Worst role ideas?

[Twomz]

Modkill immune townie (can do whatever he likes).

There could be some pretty ridiculous SKs... I love the idea of a grammar nazi.

Incompetent policeman, if he targets a scum, he is killed. (I think this is actually a role >.<)

Any debilitating post restriction for no apparent reason.

[Twomz]

Musician-may only use the letters A, B, C, D, E, F, and G when posting.

BEST RESTRICTION EVER?

[Twomz]

Hm...


Can't really think of any bad role ideas...

Useless Poster - Post Uselessly.

[Twomz]

Time Bomb - You win if you are alive at the beginning of Night 5, or if the thread gets to 50 pages (whichever comes first). Whenever you win, you may kill up to 5 other players, the game continues until a second place is determined.

[Twomz]

You are Pocky, chocolate Pocky to be precise. Your goal in the game is to get people to eat all the pocky (eat pocky 3 times for each pocky in the game). The way you get people to eat you is to get the to quote "Eat me" and have some kind of affirmative notice (such as sure or yes) after the quote. When someone eats the chocolate part of you, they are protected from night kills that night. If they eat the non-chocolate biscuit part, they get a 1 shot vig.

You are Pocky, strawberry Pocky to be precise. Your goal in the game is to get people to eat all the pocky (eat pocky 3 times for each pocky in the game). The way you get people to eat you is to get the to quote "Eat me" and have some kind of affirmative notice (such as sure or yes) after the quote. When someone eats the strawberry part of you, they may roleblock a player that night. If they eat the non-strawberry biscuit part, they get a 1 shot cop ability.


You are Pocky, almond Pocky to be precise. Your goal in the game is to get people to eat all the pocky (eat pocky 3 times for each pocky in the game). The way you get people to eat you is to get the to quote "Eat me" and have some kind of affirmative notice (such as sure or yes) after the quote. When someone eats the almond part of you, they get a random jack-of-all-trades ability (chose a target and a random action will occur, either doc protect, cop investigate, or vig kill). If they eat the non-almond biscuit part, they get 2 votes the next day.

You are the Pocky king. Abilities gained from eatting pocky are doubled (extra target, and NK immunity becomes NK and lynch immunity). You win with the town, but lose if all the pocky are gone before the second to last day.


POCKY RULES
Pocky may not eat themselves or other pocky.
A person may only ever take one bite of a specific pocky, and cannot eat more than 1 bite of pocky every other day.
If all the pocky are killed without any being fully consumed, the pocky lose.
If all but one pocky die, and the last pocky is fully consumed, the pocky win.
When a pocky has 3 bites taken out of it, they leave the game and winning or losing depends on the other pocky all being eaten.
Pocky may not claim to be pocky.
If the pocky win, the game continues until a second winner is chosen.
The first two bites taken from a pocky are flavored, the last bite in biscuit flavored.

[Twomz]

You are the

Millerante

. Every night, you have the option to PM me who you wish to kill. When investigated by a role that can determine someone's alignment, you appear as Guilty. If you die, you appear as Mafia.
Incidentally, you are also in a Mason group with

X

and

Y

. You may speak with them via PMs at night. They are also Death Millers. You win with town.

You are the

Millercruiter

. Due to a series of not-so-petty juvenile crimes by all of your Mason group, people tend to get the wrong idea about your meetings. But you really have turned over a new leaf, and it seems the only way to convince anyone is to have them sit in on your meetings. You're persuasive enough that that's not difficult. Except then the people sitting in are

also

looked at unfavorably for joining in your nightly meetings.
If investigated by a role that determines people's alignments, you appear Guilty. Upon death, you appear as a Cult Leader. At night, you may PM freely with anyone in your Mason group.

Y

and

Z

are already in your Mason group, and are both Death Millers as well.
Every night, if the number of people in your Mason group is less than 5, you

must

send me the name of one person not in the group. If you do not, it will be selected randomly. (If you have 5 or more in the group, you can still recruit if you want to) If this person is protown, they join your Mason group, investigate as Guilty, and appear as Mafia upon death. If they're not, you die. You win if at least 1 actually-protown member of your group wins.

