Worst role ideas?

[Quagmire]

Eric Bauman

You are Eric Bauman, internet thief extraordinaire. Every night you have a choice of two actions: you can steal someone's role for the night and target someone with it, or you can kill one of those weaker, pathetic artists. (You hate them!) Unfortunately, everyone will be informed of who you targeted and what you targeted them with, because of that watermark you leave everywhere. You win when you are the only living player.

i have a role

xyzzy

(no matter what you insert here, it's a terrible role)

[Quagmire]

you are

people like sarcastro and mr. flay

general discussion can only be for the betterment of intellectual discussion, and nothing else, so you must post as such.

you don't ever win.

[Quagmire]

You are

the Chip on Quagmire's Shoulder

You believe you've won, and really, that's all that matters.

isn't it, though?