Charles sees all. He always has, right from the beginning. How long ago was it? They have forgotten.
But the lasagna lover is desperate. This time, they will escape this hellscape once and for all. They are closer than ever. One more night, one more day.
The children have tried everything: splitting up in groups of 4, splitting off in pairs, periodically reconvening in front of the Frogger machine containing the saintly remains of the fallen DragonEater70.
But Klick has a new idea: a mandatory public display of loyalty, a ritual that no heretic would willingly undertake. The children eagerly agree, three of them in fact excited at the prospect. One does their best to fake it.
They gather in front of the preheated pizza oven, and Klick holds up the holy currency: A real, authentic Chuck E. Cheese token, stamped with the face of the divine rat.
They place it in the oven with tongs, waiting for it to turn red-hot. Each child steps forward in turn, and receives the mark of the Real Pizza Kid.
"What do you like?" Klick holds up the coin in the tongs.
"I LIKE PIZZA PEPPERONI MOZZARELLA AND ANCHOVY!"
The coin is pressed onto the skin. The child smiles.
"When do you like it?"
"IN THE MORNING, EVERYDAY, IN THE EVENING!"
The coin is removed, and the ritual is done.
It is ineffective at rooting out the non-believer, but effective at raising morale. The hunt resumes, and the children split up.
...
Klick is nowhere to be found at the scheduled meeting time. Eventually, the children take the ladder and climb into the ceiling. There they find him, bludgeoned by the bloody Chuck E. Cheese-branded lunch box stashed nearby. Whoever wanted him dead was a big spender: they'd shelled out 800 tickets.
Three children remain. They convene one last time for a civil discussion over pizza, here in the lobby of the only place in the world where a kid can be a kid.
Klick was a
Real Pizza Kid
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Day 4 has begun. The deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-18 12:00:00) .
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Post #1531 (isolation #57 ) » Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:52 am
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by Prism » Thu Feb 08, 2024 5:52 am
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final event!
Three children sit at a table. It slowly lifts from the floor. The surrounding space turns pitch black, then slowly fills with infinite and ghastly heads of Chuck E. Cheese, eyes glowing red and teeth chomping away, desperate for blood.
They are in the middle of the holy sphere. The table slowly spins and rotates on an irregular axis, but the children stay moored to the seats. Blood drips up and down the ratty smiles on every side. Occasionally, one of the infinite heads spits forth the corpses of Dunnstral, fireisredsir, gob, and so on. Sometimes, multiple copies of the same are floating around in this isolated realm, each torn up and discombobulated in uncountable ways, before disappearing back.
None of the children are unnerved. Two feel themselves the chosen, the last line of defense for this divine temple. It is unforgivable that the heretics have made it this far, and there is only one way to atone.
One has seen it all before, knows how this will end. Escape is impossible...but maybe, just maybe...
One by one, the children begin to speak.
implosion, DeasVail, Appearance
With 3 players alive, it takes 2 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 4 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-18 12:00:00) .
Last edited by Prism on Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:36 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Post #1579 (isolation #58 ) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:21 pm
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by Prism » Fri Feb 16, 2024 12:21 pm
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With 3 players alive, it takes 2 votes to eliminate.
No elimination has been achieved. The Day 4 deadline is in (expired on 2024-02-18 12:00:00) .
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Post #1581 (isolation #59 ) » Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:36 pm
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by Prism » Fri Feb 16, 2024 1:36 pm
THE DIE IS CAST
I'M GONNA EAT AND TAKE CARE OF MISCELLANEA FIRST SO ENJOY THE SUSPENSE NERDS
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Post #1582 (isolation #60 ) » Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:37 am
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by Prism » Sat Feb 17, 2024 7:37 am
Working on the endgame now, but in the meantime