You are the

MillerMason Plotter

. Unlike your friends, you've always found Mason-dom somewhat boring. People don't talk that much, and there's not much to talk about even when they do. Things would be so much more interesting if they would let you lead instead of that Millercruiter.
You appear Guilty to any roles that can determine someone's alignment, and appear as "Mafia" upon death. You can PM anyone in your Mason group freely during night.
If Millercruiter dies while you live, the Mason group turns into a full-fledged Mafia faction. Once per night, when any member survives, the group can PM me one person you wish to kill each night. So long as you survive, you're in charge of sending it in. You alone will also appear innocent to any investigations. Leading this new faction to victory, eliminating any other factions and equaling/outnumbering the town, is your win condition.
You've kept your eyes open while in your Mason group, and are quite familiar with the other two members.

X

is the

Millercruiter

, and the leader of your group. Every night, he recruits another member to your Mason group.

Z

is the

Millerante

, who, as the name implies, can kill someone once each night.
They're both Death Millers as you are.

Makes me want to make a "No way you can win mafia" game.
1x of each of those roles.
1x 3 person mafia group (goon, GF, RBer)
1x 4 person wolf group (3 regs and an alpha (GF))
2x SK's w/ NK immunity (one kills even days, the other odd)
1x cult recruiter (auto recruits and overrides alignment of noncult players, all cultists die when recruiter dies)
2x miller
1x death miller
5x cop (3 sane, 1 insane, 1 paranoid)
3x townies (millers and death millers get townie role PMs)

or something like that. Just to mess with people,

[Twomz]

You are a

Pirate

! Each night you must search for yer buried treasure that was stolen from you, since you do this with your spyglass from yer ship you cannot be killed. If you find the scurvy dog that took yer treasure you get to make them walk the plank (not allowed to post or use night abilities for 2 nights and days). You also have one shot in yer pistol that you can use at any time to kill a player. If a player dies with yer treasure it gets passed on to a player of their choice (will). You win when you have yer booty and are alive when the game ends, ARRRRR.

You are a

Ninja

! You are so sneaky that you can avoid players that want to kill you at night. Also, each night you can spy on a player (investigate) or assassinate a player (kill). But, you think there is something missing in your life... TREASURE! You know that there is a pirate playing the game, and you think that would be a good place to start. If you investigate the player and they have the chest, you steal it. You win when you have the treasure and are alive when the game ends, Hiyah!

You are a

Greedy Innocent Victim

. You start the game with a treasure chest. You... um... don't really remember when you got it. You may pass it to another player at night and as long as they are a good guy, you exchange roles with them. If it is a bad guy, they kill you for it. You win with the town.

Treasure chest.
Anyone who has the chest with the exception of the pirate and the ninja have the option of passing the chest on to another player.
If either the pirate or the ninja has the chest, and they both target each other to get it, then they both die and the treasure chest is lost.
Whenever a player who has the chest dies, they choose another player to pass the chest to.

[Twomz]

You are

Gutts

(or

Gatts/Gatsu

depending on translation) from Berserk. And you are the main character!!! Besides a couple of friends of yours in the game, pretty much everyone is trying to kill you. But, because you're so fucking insanely awesome, just nightkilling or lynching you once or twice won't get the job done. The bad guys win when they attempt to kill you through lynching or abilities 10 times. You and your friends win when everyone else is dead. If

Caska

(<insert player name>) dies, you lose 2 lives, but get to kill 4 people in a fit of rage. If

Pakk

(or

Puck/Pukk

depending on translation) (<insert player name>) dies, you lose 1 life. And to describe your night ability... well, a picture is worth a thousand words...

http://img.bleachexile.com/manga/berser ... 016-17.jpg

You are

Caska

from Berserk. You used to be a pretty awesome fighter... but then you got raped by a bunch of demons. Sucks to be you I guess. You are pretty much worthless, but your friend Gutts loves you and will try to protect you from the bad guys. Try to survive the demons to win... crazy lady.


You are

Pakk

from Berserk. You follow Gutts around and heal him. Oh yeah, you are a fairy too, so a lot of the people in the game can't hurt you. Besides that you can't really do much... besides annoy people of course. You win by surviving til the end of the game. You might be able to take on some lesser monsters though.......



All other characters except maybe one or two are monsters from the manga and have the win condition of killing Gutts. Most have a conditional one time Night kill (like Gutts has to be voting for them at the end of day, or they have to follow a post restriction to use the kill). Catch is, they are not told who Gutts is.

