Worst role ideas?

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You are the

Prophet

You've come to herald a new age of peace, you must convince everyone

to live happily ever after

If you force the game into a draw situation(two cycles of nokill/nolynch) the game will be ended as a

and they lived happily ever after

situation and you will be the sole winner.

If any player dies for any reason, you lose.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

you are

the schizo

your crazy delusional other side will take over posting for you on even days, on these days you may not post normally but must instead post whatever is sent to you by your crazy delusional alternate personality, he wins if you are lynched.

you win if you survive until endgame.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

The Politician:

You have been elected to political office and have 2 votes. Your campaign however was financed by the mob, should they be found out and killed, you will lose, if your consitutents(the town) all perish, you will also lose. As a result, your goal is to stall the game in order to milk them for all they are worth. You win if the game lasts for a year in real life time and lose otherwise.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You are

Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

you will fall hopelessly heads over heels in love with another player in this game and you may spend each night writing a letter to them to desperately plead for their hand to you in marriage, should the object of your love die, you will instantly fall in love with another player. Also if you have not convinced the object of your affection to marry you by the end of night three, you will commit suicide in despair.

You are

Johann Christoph Friedrich von Schiller

You learned to became somewhat of a doctor due to the lack of health insurance coverage in your area, you may protect one player a night from death, however you are madly in love with Goethe, who seems to be completely unaware and unwilling to return your affection, thus in a fit of jealous rage you vowed to kill all he chooses to court, you may make one nightkill per night by poison. However if Goethe stays happily married for 2 straight days, you will feel overcome with depression and commit suicide.

You are

J. J Abrams

, the writer of Lost! If the game ever seems to get boring(24 hours without a post during the day), you are allowed to throw in one completely random plot twist out of nowhere in order to boost ratings and make viewers wonder "WTF is going on" You win when you have managed to tangle the plotline into a completely screwed up mess and then somehow extricate it into an end that makes sense(You win when all other players are dead).
You may choose from the following:

A Giant Polar Bear Barrels through the town and mauls a player(death)

A Large Column of Black Smoke reaches through the town and grabs a player(disappeared)

A Player that disappeared suddenly reappears in the camp(reappearance)

A Meteorite smashes into the town and kills people(randomly chosen people die, 1-6 possible)

A complete stranger shows up in the game by crashing his/her helicopter into the town(a new player shows up)

That annoying guy that bugs everybody has a little accident handling dynamite(Player with highest post count dies)

That extra that nobody notices randomly drowns in the ocean for no good reason despite heroic rescue efforts(Player with the lowest post count dies)

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You are

The BCS

You must rank all living players from 1 to 25, all players must be assigned a ranking, you may not assign the same ranking to more than one player.

If a team that is ranked in the college football top 25 according to the BCS Rankings loses, the player ranked as the same number as that team will die on the following Wednesday.

You may reassign rankings every Wednesday.

You win when all other players are dead.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

You are the Labyrinth.

Players who target you at night have their nightchoices cancelled and are automatically moved out of the primary game into a secret subgame.

If you are to be lynched, instead your lynch is cancelled and all players voting you are immediately moved into the subgame.

You mod the subgame with the alternative account "Mystery Moderator Number Three"

You win if all players are in the subgame.

You lose if the players in the subgame lynch you.

[PookyTheMagicalBear]

I think lying to God is rather mean.

when's the last time God lied to you?