Worst role ideas?

[Adel]

Divine-immune townie. You cannot be modkilled.

[Adel]

Jester-Vig:

You win if you night-kill the Jester or are the last to vote for him.

[Adel]

Vig on 'roids. heh. That would be a riot, he would PM his choices to the mod and the modkill would happen without an explained reason, right?

My version is fun to consider, what would a crafty player do if there suddenly were no rules to follow. ..

[Adel]

Red State American

: With a beer in one hand and a Bible in the other you blame people who are different from you for the evil in the world. Each night your government will kidnap and deport one player of your choice for "questioning". His body will be found in the morning, and his alignment will always be reported as "scum". PM me your choice before each Night's deadline, or else

you

will be the one targeted. 'cause you are either with us or you are against us. You win if you survive since you don't care about anyone else in the world. You have a vote, but you never really use it, even though you may say that you do.

[Adel]

this role could fill an important niche in a lot of really bad theme games. if your setup isn't swingy

enough

, throw in a hairdresser.

hairdresser

Each day you talk to each player, and they all tell you who they targeted the night before. Since they tell you while you are in Gossip mode, you don't realize what you heard until the following night. I'll PM you a list of names of players and the players they targeted.

[Adel]

you are a tourist from SA. If you get modkilled day 1, you win.

OR

if you get lynched day 1 you win if the town wins. Otherwise you lose.

If you quote this role PM, in whole or in part, you will be banned from mafiascum.net.

[Adel]

you are a

Drunken Vig

. Each night you can target one person for a nightkill. Each night you might kill someone. There may be a connection between the two, but you really can't remember what you did in your drunken rage during the night.

Post restriction: you can not post until a player is within two votes of being lynched due to your extreme hangover. You can not refer to your post restriction in any way, because you are ashamed of being a drunk -- so you have to make up some kind of excuse to explain your absence.

You win with the town.

[Adel]

You are Naked Lunch

As your post restriction, you may only post votes and complete lines of text copied exactly off of the page in

Naked Lunch

that corresponds with the page number of the game thread.

You win if two or more players request replacement out of the game in the game thread, citing your posts as the reason.

[bastardmod note: place this role into a theme game about smurfs or spongebob some other children's cartoon.]

[Adel]

Facehugger

You are a nasty Alien with players XXXX, YYYY, and ZZZZ. You are an Alien Facehugger. Once per game you may post "

Hug: (target player)

" which will immediately end the day. During any subsequent day or twilight period you may post "

Burst!

" which will result in the death of the hugged player and immediately end the day. After a successful

Burst!

post you will receive the Juvenile Alien role PM, and assume that role. You win when only Aliens remain in the ship.

[Adel]

I accidentally stumbled across a mechanic I'm interested in developing further -- scum confirmation in exchange for expanded scum power. If townies have limited ammo (one shot or two shot vig) then the interesting aspect of play is determining who uses their shot during the night phase. I made a post in the Theme Test Market where I would like to explore this idea.

An Alien theme game would be pretty cool... BM are you reading this?

[Adel]

You are

Quagmire

-- you refuse to read your role PM, so you don't know your alignment or if you have a role. Feel free to submit names for your possible night action. You have no idea what your win condition is. Have fun and pray you aren't a survivor!

[Adel]

You are

Quagmire

. You don't read role PM's.

oh. Some times I am so full of fail it makes the sweet baby Jesus cry his little tears of compassion..

[Adel]

You are

The Editor

You are able to edit any post in the thread, other than the moderator's. You can change votes, delete posts, ect... You are modkilled if any player posts something to the effect of "fuck it, why don't you just write all of my posts for me". You win with the town.

[Adel]

I like the Police Chief.

Salad Tosser

: can't vote for anyone who has voted for him in a given day. Is immune to doctor protection. Like a miller, a sane cop investigation will declare him "guilty". Wins with the town.

[Adel]

You are

Timid

. You can only post once every 24 hours, and you can never post more than six words. You win with the town.

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You are the

Bully

. Each time you post you must change your vote to the person on the page who has the shortest post on that page. If you post will be the first post on a new page, you must vote for yourself. You win with the town.

[Adel]

You are the

Document Forger

Each night you can choose one player (including yourself) and draft a new role pm (including win condition) for that player. That new role PM will completely supersede the previous role pm unless you are the target, in which case your win condition will remain the same. You win when only you and people you've written role pms for remain alive.

[Adel]

You are Naked Lunch

As your post restriction, you may only post votes and complete lines of text copied exactly off of the page in

Naked Lunch

that corresponds with the page number of the game thread.

You win if two or more players request replacement out of the game in the game thread, citing your posts as the reason.

[bastardmod note: place this role into a theme game about smurfs or spongebob some other children's cartoon.]

I still like this idea.

[Adel]

You are "Cluster bombed". Each night you may choose to become the target of all other players' night actions. You win with the town.
(This role would be best suited for a very large game)

[Adel]

You are an

Alt

asking for advice about an ongoing game in the MD forum. You have no vote, and you can't post in the gamethread, but you can PM any player at any time. Your name is not listed as a player. If you can get any living player to talk back to you via PM about this game, they will be modkilled.

You win with the town.

[Adel]

2) He's probably thinking of the stereotypical "slutty high school girl" in movies... possibly horror movies where they always die. It's funny how the slutty high school girl is almost always white... discuss.

You are a

slutty high school girl

. You must claim your rolename during day 1, and claim that you power is that you spend the night with a different player each night, and you can not spend the night with any player two nights in a row. You (according to the claim you must make) die if the player you choose to sleep with dies during the night. In reality you spend each night alone, and so you will only die at night if you are targeted by a killing role.

[Adel]

that is a pretty awesome role NC, I think you posted it in the wrong thread by mistake.

[Adel]

momento

[Adel]

You a a quad post survivor. You are unlynchable and un-night killable. You win if you survive the game. You lose if you fail to post 4 posts in a row on each and every page of the game. You lose if any of your posts are made less than five minutes apart. You lose if any of you posts are not part of a four post quad-post, where all four appear on the same page. You lose if you ever make more than four posts in a row.