Basically, the bad guys are the town and the "good" guys are the mafia, except the mafia doesn't have a night kill and has one guy that is freaken impossible to kill. Monster's all think they are alone though .

PS: Japanese manga reads from right to left... in case something doesn't make sense >.>

[Twomz]

You are an

Alien Shapeshifter

You are aligned with the Mafia, the town, and you are an undead serial killer. You do not have human anatomy.

If you are lynched during the day, you are revealed to be town. If you are killed at night, you are revealed to be Mafia.

Each night, you must send in the name of someone you wish to kill.

One full day phase after your death, you resurrect back to life.

Attempts to investigate you by a cop will result in the cop's death. Attempts by a doctor to protect you will result in your death--- from which you cannot resurrect. (Once the doctor finds out you're an alien, he sells your corpse to science. The doctor becomes rich and famous and leaves town forever)

...That's not a bad idea, just complicated and powerful.

[Twomz]

Well, you have a 50/50 chance as long as you don't get NKed.

You are a

Russian Roulette Player

. You start off with a revolver and a box of bullets. On Night one, you put one bullet in a chamber then pull the trigger twice, once for yourself, and once for another player. Each night another bullet gets added and another player gets added to the list. You win if you survive to the end of the game.

(No doc in game, 24 players).

[Twomz]

Best case scenario the roulettist kills 20 people before he kills himself. Worst case he pops himself in the face Night 0/1. It's suppose to be a bad role idea though... >.> stop trying to make it useful.


You are

Aono Tsukune

! You are the only human in the game, and most of the monsters want to kill you because the rest of the monsters are girls who love you for some strange reason. Each night one of your friends, a vampire named

Moka Akashiya

, will suck your blood every morning making your first post of the day incoherent babble, and then you are not allowed to post for a full 5 hours after that post. At night she injects blood back into your body making you into a super vampire hybrid and you can spend the night beating the crap out of a player of your choice and are unnightkillable. You win with the town.


Mod note: If Moka, Yukari Sendo, Kurumu Kurono or Mizore Shirayuki dies after 3 injections from Moka, then Tsukune becomes a horrible ghoul and kills everyone in the town and then himself, everyone loses. If all of them survive to night 5's injection, then he still turns into a ghoul and kills everyone, but this time he cries himself to sleep in a corner cutting his wrist with a rusty spoon instead of killing himself (he still loses).

[Twomz]

@ Seol: The first thing the mafiaso is going to do is PM the list to his scumbuddies >.<. Oh well I guess... hard to balance imo.

You are

Hungry Hungry Hippo

! You need to eat as many metal balls as you can in order to win. In order to eat balls you simply post

Eat: <Player>

You can do this only once per day.

You are

Bender the Robot

! You not only have a shiny metal ass, but you have big metal balls as well! All you have to do is survive until the end of the game!


Mod notes, 11 hippos vs 1 bender. Eating kills bender. Only one player can win, and the only real way for bender to win is to lynch all 11 of the hippos before one of them eats him.

[Twomz]

Doesn't it just have to be raised 75%?


You are

Unbuntu

. You rock face... but you are incapable of installing my drivers for my new comp because you have no program that runs .exe files. Therefore, you automatically lose the game because you can't connect to the internet or do anything useful.

[Twomz]

You are Frankenstein... rock on baby.



You are Rick Astley, you win if you can get someone to admit to clicking on a link that goes to one of your videos that was suppose to be something else... roflcopterz.

[Twomz]

You are Rick Astley, you win if you can get someone to admit to clicking on a link that goes to one of your videos that was suppose to be something else... roflcopterz.

Not to hard. Just put them in a game with me. (Though I really dont understand why people keep linking that song...its not like its *that* horrible.)

I didn't link to "Never gonna give you up" . (You're curious now bwahaha, is it really another song, or am i just saying that to get you to click the link! <evil cackle>...<cough>)

[Twomz]

You are a

deranged English professor

. You may count off points for spelling, grammar, punctuation and source citing mistakes in players posts (one point for each). If a player gets receives so many errors they would fail the class, they are forced to drop out of the game and work at a mediocre job for the rest of their lives. You win when you have tenure.

(A player must lose 31 points to fail the game, or obtain a maximum score of 69).

