Worst role ideas?

[Oman]

Australian Tax Office

When someone attempts to complete any action, you must ask them irrelevant questions. If they don't answer in the next post their vote is void.

I hate the ATO.

[Oman]

I love the idea of cop sanities being based on things other than Sane, Insane, Paranoid, Niave. I like the idea of it being based on Grammar or Spelling or even sex/gender.

Join dates (even month innocent/odd month insane) etc.

Could be full of bastard mod.

[Oman]

That was a lie by the way.

Was that?

I love Yos' game especially:

Mod's bizzare typo: (neutral)

I could see them chucking on a random vote. Making a "10 minute deadline per day. Everyone who is not voting will be modkilled. The person with the most votes will be modkilled" and winning D1.

[Oman]

LOL! Snix, I would play that role.

[Oman]

Bah! Go Typos!

[Oman]

If investigated during the day or after a good lynch he'd be innocent...other wise GUILTY

[Oman]

I like dice.

[Oman]

Lol primate, thats hilarity fo' sho'!

[Oman]

You are "Albert B Rampage". You must be completly convinced about everything you say. If you find the scum and point them out on page 2 and fail to get either lynched you win.

[Oman]

Well I've never proxied this out before but....

Aussies get him (eww... it sucks in third person)

[Oman]

Goddamn lefties...

QFT

[Oman]

(building off of Nab's)

You are

Indifferent

: you must... aw who really cares what you're suppose to do?

So full of win.

[Oman]

Red State American

: With a beer in one hand and a Bible in the other you blame people who are different from you for the evil in the world. Each night your government will kidnap and deport one player of your choice for "questioning". His body will be found in the morning, and his alignment will always be reported as "scum". PM me your choice before each Night's deadline, or else

you

will be the one targeted. 'cause you are either with us or you are against us. You win if you survive since you don't care about anyone else in the world. You have a vote, but you never really use it, even though you may say that you do.

This role is awesome, Adel's political bias makes me happy for once!

[Oman]

Dear god, we need a fundamentalist mafia with some of these roles.

[Oman]

No, more like extreeme roles with fun Incharacter PRs

[Oman]

Umm...sort of less gamebreaking versions of yours and Adel's roles. Things that require posts to be somewhat in character and will almost definatly orchestrate a fight between them.

[Oman]

My last bit of horror for the night:

You are a

Catholic Priest

, and boy, when you signed up for this gig you didn't know how hard this celibacy thing was. Sure, spreading the word of God is important and all, but you just can't keep your eyes off that new alter boy. Every night, you have a difficult choice to make. You can either spread the word of your good lord Jesus Christ by sending in three names, such that one of them will randomly become a Christian (you will not be told which one) or send in a target that you want to molest. Now then, both of these choices have repricussions. If you choose to act as a missionary, you will lose the privelege of talking the next day (all that sermonizing will make your throat soar) and also, if your random convert hits a player that is already a Christian, he or she will have a 50% chance of losing their faith because they're sick of listening to your preach hellfire. You will not be informed of this, but any subsequent re-convert attempts on them will only have a 50% chance of working. If you choose to molest, your victim will lose the ability to talk for the next day. Also, some of those altar boys know where daddy keeps the shotgun, so be careful. You win when everyone is a Christian, (including the dead players, because you really want their souls to go to heaven).

Mod Note: There will be one player who is a

Die-Hard Atheist

. If the Priest tries to convert this player, the conversion will fail and the Atheist will be told the Priest targetted him. If the Priest tries to molest this player, the molestation will also fail, and the Priest will need one vote less to be lynched on the following day. Also, if the molest option hits any player carrying a gun, there is a 25% chance that the priest will not survive the night, though the action will be valid.

Also, apologies to most Catholics.

This really fits in as a bad role...overcomplex, crazy, and completely broken. Well done!

[Oman]

Question "You are confident..." Confirmed?

Also, if one of them dies, they can't PM you...thus you'd go nuts right?

[Oman]

And one couldn't kill the living one for the dead one's lack of PMing.

This one could.

You are a tourist from SA, AU (South Australia, Australia). You poor thing. You're obviously a serial killer, due to the statistical likelyhood. The rest of the players hate you, but if you sell them marijuanna or maybe some tickets to your museums, they might like you again. If you kill someone from Western Australia everyone is convinced you're town and you gain investigation immunity and death unmiller status. If you kill someone from Tasmania, you win.

I might make Australian Mafia.

[Oman]

That naive one is good. Tell someone they're a cop when they'rea doctor.

[Oman]

^5. Kurribo wins the thread.

[Oman]

people can except

Phail!

[Oman]

You are

The Shoes

. You were a band that took over England and America decades ago.

You are always stoned, post as such.

You win when you don't get old, annoying, and grow a horrible moe after dropping acid.

props to anyone who gets the reference.

[Oman]

Nab:

You are the

Frontman

and you got the chicks. You don't even write any of the songs, just because you're the frontman, all the women want you. The bassist is out to get you. Lynch him first!

[Oman]

Xyl, you should mod a large game. And by large, I mean, like, 50 roles.

Chainsaw, anyone? [/ircjoke]

50 Player Momir-duel.

[Oman]

You are a

Fucktard.

You are a complete, utter fucktard. There is no way I can emphasise this enough. For a start, you should write 'fucktard' on your forehead - no, brand it - and spend the rest of the year looking into a mirror intoning "I am a complete, utter fucktard" and periodically smashing your head into the mirror. As you crumple to the ground courting unconsciousness, with mirror fragments serenely shimmering around your face and blood trickling into your eyes, whisper to yourself with all the realisation wrapped up in desperate revelation -

"I am a complete, utter fucktard!"

And then die.

Mod Notes: Fucktard is neutral and has no win condition. Otherwise, treat as a vanilla townie.

This wasn't funny the first time I read it, why the hell would you put it here.

Its not creative, its not humourous, its a waste of time. But considering you just copy-pasted it from a game, I guess it didn't take that much time.

[Oman]

This thread went to shit way too fast.

[Oman]

Lol, go go YOSKING!

[Oman]

You are Bluehost. You win if the site doesn't crash at any point during the game.

Thok, thats just cruel, this role would NEVER win.

[Oman]

Hypoglycemics,...Diabetic That Hasn't Eaten Anything Yet Today,

There isn't much of a difference.

[Oman]

Unless they were in a hypo-cycle.

[Oman]

I'd call that a Freudian slip.

[Oman]

You are a Mason, you're partner may or may not be town.

You brought along a gun just in-case, with one-shot just for your partner.

Anytime during the day you may daykill them.

You can never be too careful, trust no one!

Modnote: Give this role to both of the masons.

That would actually be interesting.

Very. I might run balance numbers. Of course, I wouldn't want to give the shot to a scum-mason.

[Oman]

How can someone create an account, fail so hard, and then be banned so quickly?

[Oman]

Interesting Booker.

[Oman]

Handcuffs in a swiss army knife interests me.

[Oman]

I think that would be for the kinky sex...

And the knife to complet e the snfuff film that is your life.

[Oman]

You are

Al Bundy

. If at any point you are winning or in any way ahead, you will be punished by the mod to make up for it.

You are

Peggy Bundy.

You may post in this game, but you do not get a vote because you're too busy eating bon-bons.

(mod note: If Peggy Bundy is killed during the game, Al Bundy becomes so happy that he becomes Psycho Dad and gains dayvig powers.)

So...much....lame.