[Twomz]

1) Preference != racism
2) He's probably thinking of the stereotypical "slutty high school girl" in movies... possibly horror movies where they always die. It's funny how the slutty high school girl is almost always white... discuss.

You are

sunglasses

. You win when all living players admit to wearing you at night or quote a portion of the song "sunglasses at night".

[Twomz]

..."worst"... that is the BEST (or at least most ridiculous) role i've ever seen.

[Twomz]

You are an

elementary particle

. Because of the difficulty and expense it would take to destroy you, you are immune to NKs but can still be lynched or modkilled.

You may only post at an elementry spelling level.

You win with the town.

[Twomz]

MEGA DETHY

Mafia
1 GF (investigates as innocent)
3 Goons

1 SK (NK immune)

Town
1 sane cops
1 insane cops
1 naive cop
1 paranoid cop
1 pothead cop (paranoid investigates guilty)
1 newbie cop (naive investigates guilty)
1 framed cop (sane investigates guilty)
1 psycho cop (insane investigates guilty)
2 miller
4 vanilla townie


Roles revealed on death, cop head start.

EDIT: Cops just told "cop" of course and millers told townie.

[Twomz]

Confused Cop

Told he is regular cop.

In reality he is a naive cop who is unnightkillable.

When targeted by the mafia, roleblocker or another cop turns paranoid.

When targeted by a SK or multiple roles turns insane.

When targeted by a Doc turns sane (overrides turning paranoid when targeted by doc regardless of who else targets him).

Result is dictated from state after lynch and determined from the order (rb, cop, mafia, sk, doc).

[Twomz]

The point is to make it ridiculously hard to win, not impossible... or just don't put a cult in the game .

[Twomz]

The point is to make it ridiculously hard to win

You are a Serial Killer Killer

For years now, you have been obsessed with the local serial killer. You have read every newspaper article about him, have the pictures of all of his victems glued to your wall, and have basically been in total hero worship of him. It has gotten to the point where you have decided that you really ARE the serial killer, that YOU have done all the kills. Until last night, when the serial killer struck again...and it wasn't you. Damnit. Only one thing for it; you must find the serial killer, kill him, and take his place.

You have a gun with one bullet in it. Once per game, you can kill someone. If that person is the serial killer, you take his set of knives and become the new serial killer. If that person is not the serial killer, you lose. If the serial killer dies in any other way, or if you die, you lose.

You win when you personally kill the serial killer, take his knives, kill everyone else in town with those knives, and survive.

I am willing to play this role.

[Twomz]

The town is

not

dead on day 1... do you win?

[Twomz]

That gives me an idea...

"At deadline, all people not voting for a player count as voting for you. When you die, you must chose a player to pass your role onto. You win when all the scum are dead."

Played in a game with 2 week deadlines for day and 3 day nights. 3 mafia, 1 sk, 1 doc, 1 cop, 5 townies, and the whipping boy. Being picked as the new whipping boy causes you to lose abilities but not alignment.

[Twomz]

You are

Schrödinger's Cat

.

You don't have an alignment unless someone is trying to check it. If you are investigated or killed there's a 50% chance of you being pro-town, and a 50% chance of being anti-town.

Once you die, if any player posts "open the box", your alignment will be randomly re-determined.

You win if you are aligned with the winning faction at the end of the game.

BEST ROLE EVER.

[Twomz]

That's not THAT bad... you just have to claim day 1 and you suck at lylo.

[Twomz]

A cop who's results are posted in thread instead of sent to him?

Or is just the alignment posted in thread?

[Twomz]

You are a Russian Roulette Player. You start off with a revolver and a box of bullets. On Night one, you put one bullet in a chamber then pull the trigger twice, once for yourself, and once for another player. Each night another bullet gets added and another player gets added to the list. You win if you survive to the end of the game.

He he. Of course, Night 1 you put the bullet in Chamber 1 and the mod random roles a 1d6... If it's 1 the RRP dies, if it's 6 the target dies. Night 2 there's a bullet in chamber 1 and 2. Each night another bullet gets added (6 shooter).

[Twomz]

You are

Puzzle Master

I (as your mod) has taken the username of mafia member xxx, yyy and zzz and scrambled the letters (not numbers, if any) in no particular order.

Every night, you will be given a letter that clues you in on the identity of the mafia.

Because of your intellectual abilities, you are not much of a talker, therefore, you have a post restriction of 5 posts per game day.

You win with town.

You underestimate the amount of time and effort some people put into this site... or how easy it would be to unscramble 3 names out of say... 11-21.

[Twomz]

I dunno, I don't think it's that hard to type:

The full works of Shakespeare.

It's only five words.

tuhqwet uasfgnsd ; aowerghpa haw

damn


rtaibgv aiogh , liauwfz bf sdfu h

damn

rgjaal;s;jawlhalweruig ;oaer uh arg

damn

jjhmjkfjkjkjkhlj;l;sdkjhnb cm,loiuyjhgb sedrghjn

damn

This is harder than it looks

oh, that was easy

g ;dbn;cvjiaweovn sd

damn

[Twomz]

It's only bad because the cult could win N1 if the leader targets everyone and more than 1/2 accept. Otherwise, the cult leader dies and anyone who accepted has to try to take out non cultist... ugh.

[Twomz]

That's one way to do it, you could also have them become an informed minority w/o a kill or simply unconvert them (say with the leader dead, his influence goes away). The reason people don't like recruiting is that it changes their faction, there shouldn't be any other bad things that happen to them besides that (your faction changes and if the who did it to you dies, you die too and autolose the game ).

[Twomz]

You are

'Dat Ass'

. Every night you may /waggle at another player to cause them to lose focus on what they're doing, roleblocking them.

You win when <wincon>.


You are

'A sensual neckline'

. If you are targeted by a vampire you die. No, this does not mean there's vampires in this game. Yes, Stephanie Meyer is the worst writer ever.

You win when <wincon>.


You are

'The Unmentionables'

, oh my. You may not be targeted by other player actions (except lynches). Each night you may attempt to 'eat' a player, *shudder*.

You win when <SK wincon>.


You are

'Thigh High Heeled Leather Boots'

. You were made for walking, and that's just what you'll do, every night you may kill another player by stomping them to death (some players may instead LIKE this, in which case you motivate them instead of killing them).

You win when <wincon>.

[Twomz]

Just noticed the 'PM me' bit. Oh well. Is it going to be open or closed UK? Cause if it's open we can keep posting horrible roles lol.

[Twomz]

If you want more crap like what I posted here, you can pm me . I won't be offended if stuff I posted in 'worst role ideas' isn't up to code for a real game though .

[Twomz]

So, a vig that blocks the scums NK if he kills a scum, and a 'cop' who doesn't have to target but the scum might find out who he is?

[Twomz]

You are

The Chessmaster

During the night, you may choose two (2) players. During the following day, the two chosen players must engage in a game of chess. Their moves will be indicated using algebraic chess notation (I.E. Qg5, Ngf3 etc.). The chosen players must make their move in every one of their posts, and subsequently, are forbidden from posting if it is not their turn. When the match is resolved, the losing party is killed. If the game ends in a stalemate, or is not resolved by the time the day ends, then both players die. Once a game is resolved, you may force two more players to engage in a game.

You win when you are the only player remaining.

This is the WORST idea's thread, the best roles one is further down the queue.

[Twomz]

This is the WORST idea's thread, the best roles one is further down the queue.

Huh? Are you saying you actually

like

that role??

An SK that makes his victims play chess for their lives?

EDIT: Could have a 'Deep Blue' Role that if chosen auto wins match and kills chessmaster instead of other player (or just autokills other player).

[Twomz]

You are the compulsive lurker vig. During each day at some point you must send the mod a message saying "kill now!" and the person with the lowest number of posts is killed. If more than one person is tied, then the compulsive lurker vig kills themselves. If the day ends without the compulsive lurker vig killing a player, the compulsive lurker vig kills themselves.

If a player double posts, the compulsive lurker vig may send the mod a message saying "Fry them!" and the double poster will be killed. This allows the compulsive lurker vig to forgo dying at the end of a day if he doesn't kill a lurker.

If a player triple/quad/ect posts, the compulsive lurker vig may send the mod a message saying "MMMMMMONSTER KILL!" and the triple/quad/ect poster will be killed. This allows the compulsive lurker vig to forgo having to kill someone on the next game day if he/she so wishes.

The compulsive lurker vig wins when no scum remain in the game and he does not kill himself.